>look at movie time >it's 2+ hours

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>feature length
>87 minutes

>>87758973
autism

>>87758973
if its over 95 mins i watch at 1.5x speed

>>87758989

Explain why that's bad.

>>87758973
If I watch a movie at the theater when it's over 2+ hours, I can't hold my bladder.
I piss before I go, drink nothing before I go, drink nothing there, but at around 2 hours I'm nearly pissing myself.
Fuck my life.
Maybe I should invest in a portable catheter.

>>87759692
90 minutes is the absolute minimum to be a feature length film

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>decide to watch a kino before bed
>it takes 2 hours to decide
>too late to watch it now

>>87760177
Me on Netflix

>>87760108

A feature film is a film (also called a movie, motion picture or just film) with a running time long enough to be considered the principal or sole film to fill a program. The notion of how long this should be has varied according to time and place. According to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, the American Film Institute, and the British Film Institute, a feature film runs for 40 minutes or longer, while the Screen Actors Guild states that it is 80 minutes or longer.

>>87760209
90 is the minimum. Period. There has never been a good movie less than 90 minutes.

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>watching a film /tv/ recommended
>turns out it's a flick

>>87760234

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls057425270/

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>load up /tv/
>sneed thread on page 1

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>>87760366
>GOOD MOVIES UNDER 90 MINUTES
>Zombieland
>Phone Booth
stopped reading. Don't insult my intelligence.

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>>87760366

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>>87760190
>netflix

>>87759692
Scenes will be rushed and the whole film will loose its impact

>>87760827
lose*

>>87760827

Depends on the movie. Some movies work better with brevity and fast pace.

>>87760770
Yeah it has a shit library

>>87760571

Eraserhead
The Killing
Rashomon
Evil Dead
Pi
Following
Persona
Laura

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>watch jay's latest recommended flick Lake Mungo
>waste 2 hours just to get one spook

>>87759026
litrrally name five good 2+ hour films in the last 20 years

hardmode: no LOTR

>>87760508
>not using the catalog

>foreign film
>2hrs 10 mins
So what's the reason most asian films are 2hrs+?

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>/tv/ tells me to use MPCHC instead of VLC

>it has no speed settings

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>>87761157
Zodiac
The Pianist
The Wolf of Wall Street
Fight Club
The Dark Knight

>>87761417
Nice memes

>>87761283
Because they're mostly not complete and utter shit.

>>87761435
Good reply

no even joking if a film is under 2 hours i consider it a gimmicky short film
how can you put a good story into 90 minutes? actually pisses me off to no end

>>87760827

What a stupid generalization to make. Comedies, action, and horror movies have no business being over an hour and a half.

>>87761916

see

>>87761077

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>op never heard of there will be blood

>>87760571
>intelligence
kek

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>>87758973
>decide to watch a Lynch film
>it's 3 hours long

>>87758973
Literally me.

1hr50min is optimal time, those extra ten minutes really make it seem more daunting.

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>based on historical/real events
>runtime is less than 2.5 hours

>watch a movie in a theater
>have full attention, easy enjoyable experience
>watch movie at home
>constantly want to check 4chan like a retard and miss things/pause it and it takes longer to finish
How do I fix this?

>>87761077
I'm surprised Eraserhead was less than 90 minutes because it sure as hell didn't feel like it.

>>87762748
By going to the cinema every time you want to watch a movie.

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>watch das boot
>look at runtime

>>87762748
Ritalin

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>>87758973
Why are americans so retarded?

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>>87762523
>Decide to watch a Lynch film
>It's 18 hours long

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>>87762748
Install a home theater in your house, have a guard dog block the door and train it to bite you if you try to leave during the film

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>runtime doesn't exist

>watch lav diaz film
>it's 9 hrs
What's the point in making it that long?

If the film isn't between 110-174 minutes its shit

>>87761157
Every Harry Potter kino besides the last one
Eyes Wide Shut

>>87758973
If it's over 95 mins I watch the spoiler review on youtube

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Alright, time to watch a true classi-

>3h 36m

NOPE

>>87762523
also effectively 1/4 of the movie is in polish with no subtitles given, and it contains substantial plot

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>want to watch LOTR
>remember it is 10 hours long

>>87763931
>watch it anyway
>turn it off after the first intermission