*inhales*

>>87693114
Drink some water too.

Hello where are the tits at?

I don't see a problem here

>>87693114
shut up alicia a cute

>>87693114
This is accurate if you knew they rebooted tomb raider two games ago

She needs some milk

she is supposed to be current, rebooted Lara. Angie was original series Lara.

current Lara is average girl, who got into trouble, old Lara was 'strong-woman' with big tits(by accident - they say...), made to attract average gamers.

>>87693351
I'm glad they made the fucking tomb raider a down to earth relatable character. My insecurities were getting the best of me GIRLFRIEND.

>>87693351
Current Lara still has huge tits

>>87693169
to bad she can't act.

>>87693409
ye character was imo better, but games are far far behind originals. originals were so puzzle oriented with little action bits. you could spend hours exploring to find out how to pass. new ones are action packed with little to none logic challenges
played both new, finished both in several days (no solution/tips) while original ones took months

>>87693409
Yeah I'm glad that the new Lara is gritty and realistic; making a light hearted game and then subsequent movie about a over the top character would take me out of the movie completely.

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>>87693114
will they recreate this scene

>>87693114

TR is LITERALLY the only good videogame movie ever made.

TR2 fucking blew it at the end.

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dem nips

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Nu-lara is beautiful

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>>87693889

>ywn have nu Lara raid your tomb.

>>87693511
Neither could Angelina

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>>87694201

>>87693889
yep she is, but games are dull survival action thing

>>87693171

but she still has some titty and they arent as smol as alicias

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>>87694437
they are close enough.

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>>87693114
>Alicia Fridgekander

I can't stand this cunt, she peaked playing an android in Ex Machina. interestingly enough according to my mum we're supposedly related somehow

>>87694262

One of the greatest Rule 34's ever made is the hour long multi part cgi movie where she takes that giant full sized horse from EVERY position.

The animation is so good I just dont get it. Like who takes the time to put all of that time and effort into something like that?

gibs skelly gf

>>87694929
Tru he could have spent all that time posting on 4chang instead like you

>>87693114
right > left
what is left even supposed to be? a seaworld employee?

>>87695387
The early 2000's aesthetic was not a good one.

>>87694243
She can give you two good reasons why you are wrong.

Costume is on point, but her face is just too wrongly pear shaped for 2011+Lara

>>87693851
What is that? Asking for a friend.

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>>87693114
>Jon Voight with big tits
or
>Pauly Shore with small tits

>>87693738
zip up your coat if youre so cold, lara!

>>87696136
My friend if you can't look at Angelina Jolie's face without seeing Jon Voight you are probably closet homosexual who's seen Midnight Cowboy a few too many times.

>>87693456
They must be hiding then

>>87693511
She can act m8 and she's got an Oscar.

>>87693171
>Accurate
This isn't if you actually played the new Tomb Raiders in where Lara still has tits, butt and attractive female face

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>>87695387
>what is left even supposed to be? a seaworld employee?

>Another movie I'll skip
Man, the next years look promising for my wallet

>>87693114
Left looks like a parody of a woman's body with an ugly face, right looks cute.

>>87695338

Dude, it was tightly produced and made by a TEAM.

An entire TEAM of obviously high level cgi animators and sound techs got together and said "Hey, lets get together and make an hour long movie where Lara gets fucked up the ass by a horse so hard and with so much jizz that it blows up her stomach like a giant baloon and hurls out of her mouth. And let's make her look classy and sophisticated while doing it because its Lara Croft."

Srsly that conversation must have been wild.

>>87696633
things like that bring back my faith in humanity, and at same lime make me lose my faith in humanity.

how is it titled? not asking for link, just phrases to look for

>>87696714

Bing video. Search Lara Croft Horse.

Its like a 4 parter. There are a a few low level imitations like in a barn and whatnot but the real one takes place in what looks like some kind of open air ruins overlooking the ocean.

>>87696904

Don't forget to turn off safe search

>>87693114

That haircut is really really bad.

Makes her face looks pretty dumb.

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Her face is better

But Angelina's body is better

Doesn't really matter though since the fanservice will be zero

>>87693114
>disfigured titless harpy vs European beauty

Gee what a downgrade

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Angie isn't looking so healthy these years.

>>87700278
she's would be perfect cast to Bride of Frankenstein. no makeup needed

>>87696384
she only got the oscar because she was nominated for a category she didn't belong in (it's called category fraud) and winning and an (((oscar))) doesn't mean much now concerning acting ability

>>87700540
Don't bully her. Angie is still beautiful!

>>87693169

That's a man

Look at the shoulder to hip ratio and skull structure

Those are some broad shoulders and thin hips. Not good for birth giving at all ... yeah that's a man just look at that iron jaw aha

>>87700278
give her a break she was sick

>>87696213
so stronk!

>>87693169
Lara is supposed to be more than "a cute".

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>>87694519
>Nu-Lara actually has breasts
Wow. However, Alicia literally has no body. Miscast.

>>87700626
That is true, seeing that they give awards to kikes and niggers.

alicia's body is absolutely disgusting

for the first time in my life I hope this hollywood movie doesnt show the lead actress naked

>>87700278
thanks mrs skeltal

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>>87693114
NO TITS
NO SHORTS

>Just die in my sleep already

>>87694519
>Alicia's fivehead
>Her man shoulders
>Her man waist
>Those chicken legs

"they are close enough"

You could put Daniel Day Lewis in that outfit and he'd look closer to Lara than Vikander.

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This is what I see when I look at Alicia Vikander as Lara

It's a fucking abomination

>>87693114
>sticcander
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH

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>>87694519
i like the actress but her legs are so thin

>>87693114
Looks like the one on the right needs to "inhale" a few cup sizes

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>>87693114
goddamn it every time i've seen her in that suit since that movie came out and i saw the posters in blockbuster i've had to masturbate

>>87693114
wtf she's Swedish? Why does she look like a nigger?

>>87709594
Coz she is from Sweden.

I don't know why everyone is so up in arms. New Lara is a very nice looking boy.

>>87693114
if they didn't want tomb raider to have tits they could have just brought angelina back

Big boobs are sexist

>>87703518
>to kikes and niggers
yes, like Alicia

>>87709594
>ayo hol up
>so wut you sayin is
>we wuz swedes n sheeit?