Limmy

>>87767120
Hopefully he starts things off by killing himself

I hope that pic is satire.

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>>87767120
>that tweet

Is this some kind of obscure comedy I'm unaware of?

>>87767120
>If a section of society could be killed to make the world better place it would definitely be ((x)). Don't think anybody would disagree

>>87767157
>>87767168
He's right, men commit much more violent crime

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>>87767168
Limmy is fairly liberal actually. He most definitely hates /pol/ and would also hate /tv/

>wtf i hate his comedy now

Saw Limmy in dundee once, he was a bit of a cunt towards me.

>>87767120
It would be a better place for 5 minutes until women noticed it.

>>87767120
Damn... he went full Lovecraftian

>>87767120
Well if you kill half of the population, and the other half can't reproduce by itself, humanity would be extinct pretty shortly. I would say that is a better place.

>>87767206
>the stronger gender uses their strength more
Wow

>>87767120
lovecraftian horror

>>87767252
>the stronger race uses their strength more
/pol/ BTFO by this anon

>>87767206
that's because they have to put up with women
wartortle

>>87767242
>make men cattle
>milk cummies
>kill them off
reproduction isn't a problem

>>87767209
Limmy is left wing although in the past he's argued a lot with SJWs too. Especially when they get asshurt about stupid things or jokes

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>>87767120
>Britbongs and Americunts don't realise that most Gaels (Scottish and Irish people) are leftists
Frankie Boyle is a left winger as well.

>>87767298
>blacks are the stronger race
>whites dominate weight lifting and strongman competitions
???

>>87767120
Kill jester

>>87767298
>the stronger race uses their strength more
Unfortunately not yet, but soon.

>>87767320
>Britbongs

But Scots are British

>>87767221

probably cause youre from dundee

>>87767168
You must be new to Limmy, his twitter is 100% bait

>>87767120
Grammatically speaking, that makes no sense.

>>87767348
>Anglo filth actually believe this
LOL
I'm not British, you scumbag.

>>87767328
>whites are stronger race
>blacks dominate almost every physical sport
this anon is on a role, /pol/ has a new enemy

>>87767194
Who are you quoting?

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>>87767375
>scottish intellectuals

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>>87767320
>lowland scots
>gaels

>>87767379
>whites dominate strength based competition
>n-no blacks are stronger b-because i said so

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>that time Limmy unironically got reported to the FBI and twitter by the alt right when he made jokes about killing Trump
>When he BTFO of them by highlighting these same people accusing the left of censorship

What a time to be alive that was

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>>87767375
>being this asshurt about the referendum

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>>87767403
TV, Telephone, Penicillin, steam engine - all invented by Scottish people and this is despite Scotland being an historically oppressed country.

>>87767360
I'm from a village in Angus actually.Dundee is a shit hole though, saw some homeless guy get beat up outside of tesco in dundee once.

>>87767209
Lmao that nu male body

>>87767309

Left wing in Scotland just means holding socialist ideals while also being racist, homophobic and misogynistic

Wew, I only took a glance at it first and thought he was a Nazi. Almost triggered me.

>>87767410
>Blacks are so strong they go for sports that pay them millions instead of injuring and roiding for a hobby
Are you Jewish perchance? I heard you're the enemy of whites and you're really proving it right now.

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>>87767483
scots are still british though

>>87767483
>Scotland being an historically oppressed country.
Certainly was not when those things were invented, you dumb fuck

>>87767510
>DUH JEWS

Like clockwork

>>87767510
>n-no blacks are s-stronger because i-i say so

>>87767222
>It would be a better place for 5 minutes until women noticed it.
Is that a Y: The Last Man reference?

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Fookin...i was brewsin /teevee/ rait. I useally dont brews /telly/ but i thooght it be a change a pase, ye know?.. Was havin greet taim, talkin with people about the telly an the moovies. And soddenly I see this thred with an aeroplane an a lad standin in fren of it, like he oownd the blody place, sayin ”Ah am the C I A”. an i had to inveestigate who he reelly was... Weird stoff, mon. All the pesters poosting the saame picturs oover an ooveragein. Theers the CIA lad yellin to a big bloke with a sceary mask 'Wos getin cooght part of yer plan?', CIA lad eskin 'Bein?' an sayin 'Yer a big guy' an the maskbloke sez 'Fer ye'

An I start to get ideeas. I say 'Dee Dee, hiers yer chance. You could fenally be a tall man.For once in yer life!' An I ge' up an walk to ma mirrer, repeetin 'Yer a big guy, yer a big guy' an ah felt me grevin. I get to ma mirrer an I'm alredy massiv. Ma hed was hittin the ceelin an a could hold the compu'er, in tha bacggroond, between me fingars. I say to tha mirrer 'Yer a big guy' an soddenly: the mirrer sez back 'Fer ye'. I nerly pishd maself.

But then i say 'Dee Dee, yer ouda order. Yer goin to be too big. Too big fer the flat! Kent fit throogh the door. Kent goo to the shep. Gon get kikd uut the fla'. Have to feend a nu fla' big enough fer me. I just kent affoord it. Hav to writ doon the nu bank number ef the nu land laady. I kent bether' I ren to my compu'er befor ma fengars are too big fer the keyboords. I go back to /Ar nein kay/, sholda ne'er left, an staart to fin threeds wit the freg thats just a wee bit doon er the boold white bloke. I fil shrinkin when i see some sad bloke postin a freg thats just a wee bit doon an tellin hoo miserable his laif is an i post a freg thats just a wee bit up, sayin 'It gets be'er' and i reelly did started to feel be'er! ...Weird stoff mon, but every'ng is fin nu.

>>87767556
Holy shit! You're really showing those /pol/tards by repeating the same thing again Let's get em Mel!

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but steels heaviah than feathas

>>87767374
>Grammatically speaking, that makes no sense.
Oh, yeah, you're right. That first bit barely qualifies as a sentence.

>>87767471
Possums are the best animals.

>>87767628
>n-no blacks are s-stronger because i-i say so

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>>87767120
CELTIC MASTER RACE
Anglo-Saxons are literally sub-human.

>>87767483

I hate how Scots play the victim when they were equal partners in the British Empire colonising half the world

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>>87767535
>Scotland being an historically oppressed country.
>Certainly was not when those things were invented, you dumb fuck
TFW moment when you realize Mel Gibson knows more history than you do

>>87767665
Yeah go in for the final blow! Show those alt-right idiots that us Jewish liberals don't mess around! VIVA LA ANTI-FA

>>87767712
>n-no blacks are s-stronger because i-i say so

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>>87767696
William Wallace was a pedophile who worked as a mercenary for English armies

>>87767483
>TV
no discernible inventor, people who contributed to it came from England, Scotland, Germany and Russia
>Telephone
I assume you mean graham bell, who didn't invent it all but merely patented it (it can be attributed to men from italy, germany or belgium)
>Penicillin
can give this one to Fleming, but the first time a disease was cured with it was by an Englishman
>steam engine
first working steam engine - Englishman
first commercial steam engine - Englishman

sorry sweetie :)

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>>87767668
>he typed in english on an anglo forum

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>>87767676
That's bollocks.

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>>87767320
What the fuck

>>87767731
>William Wallace was a pedophile who worked as a mercenary for English armies
Yes. And the telephone was invented sometime prior to that point, according to Anon

>>87767727
YES WE HAVE REACHED THE ULTIMATE!!!! THE CLIMAX OF THE APEX HAS ARISEN!!! WE ARE BECOME THE CHOSEN OF GODS HERD!!!!

SHAAAAAAALLLLOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEE

>>87767773
>n-no blacks are s-stronger because i-i say so

>>87767120
I agree with him if he is talking about nu-males.

>>87767120
why's such a funny guy such an immense faggot... what a waste of talent

ditto armando iannuci and charlie brooker to a lesser extent

limmy can be funny occasionally but outside of his show he's a twat

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>>87767739
>posts fenian memes whilst pontificating about scottish history

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>>87767744
Every republican paramilitary group in Ireland was left-leaning politically.

>>87767830
>nearly every great comedian and satirist is left/liberal leaning

Hmm almost as if there's some kind of connection

>>87767120

>all men disappear
>suddenly, the entirety of the world infrastructure, industry, transport and food production ceases.
>women just share the food that's still in the supermarkets for free because muh equality, humna rights and #beautifulateverysize
>3 weeks later almost everyone starved to death

fund it

>>87767120

Yes, let's kill off all the people who invent things, vaccines, transportation, grow all the food, pick all the food, haul all the goods, drill all the oil, refine all the gasoline, fix all the potholes, repave all the roads, maintain the internet, invent smartphones, write all the philosophy worth a damn, invent the whole concept of human rights, fight the wars, and are expected to sacrifice their lives for women and children. Great idea.

>tfw SNP are now a busted flush

Even Limmy realises it and accepts there shouldn't be #IndyRef2 .

Based Richard Leonard is gonna take Scotland back for Labour too

>>87767869
why does their sense of humor shut down completely and get replaced with self righteous rage when talking current events though

>>87767206
>men commit much more violent crime

And women fuck those men.

>>87767869
>people whose job it is to be silly have silly political ideas
yes i think i see the connection

>>87767911
also norm macdonald's a pretty excellent comic/satirist and is not left (but i acknowledge he is an exception)

>>87767808
>I agree with him if he is talking about nu-males.
Nah, pretty sure he's talking about ol-males.

>>87767911
Because beneath most great comedy is social commentary, usually commenting on social injustice or the political class.

I like Limmy right, but fuck. You just have to Google "female murderers" to dispel the notion that women aren't violent. You just have to listen to women talk about each other behind their backs to realise it wouldn't be all plain sailing. In the list of the top ten most prolific murderers by death count, a woman stands at number two or three, iirc.

I hope he's joking.

In this fantasy scenario, would it be the blacks or the Muslims?

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STOP BEING GAY

>>87767791
28 secunds it took you to reply you cumskin shitlord i'll rape your whit bich mother now

>>87768024
PREACH

>>87767206
>Create all useful technology.
>In charge of law enforcement.
>Dominate most productive professions.
>Most of the world leaders.
>Architects of western society.

About you be grateful you cuck.

>>87767761

william wallace was a gay paedophile mate

>>87767979
yeah but
Female murderers only kills male children so
two birds one stone?

>>87767120
Who is this faggot?.

Is he famous in Scotland?.

>>87768272
>n-no blacks are s-stronger because i-i say so

>>87767379
blacks running away from cheetahs and crocodiles in watering holes for millenia means they excel in running

running != strength

Anyone who knows women, and I mean REALLY knows women and hasn't just read it from an infograph on plebbit, knows the average woman is worse to other women than the average man is. They're completely petty and two-faced with the shit talk behind closed doors and subtweets and attempted social dismantlement and whatnot. All this talk of solidarity and "fries before guys" and shit and the veneer of being caring and sweet, doesn't matter when something particular about girl a girl sets another girl off like texting "the wrong guy," or THINKING a subtweet is about them, or seemingly nothing in particular at all. I don't even think they're aware of it most of the time, they genuinely feel completley vindicated in being absolutely ruthless to other women and don't think it betrays the image of themselves they prefer. That's why they're so convinced of their sisterhood, because not a single one of them thinks what they're doing is similar to how guys wrong each other.

They're like dogs, man. You'll have a pair of dogs that get along fine for years sleeping next to and going on rides and greeting the other dogs out back across the fence, then just out of the blue one gets to close to the other's food bowl and suddenly they're ball of snarling and teeth. Except dogs typically move past such transgressions as long as they don't happen again. Years later a girl will still make the occasional long, passive-aggressive, and vague post about a "type of person" but is actually specifically about that one former friend she got into a spat with and doesn't talk to anymore.

I'm morbidly curious to see how their idyllic matriarchy plays out in practice.

Just getting something from ASDA
It will be a holiday surprise

>>87767410
whites dominate pure strength competitions
blacks are better in explosive strength and general athletic competitions, and specifically fighting
what will make you a better killer, deadlifting 1000lbs?
or being able to sprint fast, jump high, kick and hit hard and having tons of stamina?

>>87767242
When are the reptilians just gonna call it a day and genocide the whole human race already??

>>87768490
>blacks are better fighters
>look up current boxing champions
>laugh

>>87768437
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html

>>87767209
Why would you tweet that shit?

>>87768543
He's a comedian. That's his style of comedy. Being Scottish and a bit shit.

>>87768532
white are like 8 times as many as blacks in the u.s
then counter in the fact that most blacks love basketball and nfl out of any other sports, so they herd to those mostly over others

>>87768490
Almost all the top fighters in the world right now are white or brown. Very few blacks dominate martial arts these days.

>>87768605
>n-no b-blacks are b-better fighters i-i swear

>>87768543
shut the fuck up you cunt

>>87768490
>specifically boxing
FTFY

>>87768437

Women are animals. Women hate each other. A woman's main mode is duplicitousness. All the "sisterhood" is a veneer for virtue signalling, but also hints at their tendency to mob up and attack at any sign of weakness.

Women spend nearly all of their waking time around others testing for weakness, probing, strong or weak, strong or weak, stronger than me or weaker than me. And since women are typically weaker than men, they must resort to deception.

As for their "idyllic matriarchy", someone post the picture about the female tribe on one of those Survivor type shows.

Try working every day with a female majority work group. All they do is bitch and moan about eachother.
They're spiteful creatures.

>>87768686
Maybe 50 years ago. Floyd was the last great black boxer the sport had and he just retired.

I remember a comic book called y: the last man a long while ago. I think it stood out to me because the main character was named Yorick and I was still too young to know if that was pretentious or not.

Anyways it told the story of what happened to the world once 99.9% of men died in some freak genetic plague, I remember it being way too kind to women who were facing the literal apocalypse. Did it ever get the Hollywood treatment, anyone know?

>>87767668
It's a shame that most scots are anglo-saxon then

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>>87767120
oh wow

>>87768543
That's his style of comedy, have you not watched a single sketch of his?

>>87767209
A 40 year old man virtually displaying himself masturbating goes to show how far away we stayed from Gods light. This isn't funny, this is fucking sad. What morals are the future generation of kids going to have when they see grown ups acting like complete imbeciles. People like this should be hung in the gallows instead of given adulation for their disregard for decency.

>>87767320
>le Scottish and English people are different
enjoy your meme

>>87768969
scots are subhuman

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>>87767221
>unironically staying extended periods of time in Scumdee
why?

>>87767668
>"celts"
Northern/Western Euros have been migrating/invading/fighting/intermarrying for thousands of years--there is very little genetic difference between people native to NW Europe. That is, no such thing as a "celt" as distinct from an "Anglo."

Even if there were, it's quite obvious the Anglo is superior.

>>87767498
oh fuck off will you

>>87767429
>source: anon's delusions

>>87767120

I like limmy stuff but he thinks he being straight and to the bone with the shite, and he just isn't. Men do all the actual work that keeps the country going, building, transportation, sewage and all the other shitey jobs women can't/won't do. He think he's being straight with this stuff, but he's just as brainwashed as the rest of them.

>>87767120
>He might have a new BBC show
Source?

BUILDING BRICKS

The amount of people in here who consider themselves smarter than 'normies' being baited this easily by Limmy is utterly hilarious.

>/tv/ finds out one comedian he likes is an obnoxious liberal
>"lol he must be pretending you idiots"

>>87767379
Except the running based ones, no they don't.

>>87769806
>h-he isn't a liberal guys!
>y-you're getting baited!
>he's just a good c-comedian!

>>87767120
>He might have a new BBC show

Sauce

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>>87767120

>>87767206
And black men commit an umproportionate amount of said violent crime

>>87767120

Yeah, no. I´ve read Y the last man. That was not pretty nor better in any way.

>>87770545
>people want to make that a TV series despite the major antagonists being Mossad roasties

>>87768605
US blacks are mutts bred for labor, Africans are 90% skinny manlets, 7% lanklets and 3% fatasses.

>notable female inventions
beer
dishwasher
fire escape
kevlar
electric refrigerator
cctv
shoes

>notable male inventions
contraceptives
the computer
printing press
antibiotics
the internet
cars

>>87768391
Holy shit! You're really showing those /pol/tards by repeating the same thing again Let's get em Mel!

>>87768938
*nods respectfully towards you*
and a tip of the trilby to you m'sir

>>87767120
God damn it Limmy, I liked you man.

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>>87767120
me in a fight against the alt-right?
aye the alt-right would win

>>87771084
beer has existed thousands of years, and I have a feeling that women didn't invent shoes or closed circuit cameras either

>>87767120

What's this about a new BBC show?

Last I heard BBC refused to let him do a Falcolnhoof spin off and now he's doing homemade shows on Patreon, he's not released anything yet though.

>>87771735
>n-no blacks are s-stronger because i-i say so

You all should check out "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk if you have time. Sound of the summer.

>>87767845
Are you telling us they read Marx ?

>>87772466
Yeah go in for the final blow! Show those alt-right idiots that us Jewish liberals don't mess around! VIVA LA ANTI-FA

>>87772748
>n-no blacks are s-stronger because i-i say so

>>87770173
shut up

>>87772768
YES WE HAVE REACHED THE ULTIMATE!!!! THE CLIMAX OF THE APEX HAS ARISEN!!! WE ARE BECOME THE CHOSEN OF GODS HERD!!!!

SHAAAAAAALLLLOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEE

>>87767384
he's quoting God.

>>87772952
>n-no blacks are s-stronger because i-i say so

limmy changed a lot once he had his son.

>>87773147
Are you even them same guy? I'm not the same guy.

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>>87772356
fuckin...

>>87767483
>>87767375
>>87767320
>>87767845
wtf i love England now

>>87768988
bongs are all subhuman, north or south

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>nobody ITT gets the joke

>>87767379
They dominate because they're cheap. Like in football english players cost millions more because of the fact they're British. There's so many blacks they just get them from the projects and plop them in for cheap

>>87767668
the IRA are communists tho anon

you potato nigger

>>87767429
Don't know any of what happened there but saying you're going to kill someone, or calling for it is incitement to a crime and not free speech.

Saying some "should die" is ok, or "the world would be better if they were dead" etc. But "im going to go kill this person" is not.

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>right wing humor
Why is it always fat ugly men being ironic?

Aren't you people against obesity and grotesque shit? Yet you follow these clowns

>>87774157
youve got it backwards mate its lefties who follow celebrity jesters whereas hard working people understand that the elizabethans had it right by viewing actors as the scum that they are