>This is a ten in Australia

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>>87774573

this is a real aussie 10

pug

JUST

>>87774573
just fuck my kingdom up because i stayed a virgin my whole life and my retarded cousin from Scotland had to be brought in to become king lol

>"I'M ACTING"

>it's a hollywood casts aussies episode
good thing this series is almost over

>WHITE WOMEN WUZ FUCKIN UGLY AS HELL LMAO
Thanks jewlywood

>>87774573
>times you acted like Pennywise

>>87774573
Look at the top of her head!

>>87774573
Elizabeth was bald?

>>87775201
She probably wasn't an actual virgin, she had lovers. But yeah, she never had kids.

>"WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND"
>offers 5 GPT for 30 turns for open borders, research agreement, accepting an embassy, pearls,sugar,copper,500 Gold, gems,5 Iron per turn, silver and my first born heir to my empire


Every. Fucking. Time.

>The actual Victorian cosmetic
>Victorian

>>87775555
Look at her lips!

>>87775327
kek

>>87774573
Robbie is a shit actress that (((((they)))))) are trying to push.
Easy to spot she's done capeshit already like jlaw.

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>>87775658
You have good taste in video games.

>>87775658
THIS. Her trade offers are always the worst

>>87775762
now I want a fucking bane mod

BEEP BEEP GEORGIE

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>>87775838
It kind of includes everything in it.

>shows puss in senile hack's flick
>get endless roles for the next decade
brava hollywood, brava

>>87775658
>>87775658
One time I was playing as USA (it was my 3rd or 4th game playing it) and I wasnt yet aware of how backstabb-y the AI are.She offered open borders to me in exchange for me opening mine.We had a Declaration of Friendship and for some reason I thought England and USA were programmed in the game to be allies.She was at war with my neighbor (Catherine),so she was moving HUGE armies through my land, and for a few turns setting up units in all my cities, by the time i realized what she was doing, it was too late,she backtabbed me and declared war on me.She BTFO of me, and conquered 6 of my cities before I begged for peace and surrendered a 7th.

I was left with only Washington (my capital) and New York, and had lost all my cities, and she had 7 of my cities, about 10 of her own, and some she took from Catherine as well.I had a shitload of Gold (around 20K) because the whole game I had been hoarding gold and keeping my units to a bare minimum. So i literally used almost all of the 20K plus whatever else was added over like 30-40 turns to purchase riflemen and artillery while simultaneously building units as well. By the time my preparations for war were ready, I had around 30 artillery and over 50 rifleman units. With my leftover gold and luxury resources (fuck happiness) I bribed Turkey and France (her two semi-powerful neighbors) to declare war on her, and my armies entered her empire almost entirely unopposed, liberated all my cities, enslaved all her workers and razed all her original cities to the ground, and then positioned a HUGE force in London, and the dumb whore was helpless to stop me. I stood by in London as Napoleon and Suleiman took her cities that she had taken from catherine, then when she was down to only London, I annexed London and took her out of the game

It literally was more satisfying than any sex I have ever had

>>87775595
They were all bald, and had no teeth.

See the white face make-up? Lead carbonate.

>>87775696
I want her to push her shit into my mouth down my throat if you know what I mean

>>87776393

Saoirse's character looks healthy and well rounded, and not at all like Margot's.

>>87776454
Well, all the women who wore white makeup. Obviously, only rich women could afford it, nor did all want to wear it.

>>87776454
I mean he is talking about history more than this movie

>>87776733

Sure, but why does Margot look like that, but not Saoirse? Is there a specific reason why Saoirse's character is not balding and not wearing pasty face.

>>87774573
queen elizabeth was actually ugly, i appreciate a movie that casts accurately instead of just casting staceys in everything.

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>>87776305
>>87775658
>>87775762
>>87775882
Every time I discover this guy, I dont know why, I abandon all strategy and tactics and immediately go into total war autocratic mode just to annihilate him even if he is continents away from me.

Did anyone else have this feel for any of the leaders? To this day, I dont know what triggers me about him, but I think its his passive-agressive faux-peaceful persona

>>87776833
>spawn
>move 5 tiles
>meet atilla and shaka
>alt-f4

>>87776903
what does alt-f4 do?

>>87774573
It's not crazy that the woman that inspired 1 million lolis to be clown sluts is a 10. Or maybe that was because her bf was hot.

>>87776991
i dunno anon, you should try pressing it

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Fuck Queen E.

When are we going to get a Charles kino?

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>>87776821
thats all well and good, but ive made a sacred vow to fap to every role Goddess Margot ever appears in

How am I supposed to fap to the role as Elizabeth?

>>87777078
>It's not crazy that the woman that inspired 1 million lolis to be clown sluts
Care to explain in detail? I-it's for a friend whose really into England stuff...

>>87777103
you havent auditioned yet so they cant make it until you do

>>87777135
my name's earl

>>87777135
just freeze frame on an ass from behind and you can just imagine she's wearing good makeup

>>87777103
>white people.jpg

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>>87777158

>>87777135
MUH PEEPEE

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Miranda Richardson's Queenie was the best Lizzie

>>87775607
Slut.

>>87774573
You faggots really aren't horny about Margot getting her hairlined shortened? I see this pic and all I can think about is me blowbanging her. Some queen with cum dripping of her face.

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>>87776305
>>87776833
>>87775658
Objective Civ V Leader Rankings (I didnt buy BNW DLC though, Im a Poorfag)

God Tier
>Washington
>Oda
>Harun

Ok Tier
>Darius

Semen Demon Titcow Tier
>Catherine
>Dido

"Backstabbing Cunt Who Femdoms and Emotionally Abuses Me But I Still Do Everything She Asks and Protect Her Because She Makes My Penis Feel Feels It Didnt Know it Had" tier
>Theodora

Bro tier
>Genghis
>Attila
>Alexander
>Suleiman
>Boudicca

Hapless Tier
>Gustavus
>Rameses
>Askia

Meh Tier
>Augustus
>Wu Zetian
>Bismarck

Naggy Old Lady Who Must Be Destroyed Tier
>Maria Theresa

Weak City Spammer Tier
>Pacal
>Montezuma
>Hiawatha

Coward Tier
>Hailie Selassie

Annoying Tier
>Gandhi
>Elizabeth
>Ramkamhaeng

>>87777731
William and Napoleon are OK tier I forgot them

>>87777731
Youre right about Selassie. Top kek I would have like 3 units in my whole army and the faggot would be afraid and agree to my trade demands

>>87777135
jaime lost her curves

>>87775278
>hollywood

>>87778203
>not ((hollywood))

>>87774573
Was her nose always that big?

>>87774573
Was Queen Elizabeth balding IRL?

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>>87776454
You were pretty fucked up when you aged a bit back then, and Elizabeth was 9 years older than Mary

>>87776794
>her skin had been scarred by smallpox in 1562, leaving her half bald and dependent on wigs and cosmetics

>>87777731
underrated

>>87777401
>that cutesy voice
that drove my nuts fucking nuts

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>>87777135

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a8tRJAU0lk

>>87779499
imagine kneeling at her feet and worshipping her heels and feet and legs and butt while she makes out wit Chad

Kino

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>>87778142
forgot pic

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>>87777731
>leaving out best girl isabella

where does she fit on your list?

>>87780067
Why the fuck did they make her a spic-looking motherfucker in civ5? The woman literally had strawberry-blonde hair and fair skin, like the Spanish princess that everyone posts all the time

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>>87780489
diversity quotas

>>87780517
Blame Iberberia for being a land of shitskins.

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LOL FEET ARE SO FUNNEH HA HA HA

>>87775607

I wish we had more details. Did she rely on the pull out method? Falling down the stairs? Rear ending? Stay hidden for a few months giving birth and sending her kids off to covenants?

>>87775201
That choice ended up with the Stuart's, abandoning Scotland for the prize of England. Before England annexed Scotland under James great-great granddaughter.

>>87780067
shieet , she was "Religious Warmongering Nut" tier but I got completely distracted by an Emma Roberts waifu thread and didnt proofread my final list

>>87777731
By far, Boudicca is the best AI to play against. Shes loyal, not a backstabber, not a hypocrite, gives fair trade deals, and is not prone to hating warmongerers, and she usually doesnt spam cities. She is a bro

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>>87779822

Forget Margot, post more Jaime

>>87780791
That choice ended up with the English Civil War, it was James who convinced his son Charles that kings had a divine right to rule

>>87776305

quality post

>>87774573
this is as an insult to the british empire

>>87780931
And the glorious Revolution, and the Hanoverian settlement which pretty much creates constitutional monarchy.

>>87776305
Based

Do you really expect me to look at this without knowing how hot Margot Robbie really is? Her being uglied up makes me harder.

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>>87780924
I wonder how she feels about her poor man's having better chances than she ever had