Why did they replace alpha Toby with a 12 year old twink?

>>87752301
>Tobey
>Alpha
>Literally gets cucked twice

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>>87752301
These just showed up at my local walmart, and I had to pick one up.

It's a pretty good deal.
You get all three movies with their special features, PLUS Spider-Man 2.1 and the new alternate cut of Spider-Man 3

Previously I only owned Spidey 3 on bluray

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>Hollywood Movie
>Why did they replace alpha Toby with a 12 year old twink?

>>87752332
Are you forgetting how beat the shit out of James Franco for cucking him?

That was pretty alpha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI6eB4cI_LU

>>87752301
What are these memes called

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>>87752344
>local walmart
So I really am posting alongside rural and suburban retards.

>>87752358
>no he despised you. you were an embarassment ot him. look at little goblin jr. gonna cry?
>punch
kek

>they're making a spiderman movie
...
>and it's being directed by Sam Raimi
...

nothing has ever matched the feeling of hearing that

>>87752589
Unfortunately, that will never happen again.

>>87752377
>don't buy this cheap thing for reasons
>not retarded

sure you kek, I'll just blow my budget so that I'll feel morally superior.
Broke but superior.

>>87752589
Hearing they were making a Guardians of the Galaxy movie at all was a pretty big one. Then they announced the guy who made Super and Slither and SFW Porn was going to be directing.

>>87752301
For all the possible (and already made) fapfiction tbqh.

>>87752301

toby was replaced by andrew garfield, you blithering idiot

>>87752301

Toby was handsome when he was a kid and still not ugly when Spider-Man was filmed but of the three Peter Parkers, he's definitely the least handsome.

>>87752344

what's 2.1? spider-man 2 with additional scenes?

and how does alternate cut of 3 differ from original cut?

How does tobey spidey shoot his semen through his spidey suit? It comes from his wrists but there's no obvious holes except for this plothole.

>>87752358
Did he die? A fucking explosive in his face? So spidey kills people?

>>87753040

tobey didn't kill james franco. it was the sandman (in 3, i think).

>>87753040
No, he ended up surviving the explosion.

>>87753068
>>87753097

How the fuck could he survive an explosive to the face? He doesn't have any super powers

>>87753110
He did there, he was taking the goblin super serum

>>87752816
Holland>Toby>>>>>>>>>>>>>Garfield

>>87753110
His face did end up getting a bit messed up, though.
>>87753177
This.

>>87752301
This meme has completely lost its way. It went from making fun of people that called everyone virgins to "thing I don't like vs. Thing I like." The rate at which this site ruins shit is amazing.

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>>87752301
>Why did they replace alpha Toby with a 12 year old twink?

Because the next Spider-man reboot will be - Spider-girl !!!

>>87753237
the post on /fit/ that you're ripping off said it better

>>87753326
/fit/'s gay and the Rick and Morty virgin vs. the Chad Xavier meme was when it was at it's peak of hilarity.

>>87752772
who?

>>87752301
Don't you know that the true alpha Spiderman is the shirtless spiderman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J61RWkXEKTc

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>>87753322

>>87753550
who cares? you talk like a fag. you idiots take this shit too seriously. it's just a meme.

>>87752358
Fuck, like everyone else I hated spidey 3 but damn that scenes good. Really satisfying to see a hero be a genuine hard fucker too. Raimi is a great talent where's he at now

>>87752816
the new guy is ugly.

>>87752358
the alpha tobey

didn't the new spiderman have a sex tape leak? or did i imagine that

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>>87754170
If you think Tobey Maguire is better looking then there's no help for you mate.

>>87754334

harrison osborneterfield is the most handsome among them all

>>87754410
Tom is a lucky guy.

>>87754334
Well he's not an effeminate faggot for sure.

>>87754410
>>87754449
The trophy husband thing with your best friend seems like a good life.

>>87754449

they both are lucky. i wish i have a best mate like harrison or tom. or logan lerman. ;_;

>>87754523
I agree completely.
>>87754536
>they both are lucky.
This too. You can still get a best friend like that, Anon. It's not too late yet.

>>87753322
No. I loved Mayday and I don't want them to shit on her with their Marlel 'movies'.

>>87752344
goddamn you're a white trash

>>87752816
That was the intention you faggot/femanon; that's one of thhe reasons why Garfield's Peter wasn't good, a guy that looks like Andrew would never be bullied

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The sad thing is this garbage is on par with Spider-Man 1 and 2 on RT and has a higher score than both of them on IMDB.

>>87752301
Raimi had a more lovecraftian take on Spider-man

>>87754906
So he hated niggers?

>>87752301
Because he's 42 years old now, hard to play a kid in his 20's.

>>87754805
You don't get out of your house.

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>>87752816
Why lie?

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>>87754978
Maguire is the least ugly by far.

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>>87754410
>osborneterfield
Yeah he really needs to play Harry. I can't think of many castings so good where the actor would barely even have to act for the role.

>>87754978
>>87755015
okay, hold on a second, I didn't watch holland's spiderman, is that really his suit or is this a shop ?
seriously what the fuck is that thing

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>>87755461
Most of the action scenes were done by motion capture. Meaning Holland did whatever stunt on a stage, and then they spliced it into he actual scene. At a guess they wanted the design as simplistic as possible so that was easier.

>>87755626
and then they replaced him with a CGI model too

Whatever happened to Tobey anyway?
Never saw him after Gatsby. Did he name the names?

>>87752301
>The human Chad

Jeje'd

>>87755798
He's just a bad actor mate. It takes a severe lack of talent to make Peter Parker and Nick Carraway pretty much the same character.

>>87752358
THat part when Peter looks down at Francos broken body and says "...and you call yourself white?"

>>87752847
>what's 2.1? spider-man 2 with additional scenes?
yup. Its worse desu.

>>87754805
m8 I live in fucking canada.
Our local walmart is pretty comfy, and there's always tons of cuties hanging around

>>87756137
Lies.
The elevator scene and pizza scene are worse but aside from that it's way better.

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>>87752301
>Hey what's your name kid?

>>87752847
>>87752847
>and how does alternate cut of 3 differ from original cut?

It's mostly re-ordering some scenes, with a few additional takes and a couple new scenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP9QgeO0xmg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGjWaplcBWk

>>87755982
It's funny cuz franco is a jew

human chad: knows how to shot web

>>87752358

This scene was great but the tone of the movie varied so much viewers didn't have time to process the good parts from the cartoonish

>>87754334
I thought this guy was 16 or still growing.

He's in his fucking 20s and he's shorter than RDJ, a literal manlet.

I honestly feel bad for him.

>>87753177

Fuck no. Holland's a fuck ugly twink

>>87753992
>Stop disliking a thing I like!

>>87754334

No, Tom. You look like a toad.

>>87752860
It comes out as small fibres through the breathable material of the suit and then weaves itself into a web.
What's the matter bro? It's simple stuff.

>>87755626
>director has hand on his ass
literal casting couch

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What about who they replaced MJ with? She was such a cutie

It does feel a little awkward being attracted to her when she looks a lot like my mom though

>>87752358
>Look at little Schlomo Jr., gonna cry?

>>87752301
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO WILL SAVE US

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>>87756381
Wrong.

>>87756689
I bet they give the best nohomo brojobs

>>87756517
Do you mean May? I'm concerned and aroused if your mom looks like a 21 year old Zendaya.

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His mom is too fucking hot.

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>>87756713
>best nohomo brojobs
I'll agree with you there.

>>87752358
10/10

>>87756713
>>87756909
They probably do. Must be nice.

Comic book characters don't count as replacing actors.

>>87752358
This scene is unironically great. Cheesy as hell but for its genre its fucking awesome. The last part when he catches the grenade and throws it back is fucking badass.

>>87757330
Tobey sells the "you did not just fucking do that" type of rage, like he doesn't even hesitate to throw it back in franco's face

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>>87752682
>buying useless shit you don't need is justified if you think it's cheap

>>87755116
I'd love to stand next to this manlet and make him look pathetic lmao

>>87757815
I'd love to see some anon smugly stand next to fucking Tom Hollard and think they're making him look "pathetic."

>>87752377
Why are cityniggers so fucking obnoxious?

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>>87757955
That's Harrison They can both probably kick that guys ass though

>>87752332
The landlord's daughter craves his cock tho

Also, the dance scene.

>>87758009
why are ruralniggers so bitter? No one is making you be a tree person.

>>87752816
The second one literally looks like a retarded Teenager, don't know his name

>>87758168
Garfield? He was the oldest guy to play Spider-Man, about 28 in ASM:1.

>>87758099
Confronted about his cynical personality, the cityfaggot is quick to defend himself by projecting his bitterness on to those who make an active decision to live away from cities.
What's it like, not having any stores to go and buy things whenever your heart desires? It must suck having to wait for Amazon deliveries instead of just popping down to your local Fry's or Costco or Walmart and getting your shit price matched.
I bet you don't even have a license, Mr. "My entire life is a block away from me".

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>>87757955
Oh come on. As long as you're not an autist all you need to do is stand there

>>87758021
Two little twink gay hollywood actors?

>>87753040
>So spidey kills people

Did you miss the several lynching scenes or something?

>>87757815
>Facelets
Always in Virgin Rage

> tfw web shooters are more unbelievable than organic web creation.

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>>87758230
>Two little twink gay hollywood actors?

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>>87758395
Just means they're scrappier anon.

>>87758207
>to those who make an active decision to live away from cities.
aka asocial pussies
>What's it like, not having any stores to go and buy things whenever your heart desires?
idk. Cities are the only place where walmart hasn't put everything out of business. You can walk a block down the street and there's an entire pavilion of stores and restaurants and coffeeshops and shit.
> It must suck having to wait for Amazon deliveries instead of just popping down to your local Fry's or Costco or Walmart and getting your shit price matched.
Do you seriously take pride in having a "local Walmart?" You realize they have that shit in cities too right?
>I bet you don't even have a license, Mr. "My entire life is a block away from me".
I'm not the first person you were talking to. And I have a license and a car and have driven for a living before. And I grew up in a sprawling town and have lived in rural places. Living in a city is overwhelmingly better. You're forced to have to be prosocial and walking around looking at other people is one of the best ways to get tricked into becoming a normal person. Lot easier to have sex with humans in city. Lot more opportunities to do fun shit.

>>87758395
>Cropping the weights out
>Knowing he's like 5'6 or some shit

Probably just a farmer walk with 135 lbs from the look of it.

>>87752301

Italian Spider-Man is the only true alpha.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

>>87758394
>guy is called Spider-Man
>gets all the powers of a spider except the most visible/well-known aspect of a spider: webs
Yes, web shooters are fucking unbelievable.

>>87758434
Not that anon but city life sucked ass. Crowded and loud and always fucking smelly and tiresome. I made the move from DC to Baltimore for my job and I liked Baltimore a little better, but I finally gave up and moved to a place in WV that was closest and I can never go back, cities hold people in a kind of Stockholm syndrome. You feel like you need to be there or you're "missing" something. In the simplest terms, after leaving city life behind I have a 4 car garage and two race cars attached to a 4 bedroom house that was cheaper than living inna city, fuck cities fuck city people.

>>87752358
Despite the mediocre coreography, the fight scenes in the Raimi movies were still fairly good due to how brutal they were made. Everything has a punch to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfSz0bQzZuM

>>87758395
>thinking thats an argument

Hey there's no doubt that they're both fit and they could probably beat the shit out of a fellow manlet but there's a reason weight differences are a thing in competitive fighting anon. A 6ft and above person would absolutely wreck either of them

>>87758434
>aka asocial pussies
m8, I lived downtown for five years. Almost everyone was a holier-than-thou cunt. I'd rather live somewhere people don't give so much importance to the nightlife or how close entertainment is.
>You can walk a block down the street and there's an entire pavilion of stores and restaurants and coffeeshops and shit.
Mom and pop stores exist in suburbia as well, albeit not to the same capacity as urban areas. What I love about family owned places in my town is that they're not as overpriced as what I had access to in the city.
>Do you seriously take pride in having a "local Walmart?" You realize they have that shit in cities too right?
Who
>implied
I had any pride in living near a Walmart? It's just a convenience. More options is always a good thing. If Walmart is cheaper than any other place, there's nothing wrong with spending your money there.
>I'm not the first person you were talking to. And I have a license and a car and have driven for a living before. And I grew up in a sprawling town and have lived in rural places. Living in a city is overwhelmingly better.
To each his own, I just don't like the attitude that cityfolk have about living in cities. As I said, almost every born-bred city person I met would have some sort of visible disgust about suburb life.
>You're forced to have to be prosocial and walking around looking at other people is one of the best ways to get tricked into becoming a normal person.
This isn't necessarily true. You could live in a large city all your life and still spill spaghetti with other people. If you're a beta autist, there's very little you can do to get out of that shell. If you're just asocial, then it's definitely possible.
>Lot easier to have sex with humans in city. Lot more opportunities to do fun shit.
I'll never understand this obsession.

All this being said, I don't consider a collection of houses encircling five stripmalls to be a proper suburb. That shit's straight rural.

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>>87758694
>I made the move from DC to Baltimore for my job and I liked Baltimore a little better
I don't really consider DC or NoVa a proper "city" really. The people are awful and the city planning was retarded. Worst place in the country as far as I'm concerned.
>cities hold people in a kind of Stockholm syndrome.
Everywhere does. People like to justify why they're doing something. Cognitive dissonance is the great brainwasher.
>In the simplest terms, after leaving city life behind I have a 4 car garage and two race cars attached to a 4 bedroom house that was cheaper than living inna city, fuck cities fuck city people.
I generally agree with this. I'm not planning on doing city shit forever and it really depends on where you are in life. You go to a city because that's where the opportunities are. You leave the city when they've paid off. In terms of social life shit though, living in a city forces you to learn to be more prosocial, and creates a ton of social opportunities. So much easier getting drunk and finding fun people when you're on foot.

Honestly I'm mostly just speaking to kids that reject city life without having experienced it. Taking pride in a "local walmart" is the exact same kind of nonsense "stockholm syndrome" shit we do to justify our existence. You learn to love the rope.

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>>87758434
I couldn't disagree with you more but I do think this is a polarising issue. Since you're so stuck on "being a normal social person" I'll stick to that. City life is fucking depressing, no one knows you. You have a circle of friends but you would never run into them unless you organise something. To sum it up in one word its soulless. Everything's expensive too. Cities are much more business oriented and impersonal.

Compared to a comfy small town where you bump into people all the time. Everyone knows each other through mutual friends at least. People help each other out and you actually feel like you're a person.

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>>87758524
You can't deny he's got good upper body strength. His entire thing is being a gymnast. his legs are pretty shit though.
>>87758908
We're no talking about fit healthy people here. This is your average /tv/ poster. You never see that picture of the meetup?

>>87758933
>m8, I lived downtown for five years. Almost everyone was a holier-than-thou cunt.
totally unlike you lol
>Mom and pop stores exist in suburbia as well
Not as easily. Less people means less business. And again, this is all in response to someone weirdly taking pride in having a "local walmart." That's not a point of pride it's late stage corporatism.
>I had any pride in living near a Walmart? It's just a convenience.
But it's a "convenience" that literally everyone has. The more rural you get, the less "convenient" it is and the more it's literally the only thing around anymore.
> If Walmart is cheaper than any other place, there's nothing wrong with spending your money there.
You learn to love the rope.
>I'll never understand this obsession.
It's the meaning of life.

>>87758838
>Godspeed Spider Man
What did he mean by this

>>87759152
>We're no talking about fit healthy people here. This is your average /tv/ poster

I mean we kind of are. I was the one originally starting this by implying I could beat them up

It's the same when like 6'1 chubby people go to the gym and boast about a "heavy" lift they did that sounds impressive but it's really not because when you take their weight and height in to account they could be lifting twice as much

>>87753322
fuark

>>87752301
based Raimi

>>87759196
>It's the meaning of life.
Having random sex with as many people as you can is not the meaning of life if there is even an objective one.

>Not as easily. Less people means less business. And again, this is all in response to someone weirdly taking pride in having a "local walmart."
Are you actually arguing that small towns don't have cozy family stores? What are you fucking talking about

>You learn to love the rope.
Again, what are you talking about. I guess you were annoyed initially because an anon said he likes shopping at Walmart. Is that a problem? Are you autistic? We don't have Walmarts in my country but they sound convenient desu

>>87758838
Dem physics tho...

>>87759403
>Having random sex with as many people as you can is not the meaning of life if there is even an objective one.
There isn't an objective one. We make the rocks we push up the hill. But biologically it's the closest you can ever get to a meaning.
>Are you actually arguing that small towns don't have cozy family stores?
Yeah kind of. Went to school at Radford in western Virginia. There weren't "cozy family stores" in Polaski county. You could see where they used to be.
>Again, what are you talking about.
https://youtu.be/b8HvW_BJgus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mistakes_Were_Made_(But_Not_by_Me)
>I guess you were annoyed initially because an anon said he likes shopping at Walmart. Is that a problem?
Generally yeah. Wal-Mart is turning America into a corporatist dystopia.
>Are you autistic?
Probably.
>We don't have Walmarts in my country but they sound convenient desu
Super convenient. And cheap! And cancer for small towns. Demolishes local economies. Creates a codependent consumer-business relationship, kills all "mom and pop" competition by being impossibly cheap through American and Chinese labor exploitation and so on. The good thing is the internet is slowly killing them at least, but they're still cancer and when they start to shut down their more rural locations there's going to be a rise in ghost towns when people will have no choice but to move away. It's an observable cycle. Wal-Mart moves in, kills and then employs all the competition, then realizes that's all the growth that store is going to see, decide the store isn't worth keeping afloat, and closes down, fucking over all their employees that were making half a living wage and relied on the store for all their banking and shopping needs.

homofags push Holland way too much, sorry, even trying to be contrarian won't convince me

Tobey or go home

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>>87759904
he's an irl sociopath you know

>>87759972
I didn't even have to click that to know what was in the webm
Anon step it up

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>>87760002
>Anon step it up
no

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>>87759904
>Tobey or go home
And you thought Holland was degenerate

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4658162/Tobey-Maguire-hangs-ex-Jennifer-Meyer-kids.html

>For the kids: Tobey Maguire, 41, and his ex Jennifer Meyer, 40, were seen together with their daughter Ruby, 10, and son Otis, 8, in Malibu on Saturday

>and son Otis, 8

>>87759865
But biologically it's the closest you can ever get to a meaning.
I mean sure but I think human beings can aim a little higher than that at this stage of the game. Minimising suffering seems to be a worthwhile meaning.

>You could see where they used to be
Yeah I agree with this I guess it depends on the size of the town and its economy

>turning America into a corporatist dystopia
I understand what you're trying to say with those links but I'm optimistic that the western world isn't going to turn into a dystopia ruled by Walmart and Google

In many ways America is already a corporatist dystopia at least from what I can tell

>>87760063
Jesus what is happening to America's
boys

>entire family are manlets
kek

>>87752358
idk why people hated 3 so much.
it was the most comic book film of the trilogy

>>87760105
>Minimising suffering seems to be a worthwhile meaning.
Life is suffering that's dumb. You can "minimize suffering" by taking opiates and playing vidya all day. Or just fucking kys. Meaning is more easily found in adversity.
>I understand what you're trying to say with those links but I'm optimistic that the western world isn't going to turn into a dystopia ruled by Walmart and Google
pretty much already is. Can't see the forrest for the trees. The US isn't the only country that has been lost to corporate agency capture. It's happening everywhere. They have too much money.
>In many ways America is already a corporatist dystopia at least from what I can tell
Pretty much. We're not as bad as like Brazil or southeast asia but it isn't for lack of trying. And it's funny because the pro-corporatist policies that are killing rural America are propped up by rural Americans.

>>87760063
It's usually always the mother, anon.

This isn't whatshiface Liev.

>>87760063
>daughter is literally toby with blonde hair
>son is a fertile soymilk-drinking girl

everybody has their blindspawns i guess

>>87753068

Nah. Venom grabbed his sky stick (can't believe I remember the name of his tech and the fact that the promotional material cites him as "New Goblin") and tried to run Peter through but Harry stepped in the way at the last second.

>>87752358

The music was great in this scene. The choreography. The fight between two dudes who are technically fighting as spider man and new goblin but have got clothes on over their night uniforms.

>>87758838
>Don't do it peter, Hitler made me do it!
what the hell raimi

>>87758434
>"dude it's so great it forces you to be social haha loser flyover faggots with their supermarket chains"
>spends Friday afternoon on 4chan

>>87760379
>Life is suffering that's dumb.

And that's exactly why minimising other humans suffering is a worthwhile thing to aim for. Making things better for yourself, your family and your community seems like good weight to bear. Certainly better than seeing how many people you can fuck without commitment which I know isn't exactly what you were saying before.


>pretty much already is. Can't see the forrest for the trees. The US isn't the only country that has been lost to corporate agency capture. It's happening everywhere. They have too much money.

The public still has too much power to be honest. Like I'm genuinely worried about my children's future if I have any because things aren't going well it's more like we've taken our first few steps on the road to 1984 what with the news with Google these past couple months

>it's funny because the pro-corporatist policies that are killing rural America are propped up by rural Americans.

I won't pretend to know anything about that

>>87758230
Short people only look pathetic when it's obvious they give a shit.

>>87760056
>>87759972
What the hell Raimi.

>>87760063
>Has Aryan kids
Truly the best spider-man

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>>87760932
>If you wanted to be known as The Final Solution you shouldn't have dressed like a fucking spider

>>87761034
I'm not going to fight out there. He said my name wrong. It was the human holocaust not the übermensch.

>>87755626

Capeshit confirmed as a hotbed of faggotry.

>>87761165
>Capeshit confirmed as a hotbed of faggotry
That's just Hollywood, and since every other actor is now in capeshit...

>>87758434
Honestly I can't stand people. If you enjoy interacting with them constantly then great, but it's not for everyone

>>87752301
I love this meme got any more?

>>87752358
wait so Harry is superhuman? Spidey would cave your skull in if he punched you.

>>87761491
Goblin formula.

>>87761525
was it based on super soldier formula?

>>87761620
Nah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsP-r8bFlcI

He gets his powers from a gas chamber.

>>87762750
truly a movie ahead of its time

>>87755626
>yfw spiderman is actually a puppet

>>87762750
holy kek

>>87752358
Still got the moves

>>87754334
What's drake bell doing?

>>87762750
BONESAW IS READYYYY

>>87764880
As if Drake Bell could afford to treat his close personal friend to a day in a private hot tub/pool. Isn't he still living at Disney?

>>87754978
I was going to make a comment about Holland being a manlet unlike the other 2 but apparently Maguire is the same height as him. They're both 5'8 and Garfield is 5'10..

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>>87767336
Holland's shorter than 5.8 I think he said 5.6 in an interview.

>>87753110
He had Goblin serum bro, how the fuck do you think he was fighting fucking spider-Man if he was a regular human?

>>87752363
Virgin vs. Chad

>>87752358
Alpha as fuck.

>>87753040
bitch deserved it

>>87762750
What a twist!

What's the best spider man trilogy boxed set on Amazon? I want one that has commentaries, but they usually leave that out in the description.

>>87754334
>tfw no webslinger bf