>"dude, you know why people get excited when they catch

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>Okay, okay, but how can we make this about universal basic income?

who the fuck gets excited when they catch a bug?

Joe "Obama was our best president" Rogan

>wooow this is too much for me

>>87829590
Has literally never said that.

>>87829605
https://youtu.be/1aVtVX1-j5E?t=2427

>>87829326
>and I look at ladies' bottoms even though I will never get laid, because my ancestors have passed down a genetic ancestral memory from before the invention of the wheel!

>>87829543
SpongeBob SquarePants. Except the bug is a jellyfish.

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>PLANTS ARE ALIVE AND CONSCIOUS TOO!

>>87829543
I pity you. Every healthy child goes bug-catching.

>>87829543
This image in my head of Rogan crashing frantically through a campsite, stopping abruptly, slowly turning around with his trophy between thumb and forefinger:
>"Just like my ancestors!"

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>>87829326
>those dead eyes

>>87829755
See, I remember that, and I do not remember being excited per se.

>>87829605
Are you going to apologize to this guy >>87829590

after seeing this >>87829674

Would be awfully white of you to admit you were wrong and let that guy know you're sorry for the snarky response you gave him

>>87829674
he actually fucking said it
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH
>obama is the best president because i like the way he talks
what did he mean by this?

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JAMIE, PURR DAT UP

OOOOO ROOK AT DIS

CHIMPANZEE RIP YOUR ARM OFF

WOW SO EXERRENT

AREX WHAT YOU TINK?

>>87829840
Good thing I'm not white.

Also,

>pretending Brendan Schaub episodes are canon

>>87829605
>say something retarded
>get proven wrong
>pretend you never made the stupid post and abandon the thread

lmao

Rogan is the kind of guy an 18 year old views as an "intellectual"

>>87829755
What is this, a fucking anime? Literally who ever went "bug catching"

>>87829898
No, I'm still here my dude.

i hate joe rogan so fucking much

>>87829898
>>87829840
We get it, you're not used to being right

>>87829894
>pretending Brendan Schaub episodes are canon

Haha, fair enough. It really doesn't surprise me though, Rogan gets downright gay when it comes to black guys. Anytime you mention Rashad Evans, Tyrone Woodly, or Rumble Johnson, he practically starts jerking off talking about their "superior genetics". And you have to be black for Rogan to call you a GOAT fighter, whenever a guest brings up Fedor after Rogan has been sucking Anderson Silva or Jon Jones dick for 20 minutes, Rogan looks at them like they just shit in his kale smoothie.

>>87829965
I wonder how many IQ points Rogan lost due to concussions/brain injury

It must have been a lot.

>>87829951
I get the hate. But, I really like his show. He's had a wide variety of guests on, and there have been many entertaining, and several informative conversations, throughout the years.

>>87829414

Fucking this Jesus just drop it joe

>>87829919
Gays

Despite the many reasons to dislike him, I still like Joe Rogan.

I think it's because the guy is just a hardo who loves to talk and actually does a decent job of getting his guests to pontificate. He's also pretty earnest in what he finds interesting. There's a bit of posturing on his part but relatively little. I would like to see him be more forthcoming with his real views on things but I understand why he isn't.

this is seriously no joke what happens when you smoke weed everyday for years on end

joe has lost his god damned mind

>>87829326
I love him because he does not sound obnoxiously pretentious or overly concerned with himself.

he thinks the moon landing was faked

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>>87831005
unless you think these are actual photos, you should question it too

>>87829674
He was just pandering to Brendan

>>87829858
How do I find this app?

Why does /tv/ love joe rogan so much? You realize in real life he'd think you're a weirdo and kick your ass, right?

>>87831263
well that's an incredibly dumb thing to say for any reason.

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>>87831299
>You realize in real life he'd think you're a weirdo and kick your ass, right?

Is "kick your ass" gay lingo for "suck your dick"?

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>>87831299
>im a weirdo
>joe rogan isnt

>>87831248

>What are different cameras and lenses

>>87831429
This quote is unironically quite loveesquecrafty

>>87830868
The posturing is what turns me off. The way he talks to some guests, "educating" them, it's really belittling. Noam Chomsky can drop info on people and it doesn't come off as dick-measuree, but when Joe regurgitates what he read off Wikipedia a few days ago, it's like he's doing it to try and prove he's more intleligent than the person he is talking to

>>87829543
One summer night a couple years ago when I was walking home from work, I crossed paths with a beetle. I saw buzzing around out of the corner of my eye. It landed on my pant leg and I picked it off let it ride on my finger. We walked a couple blocks together and then I placed her down on the branch of a bush and continued on. It was the most exciting thing that had happened to me in years and has happened since. Bugs are exciting.

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>>87829841
Joe fell for the "king nigger is the best orator ever" meme even though he stutters through every fucking sentence.

>>87829960
What was even the point of this post

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>>87829326
The first podcast I watched was the Neil DeGrasse Tyson one. I don't see the appeal for either of these pseudo-intellectual retards outside of reddit.

>>87831757
Shitty damage control after being BTFO

>>87829414
UBI is the ultimate ecenomic brainlet test.

>>87829326
He's a moron who appeals to morons. That's why he's so popular here. The few times he's had someone even mildly educated on his show, the conversation's always reduced to shit like "whoa, monkeys are like, strong".

>>87830868
>I think it's because the guy is just a hardo who loves to talk and actually does a decent job of getting his guests to pontificate

Which he usually undermines by going on stupid weedbro tangents or failing to grasp simple concepts

>>87829706
Doesn't count, he gets excited about everything.

>>87829605

You should be a man for once in your life and apologize.

>>87829590
Anonymous "I'm still somehow a magapede despite everything" poster.

>>87832025
I mean, who doesn't want to listen to an MMA fighter pontificate for three hours.

>>87831005
the van allen belt bro , how did they get through it without burning up into flames, you gotta look this stuff up bro

>>87829919
Me and my neighbor kidsused to catch bees and frogs, spiders, mantuses,and grass hoppers and watch them fight.

>>87831921
Yup all brainlets simply go muh welfare and are easily identified

>>87829414
so what do we do in 50 years time when all jobs are done by the t-800?

>>87829960
>we

When you get booty blasted so bad you start making imaginary friends that agree with you

>>87832213
You work as a t-800 repairman.

>>87832213
Not work because we'll either all be dead or advance to communism under the rule of a benevolent AI. Money will be obsolete.

>>87830173
He got knocked out by a black kid in his last tai kwon do fight, so that's possible.

This never gets old
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijHpAkucOlA

>>87832259
>we

That always annoys me. News sites like Huffington Post and TMZ do it all the time. "Top 10 reasons we all miss Obama", or "We all love Amy Schumer, so why is she switching up her style?"

It's like how youth is code word for black, anytime someone says "we" I know they are about to espouse something most people prolly don't agree with

>>87830868
>a bit of posturing...

He has Jamie look up every thing a guest says and read definitions only supporting his own bias. Most of the time he's citing click bait or not even cross referencing, but regurgitating whatever Google pops up for him with a pompous attitude that professionals never checked Google, and somehow he knows more.

The guy who said rhonda and Connor could beat may weather has been proven wrong on many occasions. If any other person was so wrong in their profession they would be fired.

>>87832494
Loved it when he tried to fact check Alex Jones. Had a "gotchya" smirk on his face when he told Jamie to go verify Jones kids in hot tubs reference. Sure backfired on him.

>>87831299
>your guy
"Straight guys are just afraid to sick dick, because they are afraid they will like it. What if Dicks actually taste good?" - Joseph Rogan,

>>87832567
Of all the guests to choose from that he does this to, Alex Jones is one that definitely needs a fact checker

>>87832588
>Had a dream where I was in a girls body fucking myself
>Felt amazing to my dream "girl" body and my real body
Am I gay or just a narcissist?

>>87832108
>people who don't like what I like

Drumpf!

>>87829919

I use to catch lightning bugs in a jar on autumn nights when I was tot. Crawfishing was more common though because those fuckers had holes all over the yard.

I live in rural southern US though, we didn't have a lot of shit to do back then.

>>87832623
>I'm so unique and special for enjoying the taste of shit lmao
You're 15.

remember when he was on newsradio and wore lip gloss and a fruit loop earring?

>>87832615
Jones is the one person he doesn't need to fact check, everything he says he will give you the exact date and publication he got it from off the top of his head.

>>87832670
We went bug catching and crawdad fishing. Midwestern USA.

And every southern Cali bro I ever met went Anole Lizard catching as a boy.

I think this board just lived in a single one bedroom apartment raised by their Aunt or something.

These fags will never go copperhead hunting where your dad pulls them from between the sod and side of the house, stuns them and orders you to "gas it!" so you can run over the copperhead with the riding lawnmower.

>>87832622

Your gender queer

>>87832673
Not, really, no. All I remember from that show was that woman with the giant tits.

>>87831429
what the FUCK did he mean by this?

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>>87829326
>talk about NASA
>mentione that fucking Michael Collins photo that has been debunked many years ago

Like five times already. Fucking hell Joe.

>>87832694
That's even more reason to fact check him. He even makes it easier since he remembers the dates and references.

>>87832673
yeah he looked cute

>>87832672
What?

>>87832751
or, you know, some of us lived in the city and didn't do a lot of hunting stuff. i played with bugs sure, but my yard wasn't very big so there wasn't a huge plethora of creepy-crawlies to study and analyze.

>>87831551
That's a cool story. +1

>>87832751
>cali lizard catching

It's a thing to catch bluebellied lizards and rub their bellys to sleep. I had lizards chilling at my house like they were domestic, my parents said it was bad for their survival. I forget how autistic kids are getting. I think all that fun shit is gone, watching 5yr old kids having video game psychosis and screeching when their tablets are taken away is America now. Damn shame.

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>>87829965
Undermining traditional marriage, which is the foundation of all Civilisation, isn't a valid reason?

>>87832213
well hows about we fucking slow down first and figure it out before we automate everything

>>87832953
How does two fags getting married affect a man and woman getting married or "undermine" their marriage?

>>87829427
isn't that bakedchicken?

>>87829858
I always invasion an alternate asian reality where this is real.

>>87832989
not him but i think he might be getting at the theory that changing a big social aspect like that can have long lasting effects on the psyche of society

>>87833038
Slippery slope bullshit.

>>87829326
>can't remember what he ate 2 days ago
>knows what ancestor caught

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>>87831672
he's got a big junk too, no underwear

>>87829543
Fags

>>87833065
read up on some history and you'll see what i mean

>>87831284
FaceApp

>>87833176
I know plenty about history, probably more than you, again.
>Slipper slope bullshit

>>87832989
Simple math, if there's 4 gay women, that's 4 women who will never procreate, 4-12 kids that won't be born, multiplied by the amount of grand children they would have had, and a stagnate or falling society. Not to mention diesease, accidents, war etc that diminishes populations already. Eventually it will grow to wear it does effect society to its end. Anything that diminishes populations can lead to its extinction. If there was a stranded island with the last 2 guys and last 2 women, and 3 were gay, and refused to fuck because of a culture, humanity would be fucked.and Eventually that proportion of gays will effect humanity beyond repair, if not war, disease,etc

>>87833256
>My made up head scenarios should decide what is right and wrong
lol

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>>87832458
> prolly
Niggers afoot!

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>>87829605

>>87833197
ok

>>87833256
They're already either having or not having children of their own regardless of marriage laws in their state or country. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>87832939
sounds like a boomer wrote this post

>>87833197
>Romans
>gays who fought ferverously among their lovers in hopes of coming home to their young roman boys, and conquering other lands of young boys
>BTFO by Persian empire

Also, leviticus 3:19, sinner

>>87833106
You know, Alex Jones is batshit crazy, but that rant would make for a really cool premise for a cyberpunk setting.

>>87833391
>Rome fell because some people were fucking each other up the ass
Sure thing retard.
>LE BIBLE QUOTES
Fuck off, if you're going to live by the Bible you better live by every fucking word by it. People like you pick and choose what to follow.

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>>87833391
>Romans
>>gays
man, just stop

>>87832953
no, that's divorce

>>87833378
>boomer

We used to walk 5 miles to the bus stop every morning. In the snow. And if you broke your leg, they would chop off your foot, no hospital. Can't afford the gas

>>87833452
>live by the bible

Soo, where do I get my slaves? I'm allowed to beat my slave if a crop doesn't grow or something like that.

>>87832782
Even he doesn't know.

>>87833643
It's almost as if society changes over time or something and certain practices, values and ideas are retired in favor of new ones.

>>87832694
You don't need to fact check him because everything he says is bullshit
He puts on a good show though, but people who take him seriously, either agreeing or disagreeing are retards come on

>>87833666
>digits
kek

>>87831921
It can be done in 1st world countries or when automated labor takes over.

>>87833666
Then by your own logic being tolerant of gays could be a new practice or value.

>>87829840
>>87829898
>>87832096
>>87833327

Fuck the samefag is so painfully obvious. Who gives a shit.

>>87833734
It's not though, it's been accepted in many different places for thousands of years. I'm not saying I love fags but them being fags really doesn't effect you more than some weirdo who eats their own shit.

>>87833391
>claims to be a Christian
>lives by the Old Testament
How's dick, Levi/Muhammad?

>>87833666
No they don't, Satan.
The Bible is the one true voice of God Almighty.

>>87833765
see >>87833391
Try to follow the conversation my man.

>>87833256
We need a bit of decline in population m8, do you just want us to keep pumping out millions of babies with no plan for the future?

>>87833256
That's some fucking mental gymnastics right there lmao

>>87833715
The problem with what Alex Jones says is that's a mixture of pebbles of truth and a crapton of extraordinarily exaggerated statements. From the top of my head, that "they make the frogs gay" was later shown to actually be something that made some frogs change their sex, so technically only half-true.

Although I really don't know how that theory of interdimensional demons will pan out.

>>87831429
This is a metaphor for his latent homosexual urges

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>>87833750
Nah, I'm just a lowly phoneposter, nice try tho

These are me
>>87833303
>>87833327

>>87832278
>implying sufficiently advanced robots won't be able to maintain themselves

>>87833169
heh

>>87833666

>telling someone to completely live by the bible
>mention slavery
>Btfo desu

The bible is a tool, not something we copy literally you pleb. Also that wasn't even the right verse lol

>>87831429
Is he secretly Trumps speech writer?

>>87833256
How do you not understand the difference between the ability to marry and sexuality? As though being able to marry affects whether or not a gay person will have children?

>>87834079
That spacing really gives you away, normie.

>>87833034
the only thing u invade is ur lil wiener

>>87833894
>they make the frogs gay

That's a joke. Alex Jones is a pretty funny guy, most of the times I hear people or news outlets accusing him of lying or exaggerating, when I go watch the actual clip it is painfully obvious Jones is being humorous.

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>>87833750

Everyone else is wrong.kek

>>87834206
I also think Jones is hilarious, but you just know a bunch of people from his audience believe he's serious.

>>87831429
i actually understood and somewhat agree with this
the ocean is like some kind of fucked up chemical bath with monsters living in it

holy shit tom papa

>>87833106
Did he just juxtapose String Theory with The Matrix and assert that our reality is indeed just that?

This is man is a treasure.

>>87834126
Because two penises don't make a right. A women isn't just going to start making semen Cus of hormones or surgery. Where are all these gay couples I don't know about that are making gay babies?

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>>87829326
>"You know these guys who have a problem with gays, who are super uncomfortable around them? Let's face it, they're super gay themselves. Ye absolutely, it's without a doubt true."

>>87833833
Why did you link back to your asinine post? Some Romans being faggots is not what made Rome fall.

>>87834516
this, Rome converting to christianity and stopping being faggots is when it fell

>>87832389
I feel like Joe lowers his intelligence depending on howevers on the show

>>87831921
We will reach a point where jobs are not a requirement, this is inevitable.

>>87835400
That will be when AI takes over.

>>87833859
the first world is not overpopulated, please do not reinforce this dangerous line of thinking

>>87829924
>my dude
Why do only niggers and assblasted pot heads say this phrase

>>87831672
Michael needs to quit freeballing.

>>87831005

no he doesn't

>>87831248

you're a moron

>>87831793

>Tyson a pseudo intellectual

i dont think you know what that means, dumb hillbilly

>>87832953

marriage isnt the foundation of anything

>>87829543
When we were kids me and my cousins would catch spiders and ants and have the fight in a bucket.

>>87829919
Anyone who's older than 20 and didn't have a fucking smartphone at the age of 5.
Go outside sometime kiddo, you might even find something interesting to do.

>>87833391
Nigger it was Ancient Greece, not Rome.
Try not to confuse Spartan faggots with glorious Roman Legionnaires next time while spewing this "historical" knowledge upon us.