where do I get a thicc 17 year old gf who falls in love with

>>87807984
do you look like vincent gallo?

>>87807984
>you kidnap her
I'm sure you can figure it out yourself

>>87807984
You need to expect to kidnap a lot of women if you are going to find the one that's right for you.

>>87807984
she hated him on that set

>>87807984
More like where do I get prime Vincent Gallo husbando?

in a script that you write

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>>87807984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5DYWM669Xk

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thicc ricci was the best

>>87809431
>>87809457
Vincent restricted her diet on set because she was getting fat.

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>>87809560
Good on him

>>87807984
Is there a dvd of this with extras or anything?

find her on omegle like i did. only she's 13

:^)

>>87807984
Vincent Gallo looks like he could've been cast as a villain in an spaghetti Western.

>>87807984
Just go kidnap some thicc 17 year old, Stockholm syndrome will take care of the rest.

>>87808174
he hated her too. If i recall basically referred to ricci as a ditsy retard

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>>87807984
Is it too late to date a 17 year old when you're 25? I find their optimism more endearing than beat down women my age.

>>87807984
direct your own movie where you cast yourself as the actor that does that

>>87807984
>Be Vincent Gallo
>Direct Brown Bunny
>Write in blow job scene
>???
>Profit

>>87810023
Depends on how attractive you are
You could probably pull a 13/14 year old as well at 25

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>>87809870
just checked my dvd for special features and audibly kek'd

>>87809431
>>87809457
>>87809699

;_;

>>87809431
like a fat kiernan shipka

>>87810014
>When we asked if he enjoyed working with Ricci, Gallo growled, "It was OK when
she wasn't drunk on the set. I think she's an alcoholic - it was either that,
or she was on cough syrup the whole time.

>"I don't like her," Gallo continued. "She's an ungrateful c- - -. But it was
OK. She's basically a puppet. I told her what to do and she did it."

>Gallo also sniped about the voluptuous Ricci's fluctuating weight during
filming: "She lost 17 pounds, and that was because I only let her eat one whole
pizza pie every day."

Vince is /ourguy/

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>>87810355
god he is so fucking great

>>87810023
You can do whatever the fuck you want, you don't need anyone's approval

>>87810355
gallo is disgusting....why would anyone bully ricci....she.....is so cute......

>>87810441
He helped her be cute by only allowing her one pizza pie a day! You should be thanking him.

>>87810355
See if Jonah looked like Vince he would have been ok.

>>87809560

He really is a madman.

>>87808168
lol

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4
this is actually the funniest thing I've ever read. not even memeing

>>87810023
be on instagram

>>87809457
i got a bit of a chub watching that, I need to see this movie....

>>87810503
no, she lobbed off her tits and looks like a fucking spooky skeleton now

>>87810355
>Sofia Coppola likes any guy who has what she wants. If she wants to be a photographer she'll fuck a photographer. If she wants to be a filmmaker, she'll fuck a filmmaker. She's a parasite just like her fat, pig father was.

>I wouldn't work for Martin Scorsese for $10 million. He hasn't made a good film in 25 years. I would never work with an egomaniac has-been.

>[on Spike Jonze] He's the biggest fraud out there. If you bring him to a party he's the least interesting person at the party, he's the person who doesn't know anything. He's the person who doesn't say anything funny, interesting, intelligent. He's a pig piece of shit.

>Steven Soderbergh sucks. He's just a guy who's sort of like...there's a whole group of guys who pretend to be making special fucking films who are just real players. Wes Anderson sucks. Spike Jonze sucks bad. James Gray sucks.

>Abel Ferrara was on so much crack when I did The Funeral, he was never on set. He was in my room trying to pick-pocket me.

he's literally our guy

>>87810656
holy kek. How does he get away with this?
>Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.

Any other kidnap-kino?

>>87810656
This is a classic too. Pre B66 Vince interviewing himself.

http://whyvincentgallo.blogspot.com/2009/04/old-grand-royal-interview.html?m=1

>>87810905
/ourgallo/

>>87810732
>i hate other more successful directors because i don't have any good movies

>>87810933
vince seems like the kinda guy to respect you if you fuck with him back

>>87810905
>How does he get away with this?
He didn't. He got a lot of flack from (((them))).

>>87809699
>>87809457
>>87809457
F
>them juggs

>>87810732
Did he bang Sofia or something?

>>87810980
>>87810933
>oh look how i'm friends with these famous actors/actresses, i took these candid photos that show how we're buddies

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>>87811067
that is exactly the purpose, stupid

>>87810656
>However, female couples of the lesbian persuasion can enjoy a Vincent Gallo evening together for $100,000.
>$200,000 buys the lesbos a weekend.
>A weekend that will have them second-guessing.
/ourguy/

>>87810923
>ME: Who do you think are the creepiest?

>HIM: I'm glad you asked. Well, there's that rat bastard, Tracy Falco, the backstabber from Ted Demme's company; that twisted phony Rene Ricard; Kate Miller that lesbo monster; Kelly Lynch that bullshit bad actress, she's the queen member of the lucky club; Tim Roth, that filthy no-talent mini dwarf Brit; Bill and Hillary Clinton and their ugly orphan-like daughter Chelsea; Greta Seacat and her poisoned mind "acting coach," my ass; Susan Bertram, that Judas piece of crap, listen everybody, she's the worst wardrobe person in the world, don't hire her for your film; Mark Romanek, that dark, anal photo plagiarist and his useless penis, he's a great example of a world gone wrong; Cheryl "Dumpy" Dunn and her pigeon dung photographs, wow is she creepy; Phil Goldfarb that AlAnon basketcase, worst producer who ever lived; Jennifer "Leave me alone" Levy; Dewey's friend, Analisa "The character assassin" Tessin; Vicky Icky she was so sticky Galvez Bici; that lumpy-assed Alba Clemente; Paul "I can't direct but boy, can I brown nose my way to the top" Anderson and his fermented, mulatto cannabis-soaked girlfriend Fiona Apple who coulda been shoulda been; Kelly Lynch's bitch-whipped husband Mitch; Nam-Anh Duong; John Kennedy Jr. that philandering cadaver; my Ex-Mother-in-law; Tammy "Sick Sick Sick and Ugly Ugly Ugly" Rosen, that jerk; Todd "you wish you had my rod" Feldman, that short Jew bastard and his polluted and dishonest cousin Eileen Feldman, it's a miracle anyone can even make a movie with assholes like this in Hollywood; Davis "Boy Does a Herpes Sore Smell" LaChapellle; everyone at Lions Gate films, is that the best Canada has to offer, a bunch of lowlifes like that?; Jefferson "What a" Hack from Dazed and Confused magazine are they still in business?

1/2

>>87811169
>Cause I heard all he does now is fetch cocaine for Kate Moss; Dale "H like in Homo, I like in In-his-ass, and V like in Virus" Peck I dare anyone to stay awake through one of his novels. That's some creepy losers right there, huh? Huh? And what about the actress Zoey "Go Ahead and Blow Me" Deschanel, you fuckin' lying whore, I'll get you; from Universal Home DVD Releases, Colleen Benn(d her over and fuck her fat asshole); Suzanne "Pockface" Nichols and her pockmarked nipples; Michael "Musty" Musto (faggot); Andrew "Drew a picture of his penis on a matchbook actual size" Richardson and his syphillytic boyfriend Bob Racine [hairstylist, look it up]; And from Connecticut without Etiquette, Chloe Sevigny, who when she's not drunk and posing in movies is busy out spreading Harmony Korine's herpes. Oh yeah, and my mother. Mamma Creepy Corleone. And my father, the Godfather of Creepy.

2/2

He is truly the king.

>>87810732
>insecure
>jealous of other people's success
>delusions of grandeur
/our/ guy indeed

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>>87810905
oi vey

>>87811025
Didn't he write the script?

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http://www.hikaritakano.co/index.php/audio-interviews/vincent-gallo

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>>87811169
>Paul "I can't direct but boy, can I brown nose my way to the top" Anderson and his fermented, mulatto cannabis-soaked girlfriend Fiona Apple who coulda been shoulda been;

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>>87811279
That's the joke anon

wow hollywood is disgusting

>>87811120
at least he's honest i guess

We need him back bros. Can we crowdsource a new Gallo kino?

I'd say he was overrated, but no one rates him as anything anymore. He's fallen off the charts.

>>87811734
I'm sure he's blacklisted.

>>87811730
He still makes movies but he doesn't want them to be ruined by the audience

>>87811203
>>87811169
>>87811120
>>87811010

>>87811730

suddenly the purpose of the shilling becomes clear

>>87809870
His interviews on the making of the film are pretty insightful
and revealing as it gets. I didn't know that he didn't want to direct it himself in the first place

industrycentral.net/director_interviews/VG02.HTM

>>87811776
Seems like he blacklisted himself by being such a dick no one wants to work with him.

>>87811839
Nope. Just a reg anon. How else are we gonna get new shit from a guy who will never work in Hollywood again?

>>87811025

what a dumb cunt, honestly hope he beat her as on set to make an example of her.

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>>87811734
>>87811776
He's starring in an enormous ad campaign all over NYC, Gallo will never 'fall off' because he's on his own plane.

>>87811893
I live in NYC. Haven't seen it. He did a Persol campaign earlier this year too.

Guess he can still work in fashion.

>>87808065
>do you look like vincent gallo?
No, OP, bathes and shaves more than once a year!!!FACT!!!

>>87811547
VG > Hollywood

dude is a hero for going right at those corrupt fucks

>>87812235
Here's a video of "Prince Vince" as his true self. A slimy looking weasel desperate for attention and acting like the poser douchebag that he is. Kisses ass at every opportunity and then when no one is interested, acts like he's above it all. He's like that child who doesn't get invited to the hot girls birthday party and then tells everyone that he didn't want to go, the hot girl is fat/ugly and he's cooler than everyone else. He's a massive faggot and was gay-for-pay back in his "Prince Vince" days!!!FACT!!! https://youtu.be/eItwIey-98U

>>87812456
It's a video of young Vince looking like a cool proto B-boy.

Wow, what an expose anon.

>>87807984
>baggy eyes
>pale
>cant grow full beard
>dark hair

i have all these traits but look like fuc

>>87808065
Gallo isn't a very handsome man

>>87812618
Vince can def grow a beard.

>>87812649
Idk about that. Dude's a model whose dated lots of hot chicks.

>>87812702
Yeah maybe you're right, I was mostly judging by OPs pic

>>87812456
this nigga mad as hell he aint our boy vincent gallo. he fuck yo girl, nigga? lol

>>87810980

Fuck the cast looks really promising. Only if Streep would fuck off. jeez. Have to dl regardless.

>>87812759
>he fuck yo girl, nigga? lol

I don't date trannies, so no.

>>87810023
Make sure you live in a country/state that's age of consent is 17 (New York is one of them).

>>87807984
Wait a year and date.

>>87813127
Fuck this nerd.

Who has Vince dated? Only ones I remember that made it to media where PJ Harvey, Paris Hilton, Daryl Hannah & Chloe Sevigny.

>>87812649

He has good facial aesthetics, he just looks like a dirty schizophrenic hobo

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>>87807984
What plebs believe happened in the end:
>he had second thoughts and turned his life around for the better
True cinephiles:
>he actually died in this scene and what happened after was his life and images of what could have been flashing before his eyes
This is backed up by the many flashbacks earlier on which are in the same style of the cut following this scene.

>>87811893
He should come back to Buffalo and film more films there. It's actually a lot better now then it was portrayed in '66 (and yeah, from like the 60's to the 2000's Buffalo absolutely sucked).

>>87810023
That would be pedophilia/rape, so no.

damn buffalo 66 was a great movie

and VG is a madman

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>Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. I can't drive these kinda cars! What the fuck is goin' on! You think that's funny? Would you like to know, smartass? Would you like to know why I can't drive this kinda car? I'll tell you why, I'm used to *luxury* cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That's what I drive. I drive cars that *shift* themselves.

>>87814792
What is it with Americans and not driving manuals?

>>87815750
We drive luxury cars europoor!

>got that vincent gallo look but only attract tumblr psychos

>>87816093
Only pussybois and fags drive automatic.

>>87807984
Top 5 90s movie