Would you watch a movie about Mike Tyson?

>>87683934
Yeah but not if that cunt is playing him.

Where's his neck?

>>87683965
Why not? He looks just like him. He just needs to put on some muscle

>>87683965

Only if he hits the gym first. Not watching a Tyson biopic with black numale

>>87683965
This
Whiny Nigs are disgusting

I thought Jamie Foxx was starring in a movie about Mike?

>>87683992
I don't care if he looks like him. He's a stupid cunt and I wont watch movies he is in.

Yep. Question is, will they have the balls to put in the "I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!" rant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9G1ra9xrU0

>>87683978
Drumpfalubbadubdub get the fuck off this board, /pol/fag.

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>>87683934
if it had good boxing / fight scenes I would

also it would have to show how much of an immature dickhead Tyson was in as raw a way as possible, and how important of an influence Cus D'Amato was

reminder that mike tyson is not only a champion boxer, but a champion world class pigeon breeder trainer and racer

>>87684040
I've heard him talk about it, but it's been like years in the making

>>87684093
truly one of mankind's greatest moments

yes. needs to get his absolute madman persona down though.

Hell yes I would but not if you get John Oogabooga to play him and not if you get any British nigger

You get an actual tough looking American nigger to play him and give him real boxing lessons

>>87684051
>waah he was in Star Wars and black so I hate him

>>87683982
That's a man's neck, boy.

>>87684378
White people don't know the first thing about manhood. They can't even recognise it.

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I would if it had good boxing scenes

>>87684369
Not even remotely my problem with him. He gave a good performance in Star Wars in my opinion.

>>87684151

Does Mike get clocked at 0:04 and just gives 0 fucks or was he just turning his head to avoid it?

>>87683934
Nah but the kid who played Mike in the new IT could play a young Muhammad Ali.

>>87684040
He is hopefully. OP is a faggot for even suggesting this corny niglet.

>>87684444
Dem quads

But yea he got clocked 3 or 4 times there but they were glancing blows and tyson had a good chin

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>>87684437
>the first boxing flick where you could recreate fights at full length

who would you cast as a live action yung hee

>>87684158
Wtf I love Mike Tyson now

>>87684444
think he got glanced on the chin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYZzMPsm6c4

Reminder that he is the protagonist in an animated show and it's great

>>87684093
Are all African men gay to some level? They have the most estrogen of any race and always come off as suspect.

>>87684437
holy shit. I keep forgetting how amazing Tyson was.

>>87684557
most are raised by females so they pick up feminine tendencies.

>>87684437
Dude was a fucking powerhouse, those body shots are brutal.

>>87684584
And what about the prison gay stuff?

>>87684437
>>87684151
never watched boxing before but this is kind of mesmerizing.

>>87683934
>It's a British black with a Nigerian name plays an American black episode

Samuel Jackson was right, this shit is way out of control. At this rate, Dele Alli is going to play Barack Obama in the Obama biopic.

>>87684636
nigs gonna nig idk

>>87684663
Yeah, Tyson in his prime was something else. So ridiculously strong.

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>After three years under King, Tyson didn't even know he had a fan club. When the fighter found out, his longtime chauffeur and assistant, Rudy Gonzalez, says he and Tyson went to the Fan Club office within King's training facilities in Orwell, Ohio, to see what Tyson had been paying for. When they entered, they saw crates filled with thousands of unopened envelopes from fans, as well as photographs and underwear from women.
>Sitting on the floor, opening some of the yellowed mail, Gonzalez, who will also likely be a key witness for Tyson, remembers the then heavyweight champ reading a letter from a woman in the Midwest. Her child had been dying of cancer. She wondered if Tyson could give the kid a call. Gonzalez remembers getting the number, dialing, and passing the phone off to Tyson who, after only a few minutes, hung up, cursed King and started to cry. The call was a year too late.

>>87684437
A utter menace in the ring in his prime. Scary stuff watching that webm and I feel sorry for anyone that went up against him.
truly devastating power and speed combo

>>87684636
that's how animals in captivity show dominance
it's the same reason so many zoo critters get gay

>>87684757
I think you're overthinking it. Dudes are horny, they need a hole.

>>87683934
Christ, Tyson's neck is insane.

>>87684437
lanklets btfo

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>>87684663
watch it, it is objectively the best sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5p4fPaAI2I

>>87684736
Source?

>that fight where Tyson's walkout music is a bunch of industrial noise and chains clattering and shit
fucking lunatic, man

>>87684151
>>87684437
Heavyweight Manlets are so fucking aesthetic in boxing

>>87684841
Defensive boxing is boring.

>>87684437
ah he's fast what brillant hand speed
LIVAAAAAA BLAWO
GAZELLU PAWNCH

th-those head motions ?!!!!

IT IT DA DEMPSHEE ROLLLU

>>87684892
http://www.cigaraficionado.com/webfeatures/show/id/Grudge-Match----Tyson-vs-King_6164/p/2

>>87683934
Not if it's played by that fat, man titted nigger.

>>87684736
Delet this!

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>>87684906
Boxers who only fight defensively (Mayweather) are boring.
Regular offensive boxers who just happen to also have good defense and can dodge + counter punches like it's The Matrix aren't

>>87685159
But the clown you posted also sucks.

>>87684369
its cos he sounds like an insufferable faggot.

The same reason why I dont watch any film that stars Matthew Broderick, the kind of cunt who literally murders a family of a man and never apologises to him, because he 'has no memory' of the incident and therefore should not feel guilty.

he then has the audacity to star in a car commercial.

It's not about race, it's about having principles and allowing yourself to support someone who has the opposite ideals of yourself

>>87684903
Too bad we'll never see anything like it again. Heavyweights are slow oafs with shit cardio now.

Just fucking watch Mike Tyson Mysteries on Adult Swim. It looks great, is an accurate presentation of Mike Tyson's life and starring Mike Tyson himself - as Mike Tyson

>>87685737
Mike Tyson was a genetic freak amongst genetic freaks. The speed, power combo he had is something no other heavy can match and that certainly can't be trained or taught.

>>87684437
imagine those fucking arms swinging at you, they never lose form. they are like c3p0 arms that weigh a ton and delivered to your body via a fucking drag truck, they look like they'd go right through you and carry on to the next sorry cunt

>>87683965
agreed

>>87686285
Mike Tyson could most likely kill any person with those punches. Only hard headed professionals could take shots like that to the head and get up and be okay.

>>87686035
genetic freak and a boxing prodigy dude coulda been on top longer if his trainer diddnt die.

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>>87684437

>>87686416
THEY POPPED MCGREGOR?

>>87683934
Only if it made clear that he was wrongfully imprisoned.

>>87684369
To be fair all in that goddamn movie sucks and deserves to be hated, but yeah i hate him because he is a sjw negro being pushed just because equality

>>87684663
I think UFC and MMA really stole boxing's thunder which is a shame because it's a poor substitute for the sweet science.
My problem with tyson is that his matches were all over in seconds because that fucking monster only needed to land one shot to send you to beddie-bye. I like the lighter weight matches, thats when you get two lightning fast dudes beating the shit out of eachother for 10 rounds.

>>87684093
>Tfw part of Mike's entourage
>Tfw terrified everytime he opens his mouth because if i laugh at him i might die
Send help bros.

>>87683965

Tru Fax, Anon.

>>87686376
Well, while Cus died, Rooney was still there to keep coaching him.

What ruined Tyson was firing Rooney and cutting ties with anyone Cus-related.

Watch his fight with Berbick (had Rooney), then watch Spinks (had rooney), then watch the first Bruno fight (without Rooney) and you can see a shift between Rooney and without Rooney.

Then, of course, there's Buster Douglas.

MIKE TYSON INNOCENT

>>87684841
how you cannot miss those open swings? Stupid cunt.

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>>87684437
0:07

What the fuck.

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>>87684736
The kino makes itself lads.

>>87683934
Why can't Mike play Mike?

Sure let him play Mike and be murdered by him when he checks some test footage and gets offended by him imitating his Tyson Lisp®

Will it include Mike Tyson's greatest ever quote?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

>>87683934
boyega is too PC to play mike www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPlvkyS1gy0

>>87686767
>>87686786
>"I'll hug you until you love me HOMO!"
>Just as homo leaves Mike's mouth it all turns in slow-motion and he remembers growing up having a gay friend that he defended from bullies and died of aids because of Reagan
>Next scene is Mike in his mansion punching himself and swearing to never saying it again

>>87686739
mike tyson is a really good guy now and hes utterly ashamed of his past.

i believe that he never raped that bitch

>>87685159

Why are all their shorts so hilariously oversized?

>>87683934
I would watch a kino with Mike Tyson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPgafBEqn4

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>>87684158
Also Norm's friend. He's a fucking legend!

>>87683934
not if that star wars nigger is in it

>>87687015
hides their small weenies

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Since we're talkin boxing can we have some appreciation for how much of a monster James Toney was back in the day?

>>87687015

the real question is why mma uses such homoerotic underwear for fighting

it's something they took from the wwe?

A Tyson movie done right would be the ultimate in boxing kino, even better than Rocky, who did the typical underdog story the best its ever been done. Unlike say Ali, which was botched, and wasn't a very good story in the first place because it didnt really have any natural adversity as Ali was a winner and a smart guy in control all his life

>>87687252
>>87687015
To clearly mark the "below the belt" line

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What about a movie about Anderson Silva?

I feel he is one of the most underrated legends in "fightning". Guy was a monster back in the day, and he is still decent and above average

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>>87687780
*loses to BispGOAT*

Can we get a Bisping movie?

>>87687656
>smart guy
Ali was literally stupid

>>87687879
dont misinterpret on purpose.

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>>87683934

>>87683934
We need someone alpha. Boyega is a cuck. Likely Tyson would sense the bitch in him

>>87683934
There's already a very good documentary about Mike, I suggest you watch it.

>>87687863
Nigga he was 40

>>87684417
Don't be mad us cause you have low Test and have never been in a gym

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>>87688028
True, but.Bisping isn't so young himself.

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>>87684437

>>87688079

>real fighting because muh grappling muh ground and pound
>most fights are decided by standing striking skills
>b-but boxing is not the sweetest science!!! it lacks grappling!!!

really takes my brain for a jog

>>87684437
How the fuck did his jaw even stay intact after that. My head would've probably just vaporised.

>>87688169
>>87686416
I should have read all the replies ...

>>87683965
fpbp
Tyson was never a wimp like this idiot

>>87688173
https://youtu.be/mnm6VyFcel0

>muh pillowfist!

>>87684736
>>87686653
you all should watch the documentary

>be black street kid
>just want to play with your pigeons
>other hoods keep fucking with you
>drag you into crime and shady shit
>meet a white man
>he pulls you away from the life of crime
>teaches you boxing
>sets you on the right path and gives you a purpose
>he's the father figure you never had
>suddenly he dies
>lost and confused
>evil ultranigger don king descends on you like a vulture
>treats you like a piece of meat and amps up all the negative qualities in your life again
>become mean as shit killer
>get into no end of trouble
>just want to play with your pigeons

>>87688213
Wait, is this why in his animated show there is a character who is a pigeon?

fucking christ i had no ide-
wait hold on and the ghost is a white man

fucking christ this gives perspective

>>87686889

I can see it in my head already.

>>87683992
nah, a boxing movie needs to show his body and there's no way boyega would ever look like tyson

>>87683934
>Boyega

>can't get muscular because of his character in Star Wars
>has character killed off in the next Star Wars movie
>publicly claims he wants to be in a movie that focuses more on African-Americans
>nobody says shit because they don't want to appear racist and maybe even cheer him on
>hits the gym and trains hard
>becomes swole as fuck and reaches Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull levels of talent
>acquire Tyson biopic with brutal fighting scenes

It would be the best redemption arc to come from Star Wars.

>>87688212

>people literally make mma so they know what is decisive in fights
>mma is getting more and more decided by striking skills
>let me show you a cherrypicked example of some teenagers fighting without any background of each fighter ability whatsoever

mma proves that the best way to grow as a fighter is to take grappling lessons for just a year, and use other years in your striking abilities

>>87687780
He had an exciting start in the UFC when he was kneeing in the brains of math teachers and methheads, but was boring as fuck for most of his career. People have forgotten those dark days where Dana had to fucking publicly apologize whenever AS was headlining a card against a BJJ fighter.

>>87688213
I'd love to but wich one? There must be several.

>>87686909
I'm convinced Mike Tyson was controlled by BOB during his boxing years but his good self won out in the Black Lodge:

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Idris Elba as James Douglas

unironically

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>>87688260

>>87688370
Tyson (2008), I think.

>>87688394
>NOW KISS

Is Tyson...Our Guy™?

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>>87688394
Thanks pal, will check it out this weekend.

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>>87688353
Are you trying to say boxing is more entertaining or what?

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racism
>*chuckles*

Reminder Mike tried to warn us about Amy Schumer when she told that evil joke right to Steve-O's face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOkr983KdDM

Mike is a good dude and I'm glad he's doing much better now after years of anger.

>>87688353
>>mma is getting more and more decided by striking skills

Yes, as everyone is getting better and better at grappling or grappling defense. If you put a great striker with 1 year of grappling training into the octagon, they'd just get dominated by just about any low tier wrestler or BJJ guy there is.

>>87684521
Underrated post.

>>87688382
i believe he had an alter ego, a persona him and cus built, an amalgamation of all the evil treatment tyson received as a child to instill fear and win the mental game vs his opponents. the real tyson is a big pussy, ultra sensitive and thoughtful.

some say he used to take mibolerone or cheque drops before his fights to act like a rabid dog in the ring

>>87688499
Holy shit, did she really make a joke of his friends death?

>>87688647
Holy shit, don't act like you haven't said worse

>>87688647
less than half a year after it happened

>>87688678
I haven't. Certainly not to some guy's face, on camera. Fucking scummy thing to do.

>>87683934
I'd watch a movie WITH Mike Tyson.

>>87683934
I already have.

>>87687656
https://youtu.be/aFoCTEjmejM?t=51s

This has all the ingedients of a great movie

>>87684158
now keith!

>>87683934
>little lord fauntleroy playing iron mike

can I suggest you GET FUCKED.

>>87683934
How about we cast a white kid to play Mike?

>>87688969
Mickey O'Tyson

>>87688969
Why not? It's not important for a character's race to match the original, after all. Hollywood's been teaching us that lesson quite thoroughly.

>>87688969
TYSON (2018)
starring Scarlett Johansson

>>87689085
Fund it. That would manage to piss off all parties.

>>87683992
no rabid masculine energy

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>>87688647
She's real cunty and did anything to spike up her career (which is funny considering she whined about Lights Camera Jackson calling her a whore).

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>>87689045
perfect!
based on a true story

>>87687018
I loved that. Thank you anon.

>>87683965
came here to post this exact thing

>>87684093
This is the peak.

>>87683965
This. Isnt Jamie foxx supposed to star as mike in something?

>>87689692
Jaime Foxx is skinny and small as fuck, how can he possibly pull off a convincing Mike Tyson? Even if he trained his ass off, he'd at best look like a ripped welter- or middle weight.

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>>87684437
shit son

>>87689785
1. hes a good actor
2. he does a great impression of his voice
3. hes not some weak ass british kid like in OP

>>87684841
>>87684151
>>87684437
i don't know shit about boxing but i swear these two have the fastest hand speed on camera. it's like those martial arts movies where the film is sped up and the movements are all jerky.

how anyone can talk shit about mike tyson and roy jones jr. having weak competition is beyond me.

>>87689934
I'm not saying Bogeya is any better, but you can't have a movie about one of the most feared heavyweight champions of all time starring some dude who looks like he could play Floyd Mayweather from his body type. Just cast a no name black actor who fits the body type.

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The 80s were so great.

>>87684663
Boxing is fucking awesome
Recently, tons of MMA fags and flooded the internet following Mayweather vs McGregor, complaining that boxing is boring and nothing happens. Once they get past the retarded notion that kicks, floor wrestling and a little blood is so groundbreaking, maybe they would realize that boxing is a highly interesting game of strategy. It's so fun once you know the rules, and start to recognize fighters and each of their individual styles.

>>87688209
actually he was, being weak and bullied is one of the things that drove Tyson to boxing

>>87687018
>strength vs. dex

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>>87690550
>that white kid in the middle
>that joker t shirt

>>87690601
the biggest irony is that now that professionalism is coming into ufc, many of the title fights are more boring than ever

daily reminder that the 16th we will have canelo and ggg, and GGG will be exposed

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>>87683934
I already did:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyson_(2008_film)

>>87690859
>Still believing in Cucknelo

Kind of embarasing lad.

>>87690601
>Recently, tons of MMA fags and flooded the internet following Mayweather vs McGregor, complaining that boxing is boring and nothing happens.
>recently

Kek, every casual fan has been saying that since Pacquiao vs Mayweather, don't blame MMA fans for the fact that the general public only ever watches boxing superfights that end up underdelivering. And I say that as a boxing fan mind you. At least Canelo vs GGG happens at the perfect time with lots of eyes from the Mayweather McGregor fight still on boxing, so let's hope that one will deliver.

>>87684736
That is truly sad, like where it makes you sad and angry at the same time

>>87690790
nah, UFC was at its most boring when wrestlers dominated. Outside of the old Pride freakshow fights and mismatches, it's far more exciting now than it used to be. Just a shame that all the exciting fighters keep getting popped for steroids thanks to the USADA testing bullshit.

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>>87683934
This nig already played him in Tyson Uncaged

>>87691071
But Black dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!

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Movie would be too dark because he used Givens as a punching bag in their relationship.

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>>87684158

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi8MPuAW48o

The Don King movie was actually good.

>>87684051
Most actors are stupid cunts. That shouldn't stop you from enjoying their work.

>>87691253
its decent, but it only shows his life up until he goes to prison. need to see when he gets out and fights Holyfield

>>87683992
nah, man, boyega looks like an inflated denzel. they should cast a white guy for diversity reasons.

>>87688213
You forgot lose years for a false accusation of rape where you would have gotten off if you kept your mouth shut because of a lack of evidence.

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>>87691387
>false accusation of rap

>>87689615
nah, this is his best quote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NB_CB1p5Q4

>>87690550
Me on the right

>>87683934
That pencil neck, wide hip having british faggot will never play Tyson

>>87691407
“He said, ‘You’re turning me on.’ I said, ‘I’m not like all those other women. I don’t know what you think I came up here for.” — trial testimony of Desiree Washington

After coming to his hotel room at 2AM

Voyles: Two or three women were coming from a concert on the night in question, and they saw [Tyson] and Miss Washington kissing in the back of a limo, which would tend to indicate some kind of romantic interest. That was discovered two or three days into the trial, and the court refused to let the evidence come in.

Voyles: Dr. [Thomas] Richardson, the physician at the hospital who examined [Washington], said there was a small abrasion of the inner vaginal wall. That was all. It was my opinion that we should have used Dr. Richardson to establish that, from the bottom of her feet to the top of her head, he did not find any bruises or press marks—try to dissipate that this contact was so vicious. But Vince tried the case the way Vince wanted to try the case.


It's like the Cosby Trail, you keep your mouth shut because there's no evidence towards your guilt.

Cosby probably grabbed some pussy though....

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>>87691705
I'm pretty sure I've seen an interview of Trump somewhere that he also doubts that Mikey had the right representation in court, and probably believes he was innocent.

>>87691808
There's a giant breakdown here
http://www.indianapolismonthly.com/features/the-decision-mike-tysons-rape-trial-25-years-later/

Berggoetz: I think the most important aspect of the case was the definition of “date rape” and how it was proven. It boiled down to almost a he-said-she-said. This case showed that you could win a date-rape case without a huge amount of physical evidence. I don’t know if you’d call it a landmark case, but to me it was significant at that time.

the real question is, will Mikey play Barracuda in the upcoming Punisher series?

>>87683934
no, he's a rude asshole who raped a woman and he deserves no respect

>>87683965
I'll watch it if this cunt gets brain damage during filming.

>>87693732
>who raped a woman
He probably didn't.

>>87693732
>date rape is rape

LOLING MY ASS OFF

>>87693732
SJW detected

>>87683965
This