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>>87768393
>an issue lego has had problems in the past.

>>87768616
they all were genital-less yellow drones

>>87768616
Yeah but it's not like it sounds like. It's because no matter what they could do nothing to make girls buy LEGO for literal decades. It took like five different new themes and the several million dollar development of the minidoll to make something that finally moved off of shelves.

>>87768393
I'm betting this is another Ghostbusters style viral marketing attempt. They say it's gonna be about gender and empowerment, it pisses off people like OP so they bitch about it all over the internet, it gets tumblr "feminists" to write tons of articles about it and then when the movie comes out it'll be fucking nothing. It'll probably just have a girl character instead of Will Ferrel's son because "girls can play with Lego's too! TM" and that's it

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>>87768393
>gender issues
>for fucking lego pieces

>>87768682
Lego is too creative for girls

>>87768682
Girls literally always wanted the same shit as long as it had to do with a bit more homely situations like houses and maybe even the medieval set because it had horses. They just didn't want the autistic space/monster sets lego kept peddling for boys.

>>87768971
Paradisa.

As long as it gives us more waifus like Lucy and Unikitty I'm all in for it desu. I also trust their original statement about the sequel simply having more female characters over this sourceless bullshit.

>>87768682
>they could do nothing to make girls buy LEGO
Makes sense. Girls want to play house not build one. It's almost as if ::GASP:: girls and boys are different!

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>>87769006
Except the ridiculously complex and expensive development of Friends changed that and it's one of the five most successful theme

>>87768682
I remember they had a tub of 'girly' lego at school. it was made up of pink and purple.

I was too self-conscious to play with it.

>>87768952
>>87769006

same deal with mechano (I think yanks called it erector sets), boys like things girls like people. looks like they finally cracked it with this new character lead franchise.

>>87768998
>Waifuing legos
Kek

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>terrible statement
>passive-agressive compliment to statement

>>87768393

Any political focus in a non political movie is always cancer, I don't care what the fuck it is.

>>87768393
>gender issues
Literally a problem created by the society that considers it a problem.

>>87769118
I know that feel, brochaccino

>>87768393
>X, and That Sounds Great
Why do they always format their SJW bullshit like that?

>>87768393
Why do you keep posting shit that relatively no one will bother to read or care about?


Conversely, why does /pol/ keep guaranteeing threads like this get 300+ replies? You're all fucking retarded.

>>87768616
if you actually knew anything about lego you'd know it was true

git gud

>>87769255
>and that's a good thing
>and it's glorious
>unbearable whiteness
>epic takedown
are all like macros these sites use when writing clickbait articles

>>87769255
Brainwashing. Pure, unapologetic brainwashing.

>>87768393
>CGI focused family film in current year will have a bias towards popular political opinions
SHOCKER

>>87768393
1st lego movie sucked ass, the story itself had nothing to do with legos.

prove me wrong.

>>87768393
All I read was "Lego movie sequel" so jot me down for hyped. Same writers I'm hoping?

>>87769255
It's called preemptively priming/setting up the reader so they can't help but go in looking at it through that particular lens. Millenials are all impressionable mouthbreathing trash, so they typically fall for it.

>>87768393

But the first one was refreshing because it made a point of ridiculing safe spaces and censorship (the ponys extreme prejudice). I don't think modem feminism aligns with that at all.

>>87769255

Because opposing viewpoints are BAD and you should feel BAD for having any as it makes you a BAD person.

>>87768393
Why do feminists always have to tell you what to feel?


This is a good post,by the way.

>>87769258
All according to the marketing team's plan.

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See:
>>87769006
This guy gets it.

Men build civilizations and societies, women simply want to tart around in the worlds that men create.

but I thought warner weren't SJW cucks like disney were, /tv/ :^)

>>87769255
This modern """journalist" format want me to start a genocide.
The worst is shit like that
>X is gonna Y. Here is why.
Nowadays journalist prescribe instead of describing

>made almost billion dollar
>problem

Stupid fucks ruined movies...

>>87769329
Watch the movie and be proven wrong idiot. The dad wanted to glue all the pieces together like a model while the child knew legos were for imagining and creating "whatever weird thing pops into our head" such as a double decker couch or bird that will fly to an internet cafe and email the other masterbuilders. Idiot.

On the one hand, I feel like feminists just drag LEGO through the mud about representation because they're a harmless, toothless brand that will absolutely capitulate to social pressure.

On the other hand, I genuinely loved The LEGO Movie, as well as LEGO Batman (the actual best capeshit to come out in a long time) and if it has the same comedic writing and visual effects team, it could actually be funny to see them deconstruct the pink girly LEGO playsets.

Also, I hope everyone who writes clickbait headlines like this gets violently run down by an automated semi truck.

>>87769449
>m-m-muh dad and child
contributes literally nothing at all.

you can apply that to any other set of fucking toys, it made no difference.

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>>87768393
>we will murder everything pure in the world. nothing will stand in our way.trust me that's a good thing.
leftist headlines are the worst

>>87769336
I hate it when people use the term millennial in such a way considering how many of them are and the age differences between the older millennials and younger. I'd wager all the retarded millennials are just a vocal minority. I'd also wager a lot of the retarded vocal minority also includes a bunch of gen z faggots

>and that sounds great
Liberal holocaust when

>>87768393
i'm sure that the writers of the lego movie 2 will tackle this complex subject in a mature, nuanced way

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>>87768616
Thanks for the feedback to our article! Please tell all your internet friends about this movie and how mad you are about it. It saves us a lot of money in advertising when you do it for us. Thanks!

>>87769064
>Not using the pink and purple bricks to build bootleg laser beams firing out of bad ass cannons
EVERY BRICK MUST BE USED

>>87769482
Are you genuinely retarded? What other toys (don't say megablox or kenex) are literally built by the user from scratch and solely about building and creating but would be ruined if glued in place?

>>87769566
>DUDE EVERYTHING CONTROVERSIAL IS SECRETLY A MARKETING CAMPAIGN LMAO

>>87769566
What did he mean by this?

>>87768393
the first one was about homos with batman and the joker as fags

>"and that sounds great"

Shoutout to the anon that redpilled me on "thats a good thing" (google it and look at the articles)

>>87769592
Tinker Toys
Brio Trains
Those little connector things that you can use to build stuff out of pennies

>>87769592
why does it matter if they used glue?

and its spelled KNEX you STUPID ROASTIE.

fuck off back2reddit you dumb roastie, ruin another thing elsewhere.

>>87768393
I'm so sick of this gender shit. Issues like this never existed before because humans, generally speaking, were always busy and had serious matters to attend too.

Now with this generation, everyone has it so easy, so pampered, so babied, that they literally make up these diseases for themselves because of how bored they are throughout the day.

Throw one of these 14 year old trannys into a military boot camp for 3 months without television or internet and watch the brain washing go away.

>>87769255
They format it that way so that you know how to think about the article after you've read it. Such is modern "journalism."

>>87769482
Jesus L Christ you cannot be this autistic.

I'm not even him, seriously. Not even memeing here, you have to die.

>>87769688
>Not even memeing here
you have to go back.

>>87768393
>girls not interested in Lego
>Lego company does marketing
>turns out girls will buy Lego of it's Pink and Princessy
>feminist's scream sexism
>???
>no profit

>>87769646
it's called click-bait because the websites make money on clicks. The titles are supposed to piss you off and sound snarky, it doesn't matter how you react in the comment section.

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>>87768393
>Elderkin

what da fuck kinda surname is that lmao

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>>87769566
unfortunately my friends trust my opinion as the friendly neighborhood kinomancer, so they won't ever seen this movie when i tell them not to :)

>>87769672
>why does it matter if they used glue?
So you didn't watch it. Cool.

the thing I don't understand is: why do they not trust that companies can market towards social trends?

There is so much money in the entertainment/advertising industry that any company worth it's salt will know exactly what girls and boys like, and market differently towards them. People who want to make men and women exactly the same like to imagine there is some conspiracy, or gross incompetence in every industry that forces everything to be sexist

>>87769804
Sorry kid, they know your only a flickmaster

>>87769669
Try toys that not only poor third world kids knew about

>>87769489
I get a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that she's probably been btfo by mamy anons here, most likely several times

>>87769846
it has nothing to do with legos as it applies to everything else anyways

there was no conflict in the movie at all, legos are designed to be used however you want.

>>87769669
>americans are so poor they have go give their children dirty pennies and clothes pins to play with
Fucking shit dude

Was hair dye a mistake?

I'm pretty sure that shit seeps into people's brains.

>>87769907
>legos are designed to be used however you want.
Why yes, that was the point of the movie. Good job.

>>87769907
>its ok to glue legos together
Ok so it's pretty obvious how you ended up on this site

>>87769592
>dont say things that prove me wrong

>>87769929
so you admit hes right and just create a strawman about his wealth.

neat.

>>87769966
But that wasn't the point of the movie
It said the kid's way was the right way and the dad's way was the wrong way.

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>>87769991
there is no conflict in the movie.

its fucking pointless and you just proved me right.

>>87769999
Go make a movie about knex and see how well that takes off

>>87770063
>more irrelevant arguments
so this is the power of roasties.

>>87770036
No you mongoloid there's a very clear conflict in the movie both in the Lego world and human world and only someone as thick skilled as you would miss it. YOU DON'T GLUE LEGOS TOGETHER EVER THAT'S THE STUPIEST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO. can't even follow a children's movie holy shit dude

>>87768393

>phil lord and chris miller may not be directing

DROPPED

>>87770144
>YOU DON'T GLUE LEGOS TOGETHER EVER THAT'S THE STUPIEST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO
dumb roastie who has never played with legos in her life thinks she knows how legos work.

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>>87768393
>blah blah blah blah blah blah, and that sounds great.

I hate that it's commonplace for headlines to end with how you should feel about whatever bullshit the click bait is going to drone on about.

>and that's a good thing.
>and the internet can't stop smiling.
>and you should be outraged.
>and you should be queer too.

>>87770254
Also
> x and y, and this is why its good

All of these are trademarks of hack clickbait, mainly female, journalists.

>>87770183
Just because you ate glue as a kid doesn't mean you need to defend every use of it.

You have to understand that we're dealing with a tabula rasa ideology that will not take no for an answer.

Sexual dimorphism is rooted in biology, no matter how much tweaking society undergoes these noticeable differences in gendered behaviour will never disappear, but to these guys it'll only mean that they "didn't try hard enough".

This will mean ever increasingly bizarre and intrusive methods of trying to change behaviour, starting with children.

Why we let these mentally ill retards anywhere near cultural institutions is anyone's guess. And how did it happen so quickly? If you'd complained that girls don't want to play with toy trucks in the 90s you'd be looked at like the deviant you are.

>>87769006
It's almost as if ::GASP:: girls and boys are raised differently!

Like I'm watching it after that trash ending that The Lego Movie had.
Real Life Will Ferrel did absolutely NOTHING wrong, they were his LEGO that he bought, constructed and displayed and they tried to portray him as the bad guy because he wouldn't let his shitty kid fuck around and ruin his carefully constructed set.
Go fuck yourself Warner Brothers.

>>87770312
there's no conflict in the movie you dumb roastie.

give the kid one set of legos, give the dad another set and they're free to do whatever they want as is the intention of legos.

legos have nothing to do anyways, lego video games have more to do with lego than this piece of shit movie.

>>87770374
you say that, yet I guarantee if you were raised like a man and taught to be responsible you would hate every second of it.

>>87769566
The ghostbusters retards said the same shit.

The movie flopped to death.

>>87770390
You don't glue legos together. Should be illegal.

>>87770374
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer

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YOU NOSTALGIA, YOU GET CANCER

I like this new wave of """journalism""" that straight up tells the reader what to think right there in the title.

>>87771437
me also

The brother-sister plot could be sweet but with current Hollywood it'll probably be obnoxious and overbearing.

>>87768393

remember goy, it sounds "great"

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>>87770254
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>>87768393
In fairness, it does seem like a decent gag for a movie where the characters have interchangeable parts.
Just swap out the hair for some girl hair and bam.

>>87768616
When you're the biggest toy company on the planet and the vast majority of your sales goes only to one gender, that's an issue.

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>>87769255
>"X is Y, and that's a good thing"

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always been more of a playmobil guy

>>87769255
it's conditioning, they use the same phrases because they're all (((controlled))) and have private groups where they work together to craft narratives.

they figure out what phrases work best and use them constantly to ensure the good little goys are being told exactly what they should think

>>87773228
so when will barbie address their issue that only little girls and lonley old women buy their stuff?

>>87769676
>this generation has it easy

Not really, how does this generation have it easier than the one 20 years before it?

>>87774210
Mattel has girls are boys lines you silly goofus, and both make hard money.

>>87773228
Not when you've consistently tried your hardest to appeal to the other gender.

This is what you get when you let Raphael Bob Waksberg, the creator of Bojack Horseman, rewrite your script

>>87768393
Why is it that these articles need to tell us how to feel about them? It's always "and that's great/beautiful/a good thing" etc. Let the reader be the judge of that God damn it.

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>be alt right sperg
>best check out jezebel or huffpo headlines today
>Top Ten Reasons Why Millenials Are Becoming Trans, And Why It's A Good Thing
>click

>>87771173
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