Why can't europoors make kino?

>>87850361
we don´t have any risk takers

>>87850361
>implying amerifats can remove the chinese audience cock out of their mouths to make a good movie

we do you're just to lazy to read subtitles

>>87850361
coz americans wouldnt understand it

>>87850681
this

>europoor
>poor
there's your answer

>>87850361
We do.
You burgers just don't know about the movies,
since reading subtitles is deemed too hard for the average burger.

your country was made by europoors so everything you do is ours by right kid, including your kino

>>87850681
We've made good movies for years. Fucking Tangerine is better than everything Europe has produced since the seventh seal and that was filmed on a fucking iPhone

>>87850801

what?

>>87850361
All of the greatest living directors are European.

>>87850361
>implying you've ever watched a movie that has not been advertised on the internet

>>87850806
this

>>87850845
Not sure what you're asking?
I like Sorrentino, especially TYP and TGB, but Brody's right about Youth. It's simply trying to reanimate the corpse of classic Euro cinema, rather than working in a new or exciting language (again as i think he did in Pope)

>>87850853
give 29 examples

>>87850853
>Quentin Tarantino - American
>Paul Thomas Anderson - American
>Steve McQueen - American
>Richard Linklater - American

Nice try kiddo.

>>87850361
>invent the video camera
>make the greatest kino from the onset through to the present day
>even make better westerns than the americans

>hollywood apes euro stylisms 20 years after europe does them
>"wow, we sure are great at filmmaking"
I can't actually how uninformed you have to be to be a burger

>>87851098
all of these have european surnames, they don't count

>>87851098
Lynch
Loach
Cronenberg
Villeneuve
Refn
Boyle
Innaritu
Park Chan-Wook

All better than everyone on your list. None are American
Get wrekt

>>87851098
state of this post

>>87851228
>Lynch
>Cronenberg
>Refn

Those are Americans you dummy.

>>87850998
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Film_Award_for_Best_Director

find ones you want, there are plenty

>>87851270
This is poor b8, come on

there are plenty of great european movies and they still frequently win oscars today

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>>87850361
why are you retarded?

>>87851418
the holy grail wasn't that great

>>87851277
>Haneke dominating those awards
I'm not going to try arguing that Haneke is shit mind you, but I've never seen one of his films and said "WHOA THAT BLEW MY MIND."

Amour honestly reminded me more of those sappy Thai Life Insurance Commercials /b/ used to get feels for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMX6H6YY1M

Yes they're good, does it trigger an emotion of course. But did it effect me like an amazing movie does. Eh I not really.

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>all this primo yurocuck butthurt in this thread
Holy shit I gotta start making fun of eurethras more often, maybe theyre the same guys that shit their pants when you make fun of R&M

>>87851516
>make thread out of butthurt
>somehow the responses calling you out are the butthurt
okay

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>>87850361
K E K
E
K

>>87851516
Maybe if you stop obsessing over europe you no foreskin 56% memeland cuck

>>87851418
UMA

>>87851600
at least I'm not a povertynigger from gypsy land

>>87851572
Found the itty bitty pretty europoopan. LOL is this all it takes to set off the alarm? Imagine if I came to your shitty country

>>87850361
are you fucking serious?

we make far better films than jew-run hollywood

Do Europe have someone like Bay who could make a movie about robots emotional, spectacular and moving all at the same time? Answer is no.
Do Europe have big movie stars? No, they are all like old people and such.
Do Europe export any show? No, all they have is just some shitty leftist propaganda.
Europe is the new Soviet Union, the sooner we'll realize that the better, make sure to aint no fool

>>87850681
Ouch.

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>>87851676
try it fag

>>87851676
Your own country is shit if you're honest. Literally half black/mexican. Not even the worst paki shitholes in europe have anywhere near those demographics

>>87851753
>Do Europe have someone like Bay who could make a movie about robots emotional, spectacular and moving all at the same time?
Nolan
>Do Europe have big movie stars?
Idris Elba
Mad
Tom Hardy

>>87851784
what does it do? Shoots swiss chocolate and refugees? LOL

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>Be American
>Enter thread
>Ask "Do Americans actually do X?"

The level of nepotism in eurofags "hollywood" is worse than you can possibly imagine. There all hacks and their "cinema" is funded with taxpayer money because even the locals aren't interested in that garbage. It's so crappy that all they do is comedy, that's what gather the plebs

>>87851788
>MUH FIF-DEE PURRR-ZENT
This is literally what they show on European "television" every day
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ea9M5H_4M4A
Whens the last time a Muslim ever exploded a building in America buddy? Oh wait never. Meanwhile Macron, president of France, tells his people that they must live with terrorism. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

French > Italian > (If Hong Kong had been as consistent as it has been for 100 years) > American > Rest of Europe

it's the shitty voice

>>87851971
>Italian
>French

name a single good movie from the last 20 years. You can't

>>87852148
French cinema is probably the best and most consistent of the modern era.
Anything by Dumont, Carax, Godard, Varda, Akerman, Assayas is great.
Italian I don't pay much attention to any more.

>>87852148

Banlieu 13
Taxi
Brotherhood of the wolf

I L I T E R A L L Y can't name a good French movie.

>>87852148
t. brainlet

ingmar bergman is the epitome of pretentiousness

Why doesn't Europe excluding the UK have big television shows?

Legitimate question because I've never heard anyone talk about a televised drama from France or where ever. Is TV just a thing for British and Americans?

Hell Israel seems to have made more of an impact on Television, In Treatment and Homeland were based on Israeli concepts.

>ITT: buthurt eurofaggers

enjoy ahmed you commie bastards

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>all these assblasted yurostanis
teehee

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The Fifth Element is french kino

>>87852466
Braquo and Gomorrha are pretty good shows

>every time you respond to an amerishart there is a 50% chance he is a non white

wew lads

Western cinema in general is dying.

>>87852466
its because english isnt there main language you stupid fuck

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>this thread
Is it a joke?

>>87851753
>Do Europe have someone like Bay who could make a movie about robots emotional, spectacular and moving all at the same time? Answer is no.
Nolan(spectacular, emotional),
Riddley Scott (Blade Runner - robots emotion)
1st to mention
>Do Europe have big movie stars? No, they are all like old people and such.
Tom Hardy
Daniel Craig
Christian Bale
Sean Bean
Orlando Bloom
Luke Evans
and so on
>Do Europe export any show? No, all they have is just some shitty leftist propaganda.
Doctor Who
used to be, Top Gear
Sherlock Holmes
>Europe is the new Soviet Union, the sooner we'll realize that the better, make sure to aint no fool
Europe is made of several countries, that had very diffrent history through thousend years. It's pretty diverse and multicultural.

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>>87852148

>>87851098
Holy fucking plebeian

>>87852606
Entertainment is falling on the weight of itself. During the golden age everyone went to the movies because once it stopped showing that was it unless it was so popular it got subsequent rescreenings.

Then television came, but TVs sucked until very very recent. VHS was terrible, DVDs and Blu-Rays were expensive. Cable was costly.

Now we have DVRs so we can record what we want to watch and see it whenever. Subscription services like Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime make it so you can see a new film everyday if you would like. And it's all so insanely cheap.

Worst year for Hollywood because the supply has finally met the demand of entertainment.

>>87852749
What's the French equivalent to The Sopranos, Mad Men, The Wire then?

>>87850718
this.

there was a sizeable european movie industry up until the 1980s. that produced movies of note. then it died for some reason.

>>87852904
>Entertainment is falling on the weight of itself

Then why are video games and anime doing so crazy good?

Hollywood movies are just shit.

When was the last time Americans made kino?

>>87852475
>"ur gay"
>"no"
>"haha ur so butthurt"
ebin

>>87852921

It didn't die. It's just that those people started working for Hollywood because money was better. Look at the credits of every big movie. It's international as fuck.

But now it's collapsing because people at the top can't make good scripts anymore. It must be a mess created to please everyone and offend no one.

>>87852479
Stay away from the white woman José

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>>87852148

>60%
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA *breathes in* HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>87850806
>>87850853
>>87851115
>>87851971
WE

>>87851098
Actually, i think Steve McQueen is a nigger who went to my old grammar school in West London.

Not that I've ever watched any of his awful preachy-arty, super-contemporary, tick-all-the-right-post-modern-cultural boxes films.

>>87851826
What are you gonna do? Throw obese Americans at our Alpine fortresses?

>>87852466
They do, but no one watches shows with subtitles (anime excluded)
Any good show gets an English-language adaptation
See: The Tunnel

>>87852845
> It's pretty diverse and multicultural.

Sounds like a shithole

>>87850801
In English, doc!

>>87853356
now ye, coz of arab migrants, but used to be very nice. Greeks had own culture and markable landmarks, so Romans too. nothern areas had totoally diffrent, slavs had own culture, west europeans too. it used to be beautiful and diverse, you could admire remains of thousends years history. each had something diffrent to offer tho

>>87851098
Steve McQueen is British

>>87850808
Please be b8

>>87853085
> It's just that those people started working for Hollywood because money was better.

As an italian I'm still salty about Benigni, there is a distinct Benigni pre-Life is Beautiful and another one after that movie when he did become well known in Hollywood, and suddenly he seems to be ashamed of his former self when he did movies where he was screaming blasphemous things and how to have sex with your cousin, with a sheep, with objects.

>>87853228
Yeah with that kind of description it's pretty obvious you haven't seen any of his movies. Watch Hunger and get back to us, anon.

>>87853270
yeah since your alpine fortresses are filled with starving africans that never saw food in their lives they might just run away when they see well fed americans

>>87853356
That's pretty rich coming from a roach

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>>87851098

>>87850681
wtf that's mean as hell to say. tru tho

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americunts need shitty remakes with happy ends

>>87853641
fucking despicable

what is this thread

Risk taking is associated with high testosterone, which Europeans severely lack.

>>87853015
No more shit than it was in the 2000s. Difference is all I said above.

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>>87853641
>Americans forced production to shot a happy ending for the american market because the viewers can't stand a nihilistic finale

>>87853801
as european i agree, conservative values are pretty commmon here. not many are risky enough

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>Americucks will never have the balls to shoot something like this

>>87853891
here have to agree, european movies never had problem with nudity on screen

>>87853891
how bad is it? honestly?
and is it actually a great movie?

>>87853891
Hollywood remake when?

>>87850361
Kino is literally a european word you dumb fucking drog

>>87854194
intresting concept, worth watching if you like 'obscure' movies, i dont know how to say

>>87853936
I'm just trying to imagine what would be if irreversible was released in 2017 as major hollywood movie
>>87854194
it's not even the greatest Noe movie but it's pretty good, give it a try
You have to be in a right mood tho

>>87851098
You must be joking.

>>87854321
>I'm just trying to imagine what would be if irreversible was released in 2017 as major hollywood movie
hahahah, with SJW and 'muh strong womyn' sure

>>87854258
>Noe
>obscure
He's one of major french directors

>>87851460
That's Aguirre you cretin. Unless you were baiting, in which case 8/10, made me reply.

>>87850776
I wish that wasn't true. I grew up watching foreign language movies, so I never cared about subtitles. It's frustrating because Hollywood is so boring most of the time.

>>87852377
>best and most consistent


Ignoring American cinema, right?

>>87854387
That's what i talking about. I'd like to see the whole shitstorm

>>87854430
irony is, it would flop in USA and success worldwide

>>87853822

No Anon. It really is more shit.

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>>87854462
>Do Europe have someone like Bay
yes - >>87853891

>>87850361
Don't bite the hands that feed you burger.

>>87854321
>>87854387
mother is quite honestly the closest thing to it

>>87854891
that's good to hear.

>>87850718
too*