What's the best movie snack?

Sour Patch Kids

>>87794013
for me it's crab legs

>>87794013
Ribs.

>>87794013
Smors
Not all theaters have fire pits though

Big hard cock with lost of cum

Popcorn :^)

>>87794013
Granny Smith apples for scifi
Pringles for comedy
Choctop for rom com
Sandwiches for Historical dramas/biopics since they dont make too much noise

>>87794054
Sounds messy

>>87794032
shit>>87794040
good

>>87794013
Buncha Crunch. Crunch bars are shit, too much chocolate compared to the rice.

>>87794013
Don't eat food in the cinema you fucking animals.

>>87795394
I thought this was in your own home

>>87794013

candy necklaces, so you can let people in front know when they are ruing your movie experience

How do you guys drink at the theaters? Do you chug a flask in the bathroom or what?

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>>87794013

Your mom's pussy.

>>87794054
Unironically this. I make the best spicy popcorn.

>>87795693
just sip some good ol moonshine from a sprite bottle

>>87795693
?
just drink normally

>>87795768
This, you think they got sniffer dogs in the theater looking for people who sneak in booze? And who is going to NARC on you for doing it during a movie, come on.

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going with your girlfriend and snuggling against her while she got some candy in her pockets and share it with you

>>87795747
Spicy is best
But what flavor?

>>87795849
chili powder and a little salt

>>87795810
I had a friend who took pleasure in tattling on people. Also a lot of my friends are straightedges. I get a thrill out of keeping my boozing a secret.

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>>87795832

>I need to use a girl to smuggle my candy in

Loser.

>>87795832
>sharing my sweets
the only candy bitch gets is my dick

>>87795832
>this
>girl
Does she smuggle candy in her boipussy too?

>>87795953
when a sex scene comes on it's fun to sneak your hand over to your bro's crotch and squeeze on it. just know a head of time that he's not going to beat the shit out of you.

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>>87794013
Whole grain bread with salad and tomatoes and turkey slices.

>>87795832
she look like she got fucked by her older brother and loved it ;^(

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>>87795919

>not using a top hat to smuggle in a 5 lb rotisserie chicken

Get on my level, plebs.

>>87795905
>I had a friend who took pleasure in tattling on people. Also a lot of my friends are straightedges.
What a bunch of assholes

>>87795693
I just drink whatever they sell you fucking child

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>>87795693
it's dark, man just do it in your seat.

hide nips in your shoe or cup

>>87794013
Is this poopy?

How do you guys smoke in the theaters? Do you light up a little one in the back of the theater or what?

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>>87795693

Go to a white theater where they don't frisk you at the door, Jamal.

Pork Rinds

>>87796335
When I lived with my parents I smoked right before entering, now I just smoke at home right before leaving.

I like how every theatre sells their tickets online these days so you don't even need to go to the counter high.

>>87794013
An apple. It is simple, it doesn't require any utensils, it doesn't need a package.

>>87796432
leaves behind a slimy carcass though.

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>>87796277
you racist fuck!

>ctrl + f
>'water'
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Water

>>87795473
personally like JUJUBees more but also good

>>87796335
>>87796387
smoke addicts are so pitiful

>>87796569
I was going to post that because it's literally the only snack I ever take to the theatre but I didn't want to deal with a bunch of fat burgers trigger-(you)ing me.

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>>87794013
Do you sneak in snacks or are you stupid enough to buy them from the cinema for 3 times their price?

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>>87796495

>not crunching an apple during the quiet parts
>not throwing the core at the villain during the climactic showdown

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>>87796616
>>87796569
>water is a snack

>>87795832
DELET THIS!!!!!

>>87796495
real men eat it whole

>>87796646
snacks are edible things, right? water is the only edible thing I take with me to a movie theatre save for the emergency oats I always keep in my backpack. I don't understand the concept of a movie requiring unhealthy foods to be enjoyable, but then again I don't watch capeshit.

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>>87796753
so you eat water?

>>87796788
eat
verb
1. to take into the mouth and swallow for nourishment;

sure

>>87796788
Frozen water can be chewed and thus eaten

>>87796753
>emergency oats
Are these a derivative of activated almonds or what

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>>87796819
you don't eat liquids, anon, you drink them!

>>87796862
no they're just regular oats in an old vitamin pill bottle

>>87796864
But that doesn't mean liquids can't be food, like you eat ketchup but it's not a solid
Hell if you wanted to get pissy you could make the argument that chewing food turns into a semi-solid anyway, when was the last time you swallowed a piece of food whole?
'Eat' has gotten pretty semantically narrow in modern English but it can mean more than just solid food

>>87796997
Sup Mulder

>>87796575
They aren't talking about tobacco you fucking loser

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Usually they have a jar similar to this right at the counter so I like to get a jar or two when I see a movie.

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>>87796616
>I'm scared to post what I want cause people are gonna be mean to me

Holy shit why are you such a pussy?

>>87794013
who /beefjerkyshakedintoyourpopcorn/ master race here?

>>87797078
Why did you assume he was talking about tobacco?

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Crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery butter finger bb's of course.

>>87794071

>Choosing food based on how much noise it makes

This is autism

>>87795693
>Feel the need to smuggle booze into a movie theater
Either your taste in movies is so shit that you have to be drunk to appreciate them or you have a problem with drinking. You drink what they have or pour a large amount of pure vodka into a water bottle and place it in your jacket or something. No one's gonna question you drinking a clear liquid in a dark movie theater.

>>87796538
that's fucking hilarious

>>87797164
Ah "pure" vodka mmmmm

>>87797117
I agree with you wholeheartedly on principle but this wasn't a matter I found worth the effort of replying like I am right now and regretting it.

>>87796495
>apple
Biodegradable

>>87795693
I drink Monster Import (monster energy drink with a resealable can), and I drink a bit of it and put vodka in it. I can either get buzzed or smashed depending on how much I put in.

>>87797240
nah bro I understand. fuck that guy

>>87796575
>dumb frogposter

>>87797292
I dont know how people can drink that energy drink shit. Tastes so nasty. I'd rather use an energy shot, I find it works better.

>>87797267
True, but you have to find a place to put it in or hold it in your hand, it's not like the theatre floor is a compost (at least where I live).

>>87797292
>buzzed or smashed
>one 500ml can
>only partly filled with vodka
Why can't burgers handle alcohol?

>>87797443
>tfw half of a 750ml bottle of vodka would get me wasted a few years ago
>now after a whole bottle I just feel pleasantly drunk
how do you make the alcoholism stop bros

>>87797532
Lose weight and drink less. I lost a bunch of weight in the past few years and stopped drinking as much and these days it doesn't cost a fucking fortune to drink anymore.

That being said last friday I drank 750ml of vodka at home before continuing to a party where I drank a few beers before continuing to a club where I drank more beer and was pleasantly drunk without being obnoxious the whole evening. Smoking about 1.5g of weed probably helped though.

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>>87795693
I can't enjoy watching movies when I'm drunk.

>>87797443
>burgers
kek, I'm a South African-Australian. Quite far from a burger

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>>87797651
>hanging out with friends
>drinking, cracking jokes, laughing, playing music and having a good time
>"DUDE WE SHOULD WATCH LORD OF THE RINGS RIGHT NOW!"

M&Ms

>>87797744
OP asked for best movie snacks, not flick snacks

>>87797697
Anglos*

>>87795693
>wear camelbak underneath jacket
>have it filled with bourbon and cola
No ushers checking for outside food at my local cinema, feelsgoodman.

>>87797851
Afrikaners are Germanic, not Anglo you yuropor

>toasties
>black pudding
>crisps
>popcorns
>M&Ms
>white chocolate
>water

here's my go-to list for kinematic marathons

>>87797871
genius
once you're done drinking you could use it without having to go to the bathroom and missing out

>>87797973
Literally the only reason I don't drink or go drunk into the threatre. In 27 years I haven't taken a bathroom break in a cinema and I don't plan on starting.

>>87796952
Water's not a food, it's a nutrient

>>87794013
Eating while watching a movie is barbarian. I only do it when I watch stuff that doesn't really interest me.

sneeds

>>87798104
>I only do it when I watch stuff that doesn't really interest me
why are you watching it then?

>>87797143
>weed
>addiction

Choose one

>>87794013
I'd rather vape. But that would piss a lot of people off and I don't have severe autism so no can do.

>>87794013
Popcorn with a box of rasinettes and whoppers dumped in it.
Usually I go to the movies early in the morning so I just bring a thermos of good coffee.

>>87798123
FEED AND SEED

One box of swedish fish, one king size bag of almond M&M's and a can of Kodiak and sometimes some long lasting hard candy like Jolly Ranchers or Lifesavers(I have a pretty bad oral fixation)

>>87798181
Only 15 year old redditors deny the addictiveness of marijuana.
t. regular smoker of 10+ years, not blaming addiction for it though

>>87798181
>taking his comment literally

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>how to get to watch the movie all alone 101

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>>87798002
>tfw want to have a drink or two during a movie for a slight buzz but bladder is so small I feel like I'm about to burst halfway through the movie so most of the time stick with a non alcoholic drink

>>87796206
>hide nips in your shoe or cup
Depends. If you have plastic cups at the theater you're fine. You've got to be careful if its a wax paper cup though, booze will eat through it if the proof is high enough.
Usually I just slam a beer or two in the car in the parking lot before I go in. It's the perfect amount to give me a little buzz, but you'll be sober enough to drive by the time the movie lets out.
A hip flask is always convenient too. I usually use mine for concerts, festivals, or camping, but its seen the inside of a few theaters.

>>87798207
I've got a littlevape pen that doen't give off an obnoxious hipster amount of smoke. You can hide it in your hand while taking a drag, and if you let it out under your shirt literally no one will see or smell anything.

>>87794013
popcorn flavored jelly bellies.

>implying I would risk getting send to the popcorn mines just so I can eat something during a movie

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>>87798835
just snare someone's falcon early in the movie. It's a dick move I guess, but what else are you going to do?