Would you still /tv/? >shes 58

how the fuck they doin this? is it the same (really)old michael who's been killed several times or....

I can only imagine

>>87788657
aren't there like 10 movies, it's a stupid horror flick

>>87788727
danny mcbride and some other guy are doing a blumhouse reboot with carpenter composing the score and jlc playing laurie again. was just wondering how the fuck that works

>>87788454
It depends on how much effort I have to put in it.
Just picture yourself right now, in bed about to close the lights and go to sleep.
Someone knocks on your door.
You open it and it's a woman who says:
>hi! sorry to bother you but I'll get straight to the point; I haven't had sex in a very long time and crave it... badly. Would you let me in so we could both enjoy the pleasure of the flesh? I'll leave as soon as you cum inside me

Tbph, I think I would only decline a truely repulsive hambeast

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>>87788454

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>>87788454
>she
You do know she was born a man, right anon?

>>87790236
>implying that would stop me

>>87788454
What a shit mask. After all these years, they still pick the worst fucking masks. Rob Zombie's Halloween films were shit, but at least they had good Myers masks.

>>87788454
>Would you still /tv/?

No. She has always looked like a man. Still does.

>>87788454
>>she

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IMAGINE ...

>>87788454
I would crush that boipucci so hard...

>>87790863
that body, definitely woodrail

imma make me a jamie bot to furk in the exhaust pipe

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>>87788454
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>87788454
CONCEPTUALIZE

>>87788454
Oh totally would! She is sexy as hell and I also happen to love short hair styles. As a scale my youngest has been 18 chubby anime cosplayer and oldest a pretty fit gym owner 63, so Jamie's age certainly wouldn't cause any issues. Also she would have that celebrity bonus.

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>>87788454
I would impregnate desu

>>87791101
It doesnt work without the image being posted in the thread

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>>87791317
Lord... She knew exactly what she was doing.

>>87791317
>58
>impregnate
/tv/ , ladies and gentlemen.

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Who was in the wrong here?
Skip to 5:36 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9pAKJYj4OE

>>87791404
Yeah, it doesn't really work like that. It feels pretty good though to come inside an older woman and you don't have to stress about it.

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>>87791404
>What is hyperbole?

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>>87791435
AWKWARD

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>>87788454
She has god tier tits

>>87791435
howard stern is such a faggot

>>87791672
Yeah he's a cringelord

>>87788727
Name one (1) horror flick which is not stupid, we'll wait.

>>87791668
>dat waist

The fridge worshippers on this board need to aquire some taste.

>>87792481
Psycho

>>87792481
You already knew it was coming. The Witch

remember that movie where she showed tits?

>>87792708
Not a horror.

First tits I ever saw were hers in Trading Places. Turned me into a tits guy

>>87792708

Not a flick.

based GILFbros

>>87789060

If a stranger comes to me saying shit like pleasures of the flesh, they're getting the door shut in their face.

>>87790236

She is hermaphrodite or something like that, like having XXY chromosomes or some weird shit.

>>87793894
That explains why she's got wider shoulders than me

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>>87788454
HOLA UP!
HOLA UP!
Yes I would.

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>>87788454
Yes only if she is bossy like Mistress T.

>>87794282
>mfw i had an aunt who looked just like mistress t that "molested" me growing up by grabbing and sucking my cock

life on easy street

>>87794326
I hope you're lying. I get jealous really easily it makes me angry actually.

>>87794390
lol nope sorry. her breathing right into my ear when she reached down was the best part. she had the sweetest breathe. not too strong on any sense but still recognizably pleasant.

>>87788454
>Implying that I wouldn't slam that 58 year old muff right where she stands on that porch.

Stop asking dumb questions, OP.

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>>87794410
Some guys get all the luck. There really is no god. Fuck you.

>>87788454
Imagine being Michael Myers in that photo and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally murder you, both in the movie and in real life." when all he really wants to do is murder another 16 year old in their house. Like seriously, imagine having to be Michael Myers and not only stand behind that doorframe while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of the camera, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, picture after picture, hour after hour, while she perfected that pose. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on the shoot tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin ass contort into inhuman shapes you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been murdering nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later corpses for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Illinois. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the rancid milk that's coming out of her sagging breasts as she puffs them out for the camera, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the photographer calls for another shot, and you know you are going kill every single person in this room before getting shot in the face, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Michael Myers. You're not going to lose your future slashing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>87794326
Damn! You win. I only had one aunt who had the biggest and firmest tits I've seen.

>visiting her when I was 12 I think >country house in the middle of nowhere
>evening sauna happened
>got stiff, couldn't really hide it
>a little bit of worried conversation
>couldn't take my eyes off her sweaty body
>she asked if I know how I could relieve my state, of course I knew
>she let me suck and lick her whole body while I helped myself
>our secret that I have kept
>never visit her again
>feels bad, man

But no domination or actual fucking or anything. I'm jealous about your Mistress T auntie, anon!

>>87794662
Shut the fuck up. You'd suck a dick if someone told you to.

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>>87791435
lol Why are they all so butt hurt when they gave her lame questions and questions that people with status that want to maintain said status are smart enough to not answer.

>What role would you have liked to play this year that you didn't play yourself?
She did what she wanted. So. The answer is a simple "Nope. I'm happy with what I did this year."

>What do you think of the Clinton/Lewinski scandle?
"Not my business". AKA. I like having maximum viewership and my political opinions are my own when they pertain to political affairs. In this case, political personal affairs.

Then, they asked her if she had a dick in front of kids.

>The kids weren't even that close right?

>>87794789
What are you on about?

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Bonus points for the kid's mother walking into frame with her mouth agape because woman just asked another woman if she had a dick in front of her kid.

>>87794857
What's going on here?

>>87795143
The Howard Stern video that was posted in here. My other post >>87794808 outline the 3 questions she was asked.

That screen shot is a woman's reaction a few seconds after Howard's Intern asked Jaime Lee Curtis if she "has a penis or not". The kid, a girl, that I actually think I miscalled as hers is RIGHT behind Jamie.

>>87794662
That's so fucking hot.

>>87790647
That mask looks so much like the original. This isn't some H20 level shit show.

>>87793804
Is Christian shitposting the logical conclusion of 4chan?