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Dafuq...
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>>87828377
I loved it. But then again, I don't have a hate bias for Bay and know when a movie doesn't take itself seriously.
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>>87828377
why do they keep getting worse and worse?
does Michael Bay not give a fuck?
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>>87828440
DUDE

JUST

TURN

YOUR

BRAIN

OFF

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>87828440
Protip: Saying "hate bias" to preface other people having differing opinions marks you as a fuckin idiot
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It's lovecraftian so you're brainlet self couldn't understand it
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>>87828440
The aspect ratio bullshit alone nearly killed me.
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The constant switching between aspect ratios annoyed me. It wasn't like it switched for action scenes, it would switch for completely random shots for like two seconds, just like a character walking around.
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>>87828377
Kafka lovcraftian kino.
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>>87828377
Fun flick.
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>>87828558
>>87828820
I have not been on /tv/ in several weeks. Is this some dumbass new meme for the meatheads to spam?
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>>87828377
The brown girl was gorgeous. Where do they find these chicks?
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>>87828903
We've had some frog threads where we made fun of descriptions such as "lovecraftian" and "kafkaesque", and then some autist decided to start spamming it in every thread. It got old really fast.
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>>87828998
Oh good, glad to see I missed absolutely nothing.
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>>87828965
I love that the main girl in each consecutive movie is getting younger and younger. We started with Megan Fox, then that blonde one, then Nicola Peltz who was like 20, now an actual teen.
I know there was an adult love interest too but brown loli was clearly pushed more than her in marketing.
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>>87828440
I like Bay too, but this movie was just shit, it was the worst transformers by far.
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It felt like Bay decided "Ok this is definitely my last one I'm gonna just do EVERYTHING".
It was like three different movies crammed together into one incoherent mess of random shit.

Imagine being like a fan who tries to actually follow the plot of these films from sequel to sequel. There is zero consistency.
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>>87829285
I would have watched the film if it was about Arthur & Merlin being saved by "magic" & the dragons,why didn't we get a film like that instead

>film makes a huge deal about vivian being the only one able to use

>never once uses it & get's it taken by prime toward the end

OK
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>>87828865
>>87829192
Bay is absolutely shameless. You almost gotta give him credit for how blatant he is
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>>87829400
>movie establishes she's 14
>still puts her in tiny shorts in the next scene
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>>87829192
Actually, the girl in the third movie was older than Megan Fox was in her movies, and Nicola was 18 at most.
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>>87829434
The point is we started with adult girls, then to young adults and now we're at teens
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>>87828865
>>87829400
This girl was 14 years old during filming

>>87829424
Not just in the movie, she was 14 irl while they were making the movie.
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>>87829503
I know, hence why that shot made me laugh for how leering it was
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>>87829400
>that golden brown skin
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Transformers 1, 2, and 3 look like masterpieces compared to this shit, and they were all terrible movies (ok, I guess 1 was ok). Even at their best, they were dumb as shit, but still.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHyaVvekWek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGOgJXFpgxs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3D0zqEbhTo
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>>87829400
"Ok so get her in the little booty shorts, then we'll shoot right down her top. We want explosions in people's pants here"
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>>87829626
>when the Air Force flies in and the theme starts
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>>87829626
>2
I wouldn't say that. This felt like 2 did, just a mishmash of random shit happening and half-baked ideas all thrown together.
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>>87828865
She was a fucking QT
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>>87829626
I liked 4 and 5 more than 2 and 3 because they didn't have Shia's useless girlfriends and cringy parents.
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>>87829782
But 4 and 5 still have girlfiend/daughter characters?
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>>87828965
Parents selling them to studio execs
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>>87829400
Based
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>>87828903
>>87828998
>>87829011

>t.brainlets who can't appreciate kino at its finest
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>>87829745
She was
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>>87828377
This movie had too much plot but also had no plot at all. It had dozens of plot threads thrown everywhere.
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>>87828377
Did they give Prime B-cups? Is he truly a Trans-former now?
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They canned the transgender daughter from the fourth film, was it because she can't act?
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>>87829626
3's climactic fight for Chicago has been replicated time and time again this decade and actually had longer lasting consequences than supposed cinematic universes.
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>>87830054
muh dick
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>>87828865
Prime
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>>87829503
Actually, she turned 15 shortly after they started filming.
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>>87829626
>that starscream cameo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnTOZfRLMgs
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>>87831112
STARSCREAMS GHOST WHEN REEEEEE
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>>87828377
what a boring movie
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Watch it for Isabel tiddies, she got sidelined.
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Needs more Izzy
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Apparently 40 or so minutes had to be shaved off the movie before release. I'd like to see the directors cut if they ever release it
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>>87831393
I wonder who if any of the cast will come back for the next one?
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How do these movies manage to have non-stop action and explosions and yelling and yet be completely dull? They even had a totally wild premise to work from and hired some real actors, but still boring.
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Transformers 1 was the only "good" one. Mainly because of the fact that on a technical level it was damn impressive. I mean, the very first shot of Black out transforming was fucking great.
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I'm still trying to figure how it can still print so much money.
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>>87832201
The new one has only made just over half of what the last two made, so people are clearly getting tired of this shit.
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>>87832136
Pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQFIR9Crtk0
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>people dont watch Transformers for the grand visuals

Kill yourselves brainlets
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>>87832416
It looked awful, the way it is shot and cut is garbage. They waste so much good talent and technology. It's a sin.
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>>87828440
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>>87832266
See, this is what I call fantastic use of tech. The subtle moment when the real helicoptor is swapped out for the CGI one doesn't give your brain enough time to actually realise it is fake before it starts transforming, keeping the illusion that this thing is right there on location. The atmosphere, the music, the sound design. This scene is one of the best ones of this series.
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This guy is what made the film better for me.
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It's like Michael Bay has never actually met a British person

This movie is not an accurate portrayal of my culture
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>>87832671
The part where he was singing and playing music to make it dramatic was funny, but I was too annoyed by the movie by that part already.
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>>87832500
Do you seriously want an artistic movie about a fucking toy franchise? Transformers movies are just big budget cartoons.
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>>87828531
IT'S A FUCKING KIDS MOVIE WITH ROBOTS TURNING INTO CARS AND SHIT!!! HOW FUCKING RETARDED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO EXPECT REALISM?!?!?! IF THEY INTRODUCE FUCKING MAGIC IT WOULDN'T CHANGE SHIT!
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>>87828903
>I have not been on /tv/ in several weeks.

I don't really know maybe because of IT (?) but I was calling the movie lovecraftian some time ago because of Cybertron and how it loomed over earth. Great shit if you ask me. I loved the movie.
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>>87832890
Yes but you can still do it well, especially with that budget. The way the shots cut and swing constantly don't add tension to the scenes because it all just whizzes past you and nothing seems to matter. Even watching that vid of the helicopter transformer attack in the other post, it was so much better. They set up the scene with a good pace, shot it in a way that you could see what the hell was going on, who was in danger, all that stuff. It doesn't have to be high art, just competent.
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>>87828377
Is that your first time watching a Transformers movie?

>>87828764
>>87828633
Welcome to IMAX

>>87828440
I mostly enjoyed it but Cogman was cancer, the climax was mindless noise (you can tell it's reaching rock bottom when Bay brings out the nameless grunts and murrica stronk) and it was at least 50 minutes longer than it needed to be. The opening sequence was unintentionally hilarious though.
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>>87832940
Realism=/=internal consistancy, nor does it mean that it shouldn't make sense. You can have an unrealistic movie, what you can't have is one that doesn't make sense on a fundamental level.
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>>87832671
This faggot was dreadful and I wouldn't be surprised if Bay was acting the same while directing.
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>>87831393
What was the point of her character? I mean aside from teenager boobs.
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>>87833772
>I mean aside from teenager boobs.

I don't understand the question
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>>87834002
From a narrative perspective.
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>>87834030
You've lost me

Her purpose was to be jailbait for people to ogle at the start of the movie. That's it.
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>>87832671
He started out cool but then went retarded like most Bay Autobots
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>>87834075

Nemesis Prime > Optimus Prime
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>>87828529
Why would he? He knows that the core audience for Transvestites movies are only interested about those sock'em robot parts. Everything else is not even secondary.
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>>87828377
Is one of the big fuckoff rocks a transformer?
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>>87828377
As someone with an interest in post-Roman Britain and King Arthur this movie physically wounded me.
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>>87828529
Doesn't get worse than 2-3 imo
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>>87828529

Eh, he's most likely doing this so he can do another Pain & Gain or 13 Hours.
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>>87828377
>Stonehenge
>even more filthy foreign drivers are going to clog up the A303 because of this shitty movie
REEEE
YANK TOURISTS GET OUT
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>>87834052
True. Her trailer was GRRL POWER but didn't really do anything outside the intro.
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>>87832671
I laughed at this part.
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>>87832201
Knight is a big drop next to the previous ones.
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>>87829626
I don't see much difference with what came after.

>>87829782
I remember almost going mad watching 2-3 while finding 4-5 surprisingly tolerable in comparison.
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>>87834459
Haven't seen it, what do they do?
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>>87828377
this was one of the worst movies ive ever seen, and im a big fan of based michaels movies

but this was like a satire version of a ridiculous franchise

the storylines were all over the place, the pacing was horrible, the characters were disgusting and annoying, but that doesnt matter because you watch these movies because ofthe action

but even the action in this movie was unwatchable, cuts so fast you have no idea what happens, huge buildups for something that happens in 30 seconds

the fucking dragon looks dope as shit, but just gets 30 seconds of screentime. the dinosaur transformers are fantastic, but after one fight you dont see them ever again. MEgatron and his team get dramatic and long introductions, how theyre released from prison, shits getting serious. nope. they lose their first fight after like 30 seconds and are never seen again. till megatron shows up at the final battle out of nowhere.
The huge demon looking decepticon gets build up as to be the big bad boss of quintessas army, gets destrryed in seconds by bumblebee. quintessa is the final boss, optimus defeats her in seconds. and wow OPTIMUS GETS EVIL, like you just see him for the scene he gets evil because his eyes glow red, and then he comes to eath 2 hours later and after a 1 minute fight with bumblebee hes good again (his eyes glow blue again), because bumblebee speaks to him and so emotional.
and in the final battle i dont even know anymore where they are, but somehow theres an army of human soldies now, shooting a lot in directions, with giant metal stuff falling from the sky, but you dont get to see any enemies, minutes after these pointless USArmy-soldies-shooting-at-nothing-with-dramatic-music scene the bad guys show up out of nowhere and the dragon flies around doing stuff

everybody is just teleporting to different spots on the planet and things happen so fast, something explodes, marky mark yelling, dramatic music and in the next scene repeat and repeat and repeat...
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>>87836361
fuck this shit movie, id rather watch AoE again, which was a masterpiece compared to this
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>>87832266
>that EMP
>the suspense
>the transformer not looking like a human in armor

why did everything go so wrong
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>>87829387
the biggest thing for me is it's a 2+ hour long Transformers movie with Optimus on screen less than 15 mins and 1/2 of that is as a bad guy.
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Having Cybertron destroy the ISS, with that stronaut helplessly looking at it as it got closer and closer was morbid.
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>>87836781
too bad this was just a minor detail never to be spoken of again

same minor detail that the moon got destroyed one minute before
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>>87836361
While I appreciated it much more than 2-3 I was appalled by the final act and how anticlimactic it was despite the scale being off the charts. Also the movie is structured like 5 or so separated episodes put back to abck, each having a vague beginning-middle-end, making the whole thing weird to watch in one go.

>these pointless USArmy-soldies-shooting-at-nothing-with-dramatic-music scene
Literally murders all and any Transformers movie. Fuck you Fallen, fuck you Moon.
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Brother wanted to know what the movie was about after I watched it. I couldn't give him an answer.
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>another plot revolved around some ancient artifacts that buried under Earth, but this time is fifth time more ridiculous than before
>editing is all over the place, there are always a sudden cut to certain event without build up from anything
>the acting and dialogue are fucking atrocious
>The robot's CGI became much worse and worse, the movement felt unnatural compare to even the first movie
>Quintessa as the big villain was defeated like a douche
>lots of unnecessary slow-motion shot to make the scene look more ""dramatic""
>TRF crew just changed side after Marky Mark's statement about transformers being good
>Optimus just went evil for minutes and suddenly goes full Martha after hearing Bee's voice
>Unnecessary Suicide Squad-type introduction of some Decepticon, even though they just got defeated after that
>Megatron obviously didn't die again
>cringe attempt of """"comedy"""". First, that drunken melvin in the beginning was fucking horrible, and there's Marky Mark try to being witty in front of the love interest, but ended up being like an asshole
The only plus side I can find is how Bay still managed to create awesome gigantic set pieces

Thank God I pirated this shit
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>>87828529
3 is unironically fun i feel, just skip the workplace scenes, 2 and 4 is garbage.
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>>87828377
>tfw we will never get a transformers movie thats PG18 with just brutal war between autobots, decepticons, dinobots, dragons and the military, because they have to make money from selling toys
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>>87828377
i wonder what the children this movie was aimed at thought of this movie
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>>87838052
Judging by its abysmal box office (compared to the other entries) it appears they'd rather watch capeshit.
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>>87835773

Cogman is GOAT.

Nitro Zeus too.
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It's funny how it's considerably better than Spiderman and Wonder Woman.
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>>87828377
it's a sharp commentary on the uselessness of shitskins and womyn and of course the absolute horrible state of childless women aged 30 or more.
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>>87838785
>there's a reason you're always open
>there's a reason you're always single
>what?
>what?
so stupid I had to smirk
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>>87838856
That actually was one of teh better moments of the movie.
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>>87837619
>that drunken melvin in the beginning was fucking horrible
You take that back.
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>>87828865
Bay is clearly a man of taste

I'd be mad if it was a little white girl but spics are sexualized at a very young age normally anyway
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>>87839233
E
D
G
Y
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Watched it in the theater.

It needs better writers.

It got more than enough of plot elements to work as a decent scifi movie, but they just went and butchered it

Though I would give the director cut a change if there is any.
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How is he so strong?
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Why are the villains so shit?
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>>87839698
why is megatron alive again after being defeated/killed in very transformers movie before?
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>>87839698
>haha you've come back Optimus I've been waiting for you
What if Optimus had come back with his entire crew? what was her plan then when everyone starts shooting her in the fucking face
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The constantly changing aspect ratio was so fucking jarring
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>>87839715
in AoE his spark was dead but his brain was alive. Maybe it's a running gag that isn't funny.
>casually tossing around Starscream's head
Poor guy
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>>87839381
lol physics
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I think they start these movies with a basic premise and a bunch of set pieces and big trailer moments and then they try to come up with characters and dialogue to tie it all together. So the actual story is an afterthought, and if the writers aren't very very good it ends up being shit. The whole thing felt like a 2 hour trailer for itself with all the epic action being shown in quick 1-2 second cuts and yelling and big dramatic lines.
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>>87828440
>>87828558
>>87828820
>>87828865
Kill yourself shill.
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>>87839698
No presence, no personality, job like shits.

>>87839715
Because the shit writers are scared that the movies won't sell without him. So they have him appear 5 minutes and be irrelevant to anything.

>>87839734
You get used to it fast.
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>>87829353
It's actually pretty consistent if you ignore the fourth one. That's the continuity breaker.
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I actually like the other four, but this one was just too incoherent and chaotic.
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>>87828377

As someone who's only seen the first Transformers, can someone explain whats going with this story? So is Optimus against the autobots now or is he being controlled?
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>>87831553
Wahlberg and presumably Laura Haddock are out.

Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson are confirmed to be back. John Turturro is also expected to show up. Jury is still out on Isabella Moner.

Zac Effron and either Cara Delevigne or Felicity Jones are rumored for the new lead roles.
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>>87833772
Teenager boobs
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>>87832890
Fuck off with this shit.
99% of the problems with the Transformers films have absolutely nothing to do with the central premise of "robot toys turn into trucks and fight".

They are all in the actual execution.
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>>87833088
>Is that your first time watching a Transformers movie?
Nah, this one is definitely way more batshit and incomprehensible than the other films
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I laughed my ass off when one of the robots literally had a "Slow Motion Explosion" gun.
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>>87840308
He's being mind-controlled.
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>>87839939
Is it?

First Earth is just "the planet the Allspark crashed on, also Megatron since he was following it" and there's only a few transformers left and Cybertron is gone.

Then the second one there's some pyramid thing that can end the world or whatever that's on Earth for some reason and there's a robot heaven, also there's a completely random villain out of nowhere who is never explained who is Megatron's boss?

The third one there's ANOTHER ship and artifact stuff that's on the moon, and an evil prime, Cybertron is destroyed at the end and literally all the villains die because Bay obviously thought it was the last one.

The fourth one is just random shit happening, robot dinosaurs and spaceships. It didn't even have a plot. Was there yet another ancient artifact that was on Earth? I don't remember

I haven't seen the new one.
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>>87829400
Bay you dog
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>>87840542
In the fifth film it's revealed that earth is transformer satan.
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>>87840542
The fifth one has ANOTHER artifact on Earth and reveals transformers have been on Earth interacting with humans for like 1500 years and were just covered up til now.
Also it casually reveals Earth IS a transformer, and that's why everything happens there. Like this is just dropped in the middle of a conversation by the villain with no buildup.
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>>87840673
Blame test-audiences.
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>>87840635
She's just like girl I had crush on and only girl I touch hands with.
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>>87828377
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>>87840635
heh
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Bay is a hack
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>>87831418
And you still could easily shave 40 moreminutes off and miss nothing.
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>>87840635
YOU UOY

JUST TSUJ

KNOW WONK
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>>87840434
A what?
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>>87836026
They have King Arthur in 400 AD (explicitly called "The Dark Ages") complete with slow motion explosions, and everyone wearing middle ages plate armour, also a robot dragon. They are fighting some vague barbarian Warcraft looking horde of guys (supposedly Saxons).
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>>87841426
I mean the only issue with what you said is the plate armor. 400 AD was right around the beginning of the Dark Ages and the rest of the shit is par for the course in this series.
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>>87841573
Their armor is Cybertronian, so that's not even an issue.
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>>87840371
>Cara Delevigne or Felicity Jones
Literally would be life and death difference for a film. Jones is good but Delevigne is appalingly bad
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>>87840824
oh my
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>>87828440
>Hate bias
>Everyone who doesn't like what I like is biased, i'm the only objective one
Kid go back
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>>87840635
Get in there, Hopkins
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>>87840635
>>brit slag trying to mack on Marky Mark
>he's just thinking about how much he misses his music career and if there's more wine
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>>87828633
Somehow it was fine when The Grand Budapest Hotel did it.
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Literally a Disney cartoon character brought to life
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>>87828377
It's better than the last two...
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>>87842929
based Bay
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>>87840635
>marky mark having an used up roastie slag
>hopkins having prime teen pussy
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Thinking about watching this is this movie worth buying?
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>>87843991
Buying? No.
Seeing? If you want to see a very expensive trainwreck of random shit that is sort of entertaining for how bad it is, yes.
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>>87843991
>Thinking about watching this is this movie worth buying?
how does one relate to the other?
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>>87843377
Shameless
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>>87828377
They just need to do the carbon copy of the one from the 80s.
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>>87842783

That was thematic you brainlet tadpole.
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>>87829626
the arrival scene/soundtrack was pure kino
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Question: When the escaped from the junkyard and the FBI or whatever are coming down the road, where the hell did that dinobot com from? He just appeared in an explosion on the road.
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>>87842929
>>87840824
God damn
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>>87845368
Underground?
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>>87845368
Underground.
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>>87845368
Underground!
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>>87840371
>Felicity Jones

Oof. Did she piss off someone at Disney while filming Rogue One? Her career has gone to shit.
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>>87845553
>>87845569
>>87845610
So what you're saying is, he came from underground?
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>>87845733
Has it?
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>>87829400
Honestly, I kind of respect him for that

He doesn't pretend that he isn't making utter shlock, he just doesn't give a fuck and owns it, I can't hate that
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Wasn't Cybertron destroyed in the third movie? How was Bumblebee already on Earth in WW2 when he came to Earth on the first movie? Why is Prime so confused that Cybertron is dead when Cyberton dying was the reason he left in the first place.

ALSO WASNT CYBERTRON FUCKING DESTROYED IN THE THIRD MOVIE?
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>>87845909
>How was Bumblebee already on Earth in WW2 when he came to Earth on the first movie?
You're misremembering that.
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>>87845909
There is zero plot consistency in these films. There hasn't been since the second film
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>>87845743
Maybe.
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How much advertising was there for this movie? I don't really watch TV, other then at the bar and stuff.
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The only good part of this movie was when Anthony Hopkins transformed his cane into a gun and it made the original Transforming noise, then shot the shit out of Megatron.
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>>87846018
A lot, as with any of the Transformers.
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>>87845909
>Wasn't Cybertron destroyed in the third movie?
Nope. Just torn in two.

>How was Bumblebee already on Earth in WW2 when he came to Earth on the first movie?
He's already on Earth when the movie begins.

>Why is Prime so confused that Cybertron is dead when Cyberton dying was the reason he left in the first place.
It was ravaged by war, but not a cluster of fragments transversing the galaxy.
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I hate when they do that "____ has actually been here forever" retcon.

The first movie clearly had it that the only transformer that was there for a long time was Megatron and he was frozen the whole time. Now suddenly transformers have been here for thousands of years and involved in like all of human history since.
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>>87845909
>Wasn't Cybertron destroyed in the third movie?
Not all of it, but considering the planet is far smaller than what it used to be, it's possible that Quintessa just used what scraps of Cybertron was left over and tried rebuilding it. Maybe.
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>>87846210
Are you fucking retarded?Why do you even care about the plot in a Transformers movie?Fucking Americans with their two-digit IQ scores I swear.
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Literally who the fuck was the villain. They never explained her at all other than vaguely saying she apparently created the transformers? But then they implied she'd always been on Cybertron and Megatron and co knew her?

Then who was the villain from the second movie who was supposed to be Megatron's boss? Why was she never mentioned before now, and why did Optimus say he didn't know who his creator was in the fourth movie and leave at the end to find out?
Then it turns out it's just a random woman robot on Cybertron?
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>>87846326
You're a fucking idiot.
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>>87846326
DUDE JUST TURN UR BRAIN OFF LOL
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>>87846210
>The first movie clearly had it that the only transformer that was there for a long time was Megatron

No, it didn't. It didn't say that in any way. The second movie made it explicitly clear that Transformers had been on Earth for thousands of years.
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>>87842929

UNF

>>87843991
>is this movie worth buying
I'm pretty sure you could buy something better.
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>>87845368
Under the ground.
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>>87846369
Seriously, the plot of these movies are a complete mess after the first one. And it's only going to get worse with each new entry.
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>>87828377
Why does he have a sword?
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>>87847025
CUZ WE WAZ KNIGHTS n' SHIT
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>>87847064
do you even understand how to use that meme, jackass?
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>>87847025
Because he is Transformers: The Last Knight
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>>87829400
oh my god
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>>87829400
>these fucking shots

And people say Bay is a bad director.
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>>87829192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz9OgW4JAJ8
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Thank god they replaced White Katara. The new latina girl didn't do much in the film but she was fine, Katara is such a terrible actress that she can't even do basic Transformers eye candy roles.
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>>87848021
are you cracking wise about my waifu anon
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>>87848074
No I'm just stating she should stick to modelling.
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Tell me this;: What's up with Bumblebees voice? He can't use his own voice so he uses the radio. Cade installs a new voicebox(?) but it's a female voice so Bee rips it out and goes back to using the radio. When he fights Optimus he uses his real voice all of a sudden. How the hell is he able to use his own voice?
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>>87848116
oh, OK
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>>87847909
This was the biggest WTF moment of the entire franchise. I can't believe he actually put that in the movie.
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>>87845368
Where did he come from where did he go? because he isn't in the rest of the fucking film.
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>>87846369
She's a Prime, like Optimus, Sentinel, and Megatron's master The Fallen. Given she's known as "the great deceiver", she's a known figure who had long been exiled.
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>>87848021
Reminder that she got the role as Katara because she was the daughter of a friend of Shyamalan or something.
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>>87848237
No, she got it because her daddy is a billionaire who buys roles for her. I believe Shyamalan said he didn't get a choice in her casting, she was forced on him.
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>>87848213
Ok, but why was she never mentioned before and why did Prime seemingly not know who his creators who last film, but then just flew to Cybertron to talk to her (or whatever the fuck he was doing)
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>>87848263
Well, that's even worse.
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>>87848196
Literally a blatant plothole.
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>>87848263
She shat up Bates Motel too. A host of very good actors on that show doing very fine work, except for her completely emotionless ass being as wooden as possible. No surprise they wrote her out of the show in the second season.
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Apparently the Bumblebee prequel is going to rip off the Iron Giant.
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>>87848199
ever since pain and gain we've believed he browses this board or at least one of his main writers
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>>87848196
also, they fixed his voice in the first film
there was no explanation for why he needs to talk with the radio from the second film on

or why Prime says he hasn't heard him speak since Cybertron, when he spoke at the end of the first film
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>>87848350
It's probably going to be much better because it has no Bay working on it and will probably be pretty small scale.
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>>87829400
You want to be a female in a Bay film, you gotta wear the shorts.
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>>87848409
forgot my webm
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>>87848350
Will it have nazis?
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>>87848540
No it's set in the 80s and has JOHN CENA
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>>87848455
I cheered when the shitty sidekick croaked in a horrible way and from that point onwards, the movie got much more enjoyable.
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>>87848293
But he did. He went to Cybertron to destroy them, not find them.
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>>87848579
Ok....but why were they never mentioned before? Why does Megatron apparently have like three different bosses?
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>>87848681
>why were they never mentioned before?
Because they write the movies one at the time then decide to expend the universe with retcons.

>Why does Megatron apparently have like three different bosses?
Because he's a generic evil decepticon.
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>>87847890
He's not a bad director because he lacks talent, he's a bad director because he gives so few shits about what he's making that he'll actively call characters shitty in interviews.
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Biggest plot hole in all of the movies: People are literally right next to big fucking explosions all the time and all they get is a little dirty in the face. Also, they fall of buildings and shit and no one gets even a scratch.
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>>87848810
When it comes to visuals Bay is one of the best in the business. He needs to give a shit who's writing his movies though
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>>87848866
That occurs in pretty much all action movies
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>>87830054
Is that a nipple?
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>>87848984
Do you even anatomy?
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>>87848912
Maybe single visuals. Not in terms of actually presenting them.
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>>87829353
You care close. They Frankensteined two scripts into one movie.
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>>87849141
It shows. The first hour of the movie is like completely self contained then a totally separate second hour starts in England with totally different characters.

It's bizarre.
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>>87848810
>he'll actively call characters shitty in interviews
Source?
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I feel like Steve Jablonsky doesn't get enough recognition as the OSTs he makes for these movies are great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4df74U4vaOI
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>>87828377
How do they keep getting worse
>>
Should I watch it, even if it's bad?
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I will never watch another transformers movie unless they make one that's completely CG that takes place on cybertron.
It's time.
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>>87829400
Nice
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>>87851014
It you have 3 hours of your life to lose and you really really can't think of anything better to do, like pulling out your own toenails or covering yourself in shit, the answer would still be no.
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>>87851014
sounds like you already made up your mind
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>>87851091
It's coming but it's going to be animated.
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>>87828377
it's not worse than any marvel flick or disney movie
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>>87851996
It is considerably worse.
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>>87851931
As in CG or 2D?
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>>87851931
I want a Dark Souls with giant robots
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>>87852970
CG
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>>87828377
How much was Anthony Hopkins paid? Isn't he one of those snob actors that touted how they only do artsy stuff now?
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>>87851931
fell asleep and woke up seeing this, no idea where those transformers came from and i didn't bother rewinding because i'd probably fall asleep again
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>>87852074
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>>87853130
he's the highest paid actor and earned ~100 million usd in 2016
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>>87853130
He does blockbusters every once in a while, like the Thor movies. He seemed like he was just goofing off in this one, pretty hammy.
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>>87853262
Wow dude I guess The Last Knight is amazing now.
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>>87848455
>>87829400
BASED
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>>87840824
>>87842929
Any more of this QT?
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>>87853442
Possibly.
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>>87842929
well she is from nickelodeon
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>>87853442
>>
what was the point of having that group of kids in the beginning?
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>>87853626
Damn, she should have been cast as the new Mary Jane instead of the other one, if they wanted a brown MJ
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>>87853543
Jesus
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>>87853664
to introduce Izzy
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>>87853855
could've done that without the kid gang
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>>87853894
I guess but that was the purpose
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>>87853442
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>>87829704
>>87829626
No joke, that scene with the air force flying in is geniune masterful filmmaking.
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>>87853664
probably wanted the IT audience
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>>87854103
Yes, IT, inventor of children.
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>>87853968
>>87853626
>>87853543
Yeesh, I'm surprised /tv/ isn't all over this girl
>>
>>87853543

UNF
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>>87854289
because she hasn't been in anything really big or popular until now
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>>87853543
>>87853626
Oh lord she is fineeee
Any more pics would be highly appreciated!
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>>87854289
Because she actually looks like a girl
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>>87854336
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>>87854412
Hnghhhhhh god bless you anon!
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>>87854477
>>
>>
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>>87854388
Hmm, I hadn't considered that.
>>
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>>87854324
Like that stops /tv/
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>>87853626
>>87853826
Actually a good idea.
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The introduction of Unicron was hilariously casual.
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>>87848455
hilarious
>>
this movie honestly needed more of that cute little girl
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>>87832940
>IT'S A FUCKING KIDS MOVIE WITH ROBOTS TURNING INTO CARS AND SHIT!!! HOW FUCKING RETARDED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WATCH IT?!?!?!
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>>87848565
>set in the 80s

when is this shitty trend going to end?
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>>87828529
>"at least they keep a lot of people employed"
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>>87855219
True, not just cos she was a qt, she was one of the better female leads in the series. Better than Megan Fox or the blonde from the third film for sure.
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>>87829626
The only reason the first was decent was because of Spielberg's influence. After that Bay took over and everything went to shit while NONE of these wretched fucking shitstains will compare to the original 1986 animated movie!!!FACT!!! https://youtu.be/_9iab0z6Kyg
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>>87840635
there was a black guy in this movie???
captcha: strictly action
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>>87855834
First movie and DOTM are better than your 1986 nostalgia wank fest
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>>87855875
He was Wahlberg's partner, he was helping him look after all the transformers. Like everyone except Marky Mark and Bumblebee he vanished for the second half of the film until the climax.
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>>87848074
me on the left
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is it worth watching the movies before this one does it have hot eyecandy like this one did
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>>87855950
i watched this movie last week and i can't remember anything that happened plot-wise.
I remember waiting for Hopkins to be revealed as the bad guy and ended disappointed
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>>87856079
There was both way too much plot and also no plot at all.
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>>87856057
literally all of them have the same plot
>Macguffin transforms Earth into a Cybertron-like planet, but wipes out humanity
>Autobots stop it
First it was a cube, then a pyramid, then a teleporter or some shit, then a bomb, and now a staff
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>>87829655
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>>87855952
are you having a orgasm?
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>>87856148
the staff didn't transform the planet, the planet was already unicron, the staff was used to drain unicron of his power to prevent him from waking up and eating cybertron
do not know why his mandibles would move around because of pangea tho
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>>87855897
>First movie and DOTM are better than your 1986 nostalgia wank fest

The first movie is remembered 30 years after it was released, without which Bayformers wouldn't exist. Also, in 30 year no one will give a fuck about any of these five fucking movies apart from millennial asswipes who think their childhood was "kino" and will never know the glory of the 80's. I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't soo fucking stupid, faggot!!!FACT!!!
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>>87856255
she just told me i don't have to stay in the cuck shed tonight, I get to watch!
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>>87856388
It's mysterious how no one remembered to mention EARTH IS UNICRON before. After four movies of shit happening on Earth
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>>87854698
she is fucking 14 what are they putting in the god damn food dude
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>>87856541
because it was a secret and pretty much no one knew about it except for the really old transformers
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>>87854606
>>87854572
That skin color is beautiful.
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What went so right with transformers?
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>>87856570
16 kappa
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>>87856600
How convenient.
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>>87856633
Now she is, not when filming this
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>>87854787
If I put my thing between those cheeks it’s not technically illegal right? Fuck
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>>87856652
That body though bruhhh
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>>87856689
If she said "Sure, go ahead" it is legal yes.
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>>87856601
it is
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>>87856774
Fuckkkkkkk she is so cuteeee
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>>87856774
I should visit Peru.
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>>87842929
Casca!?
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>>87828865
did they fuck?
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>>87842783
no it wasnt
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