The International Federation of Kinography has tasked you to

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>>87841967
Make her play an hot annoying dumbass like American Hustle, only role she's had that I actually liked.

Cast her for the main role in Sweetness in the Belly.

>>87841967
Porno movie starring only me and her, 12 hours of footage compiled from 2 years worth of work.

>>87841967
I'd hire Lynch so he would make an obsessive drama, called 'Down to Earth', about Jennifer Lawrence (played by her, Naomi Watts, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman and Steve Buscemi) being trapped in a series of intricate dreams that represent all the shit movies she's been in, including this one.

A movie where she plays a rising hiphop star, gets raped by a black guy, tries to over come the trauma, but in the end can't deal with it so she gets racial&gender-reassignment surgery and becomes an asian man working in an accountant firm, that happens to be owned by donald trump's son

>>87841967
She plays a homeless woman.
She has no money.
A man offers her five bucks to blow him.
They walk into an alley and you literally watch her suck him off.

>>87842209
Produced by Facial Abuse?

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>>87841967
Woodman Casting

>>87842060
Lynch can't make good cinema anymore. Twin Peaks was all over the place with half baked ideas

>>87842335
>anymore

>>87841967
UNSIMULATED SEX SCENES JUST LIKE THE BROWN BUNNY

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>>87842060
>played by her, Naomi Watts, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman and Steve Buscemi

>>87842060
>about Jennifer Lawrence (played by her, Naomi Watts, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman and Steve Buscemi)
That movie is called Identity.

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>>87842293
>>87842449
She's not meant for things like that. She is a pure hearted midwestern girl

a snuff film

A movie about her transitioning into a bimbo, a lot of the money would go to actual surgery to slowly modify her appearance more and more.

>>87842335
What are you doing here?

>>87841967
The world's most expensive porno.

>>87842293
Head like a fucking orange

>>87841967
Movie about Hillary Clinton's carreer where Jennifer plays Hillary

>>87842293
is that jason levy?

Throw her into the porn industry and be done with it

We've all seen her privates anyway

>>87841967
One bullet to the back of the head

>>87842662
Are you implying that isn't the opinion of half the board?

>>87841967
i pay her a lump sum of 350 million dollars to film a 48 hour long porno starring only me and her, keeping 50 million for my salary

First Blacked film staring a HIV positive black porn star and her, creampie and she can't be on PREP.

>>87841967

Serious answer, something that shamelessly plays to her limited strengths. She's kind of bitchy and overconfident but not in a stuck up sort of way, at times she can be endearingly casual and candid. To me this says some kind of action comedy, probably with spies.Maybe the male lead is sort of reckless and hyperactive and she's his sarcastic handler exasperated with his action hero antics. Cast the male based on chemistry with her, I can't think of who that would be but getting it right would be crucial.

>>87841967
>>87842575

She must be fantastic to ejaculate in

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Persona remake

>>87842053
Directed by Lars von Trier, and I'd watch it.

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>>87842335
>Being this LYNCHED.

>>87845102
>being this normie

Kill yourself

>>87841967
two words
porn

>>87841967
A movie where she is stripped naked, humiliated, made to cry and beg, and apologise for her life choices

>>87841967
>four hundred million dollars
I would make the greatest pornkino epic mankind has ever known. So long as you're in to a lot of JLaw.

Some kind of roman style setting with a lot of orgies and naked people being the norm. With politics.

>>87845524
we could do with a modern Caligula

>>87845591
Yeah, something like that. Except JLaw does a 100 guy blowbang.

A hyperrealistic snuff film called Jennifer's Mutilation (soft remake of Daisy's Destruction).

>>87841996
You should watch Silver Linings. She's pretty much the exact same character.

whom?

>>87841967
matrix prequel...in which the machines are just starting to abduct ppl and hook them to a primitive version of the matrix under the ruse of a mmp vr experience

A movie about an actress gaining a ton of weight by stress eating and learning how to deal with a fanbase that turned against her.

>>87844407
Hatesex is not worth the attention.

>>87842167
Interesting up until the "Asian man" part

I adapt Emergence entirely.

>>87847575
Asians are the most Lovecraftian of all the major races.

>>87841967
A Greg Lansky film.

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>>87841967
I would just give her the $400 million dollars directly, and jack off as she deposits it into her already impressive bank account.
>When you have a findom fetish

>>87847654
Oh, I know, I am one

She gets raped by 10 men in an alley, after the act she blows jumps off Golden Gate bridge, while shouting "THE HOLOCAUST IS A LIE 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB INFOWA" SPLASH

>>87841967

I'd film her for 10 minutes on my phone as she spoke shit about hollywood, say thats what the budget got me, pay her fucking nuffin, pocket the money and vanish

>>87841967
highschool romance bullshit movie

she looks like a fucking teen playing adult

Just make whatever and spend 400 million in marketing

>>87847706
Hot

Mother got an F

And wolf creek did too. Wolf creek was good though

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I enlist the help of the fine folk at dogfart productions. Kino ensues

>>87841967
Jennifer Lawrence is BARBARA STREISAND

Just give me all my Oscars now.

>>87842663
there is some pirate pornoparody, that had doubled budget

>>87847706
What the fuck.
>When you have a findom fetish
Explain.

JLaw should be near the dictionary definition of America, just put a drone behind her shoulder

>>87841967
>I decide to make a 4 hour film
>First 30 minutes is a dude fucking her, showing everything from her face, 15 minutes for reverse cowboy, another 15 for cowboy which ends in a creampie
>We cut to the next morning, she's walking down a new york city sidewalk, when she gets pulled into an ally by some homeless men, and gets the shit beaten out of her, this scene is 30 minutes long
>We cut to her arriving to her job, where she is forced into a slutty outfit by her boss, and forced to suck his cock, he cums on her face, and she cleans up, this scene is 1 hour 45 minutes
>15 minutes of her deepthroating a banana
>the last hour is her getting fucked the neighbor kid, ending in another creampie.

>>87841967
mother! is the greatest film of the past decade. If that won't save her career, then the moronic masses simply don't deserve her.

>>87841967
It's over. There is no way her career can be saved at this point. It's time to new blood.

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>>87849184
Are all of the men in this played by the same guy (You), the personification of the patriarchy, as some statement on the oppression women face from the indifferent and interchangeable male aggressors?
That might work.

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>>87841967
A lighthearted romantic comedy about a young woman who is in a relationship with someone far away, who obsessively sends him erotic photos of herself, automatically storing them on the cloud. "Butthole Girl"

>>87849236
Lol.

>>87848672
findom means financial domination, some guys love to be financially dominated by women, i.e. purposefully exploited for their money, reducing themselves to monetary objects

>>87850790
I thought it had something to do with finland. man am I retarded

>>87850790
>exploited for their money, reducing themselves to monetary objects
Sounds like every relationship I've ever been in with a woman.
>B'dum tish

Pay her 10 mil to just sit in a chair and record as I let anyone who wants to criticize her rant at her as long as they want and she just has to take it. Pay her another 15 mil to be Ass fucked as she's crying on film. Save the rest of the money and do some editing and release it in about three hours run time

>>87841967
I'd pivot her career into being my housewife and mother of my children.

A kafka-esque tale featuring Lovecraftian imagery, J-law would play the eldritch abomination:
A boy falls in love with a lovecraftian abomination. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a kafka ex machina with the abomination’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, and is overjoyed to hear an earsplitting fart noise. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s eldritch rituals to the abomination, it only looks at him with a mindbreakingly horrifying expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the abomination he called is not the same abomination he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn’t exist in this universe at all. It is the monster's alternate universe counterpart, who has chosen the MC’s own AU self as a vessel, who too is blissfully unaware of its designs. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective bonds in eternal damnation, DRAMA ensues as they begin to form psionic bonds with each other instead and question the NATURE of MYTH.

>>87852609
oh you

someone post the pictures

>>87841967
she is getting older and is not worth the money.
everyone knows actresses in their late 20s will fade with 98% probability.

Its over lads.

She plays an antifa terrorist that gets arrested and what ever

>>87841967
Winters Bone 2-6

I remake Hunger Games with all the same actors and the same script.

Passengers 2: Space Cabin Boogaloo

The Bill Engvall Show: The movie

No but in all seriousness Id either put in her low budget thrillers/horror again or go for big budget action superheroine movies where shes second fiddle to a more impressive actor.

>>87841967
I have her burn all the money while I film from from my phone

>>87841967
The Jenna Jameson story
NC17

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I have all the money converted into physical paper money and put it in a huge pile and have her do a Bacchus ritual with mead and honey before burning it all. I would film it on an old camera