what did he see in carmela?

>>87775510
a fat ass

>>87775510
some pulp

Lmoa at you! Carmella was a female angel! What did she see in tony?

TONY!

>>87775532
prove that Carmella has one physically attractive thing going for her

>>87775510
somebody equally terrible

the makings of a varsity wife

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Tony shouldve gone give Charmaine. Way hotter.

>>87775510
why did she believe the russian who had every reason to lie to her?

sphagetti, lasagne, pizza etc.

his benis

>>87776313
>his

>>87775510
this thread died real fast

Glorified nany(for him and his children) and incubator. I don't think that there ever was gnuine affection, and when she started making problems he was already too used to her.

Isn't it a given that Italians marry at ~16?

>>87777798
clearly he chose wrong considering how one of his kids was trying to kill himself and the other turned into a coalburner

>>87777616
For you

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>>87776233
She wanted to, her life sucked and she wanted to be different and distance herself from her peers. Look at her jealousy with Pussy's wife, she didnt want to end up like Jackie's because she herself didnt value Jackie's wife as much as she valued herself socially.

>>87777798
I feel like they had a firm understanding of the guido life and Carm knew what it meant to go through with it. Herdesire to cheat, become independant, these things appened because she wasnt getting the same affection she percieved from other women? Even though it was as bad or worse than the others?

Also there were several episodes dedicated to Tony saying that Carm just wanted the materials of the life and was herself a failure. She proved that with her building gig, Furio and the priest. She didnt smash either and it was NOT because of her, they both left. Even that guy who did tiling left, it was never Carm's good morals.

>>87779710
Not anymore

Im just going to assume this show is too old for most modern rick and morty flick posters to have watched or had the presence of mind to think about critically or how they are products of the show's illustration of cultural degradation.

>>87775510
This is a joke, right? Considering his usual taste in women, Carm is a weirdly good choice for a wife. She's totally unlike Livia in every way.

>>87781947
Which is the entire series' rationale for having him cheat

>>87781970
His rationale was that he was a pussy hound who didn't care about monogamy in a marriage.

>>87775597
Her beak-like nose reminded Tony of the ducks

if dubs tony died at the end

>>87782501
Really good shot at reviving the thread but /tv/ is pleb city

>>87775742
butterface. literally paper bag tier. also one of the whiniest bitches on the show

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>>87782452
Lelled hard

>>87782033
He would have cared if he found out Carmela had sex with AJ's principal. I was honestly waiting for him to find out and whack him.

She was probably hot when she was younger. He didn't really see much in the old version though considering they always fought and never banged. He's just a family man like all Mafia guys who lie to themselves to pretend they're decent.

>>87775510
Z I T I M A C H I N E

Carmela makes my dick hard theres just something about her, probably because im a shy northern yuro

>>87782539
Give it a break Frank Vincent died and Sopranos' threads always have pretty consistent discussions so everyone is back to shitposting. Frank's sticky made me realize mafia crime dramas are a dying breed and there really isn't anywhere they can go from what's already told. Boardwalk was the only recent mafia drama with Italians as a focus but even then they weren't the primary focus.

>>87782598
>you manipulated me with your cunt

That guy was savage when he realized he had to break it off with Carmela.

>>87782664
>Boardwalk was the only recent mafia drama with Italians as a focus

what is gomorrah?

>>87782736
Haven't seen it so I forgot it existed.

>>87782736
Gomorrah is a great show but it's almost too realistic. Everyone in it is so evil that there are no sympathetic characters. They're so compelling but it's hard to root for any of them.

>>87782809
It's a lot like The Wire in that they're selling drugs outta ghetto apartment blocks, but it's a Mafia show based in Naples. Really hardcore show and there are some great characters in it. It's a must watch if you like the genre.

>>87782728
It's funny that he was a softcore /r9k/ robot type personality who was probably a complete dweeb as a young man. I guess loneliness really does """redpill""" people.

>>87782951
reminds me of city of god in a lot of ways too

>>87783009
I heard there was a City of God tv show but haven't watched it either, great movie definitely glad I watched it.

>>87782882
genny is definitely the show's 'sympathetic character' but even he's done things that would make tony soprano blush. but imo he's one of the best characters in the entire genre

CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE

>>87782882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnuB3xvm4r0

oddly ciro becomes a sympathetic character by the end of the 2nd season. i think the 3rd season's coming out soon

>>87783146
>genny is definitely the show's 'sympathetic character

Who the fuck is "genny"? And if you mean Ginny Sacrimoni, why are you calling her a "he", and what has she allegedly done wrong?

>>87783448
Just read the other post. Nevermind.

>>87783222
I just saw found the trailer for S3. Looks epic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZYyW6Jd-Kc

>>87783448
Genny Savastrano. The main character from Gomorrah. But I wouldn't expect the plebs from /tv/ to know about a show that based

>>87782664
>>87782736
>Boardwalk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6z71l6HQwQ

Lmao the music gets so fucking bad in this trailer. Is there electronic + metal music in the show as well?

>>87783665
You think that's bad watch Peaky Blinders and listen to how that shit makes no sense. It's just a trailer and the intro is similar but it uses to the period music.

I swear I remember watching that she fucked the priest or something, but then on my rewatch she didn't.

Did I get fucking Redditstein Bear-ed?

>>87783665
BE only plays that shitty 20's music. It's a really good show though. But they mailed it in at the end. S3 was the last great season.

>>87783754
There was a lot of tension, and then he slept over. Some people assumed the worst. So it's easy to missremember what actually happened.

>>87783811
Do you mean 2000s?

>>87783861
No, the show takes place in the 20's, and all the music is from the 20's as well. Or at least it's 20's songs redone to sound cleaner.

>>87783754
They didn't fuck but since they were both feeding into the sexual tension and she was DTF it's still akin to cheating

>>87783893
Oh okay then that's promising. The trailer deterred me by having that really fucking corny electronic & metal music. I hope they fired whoever did that.

>>87783970
Watch Peaky Blinders if you thought that was bad because that's literally every song.

>>87783830
>>87783927
Okay thanks for that, I honestly remember it being more explicit but it's probably just misremembering and being a young cunt.

That mooching priest was awesome as a character though.

>>87783970
The show is very faithful in that sense, the only modern music is in the intro.

>>87784003
Honestly I'm probably the only one that likes that about PB. It's so cheesy with the same-old slow-mo walks but I like the music they play and it's just comfy to me.

>>87784097
I like the show but that shit is horrible.

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>the best waifu was imaginary

>>87783146
Genny is not the sympathetic character. None of them are. Genny was a complete ass to Ciro in the first season and in the secodn even though he mellowed down a bit, he still betrayed his father and was willing to play both sides when it suited him.

The sympathetic characters are the small side characters like Prince, that kid Ciro manipulated and killed in the first season. And maybe even Salvatore Conte. The rest are despicable people who all have some decent qualities in them nevertheless.

>>87784201
>it was a manifestation of his obsession with his mother
Wassamadduh with you

>>87784288
That was Tony imagining that and Livia was funny as fuck.

>>87784275
>that kid Ciro manipulated and killed in the first season. And maybe even Salvatore Conte.

It was Salvatore that killed that kid. He blew his brains out in front of his brother. He was a sympathetic character up until that point.

Genny's dad was an asshole and so was Ciro. Fuck them both.

Genny is sympathetic in that he's the MC, was pretty innocent when the show started, and was less shitty than others by comparison. The only really fucked up thing he did was kill that guy when he stole his car.

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>>87775742
Did Aj fuck her?

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>>87775742
>>87784416
BASED Aj

>>87784003
I checked out a trailer and am definitely interested in it less than BE

>>87783734
>>87784003
I'll take your word for the fact that the music in the show is bad. I'd rather stay away from trash I can't immerse myself in. Thanks for the heads up.

Peaky Blinders reminds me of Sons of Anarchy in a lot of ways.

>>87775510
SHE'S THE MUDDA OF MY CHILDREN

>>87785143
What ways?

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>>87784770
YOU JUST KNOW

>>87775597

I don't know if im extremely thirsty but i find carmella hot as fuck

>>87780683
This.

She simply got unlucky and rationalized it as being some higher power giving her strength to not cheat and continue her holier-than-thou attitude over Tony.

All that being said, I still like her immensely as a character.

>>87775510
SHE WUZ A BUTIFUL QUEECHA

>>87785200
Both have a ton of 'boys will be boys' gratuitous scenes of them being rowdy as fuck set to generic rock music.

And the MC's, Jax and Tommy, are very similar. Both pretty boys that are really tough and brilliant tacticians.

Both gangs are somewhat small-time in the grander scheme, but always get in over their heads against much bigger fish but the MC finds a way out of it with some brilliant strategy which he'd be working on the whole time but is only revealed in the season finale.

There's a ton of similarities. Aside from the time and place, I think those two shows are the most comparable.

>>87785227
he did fuck Charmagne though, they said that in the series that they used to fuck before he married Carmela

Tony (and several other of the guys) is smart enough to know that it's good to have a solid, dependable housewife at home. Plus Carm is pretty hot for a middle aged woman

She was also probably smoking hot back when he knew her in high school

>>87784770
She hasn't aged that well. She was in the wizard of lies and Michelle pfeiffer absolutely blew her away even though they're near the same age

>>87785378
But fo they reach out in Peaky Blinders?

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the supeweuh choice

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>>87785622
god she was delicious

carmela actually doesn't look bad at the start of the series. women age like milk, etc.

and her and tony have chemistry. carm is sharp like he is and has the same sense of humor. her materialism meant she loved being taken care of by tony, and she took care of him in turn, which fed into tony's mama's boy-ism. tony's whores aren't exactly the kind of women he could come home to, crack wise with, be served a delicious home-cooked by, and snuggle up to while watching some old WC Fields movie.

it's a sick fucking relationship but you never doubt that there's a real kernel of love there.

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>>87785622
>>87785677
Chrissy whacked Cosette

>>87782452
Underrated post

https://youtu.be/bzVeLjj6Ao8

This is one of the most important scenes in the entire series and no one ever mentions it

>The therapist denying payment because its blood money
>Carmela told directly how terrible of a person she and Tony are

Nearly every character is pretty 3 dimensional and can be looked at many different ways, so its pretty shocking when you have a scene like this coldly and precisely telling the audience how to feel about a character

When Chris gets shot by Bevelaqua and the other faggot, why are there a ton of blanks around him and his gun while he's lying there?

>>87786501
Dude i specifically remember her ass in "Two Tonys" is fucking godly

Rosalie Aprile and Charmaine Bucco are ofc the top tier mob wives in like a trashy slutty kind of way. But Carm like the queen of them all because even if shes not the most physically attractive shes still the most desirable of them all

>>87786696
>Chris getting headshots with his non dominant hand and with at least 3 bullets in him

For a junkie retard he was the best marksman of the whole series

>>87786802
FACT: heroin improves accuracy by 75%

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>>87775510
Carmela could you please SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR

>>87786802
Remember when he airholed that deer from 100 yards with a handgun right through the neck in Pine Barrens

>>87781351
doesnt this assumption make you just as bad as the elitist reddit and memey viewers?

>>87786802
>>87786923
and the vipers dude too

>>87775510
Tony and Carmela were high school sweethearts.

They were each other's first real love, married young, and basically back then marriage was final and permanent until one party died.

>>87776233
Because mob bosses have whores on the side that they fuck.

Carmela loved Tony but had to constantly deal with the fact that Tony could have sex with women on the side and she had to stay loyal and wait up for him/raise his kids.

She could play pretend so long as Tony made sure she never found out about them/had to have Tony's adultery thrown in her face.

>>87775510
It's a Jersey thing.

>>87775510
gabagool

>>87786639
Why is the therapist so based?

>>87783156
SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>everyone stops hanging out with Angie because pussy died/went into witness protection
rude

>>87786639
love this scene. especially how carmella resorts to jew slurs when she realizes she's being (rightly) criticized. reminds me of 4chan

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Is he the future of the DiMeo family?

>>87788036
Chris's AA friends is

>>87786639
Because people have been talking about the Father Zossima confession exhortation scene in Brothers K for over 100 years and they don't need to talk about a cheap knockoff imitation.

>>87787744
Reminds me of Reddit, faggot. Muh Wong is a racist name. Go back.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

so did the Italians kill furio or is he in hiding somewhere in Naples?

>>87782543
fag

>>87789472
>there will never be an action spin off mini series of Furio battling the Italian mob he was once a part of to stay alive in the slums of Sicily

Really they could have turned Furio into Spike Spigel

>>87785622
>Damaged goods
>Prone to irritable bowels
I couldn't get attracted to her post season 4

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Carmela was straight up wifey materIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLunfortunatefor tony but not really[/spolier]

also Tony wasnt killed at the "black out"

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>>87789687
adrianna was a piece of trash

>>87789590
Quasimodo quarterback

>>87785622
>>87785677
i first saw her in the "Joey" spin-off series. She was more or less the same there, but sit-com version

>>87775532
She have a bee on her ass

Was the therapist right? Did dad ever molest Meadow?

>>87790867
I don't know but I'd add to that cream

>>87789590
Paulie as Vicious, Furio's former friend who takes over the crime syndicate. Carmela as Julia.

MY RIGHT-A EYE SEES-A THE PAST

>>87789764
OH MY GAWD CRISTOPHAAAA

>>87784770
How coked up is he? Damn

All Italian women burn coal behind their husbands back.

>>87782452
laughed audibly

>>87775510
you serious?

Sopranos is one of the very few shows in which the main character's wife doesn't suck.

>>87782603
>Never banged

Somebody didnt watch the episode when they did it in the pool

in the later seasons tony keeps telling others things like you go in pity for yourself, was he projecting?

what do you think was the deal with the whole missing wallet thing in the hospital? I think it was someone like chrissy trying to scam the man and tony playing along

>>87793113

He was becoming his mother.

>>87782543
finook

Her feet

>>87785622
Never found her really attractive, but her faithfulness is endearing.

>>87775510
A cuckquean to raise his kids

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>>87775545
I said no juicy bits!

>>87793845
why did he become so miserable? in the earlier seasons he still had empathy, like for the terminator or tracee

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how do I achieve this look on the right ?

>>87793561

What?

>>87779710
no, Italy actually has a lot of older/middle aged men getting polish and Russian wives now.

>>87794041
Healthy breakfast with gabagool and juice with some pulp.

>>87780544
IT WAS A BIG THREAD

>>87775510
It was the filling of his glass or something in her blue dress.

Otherwise, it's hard to figure, because she is one ugly bitch.

Why can't Italians handle banter? Tiny dicks?

>>87794041
High test + obesity

>>87794658
Why can't jews ever shut the fuck up? Tinier dicks?

>>87794695
We all enjoy what we're good at.

>>87786837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KrPvXZqzLo

>>87794041
Gotta get through puberty first, son.

>>87794727
Sucking tiny dicks.

>>87784399
>Genny's dad was an asshole and so was Ciro. Fuck them both.
Don Pietro did NOTHING wrong

>>87775510
limitless supply of gabagool

>>87775510
Mudder of his children.

>>87793561
I think tony was just pissed off about the wallet biopsy and placed the blame on the paramedic rather than the insurance company.

>>87775597

her big arse and firm tits

>>87777777

>>87794775
And stirring up trouble between other races. Whenever you see any kind of race baiting, you can be sure that 99 times out of 100 it's a stinking jew doing it.

>>87793113
He was apparently trying to appear to be intelligent or enlightened, by repeating something he read on a post-it note someone pinned to the corkboard of his hospital room:

"Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky. -Ojibwe saying"

>>87795584
prove it

>>87775556
What are you like having a stroke or something?
Madonn, these kids these days. What happened to Gary Cooper?

>>87781351
>Im just going to assume this show is too old for most modern rick and morty flick posters to have watched
You now realize the last episode aired 10 years ago.

>>87794041
Mass produced orange juice with lots of preservatives and sugar and two platefuls of gabagool and a bottle of whiskey each morning, no exceptions.

>>87785622
Honestly never found her hot, I just can't like these vulgar type people in general, their stupidity and inability to express properly turns me off so much.

>>87789034
I mean he was until he permanently fucked things

>>87789034
Yeah, I used to believe the same retarded thing about my wife too, that is, until I started wondering. "Hey... If she was so pure, then how did she know how to give such good head the very first time she gave me some?"

Years later, before the divorce, she finally broke down and confessed to fucking my so-called "friends" while we were dating.

HAHAHA indeed.

bwo

>>87788036
What kind of Italian name is Walter?

>>87785622
The original Harley Quinn

>>87775556

The makings of a varsity athlete.

>>87796916
Was Tony a big drinker? He'd have some cocktails at the Bing and wine at dinner, but the only two times I recall him being drunk was pissing by the helicopter and celebrating not killing a pedo

>>87785622
>tfw she was damaged goods
Fucking sad man, otherwise she'd be perfect

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Gloria tied with D-Girl are my two favourites, reminder we failed to protect her smile.

>>87800025
he wasnt an alcoholic, if thats what you mean.

>>87800991
>not Kim's daughter

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>>87800991
Excuse me? She's a vice president you asshole.

>>87801632

>Tfw you'll never snuggle with D-Girl after she's dommed you then watch a bunch of art house kino together

i must b loyle to my capo

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>>87800991
>87800892
Holy shit! The memories brought back by this scene
pure sex kino

>>87803095
Ugly, Christ hating jew whore.
No thanks.

she usually shut the door

>>87801632
Fuckin D- Girl

>>87803519
t. virgin

>>87775510
He wanted a woman to have family with. He still got some on the side.