Every time they open this park it goes to absolute shit.

>>87690225
The same goes for voting socialists here in brazil, everything goes to shit every time but whenever election comes brazilian "intellectuals " say
>they fucked it up before but i have a good feeling this time

>>87690225
>first movie it didnt even open yet.
>second movie there was no park to even be opened. it was in the planning phase
>third movie there was no park opening
>4th movie park has been open and successful for 10 years.

Why did they open the giant gate instead of the small door next to the gate?

>>87690225
what exactly prevents that dinosaur from leaping onto the crowd? that little fence stands to chance against it

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>>87690225

>bring my kids to Jurassic park
>dinosaur goes fucking haywire
>have to fuck off, lose one kid
>Jurassic world
>tfw they finally have the proper technology for a safe park
>go in there with my grand-kids
>mfw everything goes to shit once again

never again.

>>87691064
>thirdworld shithole

yeah your cuntry is just like an amusement park. back to plebbit you go....

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>>87691485
Don't fuck around with hybrid shitstick dinosaurs, all would of been fine, they always manage to go an extra layer of full retard, the first incident was understandable, they were understaffed and rushed, literally cut corners to get the park up and running and they suffered dearly for it, that and nedry fucking them.

>people can keep killer whales and giant flesh eating predators in zoos just fine

>BUT LE DINOSAURS ARE TOO POWERFUL TO BE CONTAINED LE DON'T MESS WITH NATURE, Genre: fiction

>>87692720
>nedry's fault

>one person being in control of the whole island's systems

>>87691467
>dinosaur

>>87692803
fish then?

>>87690225
>make genetic super monster for military applications on the same island as a family attraction
It'd be like the government making missiles out of roller coasters next-door to disney world.

>>87692637
>tells others to go to reddit
>leaves reddit spacing
Something doesn't add up here my friend.

>>87692773
It was never about MUH NATURE, it was always about man fucking up on its own and dinosaurs taking the chance
Except for jurassic world where they created the dinosaur equivalent of a mary sue self insert

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>>87692787
>[laughs] I am totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to 3 days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network 8 connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I'd like to see him try.

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maybe they should try closing the park then

>>87692863
Making animals for military application is a dumb idea in the first place. We don't train packs of lions or something like that for military purposes, how's dinos any better?

>>87692992
Doesn't the movie end with that 8 year old girl hacking into the computer and putting the security system back online or something? Jesus, Spielberg is such a fucking hack. What pathetic faggots enjoy this tripe, take off your nostalgia goggles.

>>87692992
he is litterally playing 3d chess
he was the true protagonist all along

>>87690225
If they can genetically modify dinosaurs to turn invisible why can't they genetically modify dinosaurs to not crave human flesh

at least then if they get out they only cause collateral damage from moving about

>>87693044
yea but she knew linux

>>87692992
>those thick fingers

this is edited, right...?

>>87693008
Technically we do train animals for military application, just not in a "set them loose on the enemy and hope they all die" sort of sense.

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>>87692841

>>87690225
Isn't that pool like way way too small for an animal of that size? It should be maybe 4x larger, it can't even turn in that.

Sooooo, how did indominus cunt realize what the device on her back was and how did she manage to claw it off

>outrunning a T-Rex
>in heels

>>87693130

Probably just felt it as a foreign object lodged in her body and has really long claws. Must have felt irritating as fuck with that inside you. The problem was that it was smart enough to NOT remove it until it was free.

>>87693113

watch the movie anon. that pool is huge

>>87693179
the t-rex was a bit old and probably had pains from the age

>>87693204
Not even spinosaurus tier claws could get that shit out, it's impossible for her arms to reach it

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How long do you think she was digesting for? Do you think she suffocated or drowned in gastric juices?

>>87693088
It's a unix system.

>>87693277

Probably had her neck broken

>>87693277
With an animal of that size I'd guess a whole day. She would be suffocated by while some of the 'juices' would seep into her throat and lungs as she was desperately trying to breath

>>87691206

This. Did you even watch the movies?

>>87693277
This is one of my biggest fears. I don't know how people can have a vore fetish. Shit's horrifying. Was bad enough watching Anaconda

>>87693277
>you will never be a velociraptor
>you will never catch a young qt dinosaur hunter alone in the woods
>you will never pounce on her as she shrieks, firing her shotgun in panic
>you will never bite down on her tender breasts, her syrupy blood oozing between your teeth
>you will never rip away at her slender thighs and chew on her pale flesh
>you will never listen to her shrieks turn to helpless whimpers as she is pinned down, unable to escape
>you will never rip out her throat and hear her gurgle, her eyes begging for mercy from a merciless creature
>you will never feel her go limp as she surrenders to death
>you will never rip away her muscles and leave her innocent body a torn shell
>you will never digest her innocent teen body for energy to continue hunting, as the circle of life demands
>you will never watch what's t of her body rot away until she is part of nature again

>>87693300
yea my bad, been a long time since I watched it

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>>87693439
Some people only like consensual stuff, for those who don't the horror of the victim is the turn on

>>87693466
this post is wrong.

velociraptors hunt in groups.
SHE wouldn't be attacked by the single raptor she spots. that raptor only serves as distraction for those that are now coming at her from her sides or rear

>>87693502

>making flapjacks

pottery

>>87693655
eh?

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>>87693655
Katie has large, perfectly normal breasts as you can see in this image, please do not bully

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>>87691064
Seriously what is it with South Americans and always leaning towards Leftists?

>>87690225
JW was the only movie where the park was actually open and functioning, and if you paid attention you'd know that the park had been open for 10 years.

>>87693800
lazy spics love their gibs

>>87690225
its an allegory for socialism

why do they keep cloning carnivores? why would they clone anything that can swim or fly? why don't they have proper gunships instead of having to resort to mounting a machinegun on a little tourist helicopter?

>>87690225

I hope that was a cloned white shark

>>87690225
They've only opened it twice.

>>87691206
>This idea goes to shit before it can even get started.
>Lets keep going
LITERALLY WHITE PEOPLE

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>>87693876
You'd think they'd learn at some point.

>>87693439

Have you ever watched Deep Rising?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmgn96uootU

>>87693568
The rest of the velocipratora are dead. Plus the ones in Jurassic park aren't scientifically accurate anyway.

>>87693277

crushed by throat muscles when swallowed

>>87694105
it was said in the movie that they did hunt as a group, though

>>87692841
>what are mosasaurs

How will there be a fifth movie?

Do they not realize dinosaurs are not to be fucked with at this point?

Fallen Kingdom will be one giant plot hole. Jurassic World was one of the most insulting movies I've ever seen.

>>87693800
cocaine fucked up their genetic makeup making their dna fucked

>>87694179
what..

isn't dinosaur the common term for all those animals, fish and birds back then?

>>87694258

The movies are stupid to begin with. Animals do not become relentless killing machines when they're released in the wild. They'll kill one thing, eat it then chill for a day or two.

>>87693045
No that was the T-Rex

>>87694258
perhaps something to do with illegal dinosaur stuffs under the radar? like dinosaurs being sold on the black market ?

>>87693277
she died as soon as the mosasaur shut its mouth. It has rows of backwards pointing teeth on the roof of its mouth that help shred food before swallowing.

>>87691064
thats just the nature of socialism though

>>87694315
>>plebbit
Go educate yourself, then come back with better bait

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>>87693277
Digested over 2 days, probably conscious for a few hours.

Also the actress is qt as fuck

>>87694489
>few hours

she would drown from the water that would be inside it. also the stomach would squeeze her so that she would suffocate

so more like 15 minutes, maximum

>>87694363
i think it works in the original because the dinosaur attacks are few in between, and the velociraptors form a more clear threat because they're in an area with fewer prey

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>>87694315

>>87692720
>Don't fuck around with hybrid shitstick dinosaurs, all would of been fine
i don't buy that. i think jurassic world was a series of lawsuits just waiting to happen. you mean to tell me a baby triceratops never bit some kids arm off with its sharp, bony beak? some juvenile apatosaurus didn't whip some kid in the fucking throat? i looked on the website for dinosaurs featured at certain attractions, they have baryonyx and suchomimus at the river boat ride, and those are carnivorous dinosaurs that know how to swim like spinosaurus from the third movie. hell, any dinosaur going swimming could easily accidentally topple those dinky ass kayaks over. and what, no one's ever gotten sick or died from exposure or heat stroke in one of those tiny glass balls that by the way, you can't automatically recall back to where they come from. you're baking in the sun in those things, sure jimmy fallon is talking about how safe they are against dinosaurs, but how does air conditioning work in that thing? even masrani says that a dinosaur getting loose and eating someone was an eventuality, i'm assuming that's with or without hybrids.

>>87694685
diapsida is the common term then?

>>87694760
sauropsida is the most common term

>>87693220
T-Rex lived to be 100+ years old. Rexy should be middle-aged at most.

>>87694732
>they have baryonyx and suchomimus at the river boat ride

Didn't those only eat fish?

>>87693179
Actually if the T. rex were to ever go into full sprint, it would break its ankles due to the amount of weight distributed on it and the bones being so weak
https://www.sciencealert.com/running-would-have-broken-an-adult-tyrannosaurus-rex-s-legs

>>87690225
it was never about being an amusement park. It's always been about the militarization of dinosaurs.

>>87694916
spinosaurus did as well, you can see how much they cared about that in the third movie

>>87694870
wasn't it more like 40's tops?

>>87694054
Thanks for that anon, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.

>>87693220
Retard

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>>87695029
Pretty sure they discovered that after the third movie was made. Like how it most likely walked on all fours too.

>>87693179
It had spent a decade eating prey that was just standing next to the flare. It saw the food flare but it started slowly moving so it just followed it. If it was actually hunting her it could have caught her easy.

Although I have no fucking idea why she thought to try that plan without ditching the heels

>>87693008
>alien
>Jurassic park
>Resident evil
All do this, always a big body count.

>>87691467
The director saying "I want this thing to stay in its enclosure and not jump out at the people"

>>87694156
Alright fine a utahraptor or something small that doesn't hunt in packs. Goddamn it it's been 18 years since I was into dinosaurs I don't rmemebr shit I'm just trying to jack off okay? Damn

>>87693568
>implying we know near enough to make these claims

I'm sure they were pack oriented, but even so, pack oriented animals today can still end up on their own. They just don't last very long that way. But in the context of the movies, a genetically engineered version that is smarter should be able to survive on it's own better.

>>87695134
they were able to infer its fish eating nature because of the shape of its skull, teeth, and its relationship to baryonyx who is a known fish eater. they just didn't care. it's way bigger, it needs to be some kind of super carnivore that can beat up t. rex in a fight.

>>87695157
Alien is understandable, those faggots get out of control fast and have bullshit traits
Resident Evil is similar, shit spreads quick and BOW are nightmare fuel with the intent to kill shit
Jurassic Park is stupid because they don't keep the proper equipment to handle an escaped dino
Zombies and Aliens would be viable vs a military
Imagine how scary WW1 would have been in mustard gas killed people and then reanimated them into flesh eating bullet sponges
Aliens regularly shove in Colonial Marine's shit
The only place dinosaurs would be viable would be heavy dense jungle
No living beast can take a burst of 50 and live to tell the tale

>>87695157
>>87695370
It's all irrelevant. They'd all be considered war crimes due to being inhumane.

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>>87691064
>>87693800
>>87693876
Why do poor trash loves tax cuts for billionaires and corporations so much?

>>87693091
nope

>>87693008
Because "le capitalism is ebul xdxdxdxd"

>>87694986
>trusting anything even remotely specific people say about dinosaurs

>>87695573
>bums having the disposable income to pick and choose the clothing they want
spotted the ignorant spoiled brat
homeless people are given clothes and they wear them to protect themselves from the elements. not as a political statement.

>>87695573
I dunno why do they keep falling for champagne socialists?

>>87695283
Grizzly primarily eats fish and no intelligent animal ever fucks with it

>be michael crichton
>write a story about a futuristic theme park going off the rails and people start dying
>do this five times
>die a millionaire

fuck

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>>87695573
>mfw, commies know they would starve to death in their own country so they have to leech off of capitalism to survive
your days are numbered.

>>87695878
People have made far more doing far less, what are you going to do

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>>87693008
>Making animals for military application is a dumb idea in the first place

>>87693008
>Making animals for military application is a dumb idea in the first place
we've been using animals in war for hundreds, probably thousands of years. everything from dogs, which we still use today, to elephants, to rhinos, to sea lions to dolphins. in fact chris pratt's character in the movie was selected to train the raptors because he trained dolphins in the navy, though this is only mentioned in promotional material.

>>87695974
>>87695982
We're talking about fucking airdropping raptors behind enemy lines to go up against a modern military force, not some kind of supporting role like a dog with an antitank mine strapped to its back
That's what's retarded

>>87695974
Remember how well that worked out eventually?

>>87696100
the thing is cloned animals are completely disposable soldiers. you'd be able to just keep sending them in and they work for all kinds of warfare since they can go into small spaces and still move really fucking fast. i can see where big fat asshole was coming from, raptors would save lives. sending dogs in, basically to their deaths, would be a pr nightmare for the military. even doing that with something like lions or tigers would be a disaster. but cloned animals that have been extinct for 75 million years and have a bad reputation as murder machines already that we can make as many of as we want? yeah, go for it. why should we care?

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>>87695573
Because tax cuts for job making companies makes them stay in your country, why do you think gm factory decided to leave usa and come to brazil? 2 reasons
1. cheaper taxes
2. cheaper labor

The socialist party on command overtax citzens to make it up for that and it works very well for them (because there are more citzens then companies) while never really solving problems that only a working gov can (like security, health and education) they always shrug it off like
>if they dislike it they should vote differently
but in all elections our only options are socialist parties, none of them are right wing, whenever someone attempts a right sided opnion they get shamed by celebrities, media, news, music makers, "intelectuals" and university teachers ... its almost like a conspiracy, but it cannot be can it?

>>87696229
You want a PR nightmare how about
>Military raptor eats civilian family after wandering from combat area
>Military loses cloned dinosaurs after deployment, scientists raise concerns over impact on local food chain if they reproduce in the wild
>US Marine killed by 'friendly' t-rex during clean up operation
You can just toss murder machines into real world combat scenarios, no matter how well you train them, for the same reason we can't just saturation bomb the middle east until it's a few thousand kms of glass, it just doesn't work like that

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>>87690225
It's tired cliche of "Mankind can not control the nature". Hope they had come up with something different for the next new one.

>>87696475
WEAPONIZED RAPTORS IN ACTUAL WARFARE
and the only thing that goes wrong is the enemy learning to recode them.

>>87696475
A Robo-raptor sent back in time to kill the creators of the future human resistance.

>>87696458
All of these have already happened with other military tech, there would be an outcry for appearances' sake and then it would be forgotten.

>>87696229
you are insanely stupid
kind of like this movie, I guess

>>87694986
well it would have to be able to run so they must be wrong

>>87696458
again, the raptors are entirely disposable. you could probably euthanize them the instant they start to go rogue, you'd be able to tell that they were going rogue if you mounted cameras on one. i mean that's what i'd do if i was in some military raptor project. you gotta have a contingency plan.

>>87696602
Actually when those things happened with other military tech (gas, cluster bombs, white phosphorous) they were quickly banned under threat of very fucking serious sanctions

>>87693008
> What is cavalry

>>87691279

It was to let the Amerilards in.

>>87692720
>nedry fucking them.
The book explains more about nedry, inGen was fucking him pretty bad.
Everything would have been fine if it wasn't for the storm, but chaos is kind of a theme of the book.

>>87693113
Haven't you ever been to sea world? That's just the pool for shows, he probably has a much bigger enclosure that he hangs out in for most of the day. Probably that big fucking bay right behind the enclosure.

>>87694732
>a series of lawsuits just waiting to happen.
Under who's jurisdiction? They lease the island from Costa Rica, and I'm sure you've got all kinds of liability waivers you're required to sign before they let you in the park.
Its safe to assume they're lawyered up and protected their corporate interests as much as they could.

>>87691064
UMA DELICIA

>>87694040
and they made billions during a period of only 10 years.

That's why we win.

>>87694040
If people stopped doing things the first time it failed, nothing would ever get done.

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>>87690225
seriously, the only thing I can think of when looking at that pic is how much they spend just to feed that thing
how fucking much do they charge people to go there? it can't be expensive considering there are thousands of visitors each day

>>87695852
>homeless people are given clothes and they wear them to protect themselves from the elements. not as a political statement.
Wow. You're fucking stupid. How do you not get the irony of the picture?

>>87696229
>sending dogs in, basically to their deaths, would be a pr nightmare for the military
lmao do you seriously think killing dogs would be taken worse than human deaths

>>87693439
You know how sometimes you wake up in the morning and your arm has gone completely numb because you slept on it wrong? It's weird how you lose all ability to control the muscles, how you can't feel a thing. Like it's dead... Imagine breaking it, then slowly realizing the awful pain as feeling returns to it. That's my worst and only fear.

>>87697578
I'm not saying he's right, but think of the reaction people have when a dog dies compared to the average one when a human does. Just look at any rekt thread on /b/ and see how people react when someone posts violence on animals.

>>87693277
I still can't believe this character got that fucking horrible death scene. Not a single villain in the series got even close to that torment.Why?

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would tv ___ a blue?

>>87693723
>Promise me, Ned...

>>87696458
>Military raptor eats civilian family after wandering from combat area

Military dogs do that sometimes. My cousin was in the Seals when the US was full on fighting the Taliban there, and he once told me a story about how one of their dogs ran off on its own into some village, and came back with a dead baby clamped in its jaws.

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>>87698045
The Spider baby, ted

>>87690225
How deep would that water need to be to house that beast? Also is it's life suffering as much as the animals at Seaworld?

>>87697672
>Not a single villain in the series got even close to that torment
Bullshit, what about the guy who gets torn apart by the trex in the second or third one. That shit was pretty brutal.

>>87690225
The park was running perfectly fine before Starlord fucked it all up.

>>87698362
That sucked, but at least it was relatively quick.

>>87698341
>Also is it's life suffering as much as the animals at Seaworld?
Part of the problem is that sea mammals are usually pretty smart so they go stir crazy. But these are reptiles with brains the size of your tiny benis.
You don't need to take an iguana out for a walk, he's happy just chilling there.

>>87693673
She has terrible titties

>>87693179
It's impressive people still expect actresses to do that and it doesn't count as a stunt or a work safety issue. All I can think about is rolled ankles

>>87691467
It's an aquatic animal, retard. Why would it leap onto land?

>>87691206
OP btfo

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>>87697672
For fun

>>87697672
The actress requested it

>>87692992
>I'm sorry for your financial problems Dennis but they are your problems

>>87694832
for current existing animals

>>87690225
Inner city kids could have eaten that shark

>>87690225
Have you ever even watched a Jurassic Park movie before? This is the first movie with a park actually in it, operating, and it is OPEN.

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>>87690225
Well if it didn't then there wouldn't be a movie.

>>87697593
eh breaking bones really doesn't hurt that much. Sure it would suck but it's nothing that you should honestly be afraid of

>>87695974
are you trying to prove his point?

>be hannibal at zama
>no cavalry but got 80 war elephants
>send them at roman line first to soften them up
>romans dispatch them with little to no casualties
>some elephants are scared by romans blowing loud horns and charge my own line
>end up doing more damage to my left flank than to the romans
>fugg

>>87693044
It's implied throughout the movie she's a "hacker". Weak writing sure, but it's good enough for a popcorn flick if you turn your brain off

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>>87699489
That's what you get when you put a nigger in charge.

>>87690225

Yeah, how the fuck do they keep finding investors for this shit? I say, they must have god-like pitches

>>87699579
>$2000 a day, $10 000 a day, and people will pay it!

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>>87693277
>>87693439

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>>87699775
Not even watching all of that shit

>>87699775
Anybody know the sauce, looks interesting is it a web short or something?

>>87700785
Full movie, The Borderlands (2013)

>>87695974
>this kills the Rohirrim

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>>87691064

>>87697551
the fuck are you rambling about? what is ironic in a homeless man wearing free clothes?

>>87700817
ty anon

>>87697551
jesus christ, get some perspective

>>87694040
>something goes wrong
>lol not gonna bother again
I'm surprised you even made it to adulthood.

>>87701022
>If at first you don't succeed
>piss off and blame da j00z on 4chan

>>87701085
It's because of juices like you that we can't have nice things.
A-am I doing this right, senpai?

>>87695211
>utahraptor

i thought raptors were from toronto?

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>>87690225
maybe there are a lot of successful dinosaur parks around the world and we are just seeing what happened to the shitty ones. the same way we see a lot of chernobyl and fukushima documentaries even though there are thousands of nuclear plants around the world.

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>>87690225
They never listen, do they. It's just their greedy KKKapitali$t instincts.

>>87695878
Crichton wrote tons of books. He was also an MD and created ER. Dude could do whatever he wanted.

>>87691064
thank you for shitting up the thread faggot

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>>87690225
AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK

>>87690225
>but that wasn't REEEEEAAAL communism!!

>weaponized dinosaurs in military action
>they get head mounted lasers and hip rocket launchers, armor with a human mount on the back
>Jurassic Park becomes Dino Riders

>>87690225
It had been open for a while, in this case.

>>87699775
if holodecks were real the first thing I'd do would be programming a giant monster to eat me whole

>>87693044

No hacking involved, the computers had already been rebooted by this point. She posesses enough computer knowledge to go into a system and run a programme.

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>>87698491

>>87695878
He only wrote the second one because spielberg got on his knees and begged, he then proceded to ignore most of the plot of second book. He only wrote two books tho, why 5?

>>87692992
my favorite antagonsit

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>>87702990

>>87704530
What the fuck how did they get inside that megalodon whole?

And second why swim towards the mouth when you have perfectly good scuba gear and you can just cut your way out with a knife, killing shark in the process?

>>87705177
It's best not to ask questions about Jaws 3D.

https://youtu.be/arsAllZIa1Y

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>>87705460
>>87705177

Reminder that this wasn't the real jurassic park, we gotta try it again.

>>87693800
Crony capitalists backed by military juntas ruined it for them
They're forever doomed to fluctuate between clueless socialists and reactionary dictatorships
Basically they got Africa syndrome

>>87701749
How did i shit on it? jurassic park is litterally a metaphor for communism, it works in the begining and then it goes to shit and then your flesh belongs to the community (who is starving)

If you brainlet failed to see it its not my fault.

>>87692992
Fuck yeah Jolt Cola

>>87692992
Hello Newman

>>87693968
Exactly what I thought looking at pic

>>87693466
Most carnivores go for the innards first before everything else

>>87699489
The majority were little pussy Asian elephants though

>>87699552
WE WUZ HANNIBAL now?

>>87692863
just shut your brain off

>>87697672
>thinking only horrible things happen to horrible people

the level of indifference about the character shown by the direction of this horrific death sequence seemed more realistic in that way. if it leaves you asking "why?" then that's a good thing. it was so tragically brutal.

>>87693277
>>87698579

just realized this is the same woman that plays lena luther in supergirl. i hadn't connected those dots before.

>>87693277
>How long do you think she was digesting for? Do you think she suffocated or drowned in gastric juices?

i can only hope she drowned or her shock from what was happening killed her ... fug z..

>>87695211
No anon, we're damn well making sure your fantasy scenario is scientifically accurate before you're allowed to enjoy it.