Do you remember this?

>>87686284
Forgettable movie

The chubby guy from Fanboys was great in this. A pretty one note part but he had so much personality he stole the movie.

Why doesn't he get every role that Josh Gad gets?

>>87686321
This but it was watchable.

>>87686284
The Colin Ferrell was Johnny depp in disguise plot twist was fucking dumb, but it had its moments. The main problem was that it wasn't Ace Ventura magic detective for the majority of the movie which it should have been.

>>87686337
There's a very obvious answer to that, anon.

>>87686347
I'm pissed that they got rid of Colin Farrell so soon. He was the best actor in the movie and I'm willing to bet would be infinitely better as Grindelwald than Johnny Depp will be.

>>87686284
Not bad for a doctor who cut and paste. They even gave him a fucking tardis.

>>87686396
It makes me mad too
He was just fine as he was

was the fat baker /ourguy/?

I literally don't remember anything about it

>>87686284
No. I thought this was doctor who from the thumbnail

I still don't understand what Eddie Redmayne was trying to do with his portrayal of Newt. Could barely understand anything he mumbled for the first half of the movie.

>>87686284
Not really. I remember it being horrible.

>>87686337
>>87686364
They are both jewish

>>87686284

How did he score that blonde hottie?

>>87686579
he didn't

Mediocre, but still better than any of the Harry Potter films.

>>87686579

Chubby chaser

>>87686579
He liked her cooking

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*steals your movie*

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>>87686284
they're currently filming part 2

Are you guys ready for gay Dumbledore?

>>87686579
He was literally himself, with just a smidge of heroism to him, it helped that Queenie was kind of a space cadet herself but in a good way
>she can read minds
>he unconsciously has lewd thoughts about her
>she's perfectly reasonable and understands because it happens all the time

Don't know anything about HP but watched this the other day with my gf.
It was ok. I liked the parts with the monster chasing and zany antics, but didn't really give a shit about the evil Johnny Depp stuff.
It felt like the Hobbit movies. A simple story jammed with unnecessary lore to link the two series together.

>>87686579
They wanted a fat funny character but did not want to have him third wheel and make it awkward for fat moviegoers, so the Blondie falls for him at first sight.

>>87686671
Yes if it means gay Jude Law scenes

no one does

>>87686284
Nope. And what's funny is the gf and I watched it like 2 months ago. Completely forgotten about it. By far the weakest movie in the Potter series, sucked of any soul, interesting characters, interesting world, or interesting plot. In other words, everything you loved about Harry Potter is absent in Fantastic Beasts.

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>>87686706
>with my gf

>>87686706
Thats exactly what it is except with even less source material. They literally adapted this from a 50 page special charity book about magical animals and 1 line of exposition telling us Newt Scamander wrote a book and traveled the world learning about animals.

>>87686284
that plain jane bitish girl is seriously the most basic looking bitch ever. like if you typed into a computer how to draw a woman, this is the results it would show you. Very standard, very plain, very basic.

I also don't like Eddie Redmayne, he didn't deserve his Oscar for dressing up as a girl.

>>87686619
It's worse than every single potter film which are all good to great, shit taste

No-Maj

>>87686805
Waterston is american funnily enough. Nice tits but you're right about everything else

>>87686535
He tried to go for charismatic autist. Apparently he didn't realize that these two things are opposites.

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inb4 "Why would anyone want to remember..."

truely an autism kino

What a pile of garbage. I literally fell asleep on this crap. Redmayne's character whose name I don't remember and the Jewish looking girl might have been the most forgettable character I've seen in a few years.

>>87686284
I remember the design for the obscurist was 11/10 cgi

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Was he /ourguy/

>>87687093
>guy

I've literally never heard of this. Some sort of harry potter knock off I presume. When did it come out

>>87686396
This TBΗ. Would've been better if they had Depp for the entire movie and Colin for the next 4.

>>87686284
i liked it

>>87687093
We need to talk about Kevin...

>>87686805
Yep waterston is shit

>>87686671
Only if we see him actually suck a dick on screen

As forgettable as it is and forgettable compared to hp its still better than every other capeshit and star wars film being made recently, jurassic world kong skull island etc.

i liked the production design

I was watching a series about magic kids in college/school but I forgot what it was called

>>87687534
Sabrina the Teenage Witch

>>87686284
"No!"

Nope and I probably never will watch it or read/watch anything else from the Harry Potter universe. It sure feels good no longer feeling the need to compulsively consume every piece of media from a franchise just because it was a part of your childhood. The Simpsons is another one I've dropped even though I used to watch at least 3 episodes a day every day for years when I was growing up.

>>87686347
Was that actually supposed to be a twist? It was obvious Farrel was the bad guy in disguise from the very first scene he's in. They literally show a guy with his exact same clothes and haircut but with white hair at the beginning of the movie being evil.

>>87686656
>>87686284
>Oh nooo the sidekick character is going to have his memory erased, how sad
>5 minutes later
>oh wait nope he's starting to remember for no reason
I hate when tv and movies can't stick with a sad ending and have to undo it in the last five minutes. They couldn't wait until the next movie?

>>87686805
I like her. Probably because I first saw her in Inherent Vice and she's great in that.

>>87688068
Harry Potter is the only good franchise don't kid yourself. I watch that shit all day.

>>87688222
nope I saw her first in that as well she's shit, stop with the meme.

>>87687093
This movie had so many shitty twists. Was I actually supposed to believe it was the little girl that was suppressing her magic/creating that monster thing? Because they sure made it seem like I was supposed to think that.

>>87688267
You're a fucking meme

>>87688273
No they didn't....

>>87686284
Ron Pearlyman was good in this.

>>87688312
Yes they did it was just done horribly. The lines about how a wizard that suppresses their magic/has that monster inside them can't live past childhood, the constant cuts to her singing that Witch song after someone mentions a magic user living in the Salem house, the girl being around bad haircut guy when the magic stuff happens so it seems like it's actually her doing it, Colin Farrel going after her instead of bad haircut, her playing with the wand. Then they play it off like a reveal when he starts attacking. Colin Farrel.

>>87688177
>for no reason
he was bitten, probably a side effect from that

>>87686284
i will never forget how dumb johnny depp for the role was.
nothing besides that is worth mentioning.

>>87688068
>I'm a big boy now because I don't like things I liked as a kid
We're all very impressed

>>87688177
It's canon that Hogwarts students shit themselves and magic it away, and Hufflepuff have group masturbation sessions

>>87688762
>Hufflepuff have group masturbation sessions
Elaborate

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>>87688780

>>87687534
Magic School Bus

>>87688857
This can't be real

>>87689248
It's CollegeHumor

>>87687534
The Worst Witch
Hex
House of Anubis

>>87686284
Yeah, it was alright. Took my mom to see it, unlike me she's a fan of the Harry Potter movies/books but she didn't like it too much.

>>87689719
>Took my mom to see it
That was a really nice thing you did there, anon

>>87687247
It'd be better if they brought Farrell back on a global revenge hunt after Dickhead Depp stealing his looks and locking him up.

>>87689719
D-did she take her shoes off and prop her feet up on the chairs?

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>>87687093
One of the better parts about it. His story way more interesting than Newt's wacky hunt for his escaped beasts.

>>87689865
No weird fetishes at this time of day. Three Hail Marys and no supper for you.

>>87689758
Neither dad nor any of her friends like magic themed movies so it's already our thing. Also, she had to suffer through shitty kids movies when I was little, so I gotta give a little back.

>>87686284
Was very good

>>87688654
Depp always lamented how he was the only Englandistan actor left not yet cast in the series

>>87689979
his story ruined the entire fucking movie, ding dong.

>>87691861
The Grindelwald/obscurial arc was the best part

>>87691935
No one will ever believe you.

>>87692041
>hurr durr muh awkward guy and his pikamen monsters
They didnt even explain that the dodos weren't actually extinct and instead knew how to teleport away from danger

>>87686396
Colin Farrell character could be alive for the next. The fat muggle is going to appear again in 2, same a cutie Alison Sudol

Why are no JKR/HP fans talking about STRIKE?

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>>87687093
indded

>>87688177
I thought they only forgot all the bad shit. Wasn't that mentioned? The creatures memory foam juice stuff only erased bad memories and Jacob remember Queenie when he saw her because he had good memories about her.

>>87686284
I peeked at some of it over my sister's partner's shoulder on his ipad, colin farrel was betraying somebody. looked like a really really good movie.

>>87692481
wottice

>>87688177
>oh wait nope he's starting to remember for no reason
Love has always been the most powerful force in HP universe. If it can deflect a killing curse, it can break an amnesia spell I guess.

>>87692481
>STRIKE
Elaborate

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I WANT NEW HARRY POTTER BOOKS GOD DAMN IT THAT'S ALL I WANT
SHIT I'LL EVEN TAKE MOVIES AS LONG AS JOHN WILLIAMS RETURNS TO DO THE SOUNDTRACKS

As others said, Ferrell was the only good thing about this movie.

I don't see why he doesn't get much roles, he's always been a decent actor imo.