Larry King reveals that he has lung cancer

literally who

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>>87762863
Nobody gives a damn, you dumb burger

he had a good run for a guy with no neck

>>87762863

Holy fuck Larry King is still alive?

>>87762863
RIP in peace lung cancer

>>87762863
As all late night hosts he was cancer incarnate, so there's some poetry to his fate.

>>87762863

>implying the blood if newborn goyim / their forskins won't miraculously heal his cancer

I'm happy for him. He has nothing left to live for. He's 83 and has done it all.

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>>87762916
His species is pretty long lived if they can avoid having their heads eaten during mating.

D I R T

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>>87762916
Taunting Jesus was a mistake.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wandering_Jew

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>>87762863
>all these conan jokes about Larry King being old as time itself
>realize my grandpa is only 7 seven years younger

F

>>87762863
>King has received annual chest X-rays to monitor his heart condition. During his 2017 examination, doctors discovered a cancerous tumor in his lung. It was successfully removed with surgery.

Can't fling the King

>>87763189
CAN'T STING THE KING BABY

>>87763189
>>87763628
I thought Lung Cancer incurable?
Also, isnt he a smoker?

F

another victim falls to dan aykroyd's skull vodka

can someone stop this madman>

>>87764069
I want to know if he's a smoker, difficult to be sorry if he is, pretty much everyone knows smoke kills by now

He's nearly 84. Good innings.

>>87764069
>>87764132
he used to smoke around 60 cigarettes a day but stopped at age 53 after a heart attack

He also triggers millennials for some reason.

Goodnight sweet prince

>>87762863
COUGH

VERY NICE

>>87762916
>83

fucking americans

>>87765688
Most americans have their first heart attack in their early 20s. It's almost like a rite of passage at this point.

>>87763016
>Larry King is only 83
Jesus Christ

>>87764069
>I thought Lung Cancer incurable?
Why would you think that? As long as it hasn't metastasized it's localized and can be removed.

>>87762863
The suspenders have been keeping him alive for YEARS

He quit smoking 30 years ago and it still came back to bite him in the ass. Same thing happened to Leonard Nimoy.

Don't smoke kids.

>>87762863
Quite literally who?
Who gives a flying fuck?
sage

>>87762863
Hes like 100 he'll probably die just by walking to the doctors office

>>87766591
>spend 60 years of your life enjoying smoking
>die at 75 like everybody else
>"oh no! smoking is bad!!"

enjoy your lettuce and water, you'll still be dying at 75.

>>87763016
He still hasn't seen the dodgers win since 88

He wants that as a dying wish I know for sure

>>87764095
No glycol

>>87762863
Good.
Useless career, useless fuck.
Should have killed himself earlier.

>>87762863
Is he going to interview the tumor?

>>87767812
>he thinks quality of life = how many years you live
wew

>>87764069
Who told you lung cancer was incurable?

im not ready for a world without Larry King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyt64atjBMw

Finally the pedoring King is dead

>>87767812
60 years with a smokers cough, weezing, and heart palpitations.

So enjoyable!

About time

Die lizard jew die

>>87768740
Now see what you've done, he'll live another 10 years to spite you

>>87768110

kek

>>87768740
what has Larry done that's particularly subversive? He never reached anything close to Don Lemon/Maddow/Cooper levels.

>>87768740

fuck off /pol/

F

>>87768740
Larry King is just a great interviewer man don't be a fink

>>87765688
>the average age in my country is 90

German?

>83 years old
And nothing of value is lost.

>>87767812

I know someone who got cancer after quitting smoking, if he kept on with it he'd probably be coughing his lungs out but still be alive

>>87764069
There are many types of lung cancer. The small cell variant is highly deadly. The non-small variant is more manageable.

When you're filthy rich and can afford annual X-rays, then your tumor is bound to be found in time before it metastises and can be surgically removed. The mortality from a diagnosed lung cancer is still extremely high though. In Larry's case, I'm guessing they found it early (since he's rich and can afford frequent check-ups) and it was a non-small variant. So it was probably a 50/50 scenario for him.

>>87771910
What year fellow medfag?

>>87762863
>waaah waaaah he's dying at 83 how sad!!!!

He is probably fucking celebrating