Let's all giggle and laugh like school girls, /u/.
>>1876791
>>1876805
>>1876806
Recently saw this one.
Obligatory
>>1876854
Would /u/ still finger your qt gf after this?
>>1876877
yes, as it happened to me once during hay-fever season - to both parties concerned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwI1-aAyvMk
>>1876796
lol
Link to the previous yuri humor threads?
It's time for your dose, /u/.
anyone know if there's a bigger version of this?
>>1876991
>>1876999
to complete the hat-trick
>>1876955I mostly lurk so I never learned how to do that.
>>1876958
most accurate representation of /u/ so far.
>>1876960
Bless you.
>2010
Oh how old I feel that this isn't even close to when I started using /u/
This thread has been alive for 12 hours and no one posted this yet?
>>1877121
Has anyone here ever been to an all girls school? Are there real lesbians there?
>>1877123
Statistically speaking, there are probably some.
>>1876877
Of course, even harder by the way.
>>1876964
So this comes from here...
>>1877118
It's been posted over a lesbillion times, onee-chan.
The all-time classic
>>1877133
That's because it belongs in every h/u/mor thread.
>>1877118
I prefer the original, actually
>>1877249
>left to right
god damnit.
>>1877249
>easy way is where you submissively offer yourself to her while she fondles you gently
>hard way is where she breaks through your fragile resistance and grope every part of your body
Which one, /u/?
>>1877287
Hard way for sure, but only if she knows I secretly want it.
It's fun playing, but I get how it might be annoying if mixed signals are being sent.
>>1877287
I prefer
>Aggressively throw yourselves at each other till the bed breaks.
>Cuddle
>>1877287
It's her again. The たっ girl.
She's going to rape us all!
>>1876958
>Stella C3 - The Line instead of KinMoza
I've been smeckledorfed!
>>1877123
I went to an all girls school, can confirm, am lesbian.
>>1876794
That legwear is pretty hilarious in hindsight.
>>1877120
Other artists are normally recognizable by their artstyle. Hayashiya...the humour.
(Unrelated to my comment)
>>1876986
Go to /w/ and ask for a vector or something.
>>1877121
I have applied the magic of transparency to this.
>>1877434
Also made an image to be used speciffically as a wordless retort against anyone who uses the term "yurishit".
>>1877042
An argument for the ages.
>>1877445
Missing archery
>>1877445
Well that's just common sense. Straight sex is done when the man is, which takes about a minute.
Is Bocchi a meme yet?
>>1877463
Silly Bocchi, you have to bepopularto be a meme.
>>1877435
>yurishit
who uses that? never seen it
>>1877465
Seen it a lot on /a/ and animesuki, actually
>>1877473
ohhh, never been to any of them... so they use it to complain when there's yuri in their het?
>>1877287
>Which one, /u/?
Yes.
>>1877485
I think this thread will be calmer and better if we don't bring up silly bickering.
>>1877489
sorry.. have this then
In some universe bad puns are funny.
>yfw
>>1877546
It took me about an hour to get the joke, well done.
>>1877572
Oh, silly onee-sama
>>1877584
the joke is in the filename.
>>1877546
well done and full Marks from me to all of those who sail in /u/
>>1877490
Why do cartoon dykes always say 'I'm not good enough for you onee-sama"?
>>1877617
Because shitty self-esteem is moe
>>1877617
Because the very concept of calling someone "onee-sama" is kinda self depriving anyway. The other person is considered above oneself. As such the whole "not good enough" thing is ultimately just a "well duh, you call her onee-sama after all" thing.
Exceptions apply. If "onee-sama" is used because of a request, in a playful way or something like that it's obviously different.
>>1877453
http://exhentai.org/g/412323/2de5ee8d96/
sadly have some dirty d*ckgrowing
>>1877437
Does anyone have the version with the first chapter? When Moe walks into the underground sex dungeon for the first time?
old & cute
This one always gets me.
>>1877655
this one ?
oops.
>>1877362
Honestly I have like a dozen seasonal variants of those in my /u/ humor folder and I just sort of picked by thumbnail.
>>1877685
Yes, I thought I had saved it already. Thanks!
>>1877714
Ayy lmao
>>1877246
Let her know The Real Her
>>1877715
>>1877716
So how did macarons become a lesbian symbol anyway?
>>1877811
BRS
There is no h/u/mor without Yuyushiki, so...
>>1877811
>>1877816
>>1877818
>>1877823
>>1877827
>Post ytw you can't put her in her mount
Another /u/ classic.
Whenever some girl whine about yuribait, please teach her about Love Lab.
>>1877635
Thanks professor Japan
>>1877714
Get XCOM on the phone.
>>1877844
To teach the dangers of not being able to do research or pay attention?
How about a little dark humor?
>>1877949
>tfw you made an image that gets reposted but you regret it immensely
It's not even a good image since I left the red underline beneath "tumblr".
>>1877949
No one's stopping you from leaving if you don't like it here. Or you could just ignore threads you don't completely like just like most people.
>>1877949
I don't understand, is there a joke here ?
>>1876991
That thread was glorious
>>1877949
A poor attempt at dark humor.
>>1878032
Eh?
>>1878044
madoka: hidoiyo........... homurachan
(you're a mean bitch homura)*
*madoka is naked in a fetal position with homura laying naked beside her smoking a cig surrounded by tissues*
*homura attempts the throw a tissue into the trash*
*the tissue is then bicycle kicked out of the trashcan*
>>1877907both
>>1878031
>>1878055
>>1878052
oh my bad,
yukari is the youkai of gaps, if there is a gap yukari is there.
yukari is also a giant troll.
so while marisa is about to perform the Apollo landing on reimu's moon yukari decides to troll be coming out of the gap that is reimu's vagina.
>>1878053
Why don't you go email our new moot about it, anon? It's better than this shitposting that doesn't solve any problem. Otherwise, I think it's pretty clear all you want is some attention from others.
>>1878049
Because seriously, maybe I'm just inexperienced, but most yuri manga are pretty clear about what they are from the outset, and what little yuri anime there is is even more blatant about it's focus.
Though this is more just a pet peeve of mine rather than anything specific to /u/. It's really silly when people seethe over a show for years just because they had different expectations or wanted it to be a completely different show despite all evidence. I think there are still people on /a/ who are pissy over Bodacious Space Pirates not being a genderwapped Harlock ripoff.
>>1878053
>thinking it's all tumblr
It honestly is a bad attempt at dark humor.
>>1877669 is a much better example of dark humor.
>>1877567
>>1878069
>tfw no qt gril gently asking you to get naked for her pictures
>>1877685
without the edit this is the best "v clicks on the wrong board" image.
Don't use it on filename threads though,I was banned for it
>>1877833
They look likevaginas
>>1877827
I don't really get this one. I mean, an orange doesn't really look like any naughty bit.
>>1878057
another victim of the gaps troll
1:
yukari:it hurt
2:
yuuka: what happend?
yukari: I got a dust in the eye
3:
yuuka: let me see
>>1878075
It's a fleshy juicy orifice she's gently spreading open. It doesn't look like a vagina, but the rest fits. And if you think Yuyushiki is too innocent for a joke like that, remember that this is the manga from which a joke about Yui's 'bean' was animated (which is Japanese innuendo for clit).
>>1878032
It goes with everything.
Finally, my time to shine.
>>1878176
>>1878179
>>1878177
Oh, fuck, I forgot the spoiler tags...
>>1878181
>>1878185
>>1878186
Pic related from Murcielago
>>1878190
That's it for this time.
We're just going through atsunderephase.
>>1878199
When will young maidens ever learn that it only makes our macarons wetter.
>>1878190
>>1878217
Will this work IRL too?
I wonder if anyone remembers that thread.
>>1876959
I remember a thread where we made tons of these.
Did anyone save those?
>>1878217
If only this wasn't futa this doujin would have been kinda cute what with Yuugi coming back to be Meiling's bride at the end.
Someone please post the yuri danshi edits
>>1877445
I heard of that. Basically, men kind of suck at having sex.
>>1877464
Ouch.
>>1878033
I ask every time it comes up, but does anyone have a copy/screencap of that thread? It's not in the archive. I've always been terrible about actually recording things.
Only vaguely related, but I always found this informational screencap amusing. This is the oldest /u/ screencap I've got, created (not by me) like a year after I started visiting /u/.
>>1878376
You can reach it through chanarchive on Wayback Machine.
I can't link it directly because of the autofilter, sorry.
>>1878218
on no two Kuroko's within spitting distance, you all know.[beat] well never mind,
>>1878418
>>1878419Is-is that her pussy talking?
>>1878442
If you have yet to notice, onee-samas have separate minds in their bodies. One in the head and other in the pussy. While the head is refined and elegant, the pussy is always greedy and imouto-hungry. If you listen carefully while being fondled by an onee-sama, you can actually hear the nom nom sound from below.
>>1878226
/u/ + alcohol = ???
>>1878221
Yes. Did you mail it?
>>1878419
I reckon that this one speech ballon is quite good on its own.
>>1877718
i prefer "/v/ visits /u/"
>>1878419
FEED ME, YAYOI
FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG
>>1878498
aka vert becomes a fan of ed, edd & eddy .gif
Choo-choo!
>>1877718
Can I get a source for that?
>>1879007
Fate Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works
>>1877949
I think the now real alternative is funnier.
>Expecting all these niche fetish/sexuality boards to migrate their shit AND get along in one space without intruding on a lesbian thread with dickgirls, het or even more shitposting over shipping because they don't like that sexuality.
Not like anything will change and personally I'm not bothered but funny idea.
>>1879421
/u/ proper can't even discuss Yuri Danshi without somebody throwing a fit. They'll be fine once /aco/ gets into the groove of things.
>>1879444
Ring ring.
>>1879444
/aco/ will be filled with /co/ any yuri content will get flamed/ignored
>>1879444
>cheetus
I expect it every time, but that makes a point, maybe the initial cringe reaction is knowing how badly received stuff is here, and how badly received /u/ is taken on other boards I don't bother so much with and expecting it to be horrendously worse there.
Maybe they will all live in harmony of one board space after a time, or just end up being /co/ without getting banned for nipples and anything beyond /e/ or /h/ goes back to its niche board unfettered. It's a very hopeful thing to make.
>>1879507
>>1879447
>>1878227
Get Discovery Channel on the phone.
>>1879507
>any lesbian content will get either be shitposed or let alone
Well, alright then.
>>1878094
Here you go
>>1877949
more like t/u/mbler.
>>1877718
Illya from Prisma Illya will always have the best reaction faces, bar none.
>>1878094
That's prison slang too I think. I remember reading somewhere that in womens prison they refer to lesbos as "Bean flickers"
>>1880895
"flicking he bean" is just slang for masturbation.
>/u/ pretends to be hardened lesbians that know prison slang.
>>1877141
>mangafox
>>1880895
Is a woman's prison just a super hardcore version of an all-girls school?
>>1880919
That's what I took away from Orange is the New Black anyway.
>>1880927
I doubt it. They might be women but they're still thieves, murderers, drug addicts etc. Not the nicest people you want to be around.
You also hear stories of women getting raped with broom handles and shit like that.
I don't know what high schools /u/boats went to, but getting raped by a heroin-addicted murderer wasn't the sort thing I had to worry about.
>>1880936
That's because you're thinking US women prison. Something like a Norwegian women prison is much different.
>>1880940
Now I want a slice of life anime in a woman's prison where the characters were sent to prison for the crime ofholding hands in public.
Everything would be cute and moe and the worst thing that happens is that they run out of milk during lunch time. And the warden has big boobs and wants to molest the MC.
>>1880941
We could have the same slice of life anime except in Schwarzheide camp instead.
>>1878407
>>1880966
Hiiragi time?
>>1878498
yumouto?
>>1880966
sunshine time?
>>1876799
Oh sweet baby, please more BRS.
>>1880936
you obviously never went to a US public school.
>>1881030
>>1881167
>>1881167
These two are more cute than funny, but you asked for it so whatever.
>>1877439
Heh
>>1881312
I went to a public school for a year there and all I got was heavy bullying for being too white, kek.
>>1881178
I went to a US public school and all I got when I joined the school's teenage lesbian gang was the ability to freerun and draw badly on walls.
as fun as that was I never got a girlfriend.
>>1881344
You should have gangraped some passing office lady at 3 AM.
>>1881328
Pretty common here. They envied you because in Mexico being white is a trade.
>>1881344
Is this a reference to something?
>>1881312
I think there's a chance that public schools in mexico might be worse than american women prisons. But that's just a guess.
>>1881490
Its a reference to the fact your life can be so close to perfection but have that 1 major flaw that ruins it.
>>1881348
fund it
>>1881513
Depends, really.
In big cities, public schools are OK, with some trashy people that drug themselves and all that, but they generally attend to the least "fine" public schools or evening turns. The diligent people get into the top public schools and morning turns, which are the closest to being civilized environments (in public school standards).
There are these schools called "CONALEP" in which every girl gets pregnant and people kill each other sometimes, they are a big joke in Mexico but they also are the most trashy kind of schools in here, usually really poor people and utterly stupid kids attend to those.
When I was underage I researched all-girls' high schools in my city and for my surprise there was only one, it was public but affiliated to the marine so it was very top-tier. I barely remember an image attached to the site, there were some cute, clean girls in white marine uniforms with the stereotypical marine hat studying in a classroom. It seemed really nice but there was no way I would tell my mother I wanted to stop going to the best high school in the country to live my onee-sama fantasy at a public all-girls' school, although I really wanted to.
>>1881528
>every girl gets pregnant
So is it like part of the curriculum?
>cute brown girls in white sailor uniforms, hats included.
uhm....
>>1881517
I'll bite. What is it?
>>1881537
I think that means, there's no reference. It was just someone talking about her personal life.
>>1881535
>So is it like part of the curriculum?
More like, being mostly poor people attending the institution, they either have no idea what contraceptives are, think they are evil because of Catholicism, don't have money to buy them or simply don't care. Teenagers are just stupid.
>>1881490
I does look like a reference, doesn't it?
"Gaining the ability to freerun" seems like a videogame upgrade.
>>1877949
That's not dark humor; that's you being a newfag retard who doesn't understand board culture.
Western threads have always been accepted on /u/. The increase of /co/ themed threads is due to the fact that in the past few years /co/ has become increasingly hostile to lesbian threads. It's like trying to post a yuri thread on /a/.
Also these threads help take the good part of tumblr, aka art, and remove it from the retard sjw context. So you don't have to sift through a few thousand posts about feminism, white guilt, black people murdered, and muh pronouns to get drawings of comic and cartoon characters fucking.
>>1881630
This discussion doesn't belong in the humor thread.Even if you're right.
>>1881528>>1881528
I studied all my life in public schools in the country and I could compare that the ones in the City are the most trashy ones. Teenagers can find drugs and booze easily contrary to in the country. I remember my classmates fighting over who did their homework the best or who read the most books. Or did a better essay. Then I went to the city and they were dumber than me.
>>1881642
LIVIN IN THE CITY
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE
YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE
I did thisuguu~
>>1881671
Suddenly, Sonic R?
>>1881628
I was the one that said it was just some anon talking about her life, but nonetheless, you're not crazy, it did sound like a reference to something.
>>1881744
I should play video-games from time to time, I won't though.
>>1881630
You are completely right and I agree with you, but let's please just ignore these trolls so they shut up and go back to /v/.
>>1881642
I lived most of my childhood in the countryside but I studied in private schools, it was only when I moved to the city that I was in a public school for a short time so I wouldn't know how to compare countryside public schools with city ones. What I did notice was that city kids were really "mature", and by "mature" I mean that they were a bunch of edgy horndogs. I was only in 5th grade and my classmates talked about girlfriends/boyfriends, sex, weapons and drugs like 80% of the time, while I barely knew anything about all that.
>>1881765
then why does she have someone's pubes on her lips?
>>1881784
'Cause she just finished eating a taco :^)
>>1881794
ayy
>>1881794
That's a good one.
>>1881794
This guy
>>1881677
ARIGATO KORRA-SAMA
>>1881964
Filename
>>1879779
mame chishiki...
>>1881965
It's 1408406572437.jpg , not descriptive.
>>1881528
>CONALEP in my /u/
>>1881794
Please stop eating outside of the subway stations of Mexico City or you will die in a gruesome fashion.Tacos de Penalty, 11 steps and then you fall dead.
>>1881964
Sauce on the first one, don't know about the 2nd.
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/triangle_struggle
>/u/ Humor - Mexican Public Schools
>>1881528
When you say "marine uniforms" do you mean sailors or do you mean Semper Fi marines?
>>1881984
Not the filename of when you save it. The filename it has in the thread.
>>1882177
Tacos are /u/ and you can always be a bit lenient when it comes to Mexican school girls in white sailor uniforms (with hats, hats!).
>>1878267
>>1881964
The second is from a joke translation of saki.
>>1882155
Not her, but I do a quick research and found sailor uniforms are very popular in Mexico for some reason.
This was a nice thread.
>>1876961
Is there a link for this? want to show it to someone
>>1877123
yeah..
>want to go to the toilet
>two girls making out in front of the only free stall
>mfw
anyway, i'm a lesbian now too
>>1885460
>anyway, i'm a lesbian now too
that's what happens when you hold it in too long.
>>1885937
I'm not a military minded person, I do not uderstand this.
>>1885937
What's the /u/ joke?
>>1885937
it broke several headcanons, i presume
my funny ones aren't anime but thar ya go