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A Perfect Example of Why Actresses are completely useless at

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>wants to be an action star before she gets too old looking
>says she started getting into ax throwing as if it was this new skill she picked up while "acting"
>goes so far as to challenge Jimmy to an ax throwing contest on TV in front of millions
>goes so far as to tease him by pretending to be about to throw the ax at him when he goes to check his first attempt which missed the wood completely
>goes even further and tries to startle Jimmy so that he messes up and doesn't even care that startling him while he tries to throw an ax might get him hurt
>can't even throw an ax properly to the point that she gets the motion all wrong and makes the ax spin more than it should for the blade to hit the wood
>throws the ax 3 times and still can't figure out that she's putting too much movement into her throw
>gets beaten in an ax throwing contest by a skinny, goofy comedian who has probably never trained to do anything but because he is a man he has enough logic, spatial awareness and dexterity to figure out how to throw the ax so it sticks to the wood.
>starts screaming about it like a sore loser and starting hitting the wall with the ax.
>clearly annoyed that she couldn't even score a single point and pretends to laugh it off when Jimmy goes to give her a hug.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l864IBj7cgw

Why do actresses want to be taken seriously when they aren't even willing to put in the work?
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>>87760352
She isn't n actress she's a dumb fucking whore. She cant act.
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>>87760352

Her career exists because she was a weinstein girl.
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>>87760352
maybe next time she'll challenge Jimmy to a doughnut eating contest and win.
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https://pagesix.com/2017/09/14/jennifer-lawerence-is-taking-a-two-year-break-from-acting/
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>>87760352
thats real smart, swinging axes backwards with people behind you
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Jesus fuck this and every other talk show "spontaneous event" is 100% scripted you moron.
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>>87760594
Nah, I've seen her acting. This was real.
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A hatchet?
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>>87760594
if it were scripted, she'd win easily
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>>87760641
So you think she made an offhand comment during the interview and they just had happened to have axes and a target ready to go? Are you an idiot?
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>>87760701
He clearly means the outcome
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>>87760716
Should've worded the post better then.
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>>87760641
I'm sure they just happened to have some throwing axes and a target laying around, just in case.
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>>87760352

I wouldn't postulate that actresses are useless at everything, but rather that Jennifer Lawrence is useless at everything, up to and including acting.

Pretty flabby faces tend to be useless and pampered. See: Emilia Clarke.
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>>87760352
Isn't that cultural appropiation?
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>>87760352
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17186303
>Hand-grip strength of young men, women and highly trained female athletes.
lel
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>>87760716
Well the outcome probably WAS scripted. Jlaw is obviously supposed to win, they just had to improvise when she couldn't physically do it.
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>>87760788
they're not throwing bodyspray anon.
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>>87760788
??
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>>87760826
they're throwing tomahawks which are a native American thing.
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>>87760390
She gets paid and makes a living acting. She's also one of the most recognizable people in America as a result of her acting career. She's an actress.
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>>87760855
That's not a tomahawk, you dumbass. They're throwing standard hatchets that you can buy at any hardware store.
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>>87760788
It's not like axe throwing was ever only done by Natives, man.
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>>87760802
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17186303
>Though female athletes were significantly stronger (444 N) than their untrained female counterparts, this value corresponded to only the 25th percentile of the male subjects
>The results of female national elite athletes even indicate that the strength level attainable by extremely high training will rarely surpass the 50th percentile of untrained or not specifically trained men.
lol
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>>87760749
So it's "scripted" the same way that the Super Bowl or any kind of sporting event or other unscripted event is scripted. Hey, bozo, stop being a dum-dum and start using your noggin!
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>>87760352

I want to cut Jennifer Lawrence open and decorate the room with her blood and entrails.
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>women
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>>87760855
thats not appropriation. Appropriation would be something like dressing up as and impersonating a marine. It's highly disrespectful. A native indian chief's head garb is also offensive to wear if you are not the chief of a tribe. Just doing something another culture does when it is not offensive is NOT appropriation, you could argue it is representation.
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>>87760352
feels scripted, here reactions fell scripted
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>>87760802
memegender
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>>87760936
>she was only pretending to be retarded
Ah, the ol' troll classic!
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>>87760920
holy shit
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>>87760352

Noice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oxal7BdCh0
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>>87760975
>>87760920
>half a man is still better on average than a complete woman
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>>87760936
>>87760971
It is scripted. It's always all scripted you idiots. What happened here was a bit of improv when Jlaw couldn't fucking throw the axe right.
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>>87760991
>cut out the yeah motherfucker
boo
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>>87760991
what the fuck is he saying after taking a sip
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>>87760352
STOP SAYING "AX"

DIPSHIT
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Holy shit stop making threads about her. No one here likes her
>>87760995
and you probably :^)
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>>87760991
what are those things on his mouth?
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>>87761085
He's saying "if you're a numale you'll be the target of Jack Axesâ„¢"
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>>87760868
I hope you aren't this stupid. British actors/actress are more recognizable than any American actress in American. Shes plain.
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>>87760802

People don't like to accept the truth that men are physically more capable than women.

Men and women have different bone structure, different heights, different muscular structure, and different hormone levels. Not to mention different cognitive abilities (most common example being spatial awareness).

But no worries, we should definitely have women soldiers on the front lines!
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>>87760880
Natives didn't have metal axes until the settlers sold them to them.
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>>87761085
"if you're in newfoundland you can jack asses"

not sure what he meant by that
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>>87761085
"And if you're in new Comanche(?) come down to Jack Axes
Places is in Newfoundland so Iunno
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMsQlfvBrht/?hl=en&taken-by=prideofgypsies
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>>87760749
>>87760701
jimmy is actually a world-renowned axe-throwing champion. he always has some axes and targets laying around backstage so he can keep in practice. he obviously muffs the first throw on purpose to let her win. when it becomes obvious she doesn't have any idea what she's doing, he hits the target in the nuts and then the head.
dumb bitch should have done some research before challenging him.
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>>87761159
bloody racist you are
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>>87761032
Nah she missed on purpose it was in the script she's actually really good at throwing axes.
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>>87761260
sure why not
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>>87761131
He's got a beard and he's drinking beer, guess.
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>>87761099
Ax.
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>>87760880
>>87760884
Racist much? the act itself is cultural appropiation
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>>87760352
Fucking cringe
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>>87761279

Non-/k/ fag here, what's wrong with that picture?
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>>87761342
She's pointing the fucking gun at her self. You don't have to be /k/ to realize that's a bad idea.
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>see random comedy sketch on talk show
>spend hours writing a huge post about how you hate all women for /tv/
delete /r9k/
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>>87760497

Well she'd definitely win the fellatio competition.
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>>87761357

Ah, I didn't even see the gun.
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>>87760352

Is there anything she can't do?
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>>87761382
That's debatable, fags give notoriously good head.
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>>87761468
you would know you botty man
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>>87761468
>>87761382
This. If the idea of a man blowing me wasn't repulsive I'd much rather have someone who owns a dick give me head.
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>>87761467
act?
say anything even remotely insightful?
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Her outfit is terrible.
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>>87761421
>>87761342
I'm sure you can figure out what's wrong with this one
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>>87760920
Look at the girl in the far back. There's two men reaching down to help her up and she can't even do a little hop to grab their hands.
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>>87761542
I got my dick sucked by a tranny once. It was alright but not mindblowing.

In my experience the best cocksuckers are black women.
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>>87761421
this
i thought she was holding a microphone
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>>87761541
Common sense; A man has a dick so he knows what feels good on a dick.
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>>87761468
something you wanna tell us?
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>>87761595
how much do those backpacks even weigh?
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>>87761595
well, at least she kept going
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>>87761691
Between 60 to 100 pounds. Considering this is training it should be closer to 100.
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>>87761706
now imagine that in combat
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>>87761691
>>87761706
Doesn't matter how fucking tired you are, you shouldn't be using your gun to support your weight and you sure as shit shouldn't be putting its muzzle under your chin while doing it
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>>87761758
Do people go to combat with their backpacks on?
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>>87761885
The funny thing about combat is you often never know when or where it's going to be. The point is every soldier should be prepared to handle the worst. Also if you can't carry the backpack you can't carry other things, like a wounded fellow soldier.
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>>87761885
>Do people go to combat with their backpacks on?
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>>87761885
hmm...
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>>87761357
>>87761421
did you also see that she's leaning her rifle against her stomach?
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>>87761342
She's pointing both the handgun and the rifle at herself
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>>87761885
No, they have pages that wear the equipment for you
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>>87761885
>Is combat related to backpack?
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>>87762265
yes
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>>87760352
Took me literally 10 min to figure how to throw knives, axes and shit when I was a kid.
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>>87760788
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisca
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>>87762435
Yeah, whites stole culture from other people, what's your point?
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>>87761357
>>87762031
>>87762061
But according to conservitards, guns are totally safe things to keep around children. So if no ones' hands are on the triggers, what's the problem?
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>>87762521

When did the Franks and Native Americans meet?
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>>87760390
But she clearly is a product that is beeing both.

By (((whom))) in wonder ...
Also her whore/numale audience doesn't give a shit.
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>>87762741
Sick strawman my guy.
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>>87762741
retard
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>>87761131
Lips
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