How did he survive for so long?

>>87826869
Ate his own shit

he was cthulhu

>>87826869
by seeing footage

>"TARS, install giant modular ass and pussy"
>"Set voice to white woman"
>"Set emotional arousal settings to 100%"

>>87826910
nice

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>>87826869
By keebin' it real :DDD

>>87826869
hyper-sleep chamber

Lovecraftian magic

he fucked the music
he made it cum

>>87827068
with his serpent tongue?

>>87826869
the funky spaceman

>>87826869
Probably smelled her dirty panties every day for 23 years.

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>>87827075

Reminder that Matt Damon did absolutely nothing wrong

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>>87826869
Why do I hate this shit piece of a movie so much? Hardmode: no love, no shitty hypercube quantum cat in the box

he studied tachyons
triple six five forked tongue

>>87826910
Epic

>>87826869

>blow up image
>Ride

I honestly don't like Death Grips but I still kek'd.

>>87827251
Because you don't understand science.

>>87827315
Yes. But no. Next.

>>87826869
Pretty unbelievable that he waited TWENTY-SIX YEARS for them to return.
I would've left after maximum one month.

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>>87827396
this whole big-wave-muh-gravity planet intermezzo was fucking stupid to begin with.

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>>87826910
Nice.

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>>87827396
>tfw haven't left the house in 25 years

>>87827477
This^^^

Relativity is retarded and even a child can tell you time can't move faster in one place and slower in the other

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>>87827582
>time can't move faster in one place and slower in the other

Take a shitload of acid and say that to my faces, bitch.

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>>87827582
>This^^^
Ye..

>Relativity is retarded and even a child can tell you time can't move faster in one place and slower in the other
nooooo. FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

>>87827650
GIB HIM!

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>>87827477

>>87826869
Reading Lovecraft and Kafka

>>87827287
this

>>87826910
epic

>>87826869
IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES
IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES
GUILLOTINE - YUUUHH!!!

>>87827991
this desu

HUSTLE BONES COMING OUT MY MOUTH

>>87826910
Nice.

feds can't get you in space

>>87826910
i dont get it

He is Jakub

>>87826910
I don't get it, please explain.

>>87828342
Google it

>>87826910
footage of what?

>>87828410
SHITTED.COM

>>87828135
>>87828342
>>87828410

I don't get it either, but you bet your ass next time I see this thread, I'm replying by seeing footage. Guaranteed replies is all I need to know

>>87827534
kek'd

BLACK DON'T CRACK WHITEY

>>87828342
death grips song

>>87826910
Spoonfeed me on the footage pleas e

>>87828738
You're gonna forget

>>87826869

When he tried to leave his shit was gone.

>>87827582
Hope you aren't being serious. Atomic clocks prove that relativity exists. Yes the relativity in the movie is fucking stupid, but it exists nevertheless.

*glass breaks*

>>87828898
>>87828410
>>87828342
>>87828135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8

>>87828898
Do you really want to know why we're freakin?

>>87829004
Well christ that's just sounds fucking terrible. Sounds hipsters pretend to like, I take it?

>>87828962
>Yes the relativity in the movie is fucking stupid, but it exists nevertheless.
Eh, I can deal with pretty much any representation of physics, if somewhat consistent, which it arguably was (for the sake of my argument anyways). What really troubles me here is that they did do the maths (in the movie), but didn't draw any conclusions, like what the fuck where they thinking? Once down there on planet gravity, they realize that the signals they've recieved from this plant have just been sent some moments ago?! What is this bullshit? This wasn't even in improvisation mode yet, but all well planed. They could have understood the situation before going down there, virtually as a second, blind investigation team?! arrgh it's just fucking stupid

New album when?

>>87829101
>calling anyone who listens to anything different and enjoys it a hipster
>being a fucking pleb
GAS THE NORMIES

>>87829160
I wasn't defending the movie in any way whatsoever. I was just defending relativity in general.

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>>87829234
to be fair, it really is a shit song though.

>>87829201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUTKTk60aGk

>>87827132
>a wiki about one movie

I'm glad I'm not a fucking nerd

>>87829266
wrong again smug anime girl poster

>>87826869
By staying noided

>>87829101
*nods respectfully towards you*
Aye, the hipsters

>>87826869
Ambien. A lot of Ambien

>>87826910
top kek lad

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>>87827287
>I honestly don't like Death Grips

>>87829266
I agree, I feel that after listening to Korn, we've reached the pinnacle of music. Bands like death grips are simply garbage compared to the superior musicianship of Jonathan Davis and Co.

When some hipster comes up to me, telling me to listen to "jazz", "punk", or "rap", I tip my fedora at them and simply chuckle and walk away.

Don't even get me started on those insufferable idiots who think that "classical" music is good. Where are the guitar riffs? Where is the basic nu-metal chord progression? How am I going to go on wow raids to the sound of a fucking piano?

Glad to see another man who likes anime as much as I do btw ;)

>>87829234
>>87829296
There's no way in hell you actually enjoy that trash

You like the lower-class criminal image its trying to present and/or you like presenting yourself as unique or quirky or whatever it is. It's loud, abrasive and annoying and objectively terrible

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>>87829557
enjoy it lots

>>87829608
Which one are you? My vote is on the 3rd guy since I can't imagine anyone from /tv/ owning a comb

>>87829557
>lower class criminal image
>like presenting yourself as unique or quirky
You are "objectively" a fucking moron who is incapable of listening and comprehending anything that takes more than 5 seconds of paying attention to appreciate apparently.

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>>87826869
Hes a bad mother fucker that's how

>>87829816
I like Death Grips too but let's be honest it isn't anything deep

>>87829994
deeper than your mom's cavernous vagina

>>87829994
if you actually think this then you don't like them

You can point to a stupid lyric taken out of it's satirical context and say "hurrr look at how dumb this is", and some of it is extremely cringeworthy, but saying it isn't deep is fucking retarded.


>ride shitting all over black identitarians and their garbage philosophy
Better than almost any kendrick song in terms of how it approaches black culture
>a tribute to the hacker ethic as the new form of "evil" opposing politics of consensus
Something that if you are paying attention to silicon valley's actions, is extremely relevant today.
>all of the esoteric references
I know black metal did it first or whatever, but these aren't empty invocations to be edgy, they actually have a bearing in the context of the songs they are in, and the band's constant invocation of Stirner-esque egoism is the perfect for it.

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>>87829511
>Don't even get me started on those insufferable idiots who think that "classical" music is good.
>Where are the guitar riffs?
kek

>>87826869
Kafkaesqueian magic.

>>87830168
rude

>>87829994
>Responsibilitys nice but theres more things in life like getting your dixk rolled all fucking night
Really thought provoking

>>87830831
>rolled
how do you think sex works, anon?

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>>87830831
That's literally a line from that rather recent and super shitty the musceteers movie.

>>87830831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SThRvg6cdQI

>>87826910
>when you need to get all of the above but you only have a limited amount of time

>>87829004
SHOW ME SOMETHING I AIN'T SEEN BEFORE
MYSTERY 'HIND THAT DEATH DOOR

>>87829004
>spoonfeeding

>>87829101
no in fact its actually pretty good

>>87829557
Pink Floyd is your favorite band