PAN NICE AND LOVECRAFTIAN

>>87797832
stop

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>>87797832
Is this a thread about things that are lovecraftian?

>>87797940
HEAD

NICE AND HOT

>>87797940
PAN

NICE AND SNEED

>>87797832
now we add a pinch of EAR SHATTERING FART NOISE

woah that scene was totally.... lovecraftian??? Oh my godd (not that he's real ;) ) i loooooooveeeee epically above your comphrebension elder god! so fucking epic, the human brain can't even see these things! fucking epic tentacle! Can anyone reckoned some LOVECRAFTIAN eldrid movies? fucking love science and elder god so fucking epic pickle rick

>>87799471
Autist.

>>87797832
SYNTHESIS

NICE AND DARING

>>87799552
h-he's making fun of me... h-he must be autistic...

>>87799552
No you're the humourless autist

>>87799471
The fact that you had to put in time and effort to type like that when there are people who actually type like that with no hesitation scares me.

>>87797832
is lovecraftian the new Kafkaesque?

>>87799826
lovecraftian is the new kino

>>87797832
Kafkaesque

>>87799725
>>87799737
the power of the spectrum

>>87799826
kafkaesque is to lovecraftian what big is to CIA

>>87799826
No. It's one anon posting all the threads.

>>87799742
>>87799552
t.salty lovecraft fag

>>87799881
>l-lovecraft is so fucking epic! i-it's literally AUTISTIC to make fun of, because I like it
wew

>>87797832
>Gordon has locked himself inside the Mountains of Madness

>>87797832
now rinse it in with a finger full of kafkaesque and finalize it with a slice of lynch.

>>87799826
When will we get Kafkacraftian ?

>>87799471
fucking kek like omg this is so true absolutely lovecraftian post for lovecraftian people.

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ITT: we lovecraftian up some hot films
Instead of "love actually" how about "lovecraft actually" hahahahaha

>>87799471
I TURNED MYSELF INTO AN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION MORTY! IM LOVECRAFTIAN RIIIICKKK

>>87799826
a love letter to george orwellian

>>87800041
fucking LOL and upvote for the epic funnies. fucking adore lovecraft cthulu

is pennywise lovecraftian? asking for a friend

>>87800041
only literal retards didn't get the obvious lovecraftian and cthulu references in this movie I definitely recommend a rewatch if you didn't get it.

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>when you find out that Yeb is a Great Old One

Damn guys, like imagine cosmic horror like o my god!!

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>>87800041
>>87800079
I made it le Lovecraftian XD

>>87798888
Hey now

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hand over the cultists, Colbert

is cosmic horror... dare i say... red pilled???

>Throw a stick, and the servile /pol/tard wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a /tv/ patrician, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement.

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>>87800313
lol

Someone post the 4 panel ms paint comic of the copypasta

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>a Kubrickian love letter to ear shattering Orwellian fart noise

>>87800375
truly a lynchaen post

>>87800420
lynchcraftian

>>87800358

Hmmm, that REALLY made me think

>>87800420
Spoken like a true Whedonite

Sticking tentacles on something doesn't make it lovecraftian you brainlet fucks. Cosmic horror in the patrician's choice.
>>87800153
No his motivations can be understood which is a major part of what makes lovcraftian horror.

>>87800486
Where is Lynchian

>>87800486
Positively Kafcraftickellian

CUNNY

NICE AND BALD

why arent there more lovecraftian movies?

>>87800503
Pretty lazy plot device. "Y-you can't comprehend why anythings happening!"

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>>87800503
>Sticking tentacles on something doesn't make it lovecraftian you brainlet fucks.

>>87800486
>no dickensian

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>>87800516
somewhere in this kino infopic

>>87800503
love actually is cosmic horror I recommend watching it.

>>87800313
10/10 would watch on lovecrafts birthday

>>87800546
>Pretty lazy plot devic
Yes very, but it usually isn't part of the main plot or doesn't matter. You might not be able to understand what motivates Cthulhu but you can understand what motivates the cultists.

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>this thread

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>>87799053

Fuck off

Anyone here seen king jack 2015? It has a lovecraftian feel to it. The twist is absolutely mindblowing.

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>Villeneuvian

>>87799471
Genius rebuke

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What are some Lovecraftian kino snacks?

>>87797832
>Lovecraft


Lovecraft was a white loser writer who wrote for low-quality magazines.

Nothing he wrote can be compared to works by modern authors.

The only fans of this mediocre are edgy and lonely semi-illiterate boys and racist right-wingers.

THE HORRIBLE, SPONGE-LIKE, PALE ATROCITY.

mother fucker lol

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>>87799673

>>87800696
Well he'll be remembered for all of time as the father of the genre. What will you be remembered for anon? Your shitpost?

>>87797832
a daring synthesis

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>>87800711
>my brain could not grasp the horrors of such a tremendous sight: the revolting visage of Maisie Williams was cast upon the screen, and all I could do was cry, like a baby in front of a falcon ready to snatch him

>>87800752
I guess nobody is ever allowed to criticise well known people now

>>87800696
>t. butthurt shitskin

>>87800878
>absolutely BTFO
>I-it's just c-criticism

>>87799902
how else do you think memes start

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>>87800845
>i cannot say with utter certainty what it was that claimed my dearest joanna, but i do say that the utmost of heresies was borne that night. The tubular and irrational, mortifying and yammering scream that distorted my senses. That day, the scream had done something unripe to me. My emotions have been freed from my worm-eaten heart, free to leave my gnashing fetid web of discord behind, to brood for my days, and slay that mindless blasphemy in the North.

>>87800752
doesn't make his criticism any less valid, Lovecraft is for plebs, he's an overglorified stpehen king

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>>87800986

>>87797832

based lovecraftian poster

>>87800575
Fucking delete this garbage image

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>>87800711
>THAT DEGENERATE, ICHOROUS, SINEWY, OVERGROWN PUSTULE!!

>>87797832
A daring synthesis

This garbage is still up but the slammed dogos thread got deleted

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>>87800320

>>87800942
>that is BTFOing me
>not just completely childish retard arguments
Don't ever insult hitler because he will be remembered and you wont

>>87801159
>weird fixation with dog breed thread #1000000
>actually funny OC

>>87801344
Lol pan Hot hilarious

>>87801159
literally lovecraftian with a dash of rowlingesque

>>87797832
Finally, lovecraftian getting the right sort of attention

Anybody recommend me movies woth lovecraftian elements preferrably incorporatian lynchian components it would definitely blow my mind.

What are some lovecraftian sitcoms?

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>movie trailer
>WHAT IF SNEED WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Sneed rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018

>movie
>opening shot is Sneed rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Sneed destroying a Chuck's
>ending is Sneed standing over the newly christened feed and seed roaring at the sky

How would /tv/ react?

>>87801380
>reeee i'm so autistic I literally dedicate hours of my life here to sperging out over issues with dogs nobody cares about

>>87801584
Star Wars Episode 1: the Phantom Menace

>>87801584
Transformers: Age of Extinction

What started this whole retardation? Can someone link me to the thread?

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>>87801584
Clash of the Titans

>>87797832
Could Gordon Ramsey turn Cthulhu into Calamari fritti? And how would they taste?

>>87799826
what is the most kafkaesque lovecraftian kino and why is it possesion? Just look at the socks and maybe you'll understand. I recommend watching the movie twice at 4x speed for the thematics and then once at 1/2th speed to truly take in the nuance of the imagery. Having watched the film on repeat for the last 3 years there are still secrets within it which escape me.

I've also been playing it via projector a frame at a time on my living room wall over that period i feel like I may be getting closer.

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>>87801655
Its making fun of people who would use "Lovecraftian" and "Kafkaesque" to describe things. Possibly to seem smart. It eventually became a meme.

HOLY SHIT IS THIS A
MOTHERFUCKING
LOVECRAFT REFERENCE?!??11

>>87801773
ia ia

>>87801655

Heres a post from 2013 featuring the lovecraftian meme. Can anyone dig up anything earlier?

http://4chandata.org/x/Does-anyone-have-a-good-torrent-link-to-the-short-film-AM1200-I039ve-wanted-to-see-that-particular-film-for-a-while-now-Also-let03-a349532

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>tfw the more modern meme writer to be referenced in other media is Stephen King

>>87801778
>>87801889
But why has it been spammed to hell since yesterday?

I love how bootyblasted all the 'cosmic horror' nerdos are getting over these threads.

>>87801633
Ree pan Hot reeee

>>87801947
thats just memes. It might have been imported from /lit/ a few years ago

>>87797832
best thread of 2017


Meta but it says things, nasty things about that board. And about Life. But with humor.

You're like the new DFW senpai

>>87801584
Cloverfield

I hate this fucking place.

>>87799471
kek

>>87802188
Division of Fisheries and Wildlife?

>>87801947
because I've been spamming the ear shattering fart noise Cthulhu pasta for weeks

>>87802188
Agreed, it's a truly wallacian thread

ONION

IN

>>87801776
heh

>>87801778
This. All the pseudos on this board that think cosmic horror is the pinnacle of sophistication deserve to be openly mocked.

Summer is fucking over, why are these shitty memes still hanging around

>>87802500
>he fell for the summer meme
lol

>>87802500
Bro, it's been years and we still get constant 'what did he mean by this?' threads every day. /tv/ never lets go of memes.

>>87802539
Correction: /tv/ never lets go of lazy zero effort memes. Good ones like Vince posting fall by the wayside because it actually requires some effort and creativity.

>>87802704
I liked Vince posting but I felt like I wasn't very good at it

he was a good meme

>>87802728
/tv/ has definitely gotten lazy as fuck with their memes. Sneed and party rockers were the most popular memes of the summer and produced zero good OC. The only good greentext meme we have right now is the no singles policy/movie theater stories.

>>87802704
Vinceposting comes back every now and then, it's not completely dead

Where's my kafkaesque virgin lovecraftian chad image I just posted it a minute ago . . .

>>87801081
idunno anon some of them fit better than others but some of them fit

>>87801778
It's specifically making fun of pseuds who use the terms without fully understanding them. E.g. people who use the word Lovecraftian despite not having any knowledge of Lovecraft's work beyond 'dude Cthulu and tentacles lmao'

>>87803014
Oh wow lol, I want to see that

>>87800575
What is this image even trying to say?

>>87800688
distilled despair from the heart of men locked away for schizophrenic insanity with some crab claws over an AMC theater anvil

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>>87803114
It's reddit garbage, just like those 'minimalist' posters they churn out

>>87801586
Everybody Loves Nyarlathotep. His wife is always nagging him !

>>87800575
Is brakhage loss?

>>87802819
>he didn't pickle rock
not very lovecraftian of you anon

>>87802539
>Bro, it's been years and we still get constant 'what did he mean by this?' threads every day. /tv/ never lets go of memes.
what did he mean by this?
>>87802500
>>87802704
Now that the dust has settled who was in the wrong here?

>>87801947
What if the internet became lovecraftian?

>>87803150
>The Butthurt Locker

>>87799471
>putting this much effort into a post

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What are some StarCraftian movies ?

>>87804554
Attack of the Clones

>>87797832
The funniest thing about this meme is that nothing on screen is actually Lovecraftian.

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>>87805900

>>87802819
>Sneed and party rockers were the most popular memes of the summer and produced zero good OC.
The sneed couch gag is the best /tv/ OC I've seen since the plane crash. kys

>>87802704
Honestly Vince posting will always keep returning once in a while.

>>87806043
well I just came back last night.

>>87799826
Maybe if stupid kids playing Bloodborne would shut up about their action game being lovecraftian, the meme would've died out.

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>>87799471
Best post I've read today.

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>>87802704
>tfw to dum too vincepost

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>>87801778
uhh you don't get to touch the meat, ma'am

I'm gone less than 24 hours and you drooling retards force the shit out of another retarded meme. Hope you faggots enjoy your ban.

>>87803208
Remember that episode where Nyarlathotep cuts his own cock off to win an argument with his wife?

>>87807726
retard

>>87804554
Aliens and Starship Troopers are the first two.

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What are some C'thunian movies?

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pls explain lovecraftin so i can get involved in this hot new meme

>>87809555
tentacle horror

>>87797832
You can see all those neckbeards who think cosmic horror is "patrician" or smart getting butthurt at the meme becuase they are scared their precious Lovecraft might become more of a meme and a joke then he already is. This post >>87800503 is embarrasing.

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>>87809492
A few come to mind...

>>87809555
see
>>87801778

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Oh you want some Lovecraftian shit?

>>87811574
Has Ja/ck/ been cooking Mi-Go again?

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>>87797832
>there will never be a movie presented only as a shitty romantic comedy with 0 inclination that's a horror film in the trailers that turns out to be an NC-17 mindfuck gorefest where 10 minutes into the film the couple gets massacred as a sacrifice to an elder god

>>87800053
This would actually be a good episode

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>>87799673

>>87797832
>Lovecraftian is another thing taken and ruined by Redditors
Kill me Pete.

MEME
NICE AND FORCED

>>87811930
Seriously speaking now, if someone actually did that wouldn't they get sued for false advertising or something?

>>87797832
>>87797940
>/tv/ has unironically turned into reddit
Why.

>>87813628
Well Mother! presented itself as a horror movie, and turned out to be an artsy film, and look how bad they're doing.

Is braaaposting Lovecraftian or Kafkaesque?