Sigh.

She was scared of literal bats in Empire Strikes Back.

>>87789669
>maybe if I continue to white knight for her, her ghost will want me or any female for that matter
how sad

>>87789669
what?
he is right.
Carrie herself answered the question "what did you think about being enslaved in a bikini?" with "i broke free and killed that slimy slug"

>>87789669
I mean, she was in distress, but he's not wrong about being proactive as soon as she got out of jail

>me & Han
uhh

How did Hamill manage to unJUST himself and reJUST himself so quickly?

>>87789669
okk how about when she was raped by darth vader and a black semen syringe droid

SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT STAR WARS. IT WAS A SHITTY MOVIE 40 YEARS AGO. WHO THE FUCK CARES. WHY VIRTUAL SIGNAL SOMETHING A FUCKING CHARACTER WRITTEN BY A MAN DID IN A SCENE FROM A SHITTY MOVIE FROM 40 YEARS AGO.

WHY SPEND ALL YOUR FREE TIME LIVING IN THE HEY DAY OF THOSE MOVIES YOU DID 40 YEARS AGO?

YOU'RE NOT LUKE SKYWALKER. YOUR AN OLD MAN. CARRIE FISCHER ISN'T A PRINCESS. SHE WAS A DRUG ADDICT WHO SNORTED HER WAY INTO AN EARLY GRAVE.

JUST STOP.

STOP TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS.

>>87790036
Mark would get all the pussy he wants

i wonder if mark remembers getting friend zoned by that junkie whore too while harrison ford face fucked her until cocaine tears dropped out her eyes and he licked them off her face along with her runny mascara .

>>87790267
maybe 30 years ago

he's trying to say that Rey and Rose are shitty forced characters

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>>87790252
Your an excitable fellow aren't you.

>>87789669
He's right though. Leia wasn't about damsel in distress, she had agency and a fighting spirit. She also wasn't inexplicably hypercompetent at everything she tried and didn't suck the dramatic tension out of every scene she was in.

I love Star Wars. I honestly do. But I laugh whenever I think that this man literally gave 20 million dollars of his own money to Hillary Clinton's failed presidential campaign.

He probably thought if she won he would be invited to the White House.

>>87790429
Fuck I read that in his voice

>>87789669

Hamil is in an eternal struggle with Adam Savage to see who can be the biggest SJW faggot.

>help me obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope
Uh, okay then.

>>87790478
jesus christ he did. that's hilarious. cunt could've paid for 200 black transgender refugees to go to college with that.

>the actors that were immortalised in Star Wars will forever now have also existed as Twitter shitposters in the year 2017 whining about President Drumpf

>>87790478
is hamill really that rich

>>87790548
this

>>87789669
New Hope still fails the Bechdel test you dumb niggers

>>87789669
He is right
the whole character of leia is being an unusual princess. She is political, rebel and a warrior.

And this come from someone who hate SJW, but c´mon, this is like you never watched SW.

>>87790478
lol

>>87790617
star wars royalties plus voice acting gigs and the royalties for those...

>>87790267
Carrie only banged harrison

>>87790617
He literally gave her his entire paycheck from TFA

>>87790643
Jew on jew sex is the way it should be anyhow
Mark is white

>>87790478
>20 million dollars of his own money to Hillary Clinton's failed presidential campaign

You're joking. Seriously?

Does he have some kind of undiagnosed mental illness or something?

>>87790711

He is a cuck. Lay off.

>>87790666
Is paul simon a heeb?

>>87790502
>Ec-shite-able

>>87790478
How is that allowed? I thought there are limits for campaign donations?

>>87790741
That goes beyond cuck behavior.

He's either insanely stupid or actually insane.

>>87790819

well liberalism IS a mental disorder

>>87790478
That's not true. As much if a faggot he is, it wasn't his own money. It was 15 million, and it was money he raised

>>87789669
What's the problem? He's right. Don't see why modern feminists sometimes love shitting on old feminist icons.

>>87790478
Jesus Christ. Even if you really didn't want Trump in office, that 20mil could've contributed to actual change.

>>87790508
Hamil hasn't said anything nearly as bad as Savage.

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>>87790630

>>87790478
He was doing the right thing.

Fuck tRump

>>87791026
Wow, how will drumpf ever recover? I bet you're a disgusting greasy beaner

>it's an alt right dweeb whines about every stupid thing he ever sees on the internet episode
>again

>>87791049
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DO MEXICAN PEOPLE EXIST ;(((((
Back to POL idiot

>>87790548
She wasn't asking him to save her. She was asking him to deliver a droid to her dad so that her dad could deliver it to the Rebels, and only because she got caught.

>>87791065
Post the image so we can reverse search it and show the class the 142 other times you posted it

>>87791078
You don't own this board you subhuman spic

>>87791123
Cry harder poldditor, this board would've supported hillary if it wasnt for nazi fucks like you

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>>87789669
new internet rule: if pics exist, we can build sex robot of her

It's like poetry, knoe, like it rhymes.

>>87791078
/tv/ is whites only

>>87791165
GO HOME NAZI

>>87790630
Yeah, this. Was the point of Leia's character, it isn't like all strong female characters have to suck. Still, the way Hamill wrote that tweet was cringe.

>>87791003
This guy is also a faggot.

>>87791145
That's right, and don't you forget it you wetback shitskin beaner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ajsr5RwOTE

>>87789669
And, tellingly, Leia was a fictional character.

Back in reality Carrie Fisher was a terrible drug addict who needed to be baby sat. #realwomen

>>87791218
GO HOME NAZI

>star wars
A refurbished Star Wars is on somewhere or everywhere. I have no intention of revisiting any galaxy. I shrivel inside each time it is mentioned. Twenty years ago, when the film was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boy’s eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guessed that one day they would explode.

“I would love you to do something for me,” I said.

“Anything! Anything!” the boy said rapturously.

“You won’t like what I’m going to ask you to do,” I said.

“Anything, sir, anything!”

“Well,” I said, “do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?”

He burst into tears. His mother drew himself up to an immense height. “What a dreadful thing to say to a child!” she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.

What's the problem with this, exactly?

Leia in A New Hope is a strong female character done right, like Ripley in the Alien movies. It was not a cringy and forced portrayal of girl power. She was an assertive fireplug that was charismatic and interesting. Not all examples of strong women in movies are SJW shit, you massive retards.

Stop being obsessed with identity politics, fags.

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Leia didn't have to dress like a boy, be an angry unlikeable cunt and a Mary sue to be strong.

How come Leia, Ripley and Sarah Connor are better female characters than anything created in the SJW era? How do self-declared feminists and female writers get female characters so consistently wrong?

>>87791261
ummmm... he probably is at home.
That's where most people browse the internet from

(most white people anyway)

>>87791276
Sir Alec was bitter because George killed him off in the first movie. Unlike the urban legend, it's George who made the decision, and Alec was pissed

>>87791293
>be an angry unlikeable cunt

This is what always bothers me the most about TFA. Why is Rey such an unlikable cunt to literally everyone in the film? She really is a detestable bitch.

>>87789669
Mark has reached the "I'm going to be super nice to everyone and like everything until I die so people will remember the good things after I'm gone from this world, just in case I fuck up once and the Internet crucifies me and I'm blacklisted on everyone's eyes for as long as humanity exists" phase of his life.

>>87791261
You go home too. Mack to meh hee koh.

>>87791026
This but unironically

>>87790478
I will never forget Clinton's "May the force be with you" in the democrat presidental debates.

>>87790478
You literally just made that up.

>>87789669
He's right

>>87791078
>WHY DO MEXICAN PEOPLE EXIST

It's a fair grievance, to be quite honest.

>>87791366
You're absolutely right. Everyone his age knows that if they express an honest opinion they were raised to believe in they will be destroyed.

You have two choices: signal hyper fucking hard with really empty cuck platitudes about race and gender, or go totally dark like James Woods.

>>87791386
How does that stack up against "Pokemon Go to the polls" and "I ain't no ways tired"?

>>87791422
Why do they exist outside of Mexico?
Because the democratic party needed to import a new voting bloc is why.

>>87789669
this is why I always liked Star Trek more

oh wait, fuck.

>>87789669
He's right tho

>>87790478
i loved the orginal series

Since then the fanbase has been intolerable since the prequels

Fuck the New series to death

>>87791432
>or go totally dark like James Woods
Are you fucking kidding?

>>87791460
Correct.

It's ironic that the democrats need foreigners to keep their party and ideas afloat. The republicans are just as bad though because they want them for the cheap labor.

>>87791078
>why do mexican people exist
Good question actually, does the discarded fuck trash of spaniards in the new world truly have the right to exist as an independent nation state?
I think not, make Mexico Spain again

>>87791356
Yes, and despite that, everyone likes her instantly, even people who never saw her. Leia immediately hugs her as if she was her daughter or something. Absolute Mary Sue fan fiction.

>>87789713
admittedly they were big fuckin' SPACE BATS.

>>87791671
>spaniards fuck the shit out of all the native qts to the point that native qts no longer exist and they unleashed an entire new race on central and south America
>French fill the caribbean up with literally millions of Africans and exploit the shit out of them
>Anglos quietly build a huge and very functional country with relatively little rape or exploitation and only one major internal conflict
>Spanish and French finally bail on all the shitty barely functional hedonism preserves they flimsily propped up
>we now have to contend with illegal immigrants and countless potentially dangerous failed states near us that constantly need our help with shit, on top of working harder with a lower quality of life than western europeans, and maintaining a fuckhuge military to ensure global peace
W-were we the cucks all along guys?

At least it's harder for Muslims to get here right?

>>87790617
Star Wars and Batman. How could he not be rich?

>>87790181
ya

>>87790196
Because the poser of social media forced him to

>>87791293
The collar doesn't match the cuffs! Reeeeeeeeeeeee

He honestly feels like hes talking to a child jesus christ

>>87791546
kek

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>>87789669
>Never fucked young Fisher even if he could
>Never fucked Tara Strong between her huge tiddies even if he could

Literal NU-male

>>87790654
Oh fuck. So he climbed a mountain and said no dialogue for free?

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>>87791436

She just can't turn it off.

>>87790478
When you work for a living and are successful you can spend it how you want. Interesting, huh?
Sorry your part time gig at Home Depot didn't let you donate as much to le orange fascist man.

>>87793968
But where's the Harry Potter references?

>>87790214
and didn't talk.

Get tortured, resist hard.

>>87790267
if he wasnt such a cuck

>>87789669

>i will never suckle on prime carrie fisher's breasts

honestly whats the point in living

serious question
was leia raped at jabbas place?

>>87789669
she did it in feminine believable way

she was a classic strong woman, not the fake alpha bitches of today

i really believe jews are matriarchal

>>87790478
I masturbate whenever I see that pic of Joss Whedon donating increasing sums to her campaign, ending in what looks like the rest of the money in the account

>>87794799
>i really believe jews are matriarchal
It's a matter of fact, not something you need to believe.

>>87789669
Is anyone else concerned about the way that Mark Hamill talks/speaks about Star Wars?

The way he talks, it's like he genuinely thinks he's luke skywalker.

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>>87789669
I'm willing to bet he's contractually obliged to peddle this stupid dogshit.

>>87789669
Why did the left co-opt "geek" culture? Is it a consumer thing? I don't really see it happening soon to games though.

>>87795113
yes because he's doing so well for himself recently without star wars clearly he's being forced

>>87795261
>Why did the left co-opt "geek" culture?
... are you under the impression that it belonged to the right at any point in time?

>>87791276
>“Well,” I said, “do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?”

The fact that he said that and is adamantly proud of it is reason to consider him a jerk. Were he genuinely concerned about the boy, he would have gently cautioned him from becoming too obsessed with Star Wars and encouraged him to branch out. But instead he just decided to be a dick.

It makes for good pasta though.

>>87795312
Honestly it's understandable, it became his career defining role and he thought it sucked. Also there was an interview with the boy and he says the story is very overblown, it wasn't as unkind as the biography made out

>>87790757
not for the clinton family lol

>>87790466
This anon gets it.

>>87789669
He's objectively right, though. And I am not a leftist by any means. Leia was a badass revolutionary leader, especially in the Eps IV and V, and it didn't take 6 months of promo before the movie's release to convince people of it. Just presented as matter-of-fact in good films with good storytelling.

>>87790252
Have your amygdala checked immediately.

>>87789669
>Sigh.
"sigh" what? We're getting mad at celebrity tweets? That what we're dong here?

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>>87790625
Weirdly enough, this 80s titty movie passes the Bechdel test and has two of the most feminist lead women you'll ever see.

>>87789669
But he was right.

>>87790036
I don't think Hamill has too much trouble.

>>87790036
You need to get out more

>2016 Trump redditor immigrants are now getting triggered at Mark Hamill
I never expected a political election to have such shitty consequences on a korean crocheting board

>>87792474
>Batman
Batman the fucking cartoon != Batman the movie

That being said, he's surely wealthy but wealthy enough to just donate 20m to a political candidate? That story is probably bullshit

>>87797401
Hamill has always been a shitty actor and a loser, no matter his political affiliation