Does she have a future in Hollywood?

>>87768037
Not after that shitty Let What you made me Do video.

fuck no

Beady eyed bitch.

Depends if she's willing to suck producer cock.

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>>87768037
I want to see a movie in which Taylor plays a totalitarian space warlord and Karlie Kloss plays the agent that has to hunt her down and kill her. But the two end up falling in love

>Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Earth Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying planets is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with an army of fem-bots, the greedy Swift Empire has stopped all shipping to the colony of Mars. While the congress of Earth endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the President has secretly dispatched Agent Kloss, the guardian of peace and love in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....

She has a future having sex with me if you know what I mean

Her dad will just buy her a movie studio so she'll have a constant supply of roles.

>>87768324
fuck off faggot

>no tits
>no ass
>stuck up
Yes.

>>87768053
The video was kino, the song was shit. Ready For It is fire though

https://youtu.be/T62maKYX9tU

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>>87768367
Yes please.

I hope my dick has a future ejaculating into her tight wet pussy if you know what I mean

>>87769014
i don't get it, elaborate lewdly

>>87768936
>not mentioning the feet game
back to rebbit kid

>>87768977
>omg I'm such a bitch after all hear years so let's pander to the media and even use a snake throne because everyone calls me a snake
Weak as fuck.
She played it easy under easy stereotypes.
She was not creative at all.
>makes fun of herself
Oh so I guess that excludes her formally criticism.
Bitch played it as easy.
Unimaginable to the extreme.

>>87768367
Fucking fund it, i really dont get why we dont have more of this kind of stuff in the age of "Girl powah", sexy ninjas and bdsm blondes space emperors fighting, being lesbian and shit

>>87768037
While I would happily make sweet love to her face, some women, you can see the old woman they will become. You can see the old woman face lurking inside. Except she will probably go full stretched plastic. One way or another, 10 years tops, she's gonna look like a monster.

>>87769010
Karlie is too tall.

>>87769611
t. manlet

>>87768037
No you fucking underage horny faggot

>>87768037

she should start in a musical

>>87768037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kHqIL_PAdQ

>>87769652

Why do you have to be underage to be horny?

>>87769843
If you're asking if this bitch is gon a make it in hollyoowd after failing yearsagi you're undersge

>>87769808

it feels like what?

>>87768037
I bet her butthole tastes like cotton candy.

>>87769783

She should play to her strengths instead, maybe something by blackeddotcom

>>87768037
dogfart maybe

>>87768037
>confirmed psychopathic cunt
>gigantic attention whore
>really ridiculously good-looking
Honestly, I'm surprised she's not already made a career in it

>>87769877

...no, I'm discussing her because I'm horny. How does this fact relate to anybody being underage?

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what are some films with this sort of "vibe"?

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>>87769931

>>87768977

the song is good and perfect for PMV. I jerked off to one I found on pornhub today, nutted so fucking hard

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>ywn go back to early 2015 before you knew what a snake she was and when she was releasing fun awesome pop songs every month
>ywn see Karlie and Taylor's sex tape

No. She's too conventionally attractive and it makes female audiences hate her.

>>87770035

she was born in 1989. The year of the snake in the chinese zodiac. So I am happy she has embraced it.

>>87768037
Will we see a Kanye cameo on whatever movie she stars in?

>>87769908
Give me rundown on being a pyscho, in her case

>>87769931

MY FUCKING COCK!!! I NEED MORE!!

>>87770035
What the fuck has changed between 2015 and now?
You mean you actually thought she was honest to begin with?

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>>87768367
I want her to abuse me

>>87770247
http://time.com/3703807/taylor-swift-guitar-teacher-lawyer/
She does shit like this all the time
The whole schtick about her ex-boyfriends isn't just a thing she does, like she literally only dates them in order to write a song about how shit they are.

And then there's the whole Kanye/Kim deal
>get a call from Kanye
>he brings up that time he interrupted your acceptance speech laughing
>still be butthurt over it
>he wants to mention you in his new song in a tongue-in-cheek way, tells you the lyrics
>agree, say "yeah it'll be hilarious to watch everyone freak out and then be all like 'im in on it and okay with it'"
>secretly not be okay with it
>wait for song to be released
>create public shitstorm about how hurt and betrayed you feel
>kanye says he asked you, what an idiot, deny deny deny
>Kim says she has proof
>what? she's probably bluffing but back off just in case
>a month passes and Kim hasn't done shit, she was totally bluffing
>go back to slagging of kanye and set your army of teen twitter followers on him
>kim releases video of kanye talking to you on the phone about the song and its lyrics
>ohshit.jpg
>quit twitter and instagram
>get your lackeys like Chloe Grace-Moretz to take pots shots at Kim on twitter

>eventually come back
>play the victim, "waah everyone's calling me a snake"

>tfw taytay will never be an avenger

>>87768037
THis bitch is dead to me. She can get Blacked for all I care.

>>87770811
Watch her last video
She's been everything.
Now she's trying to save face.

>>87768037
wait why do we hate her now?

>>87771045
Her last video she's a bitch.

>>87771063
what's wrong with it?

No. Simply because she will never be open to the idea of any nudity.

>>87769611
>too tall
homosexuals not allowed

>>87771092
She acts like she's on top of it when she's really playing it.

>>87770035
>2015
We need to go further back than that.

>>87771045
There isn't even a baseline, Taylor!

>>87770035
>ywn go back to early 2015 before you knew what a snake
Now she's made a video she literally calls herself a snake.
Dropped.

She never closes her mouth.

>>87771045

because she was a big meanie to kanye

>there are people on this website who side with fucking Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Jesus Christ

>>87771332
I aide neither.
None are film.

>>87768037
She has a future in SHITTED

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>>87768367
Rated R for Sci-Fi Violence and Graphic Sexual Content

>>87771332
Why not? They were in the right and she was a bitch

>>87768037
Lol for a board that admires "pure" women and not "roasties", you guys sure do put this white trash skank high on a pedestal. She's so shallow and basic that she wrote brief paragraphs about like 10 of her ex-boyfriends, saying stuff like "this one wasn't a good kisser" "this one was shy in bed" "this one was good in bed" blah blah blah.

Smelly, stinky, worthless white trash. She has been fucked by so many guys, and all the guys leave faster than they show up. That speaks volumes about Taylor Swift. It says a lot about her personality, that it's awful, and she' an attention whore, that's she a bimbo and doesn't know what she wants. She wants a "true love story" but in true love storys, the female doesn't bounce from cock to cock to cock to cock to cock to cock and then sings songs about how the cock they used to fuck wasn't attached to the nicest person.

So glad Jake Gynehal fucked her and chucked her. The only man that has fucked her that I respect.

>>87771647
I never liked this bitch

/tv/ is full of hypocrites though calling girls ugly and then liking kstew

Source on this boyfriend list / diary she keeps

>>87771801
I don't have that but I do have this
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenniferabidor/taylor-swifts-scarf-from-all-too-well-is-still-missing?utm_term=.saqRRxMQQj#.mvx88bKXXg

It's funny cause I'm pretty Jake is the one who turned her into such a cunt by taking her virginity and then dumping her on her birthday right before christmas

>>87771647
true but she is very pretty, no one here is retarded enough to want to marry that only pump her full of so much cum it leaks from her eyes

>>87772003
I'm sure she deserved it but dumping someone ON their bday is pretty shitty

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>>87772003
from the comments
>You guys, she left her scarf there at Thanksgiving but then Jake picked it up and took it home with him as evidenced by the fact that HE WORE IT OUT AND WAS PHOTOGRAPHED IN IT MONTHS LATER, which is probably what inspired her to write about it in the first place. It hasn't been at Maggie's for years!

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>>87768367
>>87771546
...and in the end the power of love prevails. Empress Swift abandons her empire to live a secluded life off world with her wife Agent Klossy. They raise two alien children together and live happily ever after.

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>>87768367
whyd she get implants

>>87771546
10/10 would watch on Skinemax in 1998

>>87772232
I want to eat her shit

>>87768367
This.

I'd love to see her fascist aesthetics at work in television.

>>87772232
because she's a narcissistic shallow attention whore

>>87772232
Probably because she has no (0) zero zilch nada ass
404 ass not found nigga

>>87771581

because they are trash tier human beings and that means they're always wrong by default

>>87772349
But taylor is trash too.

>>87772349
at least they didn't feign outrage and throw a supposed friend under the bus just for a few twitter points

>>87772232
>>87772344
No tits, no ass, great face, world class legs. She felt underwhelming

>>87772387

she's getting there by acknowledging these kinds of cretins.
but at least she's attractive. and that's why she's always be right.

She has a future doing literally whatever she wants. Super stardom does not come close to describing the ungodly level of success Taylor Swift has achieved.

It's astonishing the way the cult of celebrity rewires our way of thinking from the time we're children. With the almighty dollar as our prayer book, we worship people who are essentially no more attractive or talented than the average hot girl - or hot guy - at Starbucks or wherever.

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>>87771332
>There are people on this website who would rather side with the embodiment of a pop star snake instead of a narcissist, yet honest couple

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>>87772003
>taking her virginity and then dumping her on her birthday right before christmas
based

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>I will never autoerotic asphyxiate myself while Taylor and Karlie lez out in front of me

JDIMSA

>>87769994
patrician detected
Ariana Grande PMV are kino

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>>87772613
;_;

>>87772232
I R E L A N D
R
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Do you reckon Taylor schlicks herself and Karlie off while reading everyone fawn over the idea of a lesbian tape of the two of them
Do you think she gets really upset when half the thread is people calling her a snake and so she fucks Karlie with a strap-on out of frustration?

Asking for a friend

>>87772519

taylor is probably one of the most talented artists of our time though.
she showed great talent even from a young age. it's just too bad she got mixed up with the wrong people and got caught up in the whole stardom thing.
I just wish she'd remember who she really was and go back to singing country.

>>87772724
Lmfao dude. She has no talent. She makes shit music with no artistry.

>>87772724
>taylor is probably one of the most talented artists of our time though.

I just... don't think that's true..?

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>no ass

>>87769010
>>87768367
I want to kiss her feet and leg and despair that I will never satisfy her
>>87769931

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>>87772719
one would hope so

>>87772613
>>87772706

next Bond girl when??

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>>87772754

nice bait

>>87772821
>heels
>favorable angle
>still barely noticeable

>>87772919
It's not a bait Taylor you really suck

>>87772821
Do you think she's ever been fucked in the ass? She seems to dislike men.

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>>87773050

read 'em and weep kiddo

>>87773241
So you conflate artistic merit with financial success?

>>87768037
nah, it's too late. look at those wrinkles on her forehead, she hit the wall.

>>87773371

not per se, but i'm sure there is some kind of correlation.
so you think taylor has no talent, sure, you're entitled to your opinion. everybody has their own tastes.
there are a lot of people who thinks otherwise though.

and fuck me for taking the bait

>>87773241
Taylor, no amount of victim screaming will take your virginity back from Jake or make people forget that you're a snake

Your mainstream safe country-pop schtick is uninspired and bland. You'll never be remembered as a great artist. You'll just be another name in a list of untalented celebrities from this era

>>87773544
I don't think Taylor Swift has no talent. You'd be hard pressed to find a human being with no talent whatsoever. I do, however, think that she enjoys an amount of financial success disproportionate to her talent.

Frankly I don't think that level of success is healthy for either the talent or the fans. It creates a social imbalance so staggering most people can't even conceive it.

>>87773742

wait a second. are you under the impression that life is supposed to be fair ?

>>87773742
>>87773544
>>87773241
>>87772919
I said she has no talent and I mean it. David bowie literally has 50 songs at least that sre great.

All the money in the world can't buy her composing skills. You basically proved woth her net worth she's the capeshit of music. Her music sucks

>>87768037
Blank Space's video would be a good movie.
Insanely rich girl courts the son of some CEO, after spending a few days together they have a great time, but her facade begins to crack, and she becomes a complete psychopath, leading her to try to kill him. I say she succeeds and the twist at the end of the movie is that this isn't the first guy she has done this to.

>>87773921
All too well is a legitimately fantastic song though. Id put it in my top 10 of the last 10 years.

>>87773921

nah, her music is alright. It's pop shit to be sure. But I think she could have been great if she didn't let it all go to her head.

>>87773895
I think the idea that life is 'supposed' to be anything presupposes that life has an agenda. That's a naive concept unless you're religious - which I'm not.

What I'm saying is that Taylor Swift is symptomatic of something that's damaging to society, therefore I dislike her.

>>87774035
>I say she succeeds and the twist at the end of the movie is that this isn't the first guy she has done this to.
how painfully cliched

>>87768037
if by Hollywood you actually mean my dick, then yes.

>>87774083

i think humanity has bigger problems than taylor swift desu senpai

nice try though

>>87772821
God damn can you imagine the stank on that cunt?

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>>87774083
>Taylor Swift is symptomatic of something that's damaging to society

>>87773742
she should be stuck singing at county fairs.

>>87774074
Never heard of it.

>>87769611
for you

>>87774083
i agree but there are much worse cases than her. the kardashians for one.

>>87774194
Agreed. Hence why I mention her as being symptomatic of other problems. Still - hard not to resent the thugs churned out by the US penal system, even if they're the product of a larger problem, right?

>>87774149
But it's gender bent. Usually the twist happens with the guys.

>>87774293
For sure. I would reason that they're products of the same issue.

>>87772554
>narcissist, yet honest
>Honest
>Kanye
>Kim Kardashian
>Honest

Come on now

>>87774308

yeah but those thugs made their choices to be evil.
all taylor has ever done is bring happiness to the world.
i'd hardly throw her in the same boat as them

>>87770628
>get your lackeys like Chloe Grace-Moretz

Taylor can do better than that.

>>87771092
The scene where she's choking herself in the tub is supposed to mimic when Kim was robbed and choked and then left in a tub (and presumably she was raped / which is why Kim is so hush about this now., even after Taylor mocks it all.)

Also, Taylor's new album drops on the tenth anniversary of the day Kanye's mom died.

>>87774433
Who do you think would back you up in a fight, kayne or taylor?

>>87774561
No it's not. The tub has the $1 bill from her sexual assault trial. That scene is about her feeling unclean after getting groped.

>>87774636
shhhhh. let him push his little narrative.

>>87774630
You think a woman who got famous for her sex tape and a cartoonist ass is honest?

>>87774454
Regardless of their conviction, prisoners are being sentenced to years in an environment that reinforces damaging behaviors and teaches them how to be better criminals. There's very little correction happening in correctional facilities.

In the same vein, I'd argue that Taylor Swift's superhuman level of success has saddled a large, impressionable demographic with unrealistic life expectations. Much the same as prisoners are released to a world that has no use for them, Taylor Swift's (or Kim Kardashian or whoever's) diehard fans will grow up only to realize they spent their lives worshiping idols who took their money and gave nothing back.

>>87774561
HAH

>>87774686
Never said that or was the anon that said that. Question still stands read again.
Kayne vs. TAYLOR

thats the beef. Which do you think would have your back in a fight? I'm white and Id take my chances with kayne over taylor.

>>87774850
A physical fight? No shit if take Kanye

>>87774710

that's very theatrical. but an artists' role is in creating art.
when i hear songs from my youth on the radio i still enjoy them and get memories from the good times i had as i'm sure we all do. i can't say taylor gave nothing back. at least nothing less than what i'd expect her to.
as for people who idolize her for more than her music, well that's a symptom of the emptiness in their own lives and we can hardly blame taylor for that.
she's still a better role model than Kim is though, at least for now. She's certainly not the sweet girl she used to be.

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Only if they make a live action version of Fate/Zero or Stay Night

Doubles and Taytay gets acid in the face.

>>87775342
Doubles and Taytay gets my semen in her face.

>>87775329
Zero would be the best fate to adapt. Or maybe Unlimited Blade Works. Taytay doesn't fit Saber as well anymore since the implants.

>>87775576
Zero is probably the only one they could adapt. I would love to see how much of a glorious train wreck it'd be

>>87769931
Beautiful.

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>>87768367
Tay and Karlie already are in love

>>87776398
>there is a girl taller than taylor swift

didn't think it was possible 2bh

>>87776398
>flat shoes
>slightly hunched over
>still taller than taylor

wtf how tall is karlie

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>>87776677
6'2

>>87776398
Do you think Karlie stays with her out of fear or is she just as conniving deep down?

>>87777687

she's way more conniving