was he autistic?

>>87826995
he was lovecraftian in a kafkaesque film. very lynchian of the director to juxtapose the two in this way. i loved it.

>>87826995
idk but he was definitely gay

>>87827017
for you

>>87826995
the ending ended my suspension of disbelief. As if he'd only get 5 years prison for doing all that.

>>87827084
he got 25 and his first parole hearing was after 5
he probably did a dime
definitely going to be a sequel

>>87826995
https://youtu.be/WA9lfxbaHvk
yes

>>87827169
it was multiple counts of felony murder he's lucky he didn't get the lethal injection.

>>87827253
shut the fuck namefag

>>87827253
>gets pushed out of every IT thread for shilling his garbage "review
>switches to another flick
mods ban this shilling faggot.

probably the most reddit release this year

>>87827267
he only killed django and badmadman
he had character witnesses
ps. this movie was bad

>>87826995
they explicitly say in the movie that he isn't

>>87827253
drive is a bad movie though

>>87827468
yes both drive and baby driver are objectively bad movies

>>87827539
baby driver's a fun, raunchy little summer popcorn flick you turn your brain and enjoy, with veiled lynchian undertones

>>87826995
autistic means slow, was he slow?

>>87826995
yes

>>87827618
Yes

>>87827583
you are such a pretentious pleb
its obviously a refnian tarantinesque facsimile
nothing about this was lynchian GAWL

>>87827306
(you)

>>87826995
Good show, excellent example of Lovecraftian themes done right

>>87827267
He only killed one person. And it was in self-defense. And he got 25 years, did you even watch the movie?

>>87827618
"no"

>>87827722
he killed 2 people
i swear its like you children dont even pay attention to dumbass movies catered to your dumb dumbasses

>>87827757
According to police he killed one. Someone dying in a car accident isn't murder.

>>87827618
my name is Deborah

>>87827855
>person notorious for excellent driving abilities "accidentally" drives forward 3 feet into rebar poised to impale the passenger

>>87827722
>principal in the second degree
He'd get charged with the murder of every person that died in one of the robberies he was a part of.

>>87827855
>splitting hairs because youre dumb dumbass
uh ackchually you said he only killed one person
NOT
that the cops only knew of one person

>>87827900
>puts headphones back on
>puts second and third pair of sunglasses on while indoors

fuck you, buddy

>reminder that his real name was miles
THIS MOVIE WAS RETARDEDLY CLICHE AND BAD
ONLY FAGS BORN AFTER 1995 WOULD THINK IT WAS ORIGINAL, CLEVER AND GOOD

>>87828075
>not smiling at the name reveal
God I bet you're fun to be around. It's an action movie not a fucking essay.

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mfw he had tinnitus

>>87828220
I don't get it, what about his name is funny?

>>87828308
because the entire movie avoids basically giving his real name. it's a punchline debra gives to the audience.

>>87828308
his name was miles and he likes to drive. it was a kafkaesque synthesis.

>>87828220
Why does his name being Miles make an action movie good?

>>87828308
it wouldve been funny if his real name was the kilometer kid
shit was dumb

did he pirate all his ipod music?

>>87827169
Except he's deaf now so they'll have to drop the music gimmick

>>87828540
dude, who cares

Were the scenes with the black guy supposed to be subtitled? Because they weren't when I watched it.
At first I thought it was a stylistic choice, but then there'd be decently lengthy scenes with conversation between them.

>>87826995
He wasn't autistic in the slightest bit. You'd have to be autistic to think he was autistic.

>well aren't you mysterious?
>maybe

He was actually pretty fucking smooth tbqh

>>87828540
He was pretty rich and had a decent vinyl collection. But any real music fan pirates to find obscure stuff,

>>87828567
its a crime

>>87828435
his name was Kilometers in the hungarian dub

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>>87828600
you thought he was smooth?

>>87827084
Im with you. The whole movie was retarded cant believe it was ever green lit.

>>87827169
If you commit a felony and someone dies during the operation you usually catch a murder or manslaughter charge also. He definetly would have got more time I would think. Dude is no Patty Hearst.

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>>87827084
>>87827267
>>87827391
>>87827757
ITT: /tv/ pretends white pretty boys even go to jail for felonies

>>87828669
kek.

>>87828713
what did michael cera do?

>>87828713
ive heard that dude is in a textbook under the word rape lol

>>87828713
*tips strong black womyn on patron*
m'fellow redditor

>>87828713
>Pretty boy
>Brock Turner

Choose one.

>>87828669
>>87828732
i already made this joke itt
faggots, you guys probably liked this movie

How many years in prison did his GF do for helping a fugitive murderer escape across borders?

>>87828689
He was smooth. Again you'd have to be autistic to think he was anything close to autistic.

>>87828816
She testified in court that he was a "nice guy" so she doesn't get in trouble.

>>87828787
>is angry he didn't get a (you)
have a freebie on me

The only reason he acted anti-social around the crooks was because he fucking hated them and wanted nothing to do with them.

sneedtistic

>>87828818
he wasnt smooth
you would have to be autistic to think he was smooth
he was a high school level mac

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>>87828787

>>87828881>>87828934
>unoriginal joke stealing fags like unoriginal movie
wew probably samefagging and laughing at your own dumb half assed "joke"

>>87828816
>first time offense obstruction of justice
Probably 0.

The writing was shit, the chick was all over him from the second he stepped in the restaurant before he even said a thing to her. Then they dated for a week but their first date got interrupted by his boss but she's still willing to stand by him as he murders and robs banks and risks her going to prison despite them barely knowing each other.

>>87829069
Now THIS is autism

>>87828966
hey uridon. how's the shilling going?

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>>87828966
This dude salty as fuck

The Hispanic chick was distractingly hot. I had a semi every time she was onscreen.

>>87829069
I know right? what kinda girl is attracted to a good-looking alpha af bad boy?

>>87829094
>>87829115
faggots probably like drive too

>>87829132
He wasn't any of that though. He wasn't a complete aspie but he wasn't exactly James Dean.

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>>87826995
This flick is utter shit. Make way for actual worthwhile film.

>>87829173
He wasn't alpha? he shot a dude with a cop in the bathroom, and another outside. without even hesitating. ffs the guy was a getaway driver. he was as alpha as they come you autist

>>87829135
I enjoyed the cinematography. Reminds me of Mark Romanek's One Hour Photo in that regard.

>>87829242
That's not really a turn-on for girls you've been on one date with.

>>87829356
honestly you know nothing about chicks. nothing gets them wetter than an act of violence, especially considering he saved her life in the process

>>87829286
i enjoy the sneed of it all
and the kafkaesque relationship of baby and spacey
and the dread that the psychotic characters permeated, their actions inviting consequences of lovecraftian proportions

>>87829418
>"i know more about girls than you do, im a real ladies man"
>says the fag on 4chan on satuday night

>>87829418
Watching a lot of movies doesn't make you an expert on girls.

>>87829479
try sunday afternoon faggot

>>87829498
that's not even expert level. everyone that isn't autistic knows that shit. it's the other guy pretending to be an expert who doesn't have the first clue

>>87829531
>im a-actually in australia!
lol

>>87828306
same

went to a DG concert in June and had it for 3 days straight. It was fucking annoying, can't imagine having it my whole life.

>>87829214
>actual worthwhile film.
t.hasn't watched a single film before 1960

>>87827169
>gets caught doing shit that derserves 25 years in prison
>a bunch of civilians come in court and say something that comes down to "he a good boy he didn't do nuffin"
>only gets 5 years

Absolutely retarded

>>87826995
no he had tinnitus

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>fuck you i liked it
the film

>>87827618
He drives an automatic so yes

>>87828367
Eats his last name
Prower?

>>87826995
Like other posts explained the movie specifically goes out of the way to clarify that baby has all his marbles in the right place while heavily implying he has some form of ptsd. Movie was still kind of boring.

>>87826995
>was he autistic?
No, I'd say his character was quintessentially Lovecraftian.

>>87834041
best post

>>87829214
>no Thief
pleb

>>87833887
Well he did get 25 years and IF he did get realesed after 5, it was probably because of good behaviour. But not even Edgar Wright is willing to say if he got released or not.

Why has this board started hating Baby Driver?
There was nothing but praise, except the ending, when it first came out.
And even then people were saying you didn't "get" the ending - it was a dream.

>>87837725
Because this board is full of retards. Someone yesterday was unironically arguing that Christopher Nolan is a better director than Stanley Kubrick. That's the type of geniuses we're dealing with here.

Baby Driver is not a flawless movie, but it is a very good movie.

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>>87826995
He ain't The Goose.

>>87827019
Haz the meme reached le peak?

>>87828713
> older girl turns up to party planning to go mental
> gets absolutely incoherently pissed
> makes out with guy for a while
> agrees to go home with him
> both collapse on street and get to it
> she passes out
> drunk guy doesn't stop immediately
> "rape"

Fuck that scene at the start where the autist gets his ear tapped and his tinnitus flares up.
Even though it couldn't have been any clearer I still thought it was my ear ringing.

>>87828540
In a sense yes. All his iPods are probably loot from cars he's lifted. Same thing with the sunglasses.

>>87827722
Not actually how the law works, mate. Every single death is on his hands as the sole surviving party guilty of participating in the crime.

http://ktla.com/2017/03/28/three-teens-shot-dead-after-breaking-into-oklahoma-residence/

Was he slow?

>>87827267
only bad guys got killed; baby basically got rid of an entire criminal gang and a dirty cop; he saved the state millions of dollars in trial expenses and incarceration costs

>>87838217
the story was cliche to the max and the dialogue was some of the worst ever in the history of cinema

>>87827019
this meme is terrible. even its supposed to be. pls stop

>>87840040
in what way was it cliche? him going to jail, buddy being the villain, a baby-faced getaway driver, none of these key points were cliche at all. i also don't see what was wrong with the dialogue. you can nitpick any movie with vague statements like that

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Watched this last night at 2AM.

Aftwerwards I felt weird. I went for a 4am cycle and ended up cycling all the way through Central London for 2 hours. Since it was so early on a sunday, it was totally deserted. I ate a sandwich in a deserted Trafalgar Square, I stopped by Buckingham Palace and told a Beefeater guard (who wasnt allowed to move or talk) about my thoughts on the film, I bombed through the Wellington Arch while singing "The Hunting Song" by Tom Lehrer, and I sang so loudly as I flew through Hyde Park I woke up a hobo.

I liked it.

>>87826995
he was a baby, get it?
he learned through osmosis

I stopped the movie halfway through when the weapons dealer talked about his meat selection. Fucking terrible terrible terrible.

Major diseappointment, i saw a lot of good critics and praise for it. The characters are fucking boring, Spacey is fat and low energy, Baby is just annoying without even being really autistic. The chase scene are OKAY but fuck, there is a lot of WAY BETTER chase scenes out there. The whole plot sucked and the ending was shit.