I am unavailable.

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So close

No
Can
Do

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Mistledubs alert

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>>87710034
>>87710023
>>87709876
>>87710098
>literally all off by one

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P-Patrick?

got an 8:30 res at dubsia

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>>87710267
Hmm

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Really? That's interesting, it's not uhh, it's not great.

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>>87710306
Nobody goes there anymore

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Not a big fan of dubs?

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>>87710286
Yes, this is Patrick.

Mmmmhmmmmm

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>>87709876
I came here for the dubs, which is, after all, the only excuse one could have for being in this thread, which is, by the way, almost completely empty.

>I glare at the Chinese woman once more and rush the hell out of there, dashing after a nonexistent cab, and then I slow down a block or two up past the cleaners and suddenly I find myself eyeing a very pretty homeless girl sitting on the steps of a brownstone on Amsterdam, a Styrofoam coffee cup resting on the step below her feet, and as if guided by radar I move toward her, smiling, fishing around in my pocket for dubs. Her face seems too young and fresh and tan for a homeless person’s; it makes her plight all the more heartbreaking. I examine her carefully in the seconds it takes to move from the edge of the sidewalk to the steps leading up to the brownstone where she sits, her head bowed down, staring dumbly into her empty lap. She looks up, unsmiling, after she notices me standing over her. My nastiness vanishes and, wanting to offer something kind, something simple, I lean in, still staring, eyes radiating anticipation into her blank, grave face, and dropping two digits into the Styrofoam cup I say, “Check ‘em.” Her expression changes and because of this I notice the book—Gatsby—in her lap and then the Columbia book bag by her side and finally the tan-colored coffee in the cup and singles floating in it and though this all happens in a matter of seconds it’s played out in slow motion and she looks at me, then at the cup, and shouts, “Hey, (You) what’s your goddamn problem?” and frozen, hunched over the cup, cringing, I stutter, “Fucking..scriptfags…stole m-my dubs,” and shaken, I abandon the thread, hailing a cab, and heading towards /pol/bait, in it I hallucinate the buildings into mountains, into volcanoes, the streets become jungles, the sky freezes into a backdrop, and before stepping out of the cab I have to cross my eyes in order to clear my vision.

>>87709876

Halberstram, how the hell are you?

>>87709876
TERRIBLE sea urchin ceviche.

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No can do. I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia. GREAT sequential threes.

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>>87711336
>off by three

What did (((they))) mean by this?

>>87711443
Poor fuck can't catch a break

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>>87711555

>>87711555
FUCK!

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>>87710774
>very pretty homeless girl

Wat?

>>87711555
There you go

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>>87711555
I'll call it in

>>87712005
first post in thread, baby

Dubs are a rare sign these days?

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>>87712046
They're not rare to me

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

>>87712046
No, just this thread

I watched this movie last night, it's so fucking good. I've seen it like 10 times and never get tired of it

http://www.dorsiarestaurant.com/index.html

it's in florida but still.

they also do not have sea urchin seviche

Dorsia?

>>87712217
No one's getting into Dorsia with dubs like these

>>87710286
Yes, pumpkin.

>>87709876
You're obviously the sneed poster.

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>>87712566

>>87712046
I get dubs all the time, just not in dubs threads

What a shit dubs thread

>>87712638
Never mind me, saving this trainwreck

>>87709876
Tfw will never be a sexy sociopathic Uber rich yuppie in the 80's

>>87712693
What are some more tv/films to depict 80s, 90s wealthy urban yuppie life?

>>87712725
I know the original Wall Street does

>>87712725
Frasier

>>87712747
I'm in

>>87712747
Oh my god.. it even has a pink watermark.

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plebs

Checkem
Rip shine box

>>87712744
That's very cool anon, but that's nothing
Check these

>>87709876
>>87710023
>>87710034
>>87710098
>>87710267
>>87710286
>>87710306
>>87710327
>>87710346
>>87710391
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>>87710821
>>87710906
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>>87713120
Beautiful singles thread.

>>87713444
The entire thread is now officially wrecked. Pack it up boys, we're going home

>>87713444
Do you like Trips Collins?

>>87709876
Oof

>>87713444
No singles day for you

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>I live for this shit. I love it. Bring the dubs the fuck on.

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how's getsilia?

I'm on the verge of tears by the time I arrive at 4chan, since I'm positive I won't get repeating digits. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome numerical wave.

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not a big gets fan, huh?

>>87714166
Why does Leto look so fucked up here, he's veins are popping all over. Now check these dubs.

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>>87714200

>>87713444
Don't ever mass reply again you fucking stupid bastard.

>>87714201
he's holding his gets together

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>>87713444

this is not an exit

Why does this movie get better every time I watch it

Dubsia is on me

>>87714363
You can watch it too much trust me. Im not due for another watch for at least 10 years. Or untill we get some commentary track, Mary Harron, BEE n Bale in a room would be awesome

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>>87709876

>>87709876
Squash?

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>>87712574

reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer

>>87714572
reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer poster is a buttblasted fuck stick

Dubs at Dorsia?

>>87713444
This is why we can't have nice things

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Chiggity chiggity check em

Dubs?

>>87715799
nif4

>>87715821
Thermodynamically unstable fluorides of nickel?

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Hey Paul!

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DUBSIA NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD

>>87715799
Holy shit these are my first dubs ever.

Trips?

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>>87714166
>>87714200

>>87714514
There is commentary on the DVD
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/faq?ref_=tt_faq_sm#.2.1.24

>>87714514
Also you've probably already seen it but there's an interview with all 3 of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adGtFrHNnhc&t=30s

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>>87713444

>>87714201
He looks like a demon desu

>>87716936
t. singlesfag

dub me

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

>>87718902
here

>>87719122
Impressive

interesting

>dubs

NO CAN DO

I love how everyone here has failed to get dubs except

>>87719122
Very nice

>>87719292
Me

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>>87719122

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I wanna check these digits.

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Are you guys even trying?

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>haven't participated in a dubs thread in years

>>87720212
it's time to break the habit

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>>87720212
Me neither
Let's see if I've still got it in me

Sabrina, don't just stare at my dubs, eat it!

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Did someone say dubs?

pretty cool thread guys....but wait until you see these QUADS!!!!!!!1

>>87722222

>>87722685
re-roll

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>>87722533
>>87722722
nice, very nice