who is /tv/s most hated rogan guest? for me its this guy.

Bert Kreisser with his unbearable forced shrieks and wheezes, his unfunny dude bro humor, and his childlike headwear

>>87736680
Is that the faggot thath makes a big deal about taking his shirt off right? fuck i loathe that motherfucker.

>>87736963
Yes he's a faggot. His hat should say "DUNCE"

shitposting aside

/tv/ hates Joey Diaz

>tfw rogan will never have a guest as fun as alex jones again

those were some next level memes

alex jones

"I'm glad I quit before I got brain damage" said Brendan, slurring his words.

>>87737302

Diaz is based.

Eddie is great for the 1st hour or so then gets so fucking annoying. I have no idea how Joe can stand to be around him so much.

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This cocksucker has a career in comedy and has never said 1 thing funny

Bryan Callen is annoying.

i can't stand joey diaz and his bullshit stories

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>not this bitch

I skip all the sports ones, he has some real pseuds on sometimes though, particularly the ones that are 45+ y/o dudes who have gotten into that preachy 'dumb as shit but (((wise))) and (((experienced)))' stage and want to set the world to rights but really just mumble about how millennials are ruining everything and 'I remember when, in the 80s...'
Case in point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruN9DY6Oaw4

Brian Callen or whatever that last name is.

The dude constantly postures and is insanely insecure. He makes every conversation among men extremely uncomfortable.

Why no episodes this week?

>>87736543
Ay Joe l'mask you sumthin

>>87737462
Zionist detected

>>87737493
They just had one earlier with sour dough man. Another to skip.

>>87737462

Yeah I shut that shit off on youtube right quick.

>>87737492
>>87737440
>>87737420

Holy fuck this guy is awful. I like Schaub but can't listen to Fighter and the Kid because of this faggot.

>>87736543
Definitely Joey.

He's like that retarded uncle everyone had that thought they were a bigger deal than they were, constantly exaggerated shit and gave you horrendous advice. But everyone knew they're a bit retarded, and if you were to call them out on every stupid thing they said it'd just be awkward so you let them.

>>87736543
that chick who tells people to eat bean sprouts
or the guy who says fasting can cure cancer

any/all medical quacks basically

The guy who rogan teaches what cuck means.

Hes so obviously a dumbass who tries to be cool

What's /tv/'s favorite episode and why should I watch it?

>>87737587

Well, that sounds like a pretty fun person to be honestly.

>>87737594

If Joe didn't like uncomfortable situations so much I think it would be really funny to have a competent scientist on with one of those fuckers.

>>87737669
The idea is that they're fun for 15 minutes until you realize how low-key pathetic they are and then you stop caring.

>>87737660
The Alex Jones one is without a doubt the most entertaining one.

>>87736543

all of Joe's friend's who literally only have a career because Joe made them famous. Ari, Duncan and the rest. Fucking hacks.

>>87737531
It's been pretty bad since ep 1000. Only liked google guy and Peterson Weinstein episode

>>87737440
Bryan Callen is the biggest lefty shill he's ever had on the show

Ari Shaffir may be the least funny person on the planet and seems like a terrible person, no idea how anyone can stand him

joey diaz

he's not funny, he knows nothing about UFC, he's a fake toughguy WHO USES LOUD WORDS AND REMINDS EVERYONE THAT HE'S FROM JERSEY to scare them i guess, he's just a fat worthless piece of shit who won't be alive in 5 years because even he hates himself and will probably eat himself to death.

>>87737926
Go back to /pol/, cunt.

>>87736543
Basically any overly liberal comedian or meathead

>>87737302
Joey Diaz can be a riot, last episode was just kind of lukewarm

>>87737926

you're the type of person who watches rogan for the political shit - and you actually somehow like it

there is no way for me to explain to you how fucking retarded you are. it's like listening to some african aids baby for food reviews

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>>87737660
911

That cuck who hates on Alex Jones with Joe

>>87737842
>>87737990
>>87738169
All of these

>>87738263
Why do you have to be such a little bitch?

>>87736543
redban is the best of the bro guests desu

>>87738263
rude desu

>>87738310
What epidsodes were better?Unfunny comedians talk for 3 hours doesn't qualify

>>87737357
Diaz is an obnoxious drug addict fat pile of garbage.

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>>87737660
https://youtu.be/sUIcCyPOA30

>>87737990
Callen is a rich kid republicuck though

>>87736543
All of the fight companion guests. Schaub being the worst.

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>>87738346
Who? If you're talking about Jon Ronson I feel like I'm in a minority because I thoroughly enjoyed both times he's been on

Him and Weinstein are the only tolerable progressive/leftist types Joe has had on his show, and Louis Theroux I guess

>>87736543
the göbekli tepe guy and the geologist hack duo

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Moshe Kasher
Everlast
Thaddeus Russell

>>87738263

>being against liberal hypocrisy is somehow /pol/

Yeah naw go fluff the bull.

>>87738516
Everlast was just sad.

>>87738382

>What epidsodes were better?Unfunny comedians talk for 3 hours doesn't qualify

literally the only reason to listen to a fucking meathead guy who only knows showbiz and comedy, is his take on showbiz and comedy. If you listen for anything else you are a retard

I have my food prepared by chefs, not retards. I have my cars produced by german engineers and i watch podcasts to get an insight into someone's specialty

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcvVbAhQEz4

Anybody see this episode where Joe BTFO some Dawkins faggot wannabe. The guy came in swinging talking about how Joe peddles pseudoscience and Joe bodies him repeatedly.

>>87738483
I like Jon Ronson but I thought both times he was on, and its the same with his clone Louis Theroux, Joe doesn't really connect with them.

In general he doesn't do well with a certain sort of Britishness actually.

The last Ronson one was particular bad, Jon kicks off a great anecdote and Joe talks over him with another anecdote that he doesn't know originally came from Jon anyway or like Jon actually met and knows the people he is talking about or whatever. But because Jon kind of just shrugs instead of yelling he doesn't get the signal to shut up.

>>87738187
>muh UFC
>not the callsign of every fake toughguy

I really like Redban as a guest, I never liked him as the old Jamie. Weird.

>>87738748
>In general he doesn't do well with a certain sort of Britishness actually

Interesting observation. Is the Theroux one worth watching? Louie seems like a likeable fellow.

>>87738792
he sucks, belongs with the Opie and Anthony's of the world

>>87738836
Anything with Theroux in it is worth watching, yes

fitzsimmons, cause he's an old faggot trying hard to be cool by parroting all this left wing crap, and he's not remotely funny either.

Tom Papa, cos it's the same boring conversation everytime another old faggot going on about his family and their mundane (though comfortable and rich) lives

>>87738544
>Everlast was just sad.

Why?

>>87737462
>joe rogan has had 3 female guests total
>decide to shit on one as your least favorite ever

shitlords please go

Good posts. For me Thaddeus russell gets a special shoutout as the hands down most retarded guest ever. I also hate all the hack hangers on who are incredibly unfunny comedians like ari shaffir. Come to think of it Joe really does have a network of impossibly unfunny comic friends. Its no small feat that his podcast is so successful.
>>87738631
Pretty shallow post, joe's guests can have insights and expertise in many different things, and joe acts as the layman to get them to open up. It's actually pretty astounding you have such little understanding of such a simple format.

>>87736543
>I dont want chemicals in my food

Nigga you best stop drinking water then

>>87737587
I feel like he's lying 95% of the time and I can't listen without being annoyed

Eddie Bravo, hands down.

Amy Shumer

>>87737587
Don't understand how anyone likes him so much. He's like a caricature, there are so many guys just like him but he happens to have stumbled into a career.

Kelsey Grammer when?

I really enjoy guests like Peter Schiff, Ben Shapiro, Dan Peña who make the JRE discord leftists so incredibly butthurt and eager to display how stupid they are.

I don't watch most ufc fighters or comedians and I skip most of Joe's friends now unless I'm really bored.

>>87737476
Lol

Yeah Rollins is awful.
He's like /r9k/ but 50.

>>87739808
Didn't dan pena seem like a fraud to you though? He seemed pretty shady to me and his claims are pretty outlandish, haven't seen any evidence for any of it.

>>87739886
Yea he probably is a fraud but I still enjoyed watching it live quite a bit.

>>87737305
will never be topped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

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>>87737420
>>87737440
>>87737492
>>87737543
>>87737990
it's okay to be jealous but you don't have to react negatively because his intelect intimidates you.

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Jordan Peterson because his first Rogan appearance marks the moment he became popular and all of the annoying memes about him started.

>>87737462
get fucked kike

>>87740382
i wonder what kind of person hates jp

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>>87740382
dude i'm a reactionary lmao, god doesn't real

>>87740596
atheists, redditors, and SJWs

>>87740382
GREAT post desu. He's very overrated, it is possible to agree SJW's and non binary is silly and also see JP isn't anything special

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>>87740382
JP has some top tier memes m8

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>>87739886
what pena did was actually pretty brilliant imo
He brought up topics which he knew would get the clicks and focused on those, as to get his name out there
I assume he looked up the top viewed rogan clips and literally boiled down the essence of the show into a handful of topics

Then he not only gets his name on joe's show but on all the clickbait

Best guests: Miscavage sr, Shapiro, and jordan peterson

>>87740639
strawmen aside id be interested in a dissection of jp from a naysayer. im an atheist and i find jp fascinating

>>87737302
I used to hate Joey but I've grown to like him because of his crazy stories. I really dont think "The Kid" from Fighter and the Kid adds anything. He's just very clueless when it comes to any topic.

>>87736680
Yeah, he's probably the most annoying guest.

Schaub (dumb fuck with annoying nasaly voice)
Bert (dumb fuck alcoholic hipster)
Ari (dumb fuck jewish hipster)
Redband (dumb fuck fat hipster)

>>87736543
not based Schaub my guy, 100 percent wrong for sure

>>87738516

I've listened to a bunch of JRE where i have zero interest in the person but still gleaned some interesting information or at least a few funny moments.
I remember i was working while listening to that Thaddeus dude and had to stop because it was absurdly awful. I think it was because he said 'i'm thinking of becoming a boxing teacher'

>>87739485
1000+ podcasts and just 3 female guests? lol

Eddy Bravo.

I don't know how Joe is friends with him, at this point. Is it just MMA? Because Joe can't even talk about anything with Eddy Bravo anymore without Eddy going insane about flat earth and faked moon landings.

>>87736543
probably guys like the amazing atheist and sargon of akkad who dont have anything to say and just rehash bullshit. then again i dont watch any ufc fighter or comedian

>>87739304
>he's not a Sourdough Boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrL56-TZhQ0

>>87741061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvOF7IXO9a4

Eddie Bravo is good sometimes. Him and Joe have been friends for over 20 years. He's an elite world class BJJ instructor and gave Joe his no gi black belt so he's not going anywhere.

>>87740382
yeah fuck that christian nut
and the sjw episodes with him

>>87741061
>Eddy Bravo
he's ok, he knows the difference between a library and the internet

>>87737533
>reddit spacing
>literally getting triggered
what a wacky happenstance

>>87741177
praise Islam and Judaism!

>>87741061
Joe Rogan used to be huge on the moon landings hoax to be fair and several guests noticed his sudden change in tempo towards the subject.

for me Niel Degrasse becme one of least favorite people after watching his episode and that fucking hat.

>>87738836
>>87739027

louis.T on wtf is really interesting.
ronson is an amazing author, it's ok with me if he doesn't make a good guest.

only about 1/3 of rogans guests are interesting and if they are interesting even then it's 50/50 a good conversation.

>>87741354
neil degrasse tyson is a pompous insufferable cunt

>>87737660
YOU ALREADY KNOW NIGGA

>>87740639
Jordan Peterson is huge on Reddit.

>>87741565
Everything is huge on Reddit in 2017. The foundation is still atheist liberal fags.

All this guy does is talk to pseudointellectuals.

>>87738516
The one with Kasher's banshee of a wife was so bad it only lasted a half hour

>>87739485
I like vagina too but abby martin was painful. The other chick I saw on jre was even worse though.

He needs to get James Woods on ASAP

>>87736543
Redban by far. The guy is the epitome of loser.

>>87741676
to be honest i only watched the clips of her shitting on israel. how bad can she be

>>87740794
go to /lit/ or probably anywhere where non stem people flock. Usually the argument is that he's a self help guru for rednecks who knows nothing about postmodernism or philosophy in general. Not surprising since jp repeatedly attacks the system that educated them.

Joey Diaz or Brian Redban

>hating on diaz, schaub, and callen
JRE is not for you then

>>87741860
her antisemitism wasn't the problem for me, everything else she said was

>>87741872
>/lit/ says jp knows nothing about postmodernism or philosophy in general, k?
youre such a fag

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>>87741872
>/lit/

>>87738501
you a retard m8

jocko willink was a pretty good guest

as far as worst Joey Diaz

>>87739976
this is brilliant

>>87736680
his giggly high pitched girl laugh is really fuckin annoying

>>87737305
faggot

>>87737842
Lol aris podcast is good tho

>>87737660
this one's pretty good because i have the worst taste https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz28ZIfld58

>>87737462
agree with her on israel but there is something about her attitude that I just fucking hate

Google memo guy is when I quit watching. Tired of all the alt right sexist bullshit on jre. it's a shame too cuz the show isn't bad when it isn't political.

Why hasn't Joe had Alex on again? Could he in the future? That episode was such game changer for JRE and Joe knows it.

>>87738836
Well with Louis, Joe seems quite antagonistic to me, and again its misplaced. He misinterprets something about Louis demeanor.

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Whitney Cummings is pretty bad. Every episode she's been on is her talking about sex for 3 hours and then trying to have some sort of meaningful conversation and then failing

>>87737302
i've only actually watched one diaz episode, and it was awful with him constantly butting in to tell extremely long and very boring stories not relevant to anything except stroking his own ego

>>87743121
Joe was very intimidated by Theroux. Rogan is an edgy libertarian retard, which is a far right ideology in the US. Theroux is a well educated socialist. Every time Rogan would try to act smart Theroux would pretty easily shut him down. Was super cringey to watch

>>87738516
Thaddeus is a faggot

>>87743206
you forgot all her self diagnosing as well

I like Eddie Bravo desu, he kinda retarded but he seems like a good guy to hang out with

>>87740382
You better think again SUNSHINE

Who was that fat guy with a beard that kept snorting and breathing into the mic scientist or some shit had to turn that one off

>>87743206
i have skipped all these, i can't stand her odd plastic face. "I swear I've never had work done!" Fuck off ms potato head

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>>87736543
Why? Schaub seems like a good bro to hang out with, brings a really good energy to the conversation.

>>87738516
>Thaddeus Russell
nailed it as stated above all of joes comedian friends are hacks and have never said one funny joke in their lives but this guy Thaddeus was delusional to the point of hilarity

>>87741665
natasha is hot af

I don't know about certain person because I hate a lot of them but any episode where Jamie gets involved in the conversation makes me immediately turn it off. His faggot cuck voice and his attitude toward guests like Steven Crowder and Eddie Bravo is insufferable

>>87741061
Eddie is a saint. Shame on you.

>>87741478
>neil degrasse tyson is a pompous insufferable cunt

he's probably the smartest black dude on the planet. which makes him in the top 5th percentile or something for white people but still, he's like a god to black people. you might become a cunt too in that situation. You think he's a smug cunt because he acts like the smartest person in the world when he isn't even the smartest person on /tv/ most likely. but in his circle(the black one) he is. so to him he's just acting appropriately.

>>87739761
that needs to happen comment in on the youtube vids

>>87737420
He was funny on Mad TV, faggot.

Brendan Schaub was great on YMHP. His stories about black guys with huge cocks was hilarious.

https://youtu.be/R3O45h2y6NU?t=1h4m22s

>>87741061
Eddie is actually entertaining and fun to listen to unlike 90% of Joe's guests

>>87739027
>Anything with Theroux

Is hot garbage.

>>87739485
>chicks not being insufferable to listen to for more than 5 minutes

Yea, fuck off.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Cp7DrvNLQ

Is this the best Joe Rogan's guest?

>>87743715
Ron White would have to take that title, I'm afraid.

>>87737476
my dad and i listened to rollins on a car ride and were both surprised at how fucking annoying he was. i wanted to like him cuz i thought he was a cool musician but really he is just a preachy self righteous faggot.

>>87736543

Eddie Bravo, just because of how fucking stupid he is.

>>87743470
he always flip flops on opinions. he's only good for the simple bantz.

>>87743067
haha nice troll

>>87737420
>denies Pizzagate
>is a kike
>actor in Hollywood
>father is a banker

>talking shit about Burt Chrysler

You guys are faggots.

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>>87739976
>human counter strike to confront the pedophiles at the Google AI super computer headquarters

>>87736543
t. golden snitch

>>87736543
Every female "comedian"

Everlast and Honey Honey

Shaub getting super rich and successful now is making my hair fall out.

>>87738717
this guy is such a fag, holy shit

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>>87740382
clean your room

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>>87743276
>Theroux is a well educated socialist.

>>87743559
>Pic related: probably the smartest black dude on the planet

Tyson's a hack.

graham fucking hancock is a disgusting retard

>>87740596
losers

>>87740794
listen to his appearances on sam harris' podcast. they really highlight his flaws and why rational people (not talking about sjws, their reasons are different) have issues with him

Why does Schaub talk like a 17 year old?

>>87737302

how can anyone hate that man? He's like a crazy uncle. Even the way he speaks is funny.

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>>87738836
The Theroux one is one of his best episodes. They mostly talk about scientology and shit.

>>87736680
His pandering

>>87737492
He's a flaming know-nothing

>>87737660

Ron White, Christopher Ryan, and Kevin Smith are all great listens. No bullshit culture war nonsense, little to no politics, just interesting people with good personalities talking about interesting shit.

>>87739808
Lol Peter "Hyperinflation is coming this year every year since 2006" Schiff

>>87736543
Schaub sounds almost exactly like Jim Norton's Cregg Schinkel character.

>>87736543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYhxFvLTFbs

>>87737302
what the fuck are you talking about? Joey Diaz is and always will be his best guest!

>>87746637
I know that post, you want to suck dick.

I'm the only guy on /tv/ that likes Eddie Bravo. Fucker is paranoid as hell is what makes him funny.

>>87746736
I wanted to know his theory on Chesters death but Joe shut it down "too soon"

>>87746721
shut the fuck up cocksucka

>>87743477
>Thaddeus Russell
his interview with gavin mcinnes was pretty funny https://youtu.be/HM7rr1wiBXY

>>87739485
>>joe rogan has had 3 female guests total

It must be a hard life not being able to count.

>>87740904
There are no comedians with doctorates, what is your point exactly? The people you're listing openly tell people not too worship their opinions because what do they know.

"I'm a guy who tells dick jokes for a living" - big brown

>>87747001
Seriously though, is there a count cause I swear I don't think it's more than 30

>>87747126
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC9JIlh715sUO5VK2FB_IB_1QNjkSuWEO

There, go through that list and subtract the repeats if you can't control your autism.

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>>87743715
best comprehensible scientist, who has actual physical evidence to back up his claims

mfw he gets to the part about the glacial dam bursting

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Aubrey Marcus.

This trust fund kid unironically calls himself a "warrior poet" and started a company with Joe Rogan to sell supplements.

He became Joe's friend because he worked at the company that makes Flesh Lights and they were one of the first sponsors for Joe's podcast.

Comedian and women guests are the worst

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>>87746189
>Do you like having autism?
LOL at that question. I love Theroux.

>>87737462
she is a goddess

Joey Diaz is a huge unfunny piece of shit who should have been wacked 20 years ago

>>87743276
Joe is pro-universal health care, pro-basic income, and generally socially and economically liberal. He's endorsed Ron Paul and Gary Johnson in the past, but that's only because he's a myopic stoner. He's not a libertarian, much less far-right.

I found Gavin McInnes to be pretty insufferable. Not really a political thing either, he was just a really judgmental cunt.

>>87747670
Joe is whatever his guest is that day. He's a pioneer in long form conversation podcasting and a mediocre comic entertainer, but he's a 50 year old stoner who thinks he understands the world far more than he actually does.

>>87736543
Anyone else pay attention to the social dynamic of the show? Some guest isn't talking, starts getting nervous because the others are having a good conversation, camera pans away too late, they look nervous and sad, Joe isn't looking at them

Joe tries to crack a joke while his friends are talking, nobody laughs, Joe puts his head down, they are talking and than they just ignore Joe for a minute...

>>87740332
STFU Bryan

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>>87743276
>libertarian
Joe says he's libertarian because he's a fence post sitter. The truth is, he's a leftist on most issues, except ones that threaten his money; he's a boot licker on that issue.

>>87747349
>Anyone else pay attention to the social dynamic of the show? Some guest isn't talking, starts getting nervous because the others are having a good conversation, camera pans away too late, they look nervous and sad, Joe isn't looking at them

You have autism don't you

>>87747841
This. Everything about his physical being should've made him a Bernie guy, but he wasn't because of his fear of socialism. He was so obviously white-knuckling his cash every time he brought up Bernie. Meanwhile, real libertarians want to privatize federal lands and charge him even more to hunt on them (the lands would probably also be toxic dumping sites). Now he's all about UBI because the Silicon Valley-minded dipshits who constantly mispronounce "biases" have convinced him that's a great idea--but where does he think that money's going to come from?

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>>87747866
>T-thanks for reminding me

I actually do, but do other people not pay attention to social situations and how other people act in life?

do you think for hours on end why someones body language was a certain way?

do you have issues reading peoples facial expressions and body movements?

>I-I cant be the only one

>>87747922
I just started watching the Bombard's Body Language channel on youtube. Highly suggested if you're into body language and that kind of shit.

By the way, most non-autistic people who also are not sociopaths just turn their brain off and go on autopilot when they watch interactions or engage in them themselves. For better or worse.

>>87747985
Shut your brain off during social interactions??

I went to see a therapist recently, he was paying attention and than he wouldn't look me in the eyes

It freaked me out and he would just stare on my lips or face, but would not look me in the eyes for a few minutes while i was talking to him

He would not look at me

how come joe's podcast and guests is rarely funny yet he's a comedian?

>>87748025
I'm an introvert who was DL socially awkward as a teenager. I've been there (to a lesser degree probably) trying to dismantle someone's expression and figure out what it meant. Life's much better when you act and feel confident and disregard non-threatening interactions because who gives a fuck what other people think.

But if you're stuck on it because of brain chemistry, lotsa luck to ya bud.

>>87748061
>comedian label means you're funny
Look at Amy Schumer.

>>87748067
But body language and social order means something

if you are talkign to someone and they look bored do you get nervous or just keep rambling?

>boss goes to shake your hand
>put your face down
>He looks at you like WTF

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>>87741061
>negative opinions on Edgy Brah
gays not welcome

>>87737660
Alex Jones, Steve-O, Graham Hancock, early Burr episodes

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>>87743482
>Mfw Jaime is so fucking inarticulate that took over 10 minutes to explain that an edited picture is not fake by default
>Mfw it wasn't even clear for the people on the room when he was done
Jayzzus Chroist.

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FULL PODCAST WITH CHIP WHEN

>>87744056
Name a single redeemable quality of that waste of life.

>>87748067
brain chemistry sucks. Everyone thinks I'm retarded. I literally can't do anything about it. But then when I'm around people I know or on certain drugs I'm completely normal

How come mods let Joe Rogan youtube podcasts stay on /tv/ but not other youtube shit like H3?

>>87747758
I usually am doing work while having the podcast on a small window to the side but i've seen so many that i've started picking things up.

Like you mentioned no one ever finds Joe funny but for reasurement he often repeats the joke and turns off camera to Jaime and you can watch his Joe's face light up because Jaime actually reacted.

>>87748111
yeah but i'd think a comedian's podcast would at least revolve around humor or attempts at it. Amy schemer fails at being funny, joe doesn't even try. it's just mundane conversations and joe pontificating

>>87748182
When I say turn your brain off I definitely don't mean to disregard the inherent mechanisms you build for yourself. Reactions to those triggers, like "this guy looks bored, I better wrap it up because I'm wasting my time". This should become second nature by the time you're in your late 20s.

>>87748309
FAW YEAH

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I need a new podcast to listen to
What's a good place to start with Joe Rogan?

>>87737660
Alex Jones

It's both funny and woke and gets even better the higher and drunker he gets.

Literally a 4chan x pol radioplay

>>87743638
no one has ever been funny on mad tv.

>>87743388
Randall Carlson, probably.

Steven Crowder
Thaddeus Russel
Moshe Kasher
Duncan Trussel

Unpopular opinion: I can't think of a single bad female guest besides Natasha Leggero. Also there are very few guests that are "le bad SJW menace" and the ones that are were listed above for the most part.

>>87748553
I'm in late 20s...

What do you do?

I also talk too much..

>>87736543
>this clown beat Cro Cop

Why?

>>87749083

Cro Cop wasn't on that Japanese rocket juice.

>>87748551
I've heard him try to be funny, it just doesn't make me laugh

We all agree that Diaz is Best Guest though right?

>>87748309
I WAS ON THE JOE ROGAN SHOW CUZ AND I PUT THAT FOOL IN A CHOKE

HE WAS ALL LIKE DAAAM CHIPPY YOU SHOULD BE IN THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING

>>87737462
Abby was great, you triggered plebfuck

>>87743206
Turned this off after a minute or so

>>87736680

What? I love Bert and hope to have the same positivity as that dude.

>>87737492

Amen. It's sad how easy it is to visualize him memorizing facts just so he can recite them later that week to impress people. Dude is annoying and embarrassing.

>>87738792

Redban has an interesting dynamic in which he's a garbage manchild who regularly drinks and drives and stumbled upon being a "tech guy" despite not clearly knowing much about tech.

That said, his manchild demeanor humbles Joe and was one of the reasons JRE was fun back in the day despite him actively ruining some episodes with stupid distracting comments. Redban encourages Joe not to take himself too seriously which has been an issue for a while.

I miss the Fleshlight as a sponsor. They really got the show going on the right start by making the show feel very casual which is a must for the show's 2-3 hour conversation structure.

>>87743665

Shut up Eddie. You nearly ruined that kino episode with Alex Jones. Even Jones knew that shitty flat earth conspiracy isn't worth anyone's time.

>>87739976
Honestly? It makes sense. And who know, he may be right?

Schaub is such a douche. They all are. A bunch of wanna be alpha shit heads just running their mouth like slick talkers have done all throughout history.
You're really gonna take advice from a dude like Joe who got Ronda Rousey all wrong? LOL

>>87737476
In his defense, Rollins has been like that since he was a teenager.

He has perpetual "Get of my lawn!" syndrome.

>>87741061
eddie is a dumb piece of shit who should talk about martial arts and stfu about anything else

i would love to show up to his EBI competition and keep claiming everything is fake and rigged, call his athletes liars and his fans sheep, and see how he likes it. what a disrespectful idiot

typical idiot who will believe whatever feels most fun to believe and makes him feel smart since deep down he knows he isn't

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>>87739976

>>87743206
>talking about sex for 3 hours and then trying to have some sort of meaningful conversation and then failing

You just described 90% of female comedians.

>>87747670
Pro basic income?

I don't listen to his podcast very often, but one of the ones I did catch he shit all over some kid for suggesting basic income.

Rightly so. It's a fucking horrible idea. It may end up necessary, but it is still worse idea than almost anything short of food riots.

>>87736543
Pauly Shore.
>Wahhh I used to star in films. Why is Adam Sandler more famous. My mommy started the comedy store.

me

>>87737594
>fasting can cure cancer
i duno about curing cancer
but caloric restriction is associated with longer life
Obesity is like the second greatest enviromental risk factor for cancer after smoking

>>87737420
His stand up is pretty good dude. On podcasts he's too busy trying to posture.

>>87743832
Rollins is like legit autistic tho right?
when young he was guineapig for Ritalin or something they give to sperg kids?

>>87738359
Joe doesn't even let Redban talk anymore. He's literally only on so people don't think they had a bad falling out.

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I can't fucking stand joey diaz. I dont get why they all think hes funny.

>>87748205
Steve-O is shit. The guy is an obvious narcissist who is obsessed with being the centre of attention, he has no interest of bouncing off of the host. It's just hours of him retelling 'gnarly' stories from his past.

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Randal Carlson is my favorite guest of all time

>>87740382
wow, nice meme image

I've never listened to JP speak but I do hate postmodernism and have studied it extensively. the "you just don't get it" is the classic defense of pomo bullshit. emperor's new clothes

>>87751841

Nufags get a hard on for Pewdiepie and shit.

Oldfags get a laugh of shit talking bullshitters like Joey.

>>87736543
Jaimie

>>87747670
>He's endorsed Ron Paul and Gary Johnson

He was a cunt to Gary Johnson when he had him on.

>>87739535
I hate how he transitions between stories of robbing people and generally being a nasty cunt to gushy shit about the plight of the common family in America to make him seem like a good guy.

>>87737302
I love Joey, the man. But he's unbearable to listen to on the podcast.
Constantly interrupts with stories.
His stories never have anything to do with the topic.
Same story topics.
Rogan keeps complimenting him every 10 minutes.
Rogan always has to talk for 30 minutes to talk about Joey's rise in popularity.

Just awful, awful, awful.

>>87743206
To be fair to her, Joe keeps resetting the conversation back to her being a strong woman. Really listen to the flow of conversation. The podcast goes nowhere, because Joe keeps repeating the same shit about her having trouble finding men who could keep up with her.

It honestly sounded like Joe wanted to fuck her, and couldn't think of anything else to say. Just stuck in a loop of trying to match her alpha energy to his.

only watched one joey diaz one (the recent one) and I found him intolerable. he simply wasn't funny and relied entirely on crude fart/shit references and joe's fake roaring laughter at everything he said didn't help

>>87746789
exactly why joe is such a bitch, so scared of what bloggers will write about him

>>87739976

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NVsyMalJXo&

>>87743276
You realize that there are left-wing and right-wing libertarians, yeah? Joe Rogan is an absolute left libertarian.

>>87736543
He had some coon on once that kept talking about blm stuff, what a pointless guest that was.

>>87739414
He got sad drunk and belligerent, it was pretty embarassing.

>>87738748
The first part of the Ronson podcast was pretty interesting, when they were talking about his latest project on the porn industry. Then they veered off track just talked about Alex Jones for two hours.

>>87740332
who the fuck is that? looks like judd apatow with a bad hair day

Sam Hyde on show when

I've only listened to the Alex Jones episode, but the other guy who was on with him was absolutely insufferable. If it gets worse than that I don't want to know about it

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>>87743206
>talking about sex for 3 hours and then trying to have some sort of meaningful conversation and then failing

>>87736680
how can you hate bert and not say anything about ari?

bert is fine

ari is fucking weird, not funny, visibly disgusting, has an annoying voice, and just seems like a cunt

>>87737462
>talking shit about my conspiracy waifu

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87736543
Any meathead MMA guest

>>87738423
The cuts to Rogan looking visibly confused really make this entire video.

>>87738717
What an utter retard. His entire argument can be countered with: "If there's no truth to these conspiracy theories, then that's what they'll remain - theories."
Anyone who's this preoccupied with making sure that people stop discussing shit, even if it is pointless most of the time, has to be a shill.

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The worst besides the Crowder shitshow.

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>>87747866
>calls someone austist for picking up on social cues and body language

>>87757607
All the bits with tranny bane or hopper are painfully long and unfunny

>>87747739
muslim detected

Every single one of them, including Joe.

I don't know why I listen.

>>87739976
This is all true, Alex makes it sound like nonsense because he is controlled opposition.

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Heh

>>87757994
She's cute!

>>87736543
Crowder

>>87758116
Crowder only did a little bit wrong, though.

Joe was the hostile asshole.

>>87758197
Crowder acted like a total prick too because he didn't want to lose his conservative bona fides by admitting he'd engaged in anti-drug scare mongering.

Joe Rogan is of above average intelligence.

Think about that for a minute. Let it roll around.

Joe Rogan is smarter than your average person.

>>87758364
>When the guest compliments Joe's intelligence through gritted teeth, having this exact thought.

Those are my favorite podcast moments. When you can see the guest doing the mental math of is it worth the view bump to watch this retard nod and attempt clever dialogue with me.

>>87741565
4chan is huge on reddit

Schaub is God

>>87741565
No, he isn't retard. He's not even well-liked on the Joe Rogan subreddit.

The JRE subreddit, by the way, threw a huge bitch fit over Alex Jones. Joe should feel "ashamed" he let a Sandy Hook denier on. Joe needs to disavow Alex.

Also, "Joe's libertarian opinions really irk me. I really think he should research Bernie some more. Get Jill Stein on!"

>>87746067
FOR SURE be less of a nerd my man.

That one professor at Yale who basically just teaches taking drugs and denied that steroids or genes play any role in an athlete being the best

>>87758692
>No, he isn't retard. He's not even well-liked on the Joe Rogan subreddit.
>The JRE subreddit, by the way, threw a huge bitch fit over Alex Jones. Joe should feel "ashamed" he let a Sandy Hook denier on. Joe needs to disavow Alex.
How do you know this faggot ?

>>87758806
I go on reddit every single day to save pictures of actresses and their feet and to laugh at liberals.

Just like you do, except you go for fun.

>tfw you're thankful for the different things JRE has taught or shown you but you realize it's bad more times than it's good and JRE fans range from bro-ey faggots to insufferable Reddit socialists

>>87758836
>Just like you do
>citation needed

>>87758872
Joe is only as good as his guest. Joe is not that good. If he laid off the pot, I think he could improve. As a daily pot smoker also, I see he suffers from all the same shit. That acute lack of self-awareness or embarrassment.

If he didn't have MMA knowledge, he'd be fucked.

>>87738748
I'd give jon ronsons appearance on rhlstp a watch/listen, I felt the same sort of disconnect with Joe and his 'british' mannerisms for lack of a better term.

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>>87749797
just start drinking yourself into an ignorantly blissful life and i'm sure you'll get that same positivity some day. at least when your friends do your intervention, it won't be seen by millions of people.

>>87758836
based

say what you want about reddit but if you're looking for autistic catalogs of certain women they've got you covered

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anybody miss little esther?

>>87757607

He's pretty unlikable in general so it's not surprising that he makes for a shitty guest.

>that time when joe actually compared Moshe and his wife (forget the name) to Tom and Christina

The fuck outta here Joe. No way they're even close to as funny as Tom and Christina.

>>87755816

That's Eddie Bravo.

His brain is made of dogshit and he's also nuts.

>>87741189

You have no idea what you're talking about. People have been giving other people shit for not posting that way on here since at least 2007.

>>87759519

What ever happened to her?

Hasn't been on since the original format when his guests just sat on the couch in his house.

>>87736543
that idiot that argued the earth was flat, I forgot his name

Joe rogan was ruined when I realized he was an idiot. I'm not proud that it took me so long

>>87759775
my guess is something happened between her and redban and she never came on after.

>>87759814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X9pszVRucs&t=465s Can't even watch the whole thing