ITT: movies men will NEVER understand

>>87757642
Never heard of this movie until people started shilling it on /tv/ is it something I should care about. It's got JLaw in it so I'm gonna guess not

>>87757674
The director made two good movies, Pi and Black Swan

ITT: movies ruined by Jlaw's inability to act like a non monkey
Fixed

>>87757642
If you think this film is about anything but mass immigration and the non-white infestation of white countries you need to go back to plebbit

>>87757688
Why do you hate Requiem?

>>87757688
What a pleb. Pi, The Fountain and Noah are his best.

>>87757707
what? It's made by just about the jewiest jew imaginable. Stop false flagging you dumb redditor

>>87757707
4chan IQ: the post

>>87757642
this movie is just a hamfisted allegory for roman catholic beliefs... it's just the main part of genesis and the birth and death of jesus.

i thought it was pretty dumb.

literally movies atheists will never understand: THE MOVIE

the amount of absolutely confused, flabbergasted and buttmad normies at my screening yesterday was hilarious. they couldnt even figure out the MOST HAMFISTED BIBLICAL ALLEGORIES. it was hilarious.

say what you will about jlaw or the director or even the film but giving this a mainstream release in 2000+ theaters is normie trolling of the higest order and I love it.

>>87757712
This.

>>87758133
yeah, it's easily going to be the most hated movie of the year, and it doesn't help that jlaw stars in it.

literally the first words i heard once the credits rolled were "what the fuck".

I dunno. Frozen?

>>87758050
You're pretty dumb.

first time in a while ive had numerous walk outs in a screening
plot is about as student film tier as you can get
production design was very good

>>87757734

m8, ur on 4chan

>>87757688
>>87757712
Nice flicks. Requeim is the only tolerable Aronofsky.

>>87757642
to think he was going to direct wolverine but quit to direct noah
makes you think

>>87758373
He also wanted to make super edgy batman flick that would have made suicide squad look like the 60s TV adaptation

>>87758415
yer i read that, batman was a living in a garage and made all his stuff himself
i would have watched that

>>87758157
My nigga
>>87758213
I like Reqiuem but the others i mentioned are better imho

>>87758487
alfred was to be a jive talking nigger. /tv/ would have rioted.

>>87758373
He had wanted to do Noah since high school or middle school. He talked about it in the behind the scenes. He had one of his old school teachers who he liked in the doc.

>no mention of The Wrestler
Plebiest plebs from Plebtown.

>>87758213
requiem is actually really similar to mother! in that both have a simple premise and rely on the viewer being too dumb to figuring it out early on. if you realize early on that requiem is just a horror film in which addiction is the monster and that mother! is just catholic doctrine played out in the broadest possible strokes, the films become cringy and a chore to sit through.

>>87758133
He literally already did it with Noah, which critics liked more than Mother!

Yet audiences will like Mother! more, bc jlaw and memes. Makes you think

>>87758571
sounds like james cameron and avatar

>>87758645
I fucked up my post. I meant noah was a film religiousfags would never understand not atheists.

I'm an atheist and I loved the fountain and noah. I'm spiritual but I don't practice.

>>87758571
I'll admit that I liked the 10 minutes or so of noah where crowe goes insane and wants to kill everyone in order to exterminate mankind.

>>87758586
>muh wrestle man movie
>muh mickey rourke
His others are more kino

>>87758687
I liked the entire thing

>>87758679
Noah was pretty cool, more than it had a right to be

>>87758679
the downfall of our society most have progressed further than I thought since cinemagoers clearly are neither religious (or at least not christian) nor are they familiar with the most basic tenants of christian faith which I would have thought even the staunchest atheists must be due to it being ingrained into our culture.

tldr THEY already won

>>87758641
True that's why Pi, The Fountain and Noah are better.

Pi is just shinya tsukamoto for psueds who skipped math classes

>>87758750
>tenants

let me take a WILD guess

jlaw is the mother?

that's all i need to know about this movie. no thanks.

>>87757688
Aronofsky made one good movie, The Wrestler.

Don't you mean WOMEN? Men are the only ones able to truly understand the Bible and the Word of God.

>>87757674
It's a great director, so probably.

>>87757642

SHUT THE FUCK UP /tv/

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THIS MOVIE

Darron Assmonkey literally made up the most convoluted bullshit ever made on screen, he outdid Alejandro Jodorowsky by going off the mark into a new dimension of retardation that even he wouldn't laugh at. Not only was JLaw Cock telescope such a horrible pick for this role, she made the movie far more irritable than it should have been just looking at her face magnified those shitty effects ten fold. They had to skip the sex scene because there was nothing left to be had, the world has already seen what she has in the sack and it ain't all that. Good lord not even the homos that were sitting behind me were interested in this pleb flick, they were more down and deep throating the STDs out of each others cocks, this is one movie that i would forgive a roastie from walking out and just bursting out some typical roastie line. This is was a waste time, money, energy and brain cells let me go bareback my fleshlight and drink the semen after and then hotglue my anime figurines so i can forget the biggest absolute regret i have ever had in my life.

>>87757711
Requiem is like one of those 50s anti-drug PSAs dragged out to feature length. It's unintentionally hilarious.

>Jennifer Lawrence’s Grotesque Spoof of the Nativity
>Mother, an exercise in torture porn, may be the vilest movie ever released by a major Hollywood studio.

www.nationalreview.com/article/451338/jennifer-lawrence-mother-sickest-movie-ever-made-disgusting-torture-porn

looks good to me

>>87761736
>falling for jewish tricks
Its advertising and shilling jlaw OMIGOD SHES ACTING

>>87761736

There was no torture it was just her being a selfish bitch the entire movie. In fact the audience was actually cheering that scene where justice gets thrown at her

If you guys actually want to watch this movie, do not watch any trailers as they spoil the entire movie from the cuts.

what did it mean when the older couple shattered the diamond heart?

>>87762206
Adam and Eve eating from the forbidden tree. The whole movie is just a 2 hours of making the bible

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>>87757642
>movies men will NEVER understand
>He thinks it's about pregnancy.

>>87762206
disregarding how the previous circle ravaged its mother?

>>87762306
it's about god's/religion's abusive treatment and disregard of women

thanks for proving OP's point

>>87760218
Didn't you get the memo? Like Black Swan you're not supposed to like The Wrestler as it's one of his more popular films

>>87758679
Noah was incredibly bad, it was like watching a 15 year old write a story about spiritual struggle while trying to hamfist his retarded vegan hipster worldview into it.

It almost works as satire but i dont think it was intended that way.

>>87762349
AND? How will men never understand that?

>>87762399
Noah is one of the biggest pleb filters I've seen you have to go back. It's biblicalkino and one of the most faithful biblical films even with the liberties taken.

>>87762383
Black Swan could have been good but Portman sucks as the white swan and black swan (without makeup)

So is this movie good or not?

Does this movie have my mother? I am.

>>87758700

>implying the movie had to be about wrestling

you can literally swap the job description with anything where age is a detriment and there are a lot of misconceptions about it.

>>87762633

no, watch holy mountain instead

>>87761225

but was it worse than Tarsen's magnum opus The Cell?

>>87762633
it's mostly shit. you may sort of enjoy the payoff in the end assuming you didn't already see the outcome coming.

jlaw wears a sexy see-through gown at the beginning where you can see clear shots of her tits and ass. she's a 9/10 in this movie.

>>87762576
not really. The main focus is on Noah and his family's struggle with saving the sinners(meat-eaters) or cutting themselves off and letting them drown.

Noahs story in the bible meanwhile is about trust, faith and perseverance.

>>87762981
And none of that shit in the bible is kino you biblefag. Aronofsky did it the right way.

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>>87757642

>>87758133
not everybody was raised in america

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Why did Jlaw keep her tea flavor in such a pretentious bottle. also what did the tea do for her?

What the fuck was that weird fucking animal thing in the toilet?

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>>87760218
>logan vs the tree of light not being his best kino

seriously /tv/ it's like your not even trying

Pi, mother!, and Requiem for a Dream were pretty good. I've never seen Black Swan and I don't ever plan to, since it's a shitty Perfect Blue knockoff.

>>87758203
it's good to be self aware

>>87762808
um excuse me but the cell is a fucking masterpiece

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No matter how hard they try, women will never understand Master and Commander.

How's the nude scene with jlaw

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>>87765353
these are questions i would like to know the answers to

>>87767148
she's never nude

sorry kid

>>87767239
you see dem titties when they're all curbstomping her.

>>87767148 They're pretty alright I guess

Je, tu, il, Elle
Il deserto rosso
A Woman Under the Influence
Vivre sa Vie
Ascenseur pour l'échafaud
Scener ur ett äktenskap
Jeanne Dielman, 23 Commerce Quay, 1080 Brussels
Shadows
Ninotchka
La Religieuse
Matrimonio all'italiana
麦秋
Viridiana
Mouchette
Höstsonaten
Tagebuch einer Verlorenen
大红灯笼高高挂
Лeтят жypaвли
Io La Conoscevo Bene
エロス+虐殺
Ménilmontant
山の音
赤い天使

But oh no! If only my small female brain could understand Fight Club and Master & Commander! :-(

>>87757642

Do I have to be an untalented moon-faced bitch to understand this movie?

>>87767318
If only my small male brain could understand 50 shades of grey.

Love hierarchy
Man > woman > children

>>87767318

literally nobody is impressed that you know how to use wikipedia and ctrl+v

>>87762349
>disregard of women

mother earth you dumb fuck

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>>87763258

someone post the baby-eating scene

>>87768058
I'm never gonna watch this so this is the only scene i'm actually interested in

>>87768140
its worth seeing just for that desu, its legitimately one of the most shocking sequences in a wide-release film

not shilling btw

so what is this movie even about i don't really know also i dont care about spoilers so who dies i already seen the webm of Jlaw getting beat and it showing her tiddies

I just got out of the cinema, it's very good. The sound design is perfect.

>>87768173
>>87768140
baby is being carried by crowd
you hear an over the top SNAP and his lil head leans back quickly
mother runs to the front of the crowd and sees a brown pile of mush which used to be the baby
the crowd is eating tiny bits of brown whatever that is explained to be the baby
its really not shocking at all. you know its coming so theres no surprise to it, and the 'eating' is as shocking as watching a group of people eating soft chocolate
>>87768173
youre a fucking faggot and a shill

I didnt see this in the catalog as i searched "Mother"

Just got back, was glad i went in cold having not seen any trailers or read any reviews. A very good, very ambitious film, as with most Aronofsky's if not quite great. Thoroughly intense, impressive acting all around, lovely low-light cinematography. Great use of space. And really, for a big budget Hollywood film, it's pretty intensely nightmarish.

As he often wears his influences on his sleeve this film is at least partially inspired by Repulsion/Rosemary's Baby era Polanski, with a dash of the VVitch and maybe a little Bergman-eque existential dread. I've seen, in passing, some claiming it's a "rip-off' of Rosemary's but that's pretty reductive. It follows a similar skeleton of a story, certainly, but the concept itself is as old as folklore and early religion. It also seems to be self-reflexive, in a way his 8 1/2 or Stardust Memories as it's about the act of authorship, creating and the lack thereof. Also celebrity, as quite (a little too?) obviously one of the final scenes even references the Jlaw nude leak. And clearly about marriage/domesticity, but the creative themes felt a little more ripe. The final act got a little silly, but what the hell, i applaud the ambition. Pfeiffer is a goddess among women.

>>87768363
wtf anon youre supposed to call aronofsky a hack and jlaw a no-talent bitch

>>87768363
youre a pretentious moron without an original opinion in your body
the rosmarys baby comparisons were marketing and deliberate. a scam they decided to use in order to get people to listen to their message
its a retellign of the creation of man. god, mother nature, adam, eve, cain, able, are all characters. how you missed to point so severely brings your mental integrity into question
jesus fuck

>>87768533
What can possibly be pretentious? I'm trying to discuss the film you bitter twat. That stuff is the text. Clearly the subtext refers to the act of creating. Life and art.

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>>87768533
>movies can only have one set-in-stone meaning
>my interpretation is the correct one

>>87768363
>these are the people your posting with
Just let that sink in.

>>87768533
you must be fucking retarded if you think the film is only about the bible

>>87768604
there is no subtext, you pretentious moron.
the filmmaker and the leads have all stated that it is a biblical retelling and a warning of how man abuses mother nature while adoring the creator. it shows the consequences.
>>87768649
its not even an interpretation, its gospel from the mouth of the writer/ director
the only character credit with a capital letter is Him aka God. i mean for fucks sake the 'publicist' aka herald even says 'boy is it hot in here' when she enter the house aka earth. its so on the nose its astounding.

>>87768751
>the only character credit with a capital letter is Him aka God. i mean for fucks sake the 'publicist' aka herald even says 'boy is it hot in here' when she enter the house aka earth. its so on the nose its astounding.
yes of course how could i be so blind

>>87765353
I thought it was supposed to be medicine.

>>87769147
No it was pretentious

>>87757642
Why do women think they own flowers?

>>87768788
i cant imagine the reason for the sarcasm. if you think the message of this film is subtle i dont really know what else to say. it was a PSA posing as a psychological thriller.

>>87769279
Not that anon but you are autistic and bring nothing to this thread or board.

>>87768330

So you don't actually see the baby getting torn apart?

>>87769303
what on earth are you talking about!?
in this discussion of the plot, these other anons are looking for subtext, but the religious retelling and the warnings of mans abuse of mother nature ARE the subtext. aronofsky said he was furious he couldnt do anything to save the planet, so he wrote the first draft of the script in 5 days and used the story of a poet and his wife in their house as a plot device.
its a shallow film in terms of plot.
sound design, production design, were excellent. script was not excellent. not by a country mile.

Jlaw ruins the movie. She is so fucking horrible.

And don't give me that Winters Bone meme.Shes always acted the same shit tier way .

>>87769340
no not at all

>>87769624

But how messy is the aftermath?

>>87769758
there is mush and a ribcage on an altar
people are eating tiny squares
she stabs a bunch of people (natural disasters)
its really not jarring. you know the baby is going to be torn to shreds.
it goes from baby, to mush, with no in between

>>87769547
>I don't really know what else to say
>*Repeats the same shit over and over again.*

>>87769884
ah, im being trelled

>>87769758
There's nothing to it, it's a pretentious shock that tries to convey the biblical story but fails miserably , it's not that hard to understand.

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>>87770000
its beautiful

>>87770091
Yea, no you can just read the actual Bible instead

>>87768751
The author is dead you plebbbb. Subtext is there whether it was intentional or not.

>>87770675
ew. ive shown several films at festivals and every time there is a dunce like you in the q and a audience who asks the subtext questions.
youre not special, youre inventing things that arent there to feel intellectual.

It's pretty easy to understand if you have a passing familiarity with the Bible.

>>87757642

It's a ripoff of Rosemary's Baby for plebs. Why should anyone care about this movie?

>>87762576
Hell no. It's Luciferian as can be.

>>87758679
Christo here. Noah is awesome.

>>87770000
Way to go!

What about the lovecraftian elements?

>>87771341
Damn you are retarded if you thought this.

>>87771519
Glad you liked it. I should have specified that religious people were mixed about it and that it was controversal.