Why was Shrek allowed to the Oscars in 2002?

>>87746132
Because he was le ogrelord XD

he wasn't REALLY there you idiot it was just a 3D model. fucking retards I swear to g*d

>>87746132
Clearly you weren't around in 2002

lmao donkey probably shit in seat w/ smell all over the place

>>87746195
OP even posted a picture you ass, clearly Mr. Shrek was there

>>87746195

We've got an unbeliever here

>>87746195
Wow, and you think its THAT important to clarify this. No shit sherlock its a 3D model

Autism is strong with you anon

>>87746262
holy fuck, you think that guy was being serious?

>>87746132
He let them host the Oscars in his swamp so of course he got front row seats.

>>87746262
>holy fuck, you think that guy was being serious?
are you being serious ?

>>87746195
Decaprio was just CGI. Maybe shrek isnt actually therr; donkey looks pretty unedited though

>>87746261
I was an unbeliever too... BUT THEN I SAW HIS FACE NOW I'M A BELIEVER!

>>87746132
Wasn't Jimmy Neutron there, too?

>tfw green

>>87746132
Why wouldn't he be there? His movie was nominated

>>87746195
No I was there.
Shrek was there.
So was Donkey.

>>87746293
question is.. do you think HE was being serious.. but now im questioning if you were serious..

dumb ass fukken idiots
i seen shrek in every fuckin episode of blacked fuckin some ho ass white bitch
ofc hes at the fuckin grammies u dumbass

>>87746132
token diversity quota, he was the only green there

>>87746195
Someone ban this person. OP has a pic to confirm you asshat

>>87746504
this, stupid question OP

>>87746132
Why not?

#Oscarssogreen

>>87746323
>tfw don't know what's real anymore
>tfw not sure if /tv/ is actually right wing or doing it for lulz

I've been on boards for almost 9 years and I still can't figure you assholes out

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Why did security let literal monsters into the room?

>>87746132
>"I won because I got the biggest dick!"
What did Shrek mean with this? He just won a fucking oscar and he's saying random stuff like that wtf

>>87746323
>>87746293
I can't believe you think he's serious, go back to plebbit fags.

>>87746826
oh man do you think they were being serious?

>>87746751
because the monsters are pedophiles too

>>87746914
lol dae pizzagate? MAGA XD

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>>87746874
> Falling for the bait
Oh Anon.

>>87746950
>thinks it's funny that thousands of children are being kidnapped, raped, and sacrificed to Satan by Democrats
why are liberals so evil?

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>>87746195
I can't tell if this is a joke post or someone actually being serious but I'm laughing my ass off.

>>87747057
Alex Jones is the fucking best.

>>87746195
Are you serious? Look at the picture, he's there.

>>87746195
It's right there in the picture RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, OPEN YOUR EYES

>>87747057
>thinks life-ruining libel based on circumstantial evidence is funny
why are magapedes so evil?

>>87747057
actual kidnappings/rapes aren't funny. what is funny is you idiots screaming about pizza parlors and every company with a spiral in their logo

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When is Donald gonna apoint Shrek in a position to drain the swamp?

>>87746132
Imagine if you sniffed Shrek's seat after he left when it was over lol. Like I wonder what it smelled like haha

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>>87746953

>He thinks he was seriously falling for the bait

Surely you can't be serious

>>87746195
Heres a (you) 4u

>>87747825
Shrek IS the swamp, that's why it hasn't been - and never will be - drained.

>>87746132
This is a good thread.

>>87746195
To all the fucking morons here, this guy is only joking and so is the OP

>>87750116
haha ya bro but just like a prank you know?

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>>87750233
How fucking new can you be kid?
> falling for bait this old
Epic fail

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>>87750461

>Thinks that the other poster ACTUALLY fell for the bait

Dude please tell me you aren't being serious....

>>87750406
Of course!

>>87746132
>Literally 4 people didn't get to attend the 2002 Oscars because they wanted to project 3d models over the empty seats

What a time to be alive the early 2000's were...

>>87746470
Yeah and Mike and Sully from Monsters Inc.

>>87750528
6 people. Shrek, Donkey, Mike, Sully, Jimmy Neutron, Jimmy Neutron's dog.

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>>87746470
>>87751657
did he bring that tsundere ho that was thirsty for his genius dick

>>87751751
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rabwbzi6rLU

>>87751885
>dem forced smiles on sully and mike
>dat sarcastic "I want to kill you in your sleep" clap from Jimmy

pretty good touches

still it's fucking retarded

>>87746195
how would you know? you weren't there.

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>>87750486
>ACTUALLY falling for falling for the bait THIS HARD
jesus how new are you?