Emmy Awards

This is why I don't watch these things anymore.

Does Stephen want to kill Donald Trump, or suck his dick?

I can't tell.

>>87741910
DID STEPHEN COLBERT SAY DONALD TRUMP?!?!?! LMAOOOOOOO DUDE!!!

>>87741910
Hi everyone welcome to donald trump late show with stephen colbert so donald trump was in the news did you hear how donald trump did something wacky today? also donald trump and donald trump were donald trumping at the trump then trump trumped the donald and trump

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>>87741952
suck his dick

>>87741910
So.....

>>87741910
A lot of angry people on /tv/

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>>87741973
>donald trump and donald trump were donald trumping at the trump then trump trumped the donald and trump

>>87742030
Holy shit for a second I thought it was gonna do that optical illusion where it goes so fast it looks like its going backwards

>>87741910
TWO
SCOOPS
DRUMPRHEFYF

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>>87741910
Jewscon the award

This is going to be the end of Drumpf. He will be forced to resign after such a humiliating defeat at the hands of Colbert.

IT WAS HER TURN

>>87742204
SHE WON THE POPULAR VOTE!!!

Glomple blorpf eternally btfo

>>87741910
low ratings again

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>>87741910
TWO SCOOPS!!

>>87741910
Man, that guy really can't stop talking about trump

>>87741910
Donald Trump is the best Democratic president we've had since FDR. He hoodwinked us all, and in fact Hillary was the GOP candidate.

Absouteluty hillarous.

But srriously guys we cant let hi get nthe nuclear codes.

>>87741910
This is borderline obsession

Was just watching his new interview with graham norton. they're having a normal conversation, then colbert literally says 'so have you heard about trump?'

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FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>87742406
the line has clearly been crosses senpai

>>87742366
You know what I totally believe it now after the recent deals he made with Schumer and Pelosi.

>>87742406
I know, how many Colbert threads have we had?

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SAVE US STEVEN

O B S E S S E D
B
S
S
E
D

And people say he isn't obsessed.

>>87742466
Fuck leafs

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>>87742466
>Implying anyone would attack the most powerful race in the world

>>87742466
Cant you go to jail in Canada if you call their dog-lovers by the wrong gender?

>>87741910
its his whole gimmick now
you can't hire gallagher and not expect him to smash the melons

i hate trump and voted for hillary but all the trump shit is such low hanging fruit at this point

we have a republican congress, he isn't going fucking anywhere until at least the next election.

and his interview with anthony scaramucci was fucking garbage. he didn't even fucking grill him. he had someone from trumps cabinet post election and he went fucking soft on him.


kimmel did the same with sean spicer.

HACKS. all of them.

>>87742426
I'm 100% convinced that he has bots working on his channel to boost his views/negate dislikes. He interviewed Bill Burr, and it was one of the worst interviews I'd ever seen. Colbert flat out stonewalls him the entire time, if you cut out Burr you'd think he was making the worst racial jokes possible. Despite that, it's 90% positive, while every single comment is shitting on the interview.

>>87742309
Thread award goes to...

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>>87742426
>they're having a normal conversation, then colbert literally says 'so have you heard about trump?

>>87742558
not only that
they can take your kids away for that too

>>87742603
How could you hate Trump? Haha, fag.

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Psshh. Colbert is a baby.

>>87742714
Hahaha holy fuck, how can you think this isnt humiliating as a public figure? I mean i get saying a bunch of shit in a tweetstorm late at nigj but how coul you wake up thre next day and not regret it?

>>87742714
Is a teenage girl using his account?

>>87742714
Where is the outrage about Obama and his like 5 illegal wars?

All these partisan hacks.

>>87741910
low ratings

>>87742847
he's on video #121 of THE RESISTANCE m8
This doesn't end with fucking tweets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpz-8l4Dijc

look at this absolute nutter

>>87742712
How could you love Trump? haha unironic fag

>>87742714
I just checked his twitter and the only non Trump related post I could find was him being impressed by a cloud.

Who won last year in the Emmys, I can't remember.

two scoops of truth and justice

>>87742366
you're giving him too much credit
he's just doing whatever he can to do something to look good
the Republican infighting was getting him nothing, so he's going to open up to Dems

>>87741910
would this guy even have a career if it wasnt for trump

>>87742466
only-thing-canada-"derserves"-is-a-nuclear-holocaust.jpeg

>>87741910
boring

>Used to be left wing and SJWish before it was a thing
>Get tired of being called racist, homophobic and sexist just for being a straight white male
>SJWs come for my movies, TV and vista
>Become a Trump supporter and no longer left wing

...Do they not realise they're creating more enemies than friends?

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>Hi welcome to the Emmy awards
>I'm your host, Stephen Colbert
>Did you know that TRUMP
>tweeted THIS the other day?
>and then he tweeted THIS!
>before I introduce the first award presenter
>I want to take a moment to discuss
>BLONALD BLUMPFEN
>TWO SCOOPS NAZIS IMPEACHMENT MEXICAN CHILDREN

>>87743262
it doesn't matter when they know they're right

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>>87741910
Meh ... Da boss is the international mass media mayhem!!!

>>87743262
They can just replace your vote with hispanic and illegal democrats, they don't care if it bothers you.

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>>87743316

>>87743337
Not American, but those Right Wing Deportation Squads can't come soon enough.

Make America Great Again, brothers.

>>87741910

DRAMBLE DRAMF TWO SCOOP POO POO SIEG HEIL

Pretty much sums it up I think.

>>87742984
Its just egomania, i dont mimd podcasts covering the Trump Admin, these are very tumultuous times after all. He could just link interesting contemt on his twitter, instead he opens his fucking yap.
Thanks for not commenting on my drunk spelling

>>87741910
>low ratings
when was the last good opening

>>87742847
Because he has thousands of liberal retards liking it and supporting this kind of behavior

aw yiss
another year of record breaking low viewers

can't wait

>>87741910
im european can i get mine without trump on it? ty

pointed comedy followed by a serious point about fascism followed by a standing ovation from the crowd.

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>>87743380

The interesting part of the show should be the awards not the politics.
Is there anything worth winning shit this year?

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>>87742714

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>>87743423
Wherever you're from, mate, same goes to you.

Especially if you're English. I can't imagine what it must be like right now to be a proud Englishman, constantly being fucked with refugees, terrorist attacks, and, worst of all, those subhuman Scots up north.

God speed, brother. Hopefully we all make it to the end.

>>87741910

Wow.

This is great. I'm not at all sick of whiny faggots making jokes about the Cheeto In Chief.

This is surely what we want from our mind numbing entertainment.

This Emmy definitely won't be the lowest rated ever as people tune out of listening to millionaires both circle jerk and whine about matters that don't even affect them.

I hope some dried up old cunt or homosexual gives a rambling unfocused speech about Muh Resistance that goes way over the allotted time and even the other millionaire celebrities struggle to feign interest.

It will be even more awesome if they can get a special guest appearance from a reformed racist or activist like Shaun King or Hillary to give a non-specific speech about dark forces and how love is love.

Oh well - hopefully we get some Bella Thorne and EmRata whoregrams from the after parties.

>>87741959

I've never once seen Drumpf supporters commandeer an awards night to cry about the previous years election results for 3 hours.

>>87743672
Drumpf is an idiot

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>>87741910
>only 3 and a half years of this fucking dweeb crying about Trump.

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>>87742515
Pls no, some of us are sane. Don't let Dear Leader make us go kaboom!

>>87741910
*yawn*

>>87743713
Thanks brother.

>>87742847
Le right side of history :^)))))))

>>87742714
He truly is an intellectual of our time

>>87744041
Try 7.5. And then the bitching he'll make about The Rock winning because Trump deported all of the democrat voter base

>>87744624
what about The Rock?

Hes running for political office? What is he, repub or demo?

>>87744847
is he really running? I thought that was just a meme.

>>87741910
Imagine just slowly walking on to the stage and beating his head in with a hammer, live on air? It would have to be worth the jail time.

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>>87742204
>she didn't even write a concession speech

>>87741910
one trick pony, this getting pretty pathetic.

>>87742714

So how bady does olberman want to be president?

>>87742461
underrated

>>87742984

Do you know which video is him talking start stop like shatner

He goes "trump......America.....doesn't..... need.......You"

Colbert, just admit that you're gay for Trump already. Everyone knows it. You want his big orange cock.

>>87741910
what's wrong with this guy? he used to be funny playing a closet faggot that hated his wife in strangers with candy, now he's just a brainwashed unfunny mkultra case.

>>87743672
>Were looking at allowing people to say

What?

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BRSZLUMPFFFZZZDAS

>>87745140
I know he was always a dem but remember when the Democratic Party made sure he didn't interview them he made them look so bad? He obviously agreed with them but still found being funny more important

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/6quypd/the-colbert-report-better-know-a-district---district-of-columbia---eleanor-holmes-norton

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>>87742428
>that pic

>>87744971
Don't they realize that such hypocrisy can be hurtful ?

>>87744879
IDK I wanna know what that post means by
>And then the bitching he'll make about The Rock winning

So Im confused, maybe retarded, I want that anon to give me context

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>>87745209
>my ancestors are from the United States

>>87741959
>reaching for the low hanging (you)s

>three hour award show making fun of Trump

Have fun getting low ratings.

>>87743686
im sure there's some show about trannies they can give a bunch of awards to

I cannot wait to be 10 years from now where everyone looks back at how much Donald Trump jokes were made and gets really embarrassed. not because he isn't deserving of being made fun of but it's an extreme saturation

>>87745584
Never going to happen.

>>87745252
The Rock has expressed interest in running for president in the past. He'd run as republican. Samoans tend to be staunchly conservative.

>>87745770
Imagine getting LITTY in the White House lol

>>87741910
Of course he will, not like Stephen Colbert can do anything else.

>>87742466
Wtf I love North Korea now.

>>87745860
>>87745770
Oh I'm all for it now. I hope he honestly does.

He just needs someone better at his twitter, he comes off even more retarded than Trump with all the passive aggressive emojis.

>>87742550

>canada

soooo chinese?

>>87742466
>our closest allies
>defend us
is canada calling itself its closest ally?

>>87743890
can you break up that huge wall of text a little?
it's kind of hard to read
thanks.

Anyone have that webm of someone searching for "Trump" on Colbert's YouTube?

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>>87743083
>I just checked his twitter and the only non Trump related post I could find was him being impressed by a cloud.

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>>87741910
Hes still doing this shit? This is getting retarded...

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>>87746513
It was literally posted in this thread, you idiot mongoloid
see >>87742030

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>>87743265
>emmys begin
>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
>audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump!
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background

>>87746398
This is actually a 4D chess joke if you consider the whole "if you kill your enemy, they win" quote

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>>87743337

>>87742466
good think NK thinks Canada is a huge pussy nation and won't bother them

>>87746745
Someone edit the terminator 2 wire fence skellies with one of Stephens "monologues"

>>87746851
Women in the workforce.

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>emmys begin
>colbert walks on stage
>DINKLE DANKLEDOCK, DID YOU REALLY-- I MEAN, REALLY, THINK YOU WERE **ACTUALLY** GOING TO BE PRESIDENT??
>audience hoots and howls with rallying cries of agreement
>SILENCE YOU SHEEP. WE MOURN THE LOSS OF OUR STRONGHOLD ON THE AMERICAN ZEITGEIST
>all white males in the audience are liquefied into primordial ooze, which creeps into the pores and orifices of Colbert, now offering himself on a refitted satanic altar
>FUCKING FOOL, FUCKING TRAITOR. HEH, TWO SCROOP THIS!!! FUCK YOU!!!
>colbert pulls out a white infant, grabbing it by the feet, wildly slams it onto the stage
>he defecates on the mangled remains and broadcasts a still image of the dead child for the next 5 minutes of the show
>audience sits nervously
>short period of absolute dead silence
>AND REMEMBER LÛT, WHEN HE SAID TO HIS PEOPLE: "COMMIT YE THE WORST SIN SUCH AS NONE PRECEDING YOU HAS COMMITTED IN THE 'ÂLAMÎN?
>VERILY, YE PRACTISE YOUR LUSTS ON MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN. NAY, BUT YE ARE A PEOPLE TRANSGRESSING BEYOND BOUNDS."
>AND THE ANSWER OF HIS PEOPLE WAS ONLY THAT THEY SAID, "DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR TOWN, THESE ARE INDEED MEN WHO WANT TO BE PURE OF SINS!"
>THEN ALLAH SAVED HIM AND HIS FAMILY, EXCEPT HIS WIFE; SHE WAS OF THOSE WHO REMAINED BEHIND.
>AND ALLAH RAINED DOWN UPON THEM A RAIN OF BRIMSTONE. THEN SEE WHAT WAS THE END OF THE MUJRIMÎN.
>...
>A minute passes. Cut to audience, all now fallen down dead from exsanguination of no apparent cause. All white males in the North American continent likewise mysteriously bleed to death simultaneously. Remaining survivors convert to Islam.
>...
>He suddenly flicks his head back and smiles.
>"Stay right there! We've got a great Emmys for you! Coming up, Jerry Seinfeld and Joss Whedon! Stick around!"
>2018 Emmy Award Recipient, Jewish American Scholar of the Arts Nominee, recognized as "culturally or historically significant" by the National Film Registry

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>>87747465
>>87747250

>>87741910
literally think about Trump all day every day

GLOOOOOOOMF

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>Emmys begin
>Colbert walks out
>Sooooo….
>... literally ... a Russian puppet for Putin
>All white women immediately give birth to multiracial children without becoming pregnant
>A small Caucasian child seated in the third row of the audience ceases to exist
>Most white men in the audience undergo a chemical skin darkening process
>Colbert pulls a .357 Magnum from his pocket and shoots the remaining white men in the audience in the head
>The multiracial crowd are on the floor at this point in hysterics
>The sound waves from the laughter in the room shatter Colberts glasses, he removes them from his face
>An MPAA member runs towards the camera in an attempt to cut the live feed to the televised audience due to the violence of the situation
>Colbert shoots him in the head before he reaches the camera because he is a straight white male
>As he sees his reflection in the camera, the smile on Colberts face slowly fades and he stares blankly into the camera, he peers down to see that he ejacualted his pants too
>The sound of laughter slowly fades out and Colbert opens his mouth
>Don't forget Drumpf, I'm coming for EVERY white male
>Every. Single. One.
>He smirks one last time
>The only thing my mouth is good for is for being a holster for...
>He loads the .357 Magnum and sticks the barrell in his mouth
>In a muffled voice he says "thhhhss gnnnnn" as he pulls the trigger
>The nuclear alerts immediately disappear worldwide
>A new age of prosperity where members of all races and faiths share their possessions comes into being
>Jimmy Kimmels son lives to be 150 years old and finds the cure to every disease known to man
>Obamacare is enshrined in the US constitution

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7g_1dLZ6X8
>t-those paintings are normal goy

>>87741910
>What can we expect?
buttblasted magapedes

>>87750849
Podesta owns paintings depicting pedohilia. that painting in the thumbnail is a real paining pedesta owns

The only thing I look forward to out of these elitist back-patting ceremonies is some red carpet fap material the next day.

>>87742466
>if you kill your enemies, they win

>>87745244
No, they're virtue signalling retards. The girl literally sounds like she knows straight up her face is fucked and she probably has to have people tell her all the time how brave and beautiful she is. Even telling them out right "ignore my face" just elicits more lies and phony peeps to come out of the wood work. Would neck myself.

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>>87747249

this is true too

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Imagine being Colbert and being really into comedy, doing sketch and improv work. You make films like strangers with candy. Then you get your big break with being a daily show correspondent. Making regular money, and maybe getting a career in a major show or movie. But you become know doing an impersonation of a republican. You watch Carrel with a hit tv show. You get to play second fiddle behind stewart, doing a minstrel impression of a man who is already a character. And you do this. For. Years. But finally you get a spot on late night. Finally big leagues with big league pay and big league recognition. Then your ratings arent so good. Rumors circulate of being replaced. Then Trump comes along. Reluctantly you start doing bits about him here and there. Somehow he wins. You still hold out for a bit, but before inauguration day you cave and start doing tons of bits on trump. Reviving shit you thought you left behind to make fun of trump. Doing 10min monologues all about trump. Even bringing him up in fucking interviews. This gets the ratings, and this is now your life. You went from being a caricature of a republican every night to talking endlessly about someone you call a caricature of a human. And there is no escape. This is not an exit.

>>87745140
>...faggot
>what did you sayy
>what did you hear
>I'd rather not repeat it
>then I guess we'll never know

Strangers with candy series and movie is absolute kino

>>87745860
Monica Peelinsky scandal.

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>>87741952
I think he wants to kill him and then suck his dick

>>87741910

low ratings

>>87751142
What a fucking weirdo

>>87745860
a PRESIDENCY for the VOTERS. POLITICAL commentators are DISCONNECTED with the voters.

>>87751142
>tfw you're so grumpy about Trump that you become Alex Jones

>>87751142
Anyone have the clip this takes place in?

television actors being emotional over a tv award and virtue signaling

>>87741910

Twin Peaks getting snubbed like a motherfucker.

>>87742714
Reminder that Keith broadcasts from his mother's basement and her corpse sits a few feet out of camera view. He also wears her lipstick.

>>87752047
I think it'll be eligible next year. It just ended. Pretty sure the nominations were over.

>>87742406
no, it's just a booming business. it is what it is.

>>87742406
>borderline

>>87742714
who let him out of his straightjacket?

>>87742466
I wouldn't worry. If NK nukes Canada it'll end up killing more Chinese people than if it lobbed a warhead northwest of itself. Can't piss off the only state not wishing its immediate demise.

We need to make a rule34 pic where Trump and Colbert in love (Colbert passive)

>>87753026
>feels like I'm going to lose my mind

>>87741910
"Im a one trick pony. Please find me valid till I die!"

>>87741910
Has Colbert ever given Donald Trump a handmade thank you note for giving him a career?

>>87742984
I love reading the comments. I don't ever remember conservatives going on about impeachment with Obama. Sure you had your retards who thought he was a Muslim communist but they were fringe and NOT endorsed by the media.

>>87741910
This is why they hired him.The people who make these awards shows love it when it becomes political because they want headlines and viewers. It's the opposite of how it used to be when people getting political at awards shows was frowned upon

>>87742331
spook'd

>>87742366
I knew that from the start it's why I wanted her to lose so badly

Litterally Mitt Romney with a D after her name

>Event for rich liberals who stare at cameras for a living jacking each other off
>Making fun of their president

Yeah sounds about right.

>>87742466
and nothing of value was lost

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>>87743316
>>87743380
>>87743672
>tfw this is all 3,000,000d checkers

>>87741910
I can't understand how someone can be so obsessed of Trump that all your material is about him, almost seems like some sort of psychosis.

>>87756543
He is getting a huge ratings boost and that it 100% what's all about.

dat sryngla trimpf will never get an emmy akakakakakak

Based Colbert mocking dumbass Trump and getting big ratings for it.

>>87751954
The reason why no one ever shows the clip is because it's not actually about Trump and he's not actually mad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-HUbdEAxo8

One minute in

>>87756110
Who's to say it isn't, though? Everything he did turns into an uproar one way or another.

>>87756752
>it's not actually about Trump
>video literally has trump in the title

what did he mean by this?

It will be the lowest rating Emmys in years.

Twin Peaks will be getting snubbed.

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>87745166
Work permits rather than citizenship.

>>87755290
The Muslim thing at least has some credibility to it seeing as Obama has Muslim relatives.

The impeachment talk with Trump hasn't any merit and has people trying to argue that even talking to ethnic Russians is proof of treason.

>>87742466
ANNEX CANADA

>>87757308
makes more sense
make them work rather than granting them welfare

>>87754325
We need to make many of these. Colbert wanting Trump's cock is hilarious and seems kinda likely.

>>87757746

More importantly it affects chain migration. If they were allowed to become citizens then you'd have them trying to get citizenship for every relative of that was in the country illegally.

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I am as sick of Colbert whine about Trump as I am sick of /pol/tards sucking his dick.

>>87742714
he's basically the bitter libtard version of Alex Jones, i'm convinced he's playing some sort of character

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>>87751142

>>87743616
this is exactly how it'll play out, these people are creatively bankrupt

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>>87741910
>This next award is for the WHITE SURPREMACIST IN CHIEF
*pause for comedic effect and lengthy applause*
>...but seriously we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

>>87741910

As an outsider, your media has gone insane.

Boo hoo, you don't like some policies of your elected leader. Boo fucking hoo. No one likes their leaders in the end.

I'm sure the /pol/ triggering will be apocalyptic

>>87759414
Why would it be? The Emmys have been AwardsForFaggotsByFaggots for years now. This year doesn't look any different.

>>87741910
Handmaid's Tale wins everything, and elizabeth moss makes a speech about women and drumpf, and tells everyone to donate to xenu.

t. emmy's expert

>>87759619
You forgot the obligatory throws to Transparent and Insecure.

>>87759619
wtf is she a scientoligist too?

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>>87742714

his entire youtube is about trump

122 videos

>>87751044
He could just quit and spend his last weeks doing Craig Ferguson-style antics

>>87742466

Better get out the mini van with the shotgun on the hood, Canada.

>>87742561

>gallagher

Well, a hack is a hack.

>>87744879

Yes, he'll be running against John Cena at WWE SUUUUUPERRRRSLAAAAM!

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>>87741910

It never ends, does it?

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can this madman be stopped?

>>87761098
well he's a big guy

with a very small penis more than likely what with all the compensating he does.

>>87761098

It'd be nice if they were criticizing his policies rather than what he had for breakfast or some other stupid shit.

>>87742714
Imagine being this assblasted

>>87742550
the finnish?

>>87761192
>formulating a fact based opinion when you can just point out his stupid doodoo head antics or call him a racist

RRAAAARRGHH FUCK DONALD DRUMPF

what a fucking surprise

>2017
>watching award ceremonies of any kind

>>87741910
dDDDDDrRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPFFFFFF

>>87741910
Jews making people feel like they're part of some elite cool kids table at a highschool cafeteria. They're doing this with the entire nation

>>87742466
I hope they wipe off a good 20 native reserves

>Sir, it looks like we alienated the voters by acting like massive elitarians belittling the little man, what should we do?
>MORE DRUMPF JOKES
It must be intentional, I can't believe the DNC is so detached from reality.

>>87761992
>DNC
think everyone that heavily to modern left ideas
by modern i mean post 2007
why did everything go wrong during\after that year
tv
movies
videogames
politics
tech (social media, smartphones)

fuck.

>>87756071
Except the US' largest trade partner, fucking faggot moron

t. new yorker by the way

>>87742333
>gets millions of views and dollarydoos talking about Trump

Why would he stop?

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>DUDE RACIST LMAO
>DUDE SEXIST LMAO
>DUDE TINY HANDS LMAO
>DUDE WALL LMAO
>DUDE DIVERSITY LMAO

Even if you completely and totally detest Trump; don't the same jokes and observations, every single day and night, for the past TWO YEARS get a tad boring?

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>>87756752
>"the president called the media the worst enemy to the american people"
>crowd boos

liberalism is a disease