Kino Commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jQgBB49-K4

TEASPOON
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABz2m0olmPg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuxbnWuP6wM

GOAT

>>87800337
SCORCHER
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

>>87800431
>Has epic in the title
Minus 5 points

HELLO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK9419Oicp0

Guinness do the kinoest of kino ads

>It's not easy being a dolphin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpXSNVtsb8Q
>E waits
>Thats wot e does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLAvkbFugEI
>Tom Crean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXf93CEI4t0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTLO2F_ERY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLvll8yNtc4

Litany, though, is the greatest ad ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gWgak9UBj4

>>87800337
Anything with dogs in it isnt kino

>>87800397
3 fucking minutes? no way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdobquf1zms
Remember when my sister brought her bf to the family dinner and he wouldn't shut up about how this ad was evil capitalism stomping on the name of soldiers he never gave a fuck about

>>87800337
This actually got me in the feelings the first time I saw it

What was that ad of some cable network or something, it had plenty of characters and references in it, pretty good one, everyone was riding in some tunnel.

https://vimeo.com/189129082

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOQk_pWmisA

>>87800736
Thought the ad was touching desu. Never understood the 'outrage' at how sainsburys were using the war as a way to sell shit. All the money they made on the chocolate went to a veterans charity.

>>87800368
Even my cynical, /pol/ mangled mind finds this adorable.

>>87800873
pure incest kino

>>87800736
did he know that the thing in the commercial actually happened?

>>87800873
As long as there's love......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOZTsICTupA

>>87800936
the issue he had is that it used a historical event to sell chocolate even tho the profits went to a charity

>>87800906
why? kids are annoying as fuck.

>>87800873
oh they definitely fucked lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hro4AdTYiTA

>>87800552
Confirmed kino

>>87800337
Holy shit that is so cute and has melted my icy heart

>>87800632
Shutup Muhammad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q8inM0gKVo

I like this one a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj0QT4GZI0

>>87801211
about half way I was thinking it was either gonna be about the dangers of sexting or pedos

https://vimeo.com/189078123
https://vimeo.com/189129082
https://vimeo.com/84958937

>>87800873
you just know...

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this shit gave me nightmares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

Step aside plebs

>>87801546
>/pol/ would call the husband a cuck for agreeing with his wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTpLVOUx0D8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9k88sMyiJM

>>87800736
that's shitty in a "caitlin jenner solving riots with pepsi" way

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This is unironically the most kino commercial I have ever seen:
https://vimeo.com/109633159

>>87800906
Go back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx_yPreBoF8

>>87800632
>t. Catfag

>>87802399
>commercial

leagues beyond this garbage you guys post wtf is up with this shit board

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=msMehuZo3x8

>>87800337
did you see the other amazon commercial when they ordered a wok to cook the dog in?

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>>87800337
made me tear up you fucker

>>87800337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZIzRqDOSZo

N I N K I N O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K783SDTBKmg

>>87805241
Yeah....

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>>87800337
That hard cut in the end where the dog nose furrowed, you definitely know the dog bit the kid, then the parents ask alexa for directions to the pound, where they euthanized him with the same music playing all the while

>>87800873
>you'll never be her present this year
time for the sweet sound of my neck snapping

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>>87800397
fucking disgusting

*unblocks your tear-ducts*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLq_Vp5z9D4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMX6H6YY1M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GscdWBFiUV0

have some real commercial kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_B2gPfxJKs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAe4VEN6lBM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5iu8u0aVWs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gMgdW22iUA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfZY5rvXX0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueoAXE38KKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CQA3X-qNgA

>>87806620
I could only get sad at the last one
1st was too unrealistic and the 2nd was just retarded but I guess the Chinese are usually as selfish as the daughter in the 2nd commercial

You don't even know kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8

>>87800873
>"cumming home"

what were they thinking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bdm4NBYxII

>>87800337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkICAq_MWhk

these old 90's ad were nuts

https://youtu.be/E_X25g_EmSE

primus used these same costumes in their video for wynona: https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40jdpzrpIps

this whole ad campaign

>>87800337
when was the last time anyone saw a chink with a golden retriever? it's still a cute ad, but i'm just saying

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This water contains an acceptable amount of lead that is well within the drinkable standards.

>>87807158
when I saw this ad my first thought was, when do they eat that dog?
t. cynical bastard

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>>87800873
The way the shot is lit at 0:15 obliterates my sides every time and I don't know why

https://youtu.be/iavURrznqjQ

>>87800337
So that's the ad Hamada loves so much.

https://youtu.be/eqd41B-WAFo

>>87800337 (OP)
Judging by people's reactions to this commercial I can get a good gauge on how fucking stupid the posters here are. This commercial was utterly retarded sentimental shit trying to play itself off as your success as a parent is a function of your unbreakable blood tie to Amazon Prime. If you felt any emotion while watching it at all, congratulations, you're the the expendable cattle of this Earth and you and your loved ones would be gloriously marched into a meat grinder just to watch the blood spray. If you however nodded your head sagely, understanding how this commercial will tap into the emotional wiring of normies and make your AMZN shares perform better over the next few quarters, well done. An acceptable minority associated with intelligence? Check. A baby? Check. A recognizable and loved dog breed? Check. Lukewarm touchy feely "teehee me silly!" humor when the dog is given a toy mane? Check.

>>87800337
Cute until you realize that they're just trying to bring the child into the embrace of their dog eating culture

>>87800337
That Ridley Scott one for Apple back in the day, naturally.

>>87803845
there was a George Romero one as well

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>>87800397

>>87807475
kek holy shit you're the exact type of person >>87800736
was talking about

this ad was commercial horror kino. this was probably the only ad that legitimately terrified me as a kid. i'm pretty sure crossing the street when you see a black guy is justified after being traumatized by this multiple times as an impressionable child.
https://youtu.be/l-WnT7bXeb0

>>87807475
retard

blast from the past coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50A9wjJ40Dk

>>87800873
>not posting the extended version

this is literally /tv/ the commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGKRLLtVB6U

>>87807728
more like blacked the commercial, the liquid plumber one would be the shitted version

>>87807728
where's the full uncensored link?

>>87807728
what the fuck...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP8E6ouSiC0
An ad that has nothing to do with what it's supposed to advertise.

>>87807728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWtmUApOzlY

>>87807728
What is it with Americans and infidelity

>>87808056
damn bongs...

>>87800873
Whoa that commercial had more sexual tension than 50 Shades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jsjmGfKsi8

>>87800397
What's up with this weird jerky dancing that seems popular now? Just looks like a demon trying to escape someone's body, after they tricked them to possess them instead of their intended target.

>>87800873
>Oreimo: A Netflix film

>>87807728
>giraffe on the black guy's side is standing tall and proud
>giraffe on the white guy's side is droopy and sad looking

>>87800337
No commercial is kino. Every single one of them is a grim exercise in forced creativity, where a group of morally bankrupt cunts sit around cannibalizing whatever actual creative people have made using carefully calibrated market formulas in order to sell awful, awful shit - all in order to keep going a system that can not be maintained sustainably.

>>87809052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCm1sjARU7E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S2nuZsBz8g

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB8--PFAJDE

>>87800736
This is exactly what I mean - look at this maudlin shit that takes what is easily the most devastating event in human history that has caused European civilization to suffer a malaise that it will never recover from in order to sell fucking chocolate.

>>87809052
nigger nobody gave a fuck in your last post go watch rick and morty

>>87809133
The money goes to charity.

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>>87800873
>>87807698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

>>87809167
B-BUT WHAT IF 10 PENCE FELL ON THE GROUND AND SOMEBODY PICKED IT UP AND JUST PUT IT IN THEIR POCKET HMMMM??? YOU CAN'T TRUST THE RICH!!!

>>87809207
who's really in the wrong here? The brother and sister who love each other because they feel it's right even though it isn't moral or the parents who send their only son to a shithole in Africa because "omg what would the neighbours think"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln-lZNpQpW4#t=1m6s

The first bit is kino

>>87807418
Which episode did he say that?

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>>87809215
I actually do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLAzdB1RvTU

Remember when cash machines were new and a point worth advertising?

>>87807158
>>87800337
This is actually a Japanese ad. It was received so well it was used in the US.

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>>87809113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

>>87809302
Incest is a crime in most civilised jurisdictions

It was to keep him out of prison

>>87809580
Are all British people disabled?

>>87809879
The amount people claim in disability benefits, possibly

best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOfy4XHBy_0
based japan

tfw no boi pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2caT4q4Nbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOHAUvbuV4o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOHAUvbuV4o

>>87809930
wtf i've been brainwashed to love my brother now

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>>87809910

>>87809930
>that fucking twist

oh shit son

>>87809580
>photogenic
They look like those braindead kids on that one YouTube channel.
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with the Brits? Is it all over for them?

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>>87809930
>tfw no brother just an annoying brat of a sister
I'm jealous, bros

>>87810225
My baby brother grew up to be a pretty cool guy

Shame I'm such a loser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUVs7vXNZiw
Not even a video games buff desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8aerTyW_rw

I WAS AN ADDICT FOR 12 YEARS

NOW IM NOT

>>87809167
You seem pretty fucking dense when it comes to the black arts of advertising. Tell me, where exactly do you need to fucking go to buy the chocolate? Sinsburys. So you have to go inside the shop. And once in the shop, you have to pass other items in order to get to the chocolate, which are surrounded by advertisements and discounts that makes your simian brain want to buy them.

You strike me as the sort of person who still hasn't understood on as to why the bread and milk aisles in supermarkets are at the back of the store.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlR_fwcU3MU
haha just thought this one was funny imagine if that happened to u lol what a laugh

>>87809052

Wow bro so woke tell me more

>>87810498
And the money for the chocolate still goes to charity.

True horror kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSU4g2wL9Oc

>>87800337
Dogs are shit and babies know it

>>87810571
fuck you canada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTeOz7rsgE

>>87810498
>dude lmao walking past shit in a store means you will inevitably buy it

>>87800337
the title of this video is misleading, i thought the dog was going to be CGI'd into an actual lion

that was shit

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>>87809082
>PUDDI PUDDI was 10 years ago

jdimsa

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>>87810714
you thought it was a joke?

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>>87800337
>>87810639
at first I thought it's gonna be like this

>>87809133
>what is easily the most devastating event in human history
That's WW2 though.

>>87809910
>tfw remembering that BBC show from a few years ago, about a group of people living on post war era benefits, from when the system was just launched
>every episode had a pensioner, someone on disability, and an unemployed person
>the unemployed person was always a fat piece of shit, that had hip, back and knee problems, meaning they were claiming disability as well
>at the end of the episode they got the three together to talk about who, if they pooled all of their benefits together, would deserve all of it
>the pensioner usually said the disabled person, and the disabled person just said they'd rather get the help in getting a job that they would have received in the 50's
>the fat piece of shit always said they should get the money
>never even justified themselves, beyond muh hips, back and knees mean I can't work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JywucazXi_4

>>87807158

My Vietnamese friend has a golden retriever

>>87800873
best part of waking up is incest in your cup?

>>87811103
i enjoy that one more than the other advertisement bullshit.
how long do you guys usually get adds before the movie starts? i get an average of 25 min with a maximum of 40 min so far.

>>87811286

There's trailers but I don't usually show up early enough to see the ads included in the pre-movie "show" or whatever, there's always at least 20 minutes of trailers anyhow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1VCPoN9GI

Will bring a tear to your eye

Legendary commercial coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zfqw8nhUwA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7jkygJ_QNo

>>87811388
>3 mins

This better be worth it

>>87811388
how ironic that Apple did a 1984 commercial

>>87807082
reminds me of that primus video

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You know it /tv/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

>>87800337
Any other LYNCHIAN commercials ITT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h28Kbdfmvbk

>>87811835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMAToK0OG0w

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>>87811774
Its so beautiful

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Can we talk about the worst ad campaign of all time?

>>87800337
Someone post the edit of this where the dad orders a wok instead of a lion mane instead

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I lived in Holland for a few years and they have some of the most fun commercials i have ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkXmE9XGec

>>87811388
Pretty scary how companies have perfected propaganda through commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhHP3hP_0Pg

Bad ideas thread?

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>>87811988

>>87800452
Are you stuck in 2012?

>>87811988
Me on the left

>>87811963
Is that fucking Norm MacDonald?

Oh, the fucking irony.

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At least we can all agree this is the best trailer for a game ever. It also was played as a commercial so it is the most kino commercial ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr7y4SLhck

>>87812183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-AFlHsXc3w

This ad alone made me buy an Xbox 360

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic51_JTRx8I

>>87812248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1a-NSFGzo0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWpLL8Z_yhc

>>87800632
kill yourself dog eater

I never liked this version because it became the go-to post whenever this commercial is brought up and people forget about the absolute kino directors cut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hYoEmAo5BY

>>87812444
Bit late senpai

>>87812444

Was referring to >>87809207

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyhffiG6gPg

>>87812477
>he didnt even watch it
pleb

>>87800873
original = movie
>>87809207
extended cut = flick
87812444
the director's cut = true kino

>>87801060
Are whites lemonade?

>>87812218
>>87812183

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2DolfI8a1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr-DKyAVU34

The Witcher 3 had GOAT trailers and advertisements.

>>87812828
>that fucking griffin fight had to be easy because it had to match the trailer

>>87800337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Q72qYWxKQ

This gets me erry time senpai

>>87810591
>not posting the Scorsese version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etcb-uVcZO0

>>87812953
That works perfectly

>>87810512
"X-Change: Key Fob Edition" commercial

It's not exactly kino but dem production values.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pblj3JHF-Jo

>>87800552
nice

>>87801878
what the fuck did Head On even do?

>>87810571
Holy shit that was amazing. My heart is still beating fast.

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>>87809323
This past year's Batsu games.

It's about a minute in.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k3xyymgT6hv4a7mSWdD

>>87811388
>>87811635
>walled garden
O the irony

As a big Nick Drake and overall music fan I'm a a little embarrassed to admit this commercial turned me on to him, but fuck it. It's an amazing commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-kqUkZnDcM

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>>87811988

>>87807728
>dislikes and comments disabled
Oy vey

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https://youtu.be/xoOG32BXuvQ

https://youtu.be/ZtMm0swu5i8

https://youtu.be/UfWTQA6QPk4

https://youtu.be/_tjYoKCBYag

Saved the best for last

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>loli
>heels
>I like anal choker

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Anyone have that Sprite ad that includes the line a drink "will not make me more attractive to the opposite sex, though I wish it would"

It was in the 90s

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>>87800535

>>87800923
>>87801051
>>87801294
>>87807017
>>87808387
>>87811139
>being this insecure about a brother-sister relationship
ask me how i know you're all sex obsessed 16 year olds

>>87814378
goddamnit, thanks for this *sneaks off to go rub one off*
hehe, hey guys im back what did i miss

>>87812218
a rare great game ad max comfy senpai

>>87800337
But japs don't have kids.

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THEY CALL IT THE REMAINDER

EATS SPICY GOODNESS

ANOTHER SCORCHER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8cG3AZjaD8

>>87808574
Retards enjoy watching retards act retarded
simple as

>>87800873
Goddamn Japan stop influencing the americans

https://youtu.be/1hYEKXE-4d0

Sexiest commercial ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4pqFKJaxkQ

Still convinced this ad campaign saved saved the PS3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYeVSEmOLsQ

>>87800736
Why are men the kino gender?

>>87800337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE
Help me with something /tv/.
Who was the target group for this ad?
And why am I seeing it in the Balkans where niggers are extremely rare?

>>87811103

I can't take my eyes from the guy's ass and i'm not even gay.

>>87814868
There's definitely some sexy vibes coming through, it's probably just because the actors ended up fucking by the time they shot it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-3HEyR-c3M

>>87815840
uno

>>87813522
It was supposed to be like a soothing balm, wasn't it?

Another hot one, coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVsL_G5kl9Y

>>87811774
K I N O

>>87813522
Nothing.
It's a homeopathic headache "remedy".

>>87816845
T H I C C

>>87815674
get that youtube tier post out of here

>>87816931
check this one out, then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuIXFuwLb2s

>>87809930
I didn't come here for this
Jesus fucking christ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98csmw88IWE