Its going to suck, isnt it?

>>87816031
What was the last great movie from Pixar anyway? The Incredibles?

>>87816261
Wall-E or Up

Toy Story 3 and Inside Out are both overrated.

>goth girl has a black boyfriend
>fast kid is gay
make it happen disney

>>87816293
Up started to suck after the villain was introduced, if not a bit earlier.

>>87816293
all of those are overrated "muh feels" for the reddit crowd. last good movie was the incredibles, yes. ratatouille was decent, not great. and that was 2007.
it goes like this
golden age toy story through the incredibles
shit age everything after except monsters U which was decent

>>87816261
UP

Inside Out was pretty bad, and Toy Story 3 was just a nostalgia wank.

>>87816261
>>87816293
Yeah, I'd say it's Up.

I was blown away by the positive reviews Inside Out received, considering it wasn't anything special. An interesting concept, but it's virtually plotless, and the characters are extremely basic. Also "that one part of every Pixar film where it gets really sad" is starting to feel forced and contrived.

>>87816345
>Likes Monsters U
>doesn't like Wall-E or Up
>uses Reddit spacing

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>>87816368
toy story 3 was just toy story 2 all over again. lotso's backstory was jesse's, and then it becomes a generic crime heist breakout movie. oh look they're reusing lines from the other, better films!
also the preschooler scene made me feel visibly sick. ending was good though.

>>87816385
reddit spacing isn't seperating by one line, you idiot. it's seperating by two lines.

like this. because in reddit, if you seperate by only one line, it doesnt show up that way when you post.

>>87816374
>>87816368
>UP
>Good
Let's not kid ourselves fellas. It had a great opening but the rest is shit

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>>87816031
>WHEN EVERYONES SUPER, NO ONE WILL BE!
what did down syndrome mean by this?

>>87816577
literally wanted marxism.

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>>87816577
>no syndrome in the sequel
i seriously hope they get someone just as entertaining. jason lee's voice was perfect for that role. and apparently frozone is coming back, SLJ hinted at it in an interview

>>87816031
I don't think so. Brad Bird said he didn't want to do a sequel until he felt he had a script worthy of doing it. At worst, it's still going to be better than anything else Pixar has crapped out in the last 6 years.

>>87816031
Why are the twin towers on the poster?

>>87816801
>Co-written by Sam Raimi

>>87816680
Even as a kid I was against his line of thinking.
No wonder I never fell for this shit in school, heh.
The Incredibles probably saved thousands of kids. I wonder if The Incredibles 2 will reverse this message, I guess we'll see.

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>>87816744
>I don't think so. Brad Bird said he didn't want to do a sequel until he felt he had a script worthy of doing it.
My mfw when that's what Billy Bob Thornton said about Bad Santa 2...

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How do you rate them?

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oh boy i cant wait for some fresh Shadbase material!

>>87816862
Hey I have an idea, let's make raimi-posts about the incredibles

>>87816744
Inside Out was fucking kino though

>>87816261
Toy Story 3, it wrapped up the trilogy neatly. Now the jews are coming back for more...

>>87816031

pixar is dead

get your quality animated entertainment elsewhere, because pixar became a corporate whore several years ago

>>87816862
>"what's your power? Sticking an endless amount of cock in your ass and carrying every STD known to man"

>>87816731
well duh he's not coming back, he got turned into mincemeat

>>87816898
8 5 8 7 7 9 5 9 9 7 6 - 5 -

>>87816898
Even as a kid I thought Cars was garbage
Man, I had good taste

>>87816898
10/10
8/10
8/10
9/10
10/10
7/10
6/10
Haven't seen/10
6/10
8/10
6/10
Haven't seen/10
Haven't seen/10
6/10

Not objective rating. Just how amused I felt while watching them.

>>87816873
I think he's talking bullshit anyway. Even in a world where technology would allow you to reach the levels of superhumans, there'd still be people putting in the work to get the most out of that technology, making them better than the average user. That's the difference between a failed athletic talent, and a successful one, drive and persistence.

>>87816455
Who fucking cares about line spacing, except obnoxious, OCD neckbeards? This shit was dumb when you were mooing and lsoing your shit about top posting on Usenet. NOBODY. CARES.

>>87816992
You should watch the films you havn't seen

They're all good

>>87816898
Incredibles > Ratatouille > Toy Story > Monsters Inc > Finding Nemo > WallE > Toy Story 2 > Toy Story 3 > Up > Cars > Monsters U > Cars 2 > Brave
Somehow went my entire life without seeing Bug's Life

>>87816928
What if they are different toys? Like, cute anime girl figurines getting hotglued by a neckbeard in his mum's basement?
I'd watch it.

>>87817043
>Ratatouille that high
>T2 and T3 that low

Bad list

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>>87817088
Ratatouille is patrician

>>87816031
Unironically, the movie's public response relies entirely on Helen's butt.

>>87817114
Its great, but it isnt Pixars second best film

>>87817114
toy story is patrician. the incredibles is patrician. even monsters inc and finding nemo are sort of patrician. ratatouille is not. its middle of the ground, silver age pixar.

>>87816898
This pic is old. Needs the full pantheon.

>>87817135
>>87817175
It's a pleb filter :^)

>>87817196
More like a furry filter.

>>87816320
>fast kid is ghey
>transfers AIDS at the speed of sound
>becomes a post apocalypse movie

>>87816898
This is the first time I've ever realised that Wreck it Ralph isn't a pixar movie

>>87816898
WALL-E is GOAT

>>87816031
The message of the first film would not be acceptable today, they were even pushing it back when it was first released

>>87816898
OBJECTIVE RAKINGS

TOP OF THEIR GAME TIER
1. Toy Story (10/10)
2. The Incredibles (9/10)
3. Finding Nemo (9/10)
4. Monsters, Inc. (9/10)
5. Toy Story 2 (8/10)

PRETTY GOOD TIER
6. Ratatouille (6.5/10)
7. Monsters U (6/10)
8. Wall-E (6/10)
9. Toy Story 3 (6/10)
10. Brave (6/10)

YOU TRIED TIER
11. A Bug's Life
12. UP
13. Cars
14. Cars 2

>>87817104
>>87817043
is bug's life really that bad? i saw it as a kid but i remember enjoying it.

Essential Pixar:
>Incredibles
>Ratatouille
>Up
>Toy Story trilogy

>>87816374
Up and Brave are the only Pixar movies I can think of that don't rely "Dude what if _____ had feelings?" (Though Brave was mediocre and Up still has the talking dog so I guess it applies in that way).

>>87817555
>essential pixar
>no finding nemo
>no mosnters inc
>includes nostalgia bait 3
off yourself underage
>>87816374
>of every Pixar film where it gets really sad" is starting to feel forced and contrived.
agreed. i noticed this starting around 2010 with toy story 3.

>>87817555
>No Inside Out

>>87816731
Wow I never even knew that was Jason Lee. Rewatching tonight.

>>87817626
>including any pixar after 2004 in essential pixar
the absolute state of /tv/

>>87816892
>Doubting the man that gave us The Iron Giant.

>>87816903
NOOOOOOOOO

They have not made a good movie since WALL-E, and a couple of their most recent movies have flopped. Coco looks like it will be in the same boat. Pixar's done

>>87816455
These muh reddit spacing fags. Do you want me to indent my paragraphs or some shit you fucks?

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>Frozen has come out and nothing will ever be superior
The west peaked guys time to go to bed

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>>87817670
2008 is the cutoff actually

>>87817736
>frozen
>anything but a shitfest
are you literally 10 years old? only 10 year olds could find that shit entertaining. go di want to hurt you so badly.

>>87817769
>I have no taste
No you

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>>87817670
Inside Out was fucking kino though

>>87817804
>>87817806
DUDE SIMPLISTIC CHARACTERS WITH NO DEPTH
DUDE FART JOKES
DUDE IM MAD LMAO
DUDE CLICHE'D "SAD" MOMENTS
it's time to give up on pixar. actulaly the time to give up on pixar was 5 years ago but i'll give you a second chance. give up on western animation in general, last good one was wreck it ralph

>>87817848
>he thinks Frozen was made by Pixar
Can I shitpost on someone smarter please

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>>87817804
The only thing it had was waifus. Everything else was tame as fuck

>>87816261
Inside out, 5 year gap, then toy story 3 before that

>>87816405
>I did it to buzz too

jej

>>87817736
>>87817804
Frozen is literally modern Disney's worst movie except MAYBE Big Hero 6

>>87817871
when did i once imply that? i was telling both the frozenfaggot and the insideoutpleb that both were shit and its time to abandon western animation. learn to read, underage.

>>87817877
Don't forget every song being a winner (except for the trolls maybe), a BIOLLION DOLLARS and tip top snow tech

>>87817968
the hipsters on here pretend that Moana had better music so don't bother

>>87817992
>I-if you don't like my shitty child flick you must be a h-hipster! you must like some other shitty child flick!
why does nu-/tv/ always do this? they think that because you don't like one shitty movie, you must like another. it always happens in those capeshit threads, too.

>>87817542
i liked it too

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>>87816903

>>87817968
Okay besides let it go it was pretty bland

>>87817404
Swap Cars and Brave and your list is solid.

>>87817968
>>87818078
even let it go sounds like a generic disney starlett song.
>written by mexicans
well that explains it. no wonder modern animation disney/pixar is so shit. they don't have brad bird or lasseter anymore directing.

>>87817968
>Every song was a winner
>Pointless ice cracking song
>Josh Gads song
>Do you want to build a snowman
>Fucking troll song
>>87817992
Moana had better music by far

>>87818148
you're welcome and shiny are stupid meme songs, and every criticism of the other generic songs in frozen can be leveled at whatever the fuck the "wind in my sails" song is called

>>87818078
Let It Go, the least bland song in the movie, is still incredibly bland. It's only memorable because of the talent of the singer. It's a shit song though.

>>87818235
Calling something a 'meme song' isn't a criticism
You're Welcome alone is better than the entirety of Frozen

>>87818235
Shiny is catchy, but I agree. You're Welcome is great though. Actually felt like a Disney song.

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>>87816862
>main villain voiced by Bruce Campbell

>>87816031
Yep.

>>87816898
9
7
10
8
8.5
9
6
9
8
7
8.5
2
6
5

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>>87817039
>Cars 2
>good

>>87817736
Frozen was literally just bland waifus: the animated movie

>>87816898
are any of the monster inc movies past the first one worth watching?

>>87816031
Dunno (obviously). I'm pretty worried about it being bad and not doing justice to the original though; I keep imagining myself watching it and thinking bird should've done that san francisco disaster film instead. Even if it sucks, I'll probably be happy if I see more of edna mode though.

>>87816031
30 Yo MANCHILDREN WATCHING DISNEY MOVIES

>>87816031
I'm remaining optimistic because Bird actually took his time with it and isn't just shitting out the first idea he had ala Cars and its sequels. Slightly disappointed there's no timeskip, but still optimistic. If it sucks, oh well.

>>87818926
>being past your teens
>ever reading anything other than finances or highly technical writing
>spending time with anything but work, commute, and sleep
>even think about any sort of fiction whatsoever
do you even adult

>>87818713
Monster's U is an overrated meme, don't fall for it

>>87816374
>Virtually plotless
How? The story is growth of the emotions, particularly Joy. Actions of Riley are the consequences of the emotions' actions. What's happening inside her is where the story is at.

>Extremely basic characters
Well yea, they represent one emotion and hence they supposed to have one dimension. As I said before, the growth of Joy and acceptance of Sadness as being necessary in one's life makes it a great story.

>Sad moment
Imaginary friends disappear as we age. It wasn't contrived at all. It's part of growing up. You can argue that the girl is too old to have an imaginary friend.

>>87816031
Monsters University was much better than Monsters Inc.

>>87819070
>Do you even adult

yeah watching kid's movies is going to make your life better.

>>87816680
>dude just accept mediocrity because of fairness lmao
Nice try, porkie

>>87816903
This
Elastigirl folder on my desktop already

>>87819185
Watch both of them again.

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>>87818148
>Pointless ice cracking song
IT WAS SCENE SETTING

it's going to be the greatest heist movie of the 21st century

>>87819683
>heist
wat

>>87819531
No

>>87816577
that's like when you don't like a movie, but whole board likes the movie, so you get mad and start shitposting that the movie is shit and everyone else is pleb

>>87816898
good
good
great
great
good
great
okay
good
great
good
good
didn't see
didn't see
didn't see

man i dont even watch movies anymore last time I did was like 2011 im just here to shitpost

if you think Up is good and Inside out is bad you are seriously retarded

>>87819989
Up is boring like 3/4 of the screentime, only reason people like it is the "muh emotions card"

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>>87816898
antz was better than bugs life

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>>87816031
Consider this

>>87816261
Up
Toy Story 3 was okay I guess.

>>87816577
Syndrome is still one of my favourite "capeshit" villains.
I love the juxtaposition between the nerdy little redhead kid, being a serial killer villain.

>>87820124
>Dobson

>>87817133
Shadman's going to make millions off Hellen's ass.

>>87819683
this would be great

>>87816261
TS3, and WALL-E before that. Nothing since.