B-but they were nice to him

No honor among thieves

He didn't ram them in the truck on purpose.
Just happened that way

Seriously, Baby is an enormous asshole. The bit at the end where everyone says HE'S A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN was completely absurd.

And the idea that the girl would stick with him, when they barely knew each other and it turns out he's a fucking murderer who got her mixed up in the worst kind of shit?

>>87846682
Why is Don cosplaying Negan?

>>87846682
how do you not get a chub in this situation

>>87847242
when you've been with a girl for a while, having them merely touch you isn't enough.

>>87846682
Buddy was such a piece of shit. He's the kind of guy who only acts nice because everything is easy for him. Handsome, charismatic, cute gf, etc. If he were an ugly bitter virgin I bet he wouldn't have been so nice to Baby. Baby instead was /ourguy/ and I was glad when he killed this Chad motherfucker.

>>87847117
it was the ultimate blue pill ending and really took me out of the film, lmao she waited what was it 3 or 5 years? for a guy she didn't know at all

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>>87846682
Whats next for her career?

Was he slow?

>>87847427
my dick

>>87847509
N-no, h-he's a good kid and a d-d-d-devil behind the wheel

>>87847630
cringe

>>87847427
being enslaved by me

>>87847427
getting those ripe plumbs out of their packaging hopefully.

>>87847427
hngggggg

>>87847509
he was dragging

>>87847427
wew lads

>>87847117
Pretty much. Baby literally got Darling killed, Buddy had every right to want to waste him

>>87847427
Pissing in my mouth

>>87847755
>Baby literally got Darling killed
Buddy and Darling got themselves killed when they agreed to still work alongside Bats after he killed those cops, a situation in which Darling got injured, and Baby didn't tell Darling to run out of cover firing two machines like a jackass

second half of the movie sucked dick
scott pilgrim was better

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>>87847427
She needs more fap material asap

>>87847836
>scott pilgrim was better
absolute nu-male trash, you literally have to be redditor to enjoy this dogshit of a flick

>>87847860
>>87847427
i thought that was the spic chick from Alien Covenant, it apparently isnt

>>87847862
I'm more of a 9gagger :P but go fuck yourself buddy

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>>87847324
>tfw still get boners just holding hands with grills

>>87847427
going back

>>87846682
Eiza Gonzales is fucking beautiful.

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>>87847917
you are the one that needs to go back to your latent homo board, /pol/eddit

>>87847117
>And the idea that the girl would stick with him, when they barely knew each other and it turns out he's a fucking murderer who got her mixed up in the worst kind of shit
You've clearly haven't met enough women in your life, haven't known them long enough or the few lucky ones who only met the semi crazy ones

>>87848050
Jeeeesusssss

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She's basically Jessica Alba with sluttier tits but a worse ass.

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plastic surgeons are a gift from God

>>87847427
>>87847860
>>87847993
>>87848050
>>87848139

trump wants to deport this?!

>>87848452
more like marry. hes a fan of marrying to hot third world foreigners

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>>87847367
That was a daydream at the very end though (the part where it's all black and white and he's leaving the prison).We cant know for sure that she actually would have waited.But yeah he was eligible for parole in 5 years of his 25 year sentence. She would had have to wait at least 5 years, ye

>>87848547
He's into slavs, not latinas though.

>>87848452
dumb trumposter

>>87847349

t. receeding hairline beta cuck.

Honestly, Baby should've did his fucking job. He shouldn't have tried to sneak out, thus causing Bats to break into his apartment and find all those mixtapes. Especially the one with Deborah.

All he had to fucking do was sit down, shut up, and be the getaway driver. It's very possible that nobody would've gotten killed or hurt including that nice teller that he warned off.

As soon as the job is done, all Baby has to do is drop off his adopted father in that old person's home with a nice sack of money as a down payment. Meanwhile, he and Deborah can ride off into the sunset without jailtime or losing his hearing.

>set up a plot point to show he's been recording all their conversations

>literally just write it so the characters believe it was purely for music remixes and never talk about it again

Shit writing all around

>>87847367
I'm pretty sure he was dreaming and it pulled a total recall 1990 but I only saw this shit movie once.

Fuck I miss pegg and Frost's influence.

For everything he got so wright in Scott Pilgrim he got so fucking extremely wrong in babby it feels like I'm watching a cheap remake of drive + blue song

What a shitty shitty movie. Honestly even the driving action stunts where shit.

>>87849185
That shit annoyed me, they drive all the way to his house is the middle of the night to grab his mixtape collection so he could play one for them to prove that him recording everything they've ever said and putting it on tapes isn't sketchy.

>>87849353
I watched the first 6 minutes to see what the hype was about, then realized Wright plays GTA and thought the car chase would translate on screen. It doesn't. The part when he flips the spikes was beyond fantasy, and when he came across the only two cars on the road which were red...fuck off..

So that guy at the beginning that says "if we dont see me again it's because I'm dead" was killed by Doc because he was an asshole to Baby?

>>87847509
R-r-retarded means slow.

>>87847665
Fag.

>>87848452
He makes exceptions

>>87847117
She has a shit life.
She stuck around with the one guy who stood by her.
Learn to life, faggot.

im convinced the dude who played baby is actually chicken boo

>>87849302
Yes, it was a daydream

>>87849619

K you might be on /tv/ all day but let me tell you - whether she had a shit life or not, in the 3-5 years Baby was absent, Cinderella would 100% certainly get scooped up by some rich Chad coming into the diner.

This disillusioned sense of romantic love portrayed in Baby Driver is part of the problem with our current society.

>>87849619
>She has a shit life.
How?

>>87850081
Dead parents and works at a diner?

>>87850070
She would get multiple guys hitting on her per day, she'd just need a week or two to pick the best one.

>>87850081
She was forced by the government to be a waitress or they would kill her entire family.

Did you even watch the movie?

>>87849619
He didn't stand by her, they only went on one date and now people are trying to kill her because of him and she's helping a fugitive run from the cops which will land her in prison also.

>>87850120
That's a shit life?

>>87850177
Which shows how desperate she was.

>>87847904
>holding hands with grills
stop bragging

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>>87850070
Why do you keep saying 3-5 years. The movie was very clear about it: 25 year sentence with a possibility of parole after 5 years served in the pen. She has to wait a minimum of 5 years, possibly more if they reject his parole on the first attempt

>>87850081

She's not $60k indebted for a gender studies degree

>>87848251
That's a job well done. Damn

The whole ending to this film was fucking retarded

I guess the hitler youth cut is in eh?

I will never sport it.

>>87850397
What part, the sentencing? Jon Hamm going ham?

>>87850435
Him killing Jamie Foxx

>>87850489
Yeah, I feel like him killing Jamie Foxx would have been justified in character development if he came out and shot the Woman clerk, instead of the security guard he didnt even know


This movie is just written so fucking bad

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>>87850435
Spacey's character went "GO BABY, I'LL HOLD THE COPS" bullshit

>>87847821

Nope, the heist would have gone flawlessly if Baby hadn't gone full retard. You could argue that their mistake was trusting Baby to handle his part of the job, but that still points to him being incompetent.

>>87850539
Yeah i didnt get it at all, he just sperges out and kills Jamie Foxx for no reason

Also this>>87850560

Dude just gives up his life essentially so baby can get away? Fucking why?

>>87850428
>shills have no valid threads so they try to start shit
Sad!

>>87850560
>>87850435
this, Spacey is threatening Baby the entire movie but in the last 15 minutes he does a 180 and sacrifices himself for him

>>87846682
the second half of the film sucked and ruined the movie.

>>87850560
>Can i have my tapes back
>No
>Ok then 'goes to leave'
>lol ok get the tapes then and i'll also sacrifice myself for you

His character does a 180 in about 3 seconds

>>87847904
It took me only 2 weeks of gf to get over this

>>87847349
>implying Baby wasn't Chad

He was just a lower Chad, meanwhile Ham was a higher Chad.

He was hardly /ourguy/

>implying /ourguy/ can just walk into a dinner and get laid
>implying /ourguy/ isn't a basement dweller neckbeard virgin
>implying /ourguy/ ever goes out
>implying /ourguy/ wouldn't curl up into a ball and cry at the sound of gunfire
>implying /ourguy/ could handle all that adrenaline rush
>etc

>people actually thought this will come close to Drive and Nightcrawler

HAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

*inhales*

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>a guy looking liek this
>not being tossed around in jail like a bitch

>>87848947
He probably thought he was gonna get killed after the job. Loose ends and all, after the gun deal.

>>87850070
you're honestly retarded if you think that. after she watched baby shoot a guy to protect her, steal a car, drive it like a superhero, then kill the guy to protect her, no other rich chad would even come close to that. any other guy would be unattractive in contrast to the deep impression that would make. it's what you might call a 'bonding experience'.

maybe she cheated on him a few times outta loneliness because chicks are like that, but when he got outta prison she would have been there as would every other girl on the planet

>>87846682
i just realized I should make a music video to Baby Driver since it's out now, thanks anon

>>87847427
>listens to Let's Dance once

I watched this last night. It was good if you don't think about the plot too much.

>>87850539
>instead of the security guard he didnt even know
You'd be cool with seeing someone murdered right in front of you, if you didn't know them?

Right from the first scene Baby is watching innocent people get beaten, terrorized and killed, and it clearly bothered him a lot. There were about 4-5 scenes showing him being upset by this. Then Foxx almost kills his girlfriend, and for all Baby knew killed his foster dad (he didn't know he was alive at that point), and then murdered an innocent guy right in front of him, in like a 12 hour span. And you think it's strange that the guy snapped after all that?

>>87853346
Yes, he's a murder enabling getaway driver.

>>87847427
i hope she is illegal so i can have the change to give her the option to let me impregnate her or face deportation. muahahahahaha!

>>87847860
>>87847427
>She's only 27
Holy shit, I thought she looked older

fun flick. babby probably would have been killed by bats if they went through with the job.

>>87850428
it has been in for awhile no?
seeing less of it now.

>>87850701
To be honest, he only did a 180 on the tapes, if the corrupt cops hadn't showed up, he would have gotten off clean.

>>87850587
>For no reason
Are we really getting to the point where anons on /tv/ cannot comprehend character motivation in an Edgar Wright movie?

I have never seen a movie fail so much to build a human relationship like Baby Driver did. Spent 90 percent of the movie building up a teenage romance and failed spectacularly.

>>87855087
Edgar Wright is what the french call "les encompetant"

>>87850587
>no reason
ok but he helped to really fuck up his disabled foster parent so

>>87850646
The entire film is about love and how it makes you do crazy things.

>>87847427
Blacked

>>87855189
mmh, you mean "incompétents"

>>87855458
I meant to spell it wrong ;^) not really

>>87847242
>implying she minds when the trouser python against her thigh is at like 50% capacity and could still fill all her walls