shIT

>>87754648
You and your social group have a shit taste

I almost walked out when the weird looking ginger was introduced.

>>87754648
>getting bored during movies

>>87754648
It's legitimately terrifying and great. Sounds like you and your friends just don't get it.

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>>87754711
>It's legitimately terrifying and great.

>>87754711
>It's legitimately terrifying and great
Maybe if you were 9.

>>87754648
>Am I missing something here?

yes. your brain.

>>87754768

gods that dog is so sexy. i want to frenchkiss that sexy snout. that dog is legitimately sexy and hot.

Despite the metric fuck ton of jump scares it wasnt really a frightening movie for the most part.
Pennywise was really only terryfing in his very first scene with Georgie. The only scares that worked were the ones when Pennywise was the painting lady because it was the only straight up scary thing in the whole movie.
The projector scene was alright, not because of the heavily telegraphed jump but because it was really unexpected that he would attack them as a fucking giant.
The Deadlights were great as well but thats not much of a scary moment either and i dont think it was really supposed to be.
So despite its shortcomings in the terror and fear department it excelled as an adventure movie starring kids fighting a monster.

>>87754648
Because you haven't seen the movie and your 'friends' don't exist

>>87754648
nice anti-shill thread
the movie was awesome

DUDE LOOK HOW COOL I AM FOR DISLIKING SOMETHING A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE LMAO

>>87754648
>Am I missing something here?

good taste.

>>87754648
>Am I missing something here?
This movie is awful, it's on of the worst movies I have ever seen. All my friends and coworkers who watched it also think that it's shit (some of them even left the theater halfway through the movie because how bored they were).
Why does this entire post feel extremely artificial?

>>87754648
>friends
Liar.
>coworkers
Liar.

>Am I missing something here?

Yeah. You're supposed to say it's "scary as hell", give it 8.9/10 on IMBD and recommend it to everyone.

>>87754648
Is it at least better than annabelle creation?

Do you guys ever wish this board was actually about film/tv discussion and not just a bunch of 12 year olds trying to out-contrarian one another?

>>87754648
It a good movie and everyone I know likes it. You're probably a shill m8.

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>>87754648
It's because people don't watch horror for complex storytelling. Just for cheap jumpscares and shit acting. so it's a 11/10 shitflick for 'having a good time cucks and normies'.

>People who criticize the clown for being inefficient

Do you not get it? He's an evil supernatural entity that feeds off fear and weakness, he's literally the physical manifestation of evil. He can easily torment and tear these people to pieces at any time but he's juicing them up so they can nurish him more when he devours them. He's actually pretty lethal if pushed into a corner and he needs to lash out violently, as evidence by him maiming all those kids and almost instantly killing them but getting distracted by another one hitting him or something.

10/10 acting
0/10 cgi
2/10 editing

fell pretty flat imho, Bowers two bully scenes were the most intense parts of the flick

>>87754972
look how cool you are for being part of the mass culture of mongoloids that wouldn't know a good film if it bit you in the ass, IT was a cheap cgi slasher, stop acting like this flick is the second coming of christ.

>>87754648
IT is an embarrassing trashpile

>>87757136
>OK responding to Itself
Is there anything more pathetic?

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>>87754841
I thought this was a good board.

>>87757323
yeah phoneposting is pretty pathetic

>>87757123

It is not the second coming of christ. It's decent for a Goonies-type movie. Counter-culture is also inherently shit.

>leaving halfway through a movie in this day and age of ticket prices

How to spot a brainlet.

>>87757542
As opposed to turning your PC on, getting it setup and drinking MTN DEW while you wait for all the updates before you can shitpost?

Meanwhile all I had to do was look down at my phone and call you a cunt.

>>87757590

>experiencing something you absolutely hate just because you already spent money on it

You're a genius

Just watched annabelle and it looks way more solid than this crap

>>87757558
Comparing that pile of shit with The Goonies. Lol this shit will be forgotten in a year.

>>87754931

Literally every scene you mentioned is on youtube. Why comment about something you haven't even seen?

>>87754648
Shills, shills everywhere

I actually really liked it. It was almost as good as the Dark Tower film that was released earlier this year

>>87757646

It will not, it's tremendously popular and already ready for a sequel. And you will probably be butthurt about it. But no worries, you still have your buzzwords you can always spew out when your contrarian rhetoric doesn't work.

>>87757689
ebin

>>87757123
>IT was a cheap cgi slasher

Literally the exact opposite of the film.

>>87757123

The whole movie was practically based around the characters and their interactions with eachother. The whole movie was carried solely on the abilities of the actors which is the complete opposite of a "CGI slasher". The monster itself took up almost no screentime in terms of the length of the movie. What you've described is complete nonsense and I doubt you even saw it.

>>87757706
>film
lol

>>87757950
>retard
lol

One problem I had is most of the kids were really underdeveloped. Only Richie (the kid from Stranger Things) and Bev really stood out. The older film did a better job setting up the kids and their relationships/interactions. I felt some of the more horror stuff felt a little tacked on and actually the movie might have been stronger if it was PG-13 and focused less on scares and more on childhood adventures.

>>87757706
>group of scared kids
>they wander off one by one conveniently
>don't go in there
>get slashed in poor cgi quick zoom
well you kids got your generational horror flick, enjoy it, because it's just like the rest of the crap out there today and oh yeah it's a remake what's new lmfao

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>>87754684
>weird looking ginger
*blocks your path*

>>87758036

Ben and Bill easily had the most on-screen development and the mini-series didn't bother to flesh out any of the losers club. I doubt you even watched the movie.

>>87758171
read a fucking book

>>87758171
They might have had more screentime but they were still boring characters who were just sort of there and didn't really stand out in any meaningful way to me.

>>87758215
>telling someone in /tv/ to read a book

What did he mean by this?

>>87754648
It is a very scary movie. From the moment the movie started I kept getting scared and each passing minute of the two hour running time I got scareder and more scareder.
I haven't slept for a week in fear that Pennywise, the most mental and scariest monster I have ever seen will take me. I am scared right now you guys. Really scared. Don't see this new IT movie, it is THAT scary.

>>87758249
Also I thought the end of the original (part 1) with the silver bullets and inhaler "battery acid" was better than the kids just beating the shit out of Pennywise with pipes and the Anton Chigurh gun.

>>87758249

All of the losers in the mini-series were interchangeable with nothing to set them apart aside from physical differences. The newer film did a much better job of explaining their fears.

>>87754648
>it's on of the worst movies I have ever seen.
then you haven't seen many movies, so you'll fit right in.

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the movie is out for download i hope someone can make screencaps and webms of sophia lillis

>>87758371
Dude... wait for 1080 or higher quality webms from a blu-ray.

>>87758331
>I have never seen the miniseries
Bill-Georgies death and parents absent
Ben-New kid, haunted by dead father and clowns and Bowers
Bev-overly protective father/sink blood
Eddie-literally perfect in miniseries
Richie-fear of the Wearwolf, Seth Green was good and you know it
Stan-outsider and you'd know it if you read the book

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>>87754648
>everywhere I go online, people are praising it and calling it the best horror movie ever.

Welcome to the modern day of saying shit to garner praise from other social idiots. On the flipside there's the people who hate things just because others like it. In the end, why do you care about their opinions?

>>87754648
You finally grew out of horror. Congrats on turning 20.

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>>87758472
i will be ok with those scenes in that quality for start

>>87759348
>>87759366
How did they get away with sexualizing her?

>>87759366
Why was she bullied by that ugly chick when she was the prettiest girl in school? Why did she look so much older than the boys?

>>87759392

She probably was older than the boys

>>87759383
hollywood has been in the business of sexualizing kids for decades. their lawyers got this all figured out down to a science

>>87759383
Context, most of the time.

Movie is set in the 80s so nobody used to care

>>87759366
>no sideboob or nipple visible
into the trash

>>87759366
They are trying to normalize pedophilia

>>87754768
Wow, you sure showed him by repeating his statement. It really makes me feel differently about the film now.

>>87759543
Why should such a dumb statement be met with anything but brushing it off?

2017 was the year Warner convinced people to like their shitty movies

Disney had their time

>>87759540
How is it pedophilia? Unless you, as an adult man or woman gets turned on by children scenes.

>>87759595
They tried sexualizing children and giving them sexual tendencies at the age of 10 or whatever. You don't have to be attracted to see what they were doing. Nice try

>>87759568
Brushing it off would mean that you ignore it instead of giving it attention.

>>87754648

I like it, but didn't really view it as a horror movie. It's a coming-of-age adventure movie. Knew enough to not walk in expecting to be scared.

>>87754648
You and your imaginary friends are contrarian kikes

>>87759648
not him but how would that guy know how dumb it was otherwise

>>87754648
>All my friends
Anyone who posts on /tv/ doesn't have friends. Proof this story is fake.

>>87759644
Are you saying you weren't sexually curious at the age of 10? I think its a pretty natural scene.

>>87754648
Dont trust reviews m8. Its 2017 every """reviewer""" is bought and paid for. I caught onto this fact after getting fooled time and again into watching the latest marvel capeshit, like back in 2013.

>>87759644
I think they're supposed to be like 14 or so. Realistically, you think kids aren't at least curious at 14?

>>87759752
A child being sexually curious is different to an adult being horny. They portrayed them as horny adults

They gave them adult tendencies and personas to normalize pedophilia. Stephen King is a closet pedophile and the (((directors))) in hollywood are no different. Why else do they glorify his shit books? Is it so out of the question that they would use their power in selfish ways?

>>87759833
>Implying you didn't make dick jokes and stare at the more developed girls when you were the same age as these kids
Fag

>>87759883
on reflection i never did until i was exposed to adult content and pornography. that is not the natural behavior of a child. it's their behavior when they are fucked up by a decadent society

>>87757603
This. PC posting is pleb tier .

>>87759883
I cant tell if you are stupid or wilfully ignorant but i will spell it out for you. They want us to think that children think and have sexual urges like adults and can therefore consent to sex like adults.

They are normalizing pedophilia. We are in the beginning stages. Wait for it to ramp up in 5 - 10 years and remember my words when it happens to your child

>>87759924
Well surely your singular experience defines an entire species.

Neck yourself, puritan weirdo.

>>87759924
Are you on the spectrum?

>>87759833
Me and all of my classmates girls and boys were extremely horny when we were 13, fapping together to naughty sites and doing all sorts of cringy kid stuff. Amerifats are so fucking puritan it makes me legit mad if you think there was anything wrong with the boys having naughty thoughts about Beverly.
What I agree on as a but weird is how she flirted with the drugstore guy but it is actually very real and I know 15yo girls flirt with adults all the time at keast when I was back in high school.

>>87759996
>attacks my personal experiences with a false projection
>defend myself
>hurrr you are only relying on personal experience!

Do you have brain problems?

>>87759883
I'm 28 and had internet before I was a teen and already looking up fully developed naked women on AOL dial-up.
Girls my age didn't have shit on internet babes.

>>87760042
>Well surely your singular experience defines an entire species.

>>87760042
>>87760088
Can confirm I had a similar experience starting at the age of 10. Well, it all started with innocent games like playing doctor, next thing you know you're jerking of with your friends because they found a dirty magazine. Children aren't so innocent as you think they are.

>>87754648
I haven't seen it but I'm getting a manchild flick vibe from it.

I've seen the original when I was in elemtary school and I thought it was ok.
But then at that age I thought most of shit I saw were ok.

>>87760042
>>87759996
I find it funny that you dismissed him as a 'puritan'. You are implying that these situations aren't 'pure' but possibly dirty. Why should we encourage our children to do things that we consider 'not pure'? A child also chucks tantrums when they don't get what they want. Should we encourage them to do so because it's 'natural'?

As far as modern horror movies goes, I suppose it's okay. But it's still modern horror, i.e. jumpscares, shaky cam, loud noises. Probably not even worth watching not in a theater.

>>87758036
Richie was literally just comedic relief, he had no fucking character development you utter fucking aut

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>>87760284
>our children
>/tv/

>>87758215
>read a Stephen King book

disgusting

I noticed everybody praising it, so I decided to go to the cinema to check it out.

Boring as fuck movie. Felt like The Little Rascals meet some not scary clown.

Honestly, the clown would've been more scary if he had a fucking flower that shot water in their eyes.

Terrible flick.

The scene where they were literally beating the shit out of the clown felt insulting, as though they had to really hammer home the "not afraid" theme like im too stupid to get it.
Btw listen to ante up when your watching that scene it makes it alot better.
https://youtu.be/PLT68mI5Pwc

>>87760082
when I was around 7 years old, I'd rub my dick because it felt good.

Is this normal?

Anyone else that age actually have this urge?

>>87760656
wow old rap is so shit, thank god we've got good rap nowadays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzvywmVRWAo

>>87760328
I said that he stood out from the pack, not that he was a well developed character.

>>87759348
Man, I can't wait for that scene.
I bet it's in slow motion.

>>87760772
i can remember masturbating since i was in kindergarten (that ends at 6 in my country), but i did not turn out well.

>>87760834
>rap
this is why this new generation of music is dead. How do you people not like punk or rock anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov8eM0wXDSw

>>87760878
>but i did not turn out well.
what you mean?

but yeah I remember being 7 years old and finding some woman attractive from movies and thinking I was messed up because no one around me that age felt the same.

And yeah I'd dry hump my bed a lot because it made my dick feel good (of course I was too young so couldn't masturbate).

>>87758067
Not a remake. Based on a book.

>>87760907
i'm joking. i saw this somewhere and i thought it was the most retarded degraded thing ever. i can't imagine how anybody could enjoy it if they're not drugged out of their mind. fucking boring mumbling nigger shit.

>>87759985
Isn't there a kid orgy in the book? and wasn't the book released in the late 80's?
What do you think about that.
How did that shit fly on the first place anyways.

>>87761211
The book is over 1,000 pages and only die hard readers read it back then so hardly many knew the orgy scene was in it since it appeared right near the end of the book.

>>87757509
>I thought this was a good board.

Where the fuck do you even come from? /b/? For fuck's sake.

I walked out during the interracial sex scene

>>87761384
not him but i go to a 6 or 7 boards and /tv/ is one of the better ones, sadly. /v/ is absolutely abhorrent. yes, even worse than /pol/. /b/ or /bant/ are pretty vapid and dull, but i swear on my life, the absolute most retarded and insufferable people i see on 4chan are /v/tards

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>>87760907
>that video
>recommended shit on the right
what the fuck man

>>87761661
Jesus, what seven boards do you go to? /tv is barely better than /v. I only come when I'm hype about something and for the cunnyposting

>>87761744
well, /tv/, /v/, /pol/, /ck/, /out/. i go to /mu/ and /int/ sometimes too. i'd say it's

/out/>/ck/=/tv/>/pol/>/int/>/mu/>>>>/v/

>>87760834
My point was that the kids literally fuckin just ganged pennywise. Like how the fuck am i supposed to be scared of him when he got stomped out by a bunch of kids, all they have to do as adults is buy a gun and fuckin gun him down.

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I really hope that sequel will focus mainly on Pennywise (adult Losers part is kinda boring to be worth it). He deserves to have more screen time.

>>87761826
shit and i used to go to /x/. still better than /v/

>>87761728
nigga it's your browsing history. If you have been looking up some weird shit on youtube then whatever you watch, your previous viewing history will be present.

>>87761839
Part 2 opens with Mike being a drug addict and hallucinating to visualize Pennywise landing on Earth.

Is gonna be an awesome film

>>87758124
you just know

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>>87761867
no nigrow, I usually fire up porno-mode when opening random links
right side was full of REACTION!!! videos just like the one from that post
what the fuck man

>>87761855
/x is shit but it's my original home and at least it's slow. /v is an absolute whirlwind shithole that will overtake you if you let it.

>>87761839
Pennywise isnt really even a character in the new film tho, hes just some fuckin spoopy monster

>>87754648
/tv/ has always been pedo /tv/ loves Bev and imagines her getting gangbanged

>>87761834

It's the power of imagination. As kids it was easy for them to imagine shit like a toy gun having real effect on IT. As adults they don't have the power of imagination over IT because they try to rationalize everything they see and it is much harder for them.

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>>87761936
>posting Danny Glover
You sir are a legend

>>87761661
/v/=/tv/, both are equally bad mainly for being hug boxes, echo chambers, both are also serious nostalgia faggots that can't get over themselves about the good times and "kino". I only come here for the memes for that's what these two boards are good for.

>>87760284
>Theme of entire coming of age movie is the loss of innocence that occurs with the end of childhood
>"What the fuck why aren't these kids behaving like the innocent children they're supposed to be in my mind?"

>>87762058
/v/ has no decent memes. /tv/ has funny memes. I stll smile when I think of the word sheev. Call me retarded I don't care

You make this thread three times a day and you get BTFO every single time. The movie was great, accept it and move on

>>87761839
This. I want to see moar of my clown monster boyfriend.

>>87762058
I don't know when the last time you've been to /v/ was but it's far far worse than /tv/

>>87754648
I thought it lasted like 30 or 40 minutes too long.
My AMC was also almost sold out and I guess horror movies brought out low IQ mongs who wanteded to shout and react to shit happening on screen. Some spic kept calling the kids pussies

>>87754931
I dont think the deadlights were ever explained there were just these anti gravity shits hovering kids for no reason

>>87755134
Because a disney shill made it. Studios compete for talent, funding, distribution, marketing slots... Now that the most successful movie of the year is taken, these shills are on panic mode trying to shit on it.

>>87762279
They could have cut the scene with the bully killing his dad and having pennywise make him go after the kids easily, although I suspect they needed it in there so they could blame any deaths on him when the sequel comes out

>>87762350
also I found it odd that he ran out with the gun in his hand but then he attacked the nigger with some pipe. I guess the movie would have been shit if the main characters had all gotten domed in the back of the head. He did die like a bitch after being such a hard ass villain for most of the movie

>>87762000
Bullshit. He's one of those great villains that really enjoys what they do. Like Sheev, but not stuck in a terrible franchise.

>>87762397
I hope he didn't die. IT sets him up for the killings and breaks him out of the loony bin. Then he torments the losers and is killed by Eddie.

>and now I'm gonna kill this FUCKING CLOWN
If you didn't like this please refer to your nearest autismus doctor. Early detection is really important

>>87758124
she is cute

>>87754648
stop making this thread nobody cares

>>87754648
yes yes well done

HOWEVER

>literally everybody loves this movie to the point it's getting annoying and I'm starting to hate it myself
>M-MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS HATED IT THEY LEFT THE T-THEATER I S-SWEAR
Embarrassing OP, I expect much more from our resident Disney shills

Still hasn't turned a profit.

>>87763029
>made over 5x its budget
Sure has.

>cut to cat
AHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

>>87758124
I think it's cool they let a transgender kid be one of the leads.

>>87763029
Based dumbposter

>>87754931
>this movie sucked
>but that painting lady was scary as fuck!
I truly hope you just haven't seen the movie. That was easily the lamest part of the entire movie.

>>87754648
Tastes differ

I wish pennywise had more dialogue in the first movie
he barely talked, he mostly laughed and made random noises

>>87754648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=houP7mAjZ0o
this one's for you OP

>>87763047
...you do realize that a movie needs to make 10 times its budget to start making profit, right?

>movie makes money and it's considered good
>4chan hates it
Color me surprised. I get it, we're supposed to hate it cause normies like it but aren't you tired of this whole "anti popular" thing? It must be sad to have to hate everything everyone else likes.

all that sexual shit and humor didn't have to be there

why do they have to force that shit in in horror movies

>>87764979
/tv/ isn't a hivemind.
Before it came out, the majority of posters who posted about it seemed to be relatively hyped.
When it came out, the overall reception seemed positive (with a few dissenters. Some of whom I don't doubt had genuine complaints about the film, some of whom may have just been being contrarian). When the cams came out, that's when people started shitting on it more.

>>87765146
I don't understand how so many /tv/ users would ever expect to NOT hate new movies, they always watch new releases on 144p quality on their shitty monitors.

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did anyone else think this movie was /comfy/
I liked the good feels of the kids spending time together

>>87765146
People hating this movie are literal autists. How many threads did they make? And they get told in all of them, but their autism don't let them stop. They'll be here tomorrow and the day after

>>87760480
>Being too pleb for even entry level horror

>>87754648
>Am I missing something here?
A brain.

>>87763029
For you.

>>87754972
But people don't like it, I saw it, I know a lot of people who saw it, it's shit and everyone knows it's shit. A lot is said about shilling on 4chan but this is the first time there's been such a large and obvious attempt. At first there was nothing but glowing threads then it just died off because no one fucking cares about a garbage film but any time someone says they don't like it there's an immediate shill assault with you fucking losers replying within a minute of the threads creation.

>>87758036
It would have benefited greatly from being a 20 episode series. There just wasn't enough time to give all of the characters meaningful lines, and we didn't get to see any backstory for a single one.

>>87765299
It made me kind of sad. I moved to a different country when I was 11 so I lost contact with all my childhood friends. By the time I was a teenager I didn't know my new friends half as well as they knew each other.

>>87765299
No, and your dubs don't help. Seeing kids being sociable and finding happiness with each other just reminds me how much of a pathetic friendless loser I am and how I'll never have another chance at that.

>>87764926
You're an idiot

>FUCK YOU IT'S COMPLETE UTTER SHIT WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN
vs
>FUCK YOU THIS IS THE MASTERPIECE OF HORROR GENRE A BRILLIANT HOMAGE TO THE ORIGINAL THAT IMPROVES EVERY POINT
i didn't like the movie, I thought it was too cliche and the horror aspect is mostly dogshit, but i don't think it was that bad, no idea why you retards always argue about things that are very subjective and will most certainly be very divisive when discussed

Gonna go see the film in an hour, so far my expectations aren't high. The trailer for the film left me in stitches.

>>87765821
Choose a side you neutral fuck, this is a war!

>>87765744
>>87765785
Yeah it made me happy when seeing it then sad when I realized I never had that in the slightest

It's so funny to see all these butt hurt posters commenting "shIT" or the gif of Pennwise Dancing when he is literally "Pennywise The Dancing Clown". The truth of the matter is that the movie was a huge box office success and any input you have to say about it flopping is completely invalid.

>>87766063
>Successful = Criticisms being instantly negated
Fuck off shill

>>87757623

Annabelle was complete garbage and you're a fucking plen

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A have a really important question: would Pennywise let you fuck it in exchange for your soul?

Drumpf and his russian nazi frogs are paying irl trolls to say it's a bad movie to fuck with Based Stephen King. All your friends are russian agents and will eventually be executed for treason.

>>87759456

actually, I noticed when she gets out of the water you can see her nipple through her bra for a second or two.

why is everyone crticism in this thread all broad insults you could throw at any horror movie you wanted to shit on. Also notice how many kids watched a camrip, verifiably teenagers and flyover wasteoids.

>>87754648
>This movie is awful, it's on of the worst movies I have ever seen.
I've only seen 20 movies general

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I'm absolutely sure the shills have been ordered to defend the original book. They always say
>The underage gangbang was fine! It made sense in the book, stop talking about!
Like the higher-ups KNOW people are going to be talking about that so they told the shills to defend that particular point even though it's not even in the movie.
Just something I've noticed.
>The scene does make sense though if you're a sex pervert on cocaine.

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>/tv/ says movie will be hated and not make money
>makes its money back
>universally loved
>/tv/ pretends to hate it by taking scenes they never saw out of context
Why is this board so pathetic? Same with Wonder Woman.

Quotes from Critics that may align closer to OP.

I have not seen it yet, so I have no opinion. I'm actually unsure of how people that haven't seen it yet have an opinion about it in this thread.

>What we're left with is a solid but relatively conventional horror movie, above average but overlong.

>Doesn't cut very deep and isn't very scary.

> It is unfortunate that the film is as diagrammatic as an algebra equation. Actually, I believe that algebra is more terrifying than old Pennywise.

>Even those unfamiliar with the book might wonder why this kids-only manifestation of IT feels strangely toothless on the horror front.

>What do we have here, really? We have a story that feels not so much freshly imagined as dutifully recounted.

So, while most audience and critics liked it, there are some that didn't and brought up a few valid concerns.

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>>87767356
>Mfw it's at $250 million in 6 days
It's so obvious they're shitting on it because they were wrong too. It's glorious

Why do I even come to this board? The level of discourse is so fucking low I'd get better answers from 5 year olds.

>hurr it's not scary!!
who the fuck gets scared by horror movies after they're 14 years old? The only conclusion you can draw from this is that most here are underage

>hurr sexualizing kids
You're doing the sexualizing because you're fucked in the head. Boys in white undies, whoop de fucking doo, have you never been to gym class? Some girl with a fridge body and no curves at all in 80's underwear? call the cops! Fuck, are you all raised mennonite or what?

>hurr too much humor and not enough scary clown
welcome to Stephen King, and welcome to writing a story about people you actually give a shit about.
Nobody cares when 6 people go into a murder house and all get killed one by one because you know nothing about them. Making the movie about the kids and having Pennywise be secondary to all the other shit in their life, at least for a little while fleshes out the characters and non-retarded people actually start caring about them a little.

That said, I'd give it an 7/10 because King is a hack.

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IT'S PICKLE IT BITCHES

>>87764926
I know you're memeing but it's made over 7x its budget back now. After this weekend it will have actually made 10 times its budget

>>87767415

Really the only objective complaint is that it was overly long, which I can understand. The rest of the complaints just sound like the typical critic finding something to not like about a popular movie. That line about algebra made my eyes roll out of my head

>>87754678
fpbp

A good flick, but bad horror

>>87763068
>15 extra minutes include cat kill scene
Can't wait

>>87759752
>He wasn't watching hardcore porn and bestiality at 13
Everyone, point and laugh at the late bloomer.

>>87765701
Huh, it's almost as if you're not the only person who goes to /tv/, and lots of neets liked It.
Really makes you think Reddit!
And don't give me any crap about how you're not from that hellhole, I've only seen Redditors hating on the movie, in part most likely because it's pedob8.

>>87767717
Bah, no (You)!

Anyway, yeah that algebra line felt like the person was trying to aim for a certain market. I'll stick with math and call it the LCD group.

Granted I'll probably find something I don't like about it, but from what I've seen I'm going to go watch it in theaters.

>>87754648
It's not so much that is was scary as it was disturbing and unsettling

>>87769696
Internet was invented the day I turned 12. Buy 13 I came at least one thousand times.

(I had to house sit for this rich hippy that just had the "new thing internet" installed with his highspeed fax line.)

>>87767076
Because all of the horror parts of this movie had the same problems that every successful horror movie has these days. And this is coming from someone that likes the movie

>>87771201
Horror movies were never scary, you were just younger and more inexperienced before.

>>87754711
The problem is that some people, like OP and her friends, get so wrapped up in having good taste that they don't like anything.

>>87756998
Lol, no he isn't, he's literally incompetent at his one job and gets fucked up by kids.

I've seen this film today and I regretted not going for Dunkirk instead

I mean it wasn't completely terrible. Pennywise penformance was cool and I liked the kids and it was an ok movie, I just wasnt blown away by it

>>87754678
fpbp

>>87754648
It got shilled so hard because it was probably summerfags' first horror film at the cinema.

It's the same reason why i hold Blair Witch in such high esteem, it's not that good, but it was my first.

>>87767578
PICKLE IT IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

PICKLE IT IS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>87754648
Yeah OP we know you love transformers go kys you fucking fag.

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>>87754648
>went into theater expecting horror masterpiece kino, a citizen kane of horror
>all i got was a shapeshifting clown monster that hunts kids
>waaaaahhhh it doesn't fit my ridiculously high standards of film making
fucking, just enjoy the movie man. i had a blast because i wasn't expecting some magnum opus of horror, in was expecting pennywise and that's what i got

>>87765826
Just got back from seeing the film and fuck me was that funny! Pennywise fucking doing a jig while his head stays in line with the camera was my favourite fucking scene. And when he runs while doing that fucking head shake! Jesus this film was good. The horror wasn't amazing, and the jumpscares where a little often, but I can forgive it, because I am in tears.

>>87754678
case closed