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God help us
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>>87676042
This fucking kike
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>>87676042
I mean he's better than Trevorrow but not by much. He's just a different kind of bad.
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>>87676042
You're a bit late to the party faggot.
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Sounds like they want to copy the OT to the point that the second movie will probably be the best one also.
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>>87676042
> God help us
He has already abandoned us. Episode 8 will flop hard, screen this. And episode 9 will be the final spit on star wars grave. Jews will face the consequences.
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>>87676042

Star Wars prequel are shit tbqh
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>a shitty star wars movie
How unexpected.
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i won't even be seeing EP8 even though i believe rian is very very talented, 7 was just such a fucking cynical piece of garbage and i literally wish death upon bob iger, kathleen kennedy and JJ abrams
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>>87676153
Nice one Nostradamus
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>>87676042
Remember before VII when people thought this was gonna be great?

Plebs still do.
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>>87676042
>another fucking JJ Wars loaded with REFERENCES and QUIPS and everything cut so fast you barely have time to notice how terribly he shoots everything

I am genuinely excited to pirate this movie and watch half of it
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I suspect these movies will work just like the Marvel ones where the producers pull the strings for all of them and the director is just a figurehead.
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>>87676291
Rogue One is also shit.
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>>87676042
Well good to know it will be absolute shit.

NEVER AGAIN JJ. NEVER AGAIN. I don't even know if I'll pirate it. Maybe.

Seeing VIII then I am done with this franchise forever
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>>87676153
We can hope anon.
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>tfw Rian Johnson has wasted 5 years of his career making a bridge film for JJ Abrams
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>>87676295
>I suspect these movies will work just like the Marvel ones where the producers pull the strings for all of them and the director is just a figurehead.

>Disney is going to repeat the strategy that has made it billions upon billions of dollars with its other big intellectual property

They'd be fired if they did anything else

>>87676320
>didn't enjoy Rogue One

It was fine, which is what the pic shows.
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>>87676042

Honestly I would prefer Trevorrow, KK/Disney are so averse to taking any kind of creative risk it just makes me less interested in the franchise by the day and I am a big SW fan.

With JJ we now know exactly what to expect.
A safe paint by numbers homage to previous OT material
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>>87676321
>Seeing VIII
You're part of the problem faggot.
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>>87676291
Rogue One is shit
TFA is fine
If you legitimately like Revenge of the Sith you are either a child or have an IQ lower than R2D2's midichlorian levels.
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>>87676359
I don't care if the mouse gets a few of my bux. Rian Johnson is a talented filmmaker and this is the biggest IP he's ever touched. I've very excited to see what he does with it. It will probably be the last good SW film. Perhaps a great one.
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>>87676396
They're both shit you idiot.
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>>87676357
>tfw too smart for Disney
Kennedy went straight to her fuck buddy JJ after embarrassing herself so hard.
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>>87676416
Are you looking forward to ruined luke with his retarded lighting stick?
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>>87676416
Why do you think the director even matters when making Disney movies? It's just a name to wave around in PR but in reality, they're completely obedient to Disney executives. Whatever he puts in the film has in beforehand been approved or suggested by a committee.
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>>87676042
Kino is back on the menu
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>>87676478
this, it doesn't fucking matter

hopefully rian tows the party line and gets to make something cool in the future
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>>87676042
Kek

What this franchise deserves
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>>87676153

The irony being Episode 8 will probably be good, then JJ will come along and fuck up what Rian made good.
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May as well end this series on a shitty note.
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>>87676153
>Episode 8 will flop hard
>Marvel movie #5 will flop hard

You guys are really in your own world if you think anything with STAR WARS in the font is gonna flop
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>>87676416
He's only still working there because he's a cuck for kennedy
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>>87676562
It's going to be rubbish
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>>87676633

Possible, but Rian might have been able to salvage something that's passable as a standalone film with the basics of what TFA left behind.

Though, I personally think The Story Group has a much bigger say on the story (especially characters) than the director and writer.
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>>87676473
Explain

>>87676478
>>87676605

I refuse to believe he has zero influence.
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>>87676101
He's not. Jurassic World is far above any Disney Star Wars shit.
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>>87676291
Phantom and rogue one are both boring as fuck
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>>87676338
If this somehow flops will he go back to directing music videos for The Mountain Goats?
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>>87676690
They already destroyed lukes character in tfa. There's no chance in hell luke would hide on some fucking island while the galaxy falls apart. in episode 8 he has a stick that shoots lightning.
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>>87676042

here we go ! paint by numbers all over again :l
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>>87676179
johnson might make something out of the mess they left him, i believe it was confirmed that there was no plan for the new trilogy so every director basically got to do whatever he wants (with mouse's approval).

plus he's got the sole writing credit on episode viii, no kasdan
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>>87676042
From the thumbnail I thought it said star wars 9-11
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>>87676042
Hopefully he has learnt from the backlash that episode 7 has received of late.
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>>87676042
Seems like no one gets along with Kathleen Kennedy.
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>>87677867
Iger should fire that cunt.
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are you implying that trevorrow was any better?
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>>87676810
No. He'd have no problem making indies and directing for major tv shows.
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can you imagine if getting fired for "difficult behavior" was a thing back when stanley kubrick was around

what a terrible time for filmmaking. oh well, at least it'll sell a shitload of toys
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>>87677779
>of late
Is this your first week on 4chan?
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>>87677910
If he wasnt getting on with kennedy he must have been doing something right.
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>>87676291
Fixed.
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>>87676153
>Episode 8 will flop
>Star wars flopping
Even as hated as the prequels are none of them flipped, 8 will sell millions opening night
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>>87676291
Switch 1 and 2
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>>87676396
>someone on the internet likes things that I don't like
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>>87676042
GLIB AF
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>>87676153
>Star Wars movie will flop hard
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episode 7 sucked so bad and I didn't even finish rogue one, Star Wars is just utter garbage at this point. even the prequels were more memorable.
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>>87676291
Rogue One was worse than TFA
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>>87676570
Abrams knows all of your criticisms of The Force Awakens. He has, on multiple occasions, acknowledged where he messed up. I have full confidence that he is going to build on The Last Jedi and knock Episode IX out of the park.

Also, I thought The Force Awakens was phenomenally shot and directed. Not all that original, sure, but just a very, very well-made movie. If he can bring that, and get some originally in the script, Episode IX will be amazing.
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>>87676042
So Kennedy only accepts yesmen boytoys?
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>>87678156
Hahahahaha. You're a delusional cunt anon.
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>>87677910
The fact that he was fired is exactly what it means.
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>>87678250
>a woman cant beae people who disagree with her
what a surprise
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Great news. Another 6.5/10 blockbuster to look forward too.
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>>87676291
RotS was puke tier.
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>>87678316
>6.5/10
That's generous of you anon.
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>>87676855
>Another autist thinks the movie is shit because it didn't fit his headcanon of what happened after RotJ

not an argument
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Disney suits probably have decided they will milk the franchise harder by ending episode 9 on a cliffhanger and immediately announce more sequels. New villain was controlling Snoke etc... More crappy stories and shit. Maybe Trevorow wanted a film that ends the sequels.
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Rey has returned to her former home planet of Jakuu in an attempt to rescue her friend Finn from the clutches of the vile Captain Phasma

Little does Rey know that the FIRST ORDER has secretly begun construction on a new armored planet weapon even more powerful than the first dreaded Starkiller base.

When completed, this truly ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the resitsance struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy....
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Really looking forward to more shaky cam and snap zooms.
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>>87677910
He disagreed with Kennedy, if anything this was a step in the right direction.
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>>87678376
When will JJ finally grow up?
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A P O L O G I Z E
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>>87676357
This is bullshit, he said he wanted to shoot on location, just like George Lucas and Gareth Edwards. JJ Abrams shot a lot of shit in studio and you could feel it. The journalist twisted his word deliberately to make him look like a lunatic which makes me think there was already a smear campaign going on to take him down and bring back Kathleen kennedy's pet. How greedy can you be? After the TFA abomination he has the nerve to come back to collect more shekels.
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>>87678351
Luke's arc culminated in him rejecting the darkside. That doesnt have anything to do with the eu. Based on everything we've seen of luke in the original movies, his actions in tfa dont fit at all.
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FUCK YOU JJ. I FUCKING KILL YOU. YOU JEWISH MONEY MUCHING FUCK.
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>>87678355
Wasn't it stated somewhere that they were already planning episodes 10-12?
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>>87676153
>It's another "/tv/ is always wrong" episode.
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>>87678487
>Luke has seen that training Jedi inevitable results in some ambitious person falling to the dark side
>Inevitable conclusion: the Jedi must be no more. This path to the Force is riddled with corruption.
Luke IS the last Jedi.
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>>87678596
I remember they were discussing what to do after 9 and they probably decided 10-11-12 with the same crappy character. So 9 can't be closing the trilogy. That's why Trevorow had to rewrite his script. And JJ Abrams can just do another TFA with more mystery boxes and shit. If these movies still make billions $ I don't know what to say. This is worse than POTC
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Does anyone here remember the Clone Wars multimedia project between 2002 and 2005/6 (comics like Republic and Obsession, toys, novels, games like Republic Commando, Empire at War, and Battlefront II, Genndy Wars, etc.), as well as the hype leading up to Revenge of the Sith? That was a lot of fun, and I have fond childhood memories of it.

It seems that Star Wars will never be that fun or hype, as it was in the late 90s-mid 2000s, ever again. The late 2000s/early 2010s were a lull period where Star Wars was a lame pathetic laughingstock (due to the Redlettermedia reviews reigniting hatred against George and Star Wars, the "Denningverse" taking over the EU, shitty games like Kinect Star Wars, cgi clone wars that shat all over the lore of the old Clone wars comics, and the 2011 Blu-ray changes), while the Disney period of 2015-present is just bland and safe with movies like Rehash Awakens.
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>>87676084
JJ is a cultural marxist like the rest of Hollywood. It's not a secret. That's why they constantly push that white males are evil. That's why they push atheism as the intellectual choice alongside secularism and bringing in muslims. They believe their ideology is strong enough that (for example) if they keep bringing in more and more muslims and blacks they will eventually conform to the raceless religionless mud that is cultural marxism and then all people will fall under the same structural powerbase. Obviously this is plan doesn't actually make society better. It just creates an self governing underclass that squashes interior decent by ostracizing anyone who speaks out against the regime or anyone who chooses to be different rather than the same.

Another major flaw is it has produced a group of leftists and blacks (antifa and BLM) who's ideology has more in common with nazis than liberals but the liberals are so cult like in their following of political correctness and cultural marxism they actually support the communist and black power movements. Same thing with supporting muslims. The cultural marxist whites don't realize that blacks and muslims have stronger beliefs than they do and they will never conform to them.

Both groups, muslims, communists and blacks only see white liberals as a group to be used and exploited for their own gain and pleasures. The most obvious, prevalent and disgusting of these that in former times would have inspired hatred in all white men is the sexual exploitation of white women who believe that sleeping with the enemy is an act of rebellion against oppression. All of these people believe that the white men who have been their protectors for thousands of years are their oppressors. Now white men are taught as something old and weak and of the past, just like Snoke and the old "empire".
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Just combine Lucasfilm and Bad Robot tbqh.

that way I can ignore both.
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>>87676291
Phantom is unadulterated boredom. Please fix your taste, nigga
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>>87678747
>10-11-12 with the same crappy character

Christ.

>JJ Abrams can just do another TFA with more mystery boxes and shit

JJ doesn't even know how to make it work, he only had the vague understanding of the basic idea. He's just another one of those idiots who think that mindlessly rehashing a successful formula is enough to make it work without getting that understanding why and how it works is what matters.
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>>87678776
i member
was fun
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>>87678840
>Phantom
far better than tfa or ro
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>>87676396
>TFA is fine
Begone brainlet
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>>87678776

It was all crap anon. Everything after episode 1 was garbage. All of it.
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>>87678826
>they keep bringing in more and more muslims and blacks they will eventually conform to the raceless religionless mud that is cultural marxism
You don't get it, the blacks, muslims, lgbt in movies aren't there to create a uniform society or whatever conspiracy you believe white people are gonna be outnumbered by migrants. They're only there to trigger /pol tards. Once they're triggered and complaining about the movie, they can say anyone that criticizes the film is a /pol tard, successfully silencing critics who don't want to be associated with racists. Now if you look at these characters, they are often racist caricatures themselves and they are never the main lead. Both the sequels and Rogue One have a WHITE female lead yet you will say it's anti white male. It doesn't make any fucking sense.
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>>87676042

>people still have expectations regarding SW franchise

kek'd hard.
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>>87678870
This time he's coming back for the shekels, probably pushed by his cunt wife who wants more houses at the beach. He won't even pretend he's making a decent movie like he tried for TFA.
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>>87676396
>implying that RotS is worse than TFA
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>>87678974
>racist caricatures themselves and they are never the main lead
Don't be naive. That's not how effective subversion works. Nu-wars is filled with subconscious propaganda.

e.g. there was that scene in TFA where Rey and Finn sneak off somewhere in the Millennium Falcon. While they are both panting heavily and smiling at each other Rey says, "I can't believe we're doing this!" This is subtle shit, and if you're not looking for it you will miss it, due to the fact that this is not presented in a overtly sexual way. But I promise you the impressionable registered the message subconsciously.

And also, I mean JJ, I get it. You're jewish. But holy shit pic related was a ham-fisted feature of the movie. So sick of entertainment as political statement.
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>>87678156
holy fuck. not meming here, this post is literally from reddit.
some anon posted a screenshot from reddit with this post.
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>>87679109
ah
an enlightened individual

hello
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>>87678734
NOT

MUH

HEADCANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>87679109
>It's a /pol/ plays at being an armchair psychologist episode

Thanks for your insight Doctor. Will a tinfoil hat protect us from such Jewish trickery?
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>>87679125
Someone actually posted that exact post here yesterday as well.
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>>87679109
You're right.
Forgive me if I assume too much but I bet you'll soon hear rabid insults about your intolerance to interracial relationships and hatred of jews when you have none of either, and are simply trying to mark the presence of these disgusting, underhanded politics.
I've also been painfully aware of the trend for a while now and the arguments are insanely draining.

/fedoraposting
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>>87679185
Yasss queen! Punch that Nazi!
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>>87679185
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>>87678156
I've seen this posted like 50 times now.
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>>87676042
He started the trilogy, it's only normal that he ends it. I never liked the idea of having 3 different directors for each movie.
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>>87676042
Star Wars IX: Lens flare strikes back.
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Boo wrong choice.
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>>87679205
OMG you mean marketers might be real??
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>>87679109

TFA actually made me watch some Hitler speeches.

The one where he talks about the rootless international clique that's subjugating people was actually great.

Literally calling out the international bankers that fuck us all over.
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>>87679618
>populist for the working class said some things i like
hey no shit

almost like the stuff is timeless
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>>87679638

Yes, because the sexuality of a character is such an important aspect of an advanced space faring galactic civilization.

Considering he can't even write a fucking logical and rational character, tells you pretty much where they're all coming from. Easy likes.
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>>87679662

Pretty sure an international group of schemers is a modern thing that most people don't even think about.
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>>87679679
>Considering he can't even write a fucking logical and rational character

Ah yes, tell me about how Kylo sucks because he's emo, how Rey is le mary sue meme and Finn is a nigger and his character doesn't make sense because he kills stormtroopers
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>>87678776
>Genndy Wars
The only pre-quel DVDs I own.
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>>87678957
>after
>not including
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>>87679699
Yes they are, anon
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>>87679699
yeah, who cares if the protagonist is flawless and succeeds in anything they attempt and already defeated the villain in the first movie of the franchise, who cares about tension and character arcs
who cares if a character is consistent or not, thats for the nerds. Finn can be a coward one scene, selfless hero in the next and go back to being a coward again repeadetly. movie can say that hes an elite stormtrooper in one scene and that hes a janitor in another, who the fuck cares.
and finally, who cares if the villain is a whiny incompetent bitch that makes people laugh. who the fuck needs strong villains that audience and characters respect in an adventure movie. tension is for nerds
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>>87679823
Kek, nice meme magic
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>>87679526
I hate it already.
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>>87679465
Right, better have an incompetent one in charge of everything, worked so well for Transformers.
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>>87679638
>using movies to push agendas

First way to know the product is gonna be shit.
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I would rather have Star Wars be dead than to see it continue to deteriorate.

>there are still only 2 good Star wars movies
>only instead of 4 bad ones we currently have 6, soon to be 9 after Episode VIII, Han Solo shit and Episode IX are released.
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>>87676153
>Star wars will flop
>Said the /tv/

Lol enjoy being obviously wrong autist
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>>87676042
>Lucas goes through divorce during Empire
>Empire even better than the original
>tfw only one who can save Star Wars is JJ's wife
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>>87679855
>why wasn't the villain generic edgy badass Sith Lord #8467312? FUCK trying new things and fuck trying to write well-rounded characters with depth!

I don't know why people think Kylo is incapable of growing in strength or as a character because he lost in the first movie. I'm sorry you didn't get a villain you could self-insert as an escapist power fantasy where you could kill all your bullies with a lightsaber. Maybe pic related is more your style?
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>>87680178
Marcia started cheating on George during the production of RotJ, and the reason why Empire is good is because George had zero involvement outside of the early story drafts.
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>>87680198
This. The people who actually knew how to make a movie told George to go sit in a corner during Empire.
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>>87676733
Jurassic World sucked nuts. Soft reboots can go to hell.
>member Jeeps?
>member visitor center?
>member running away from T-Rex?
Fuck you. Same shit as TFA.
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>>87680320
At least he didn't bring back the old actors to turn them into losers and the plot wasn't the same shot for shot. So yes, JW is a generic forgettable blockbuster but it will never be as bad as TFA or any JJ abrams movie
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>>87676355
rogue one wasn't fine at all, it was trash
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>>87676396
>TFA is fine
shill pls
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>>87676108
Do I get to bring friends?
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>>87680379
>At least he didn't bring back the old actors to turn them into losers

That didn't happen because JP3 already did it.
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>>87679699
>I will write legit criticisms ironically so they will stop making sense
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>>87679638
ISIS and gays, nu-Wars is very inclusive!
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why do people still care about star wars? are you people really this stupid to buy into a soulless cashcow?
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>>87680198
>>87680216
>because George had zero involvement outside of the early story drafts
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>>87676291
I agree with this pic except switch The Force Awakens and Rogue One.
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>>87676153
Screencapped for bullying later
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>>87680577
I don't know if he was only involved in the early story drafts, but he did have limited say in the production of Empire. Notice how when he got more power again for ROTJ, it was a piece of shit.
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>>87679638
We're gonna go from emotionless sexless beings to gay? There was no romance plot in The Force Awakens and now we're gonna shoehorn in gays?
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>>87680577
>Facts are memes

fuck off
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Zack Snyder needs to direct a Star Wars film.
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>>87680466
Well, that's not Trevorow's fault then. And despite ruining Star Wars already JJ is back to put the final, just in case someone wanted to salvage that mess. Episode 9 will be about setting up a new crappy trilogy with the same stronk independent cunt and her hapless black sidekick
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>>87680631
George Lucas had 100% control on ESB since he financed it on his own dime you retard. He wrote the story but ordered a full script to Leigh Brackett, he didn't like it and threw it away, asked Kasdan to write another one. He picked Kirshner himself. Does this look like someone who has no say, are you stupid? and btw kasdan didn't know Luke was Vader's son until he saw it in the theater.
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>>87680734
Anyone but JJ
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>>87680182
I'll give you Kylo, he has potential as a character and was actually the only thing I liked about TFA. but the problem is that bad guys miss good villains, no one is intimidating. incompetent ginger space nazi? phasma that spills the beans and gets their base destroyed after finn points a gun at her? not-emperor who said two sentences as a hologram? no one is of any threat to the protagonists, they are a bunch aof incompetent jackasses, how am I suppposes to feel tension or even root for protagonists when villains posess no threat to them?
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>>87676153
>Episode 8 will flop hard, screen this.
Just like Wonder Woman and It.
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>>87680966
>tfw no Old Republic trilogy by Zack Snyder

Worst timeline.
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>>87680995
>how am I suppposes to feel tension or even root for protagonists when villains posess no threat to them?

Did you miss the part where the First Order blew up an entire solar system and how Kylo wipes the floor and wins every fight with the protagonists until Rey picks up the lightsaber?

You're not supposed to think the First Order is cool, they're not an idealized space nazi fantasy like the Galactic Empire was, that doesn't mean they're not dangerous.
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>>87681068
Memes aside, synder would really go deep on force. Itd be kino lads..
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>>87676291
Ebin "Prequels are sooo bad like WTF like OMG" memes aside, this is pretty accurate.
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>>87679699
>Kylo sucks because he's emo
Yes.
>Rey is le mary sue meme
Tis' not a meme.
>Finn's character doesn't make sense
That's true.
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>>87680182
Anon, let's clear this: Darth Maul is not a villain, he is the villain's right hand. He is literally one step above Boba Fett.
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>>87681104
>Did you miss the part where the First Order blew up an entire solar system
I wasn't even sure what they blew up the first time I saw the movie because JJ is allergic to any exposition, so no, I didn't feel anything because characters had no connection to those places and I did't even know what those planets were called, let alone care about them
>Kylo wipes the floor and wins every fight with the protagonists until Rey picks up the lightsaber
he fucks Finn up and thats all, were there any other fights with Kylo? and hes a troubled lost kid that doesnt even want to hurt Rey. hes an intersting character, but no, he does not feel dangerous
>You're not supposed to think the First Order is cool, they're not an idealized space nazi fantasy like the Galactic Empire was, that doesn't mean they're not dangerous.
but I never felt that theyre dangerous, that my problem with this shitfest of the movie. they're as incompetent as scooby doo villains, for one second I never felt like any hero was in danger. original empire was always one step ahead of Luke & co and they were constantly barely getting alive. in TFA tables are flipped, protagonsists constantly had an upper hand and bad guys barely escaped with their lives from starkiller. real nailbiter, lemme tell you
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>>87676042
Is this real? If so then I have absolutely no interest in seeing any of the rest of the sequel trilogy since this is a 100% guarantee it's going to be shit.
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>>87681354

In the first movie, the Empire is a bit of a joke. Especially when they're running around the Death Star. Vader is the sole dangerous aspect of the Empire. Even in the third, the Empire gets BTFO by fucking ewoks. At least the First Order haven't had shit like that, apart from Finn and Poe's escape.
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>>87676042
Why even care about Star Wars anymore?
It´s pretty much the Call of Duty of movies now.
Another cash-in every year.
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>>87680550
Funny, because it's actually the other way around: characters specifically made to represent represent some ethnicity or religion by some white corporate writers in their mid40ties that at the same time
a) is a combination of tired stereotypes
b) completely lack the understanding and respect of the traditional values of the cultures that they are meant to represent and
c) advertised as the perfect specimen and role models for the said cultures, doing nothing but frustrate them
are the thing that pushes people towards ISIS.
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>>87681428
running around the death star and letting millenium falcon go was a part of Vaders plan to track the rebel base.
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>>87678974
You REALLY need to watch some movies from the 60s-90s.

Watch grease and imagine it beeing made today.
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>>87679538
Disney would never allow Star Wars to feel mythic and grand.
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>>87681513
Well congratulations, he let Millenium Falcon go. What's the next step of his master plan?
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>>87681513

That's fucking dumb
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>>87679109
You are a retard for making such a stupid point.

It is never over the head sledge hammer preaching you retard. It never was. This is not how ideology and the subversion of the social sphere functions.

Even if you are right making such a point only makes you the Alex Jones in this debate. Evryone knows that 9/11 was fishy as fuck but as soon as sone Alex Jones comes along noone takes it seriously any longer.

You have realised NOTHING fundamental. It isn't nuanced AT ALL.
Just recognize the ideological, regressive leftist propaganda and reject it hut most importantly, FIX YOUR FKN IMMIGRATION LAWS.

Evrything else is just a waste of energy.
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>>87679662
So wait he is a leftist hero then.
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>>87679699
>evrything true that I don't like I will call a meme

>t. Numale
Or you are a woman

There is no way anyone can otherwise explain such a cencarous post.
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>>87676042

Everyone's missing something important.
>written by Chris Terrio

Could this be the dawn of Starkino?
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>>87681627
>tracking enemies to their base so that all of them can be destroyed in one strike is fucking dumb, better just kill those small fry that aren't even a part of the Alliance
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>>87681104
Yeah, Kylo is a real badass, shit, I was legitimately scared of him while I watched TFA. I mean, he kills a defenceless old man, and then he kilss another defenceless old man, and then he even trashes a janitor a bit. What a threat for protagonists!
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>>87681784
Not without Snyder at the helm.
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>>87678776
>the "Denningverse" taking over the EU

Can someone give me a quick rundown?
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>>87678376

Don't forget dutch angles too!
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>>87680659
>We're gonna go from emotionless sexless beings to gay? There was no romance plot in The Force Awakens and now we're gonna shoehorn in gays?

Probably some resistance captain will awkwardly mention his husband or something.
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>>87681784
>daddy's... abominations
What the fuck did he mean by this? Did his dad make literal monsters?
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>>87682024

He was molested.
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>>87681354
>I wasn't even sure what they blew up the first time I saw the movie because JJ is allergic to any exposition

Yeah we really got to know Alderaan before it was destroyed too, but George did that so it's okay!
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>>87680379
>wasn't the same shot for shot
Except it was? Certainly to the same extent TFA was.
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>>87676153
I have confidence in Episode 8.
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Wow a woman really will be the one who ruins Star Wars for good after all.
WHO KNEW?
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>>87681689
calm down, go have a matzah ball
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will look for allusions
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>>87681993
>steel beams on fire and not melting
what did J.J. mean by this?
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>>87676156
>>87678017
>Star Wars prequel are shit

Fuck off. They.re the only ones where the good guys have an army. Of course they could be better executed, but the premise is great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dylqDO4uEXc
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>>87682293
>calm down

unintentional irony is best irony
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>>87676042
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
STAR WARS IS FINISHED
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>>87682711
This. OT fags always forget that terrible acting and writing were still present in their holy originals, unlike a story for anybody older than five.
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>>87678826
I agree with everything you said. Have a (you).
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>>87680689
See >>87680812
If the director was soo good then why has he made endless trash that no one knows about? Oh, wait. Hollywood just likes to use Lucas as a scapegoat when something goes bad in everything he's involved in.
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>>87676042
>God help us
And? It's not like Standard JJ is any worse than whatever schlock disney would have forced Trev to put out. Is it going to be a predictable Paint By Numbers space opera under JJ? Yes, of course. But that's the best we could have hoped for in any case.

>>87682503
>steel beams on fire and not melting
>what did J.J. mean by this?
You know not all fires are the same temperature, right?
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>>87682084
>ah we really got to know Alderaan before it was destroyed too
yes we did. we knew that it was a home planet of an important character. that she begged Tarkin to spare it giving us even more emotional attachment, we also knew that it was connected to the rebellion and was peaceful and unarmed, thus even forther establishing empire as cruel and injust. it was also a place Luke & co were heading to, so we knew that it was connected to Obi Wan and was a plot twist in itself when their destination was blown up.
on the other hand I still don't fucking know what the planet starkiller blew up was called adn it served fuck all purpose in the narrative, you can literally cut the while sequence of destroying the planet from the movie and nothing will change
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>>87676042
Although Im not happy about the news I dont think TFA was direceted all that bad. It was shit written.
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>>87676042
I am more scared about Chris Terrio than JJ
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>>87676153
No way Episode 8 and 9 will be a success but not TFA levels probably. You need a couple of years before the saturation starts. Episode X or Star Wars reboot will be more close to start bombing.
>>
Doesnt matter who directs. The focus will not be a story but how to best push a certain agenda
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>>87676153
>Episode 8 will flop hard

By that you mean it will fail to make $2 billion.
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>>87676153
See you opening night.
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>>87678826
>is this fresh pasta?
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>>87676291
>JJ Abrams
>long takes
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>>87681960
Derisive nickname for the last eight or so years of the EU, referring to Troy Denning, head writer for the novels in that period. Denning's work is characterized for being far Darker and Edgier than almost every other corner of the franchise, with an unusually high level of both sex and violence.
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>>87681104
You destroyed one planet? WELL OUR MOVIE CAN DESTROY UH, UH, UH, FIVE!!!!

God fuck that movie.
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>>87676084
>We wrote these characters but when we went to cast it, one of the things I had felt, having been to the Emmys a couple times — you look around that room and you see the most Jewish fucking room in the history of time. Its just unbelievably jewish. And I just thought, we’re casting this show and we have an opportunity to do anything we want, why not cast the show with goyim?

What did jj mean by this?
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>>87680550
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>>87685215

Is this after the Yuzung Vong thing?
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>>87678776
In these times the EU felt the most connected. After it stories got more and more insular.
Another nice period were the 90s with West Ends RPG sourcebooks introducing things like the Pentastar Alignment, that encouraged people to make headcanons. New (((fans))) now deride every attempt at making the universe deeper in books and comics which only get the shittiest of characters added to them, no true heroes anymore like Alpha-17, Quinlan Vos, etc.
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>>87685243
Yes, I am not entirely familiar but it kind of sets up the Sith Empire from the Legacy comic series which killed the Jedi Order yet again and had Lukes death-stick smoking grand-grandson.
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>>87676042
>trevorrow reportedly to have said: "let's try not to make a soulless cash grab for at least one of these movies."
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>>87676153
If a movie will flop it's the Han Solo one. Comes out not even half a year after TLJ and changes out Ford and Billy with random new guys. Fuck, Lando is played by the black guy from Community, it's just a charade at this point.
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>>87678156
>shills are copying their shillposts from r+ddit here
You can't make this shit up
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>>87685518

I wish he'd said that before he made Jurassic World.
>>
>poor black kid
>steals from the white man
>gets rewarded anyway
This is a liberal's wet dream novel
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>>87680659
>>87682018
Keep the jacket ; )
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>>87680607
I agree with your post apart from the parts I do not agree with
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>>87676042
What's the story here? Who's Colin Trevorrow? Was he not leftist enough?
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>>87678776
CG Clone Wars was good though, better than Genndy's.
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>>87679109
your craving for black cock must be strong if that evokes any sexual feelings in you
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>>87682046
well, that's heavily implied with that "daddy's fist"
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>>87688474
Guy who made Jurassic World.
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>>87676153
Even if you film a turd for two hours and slap the Star Wars logo it won't flop.
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>>87676291
holy fuck this is the cringiest shit i've seen today
literally go back to 9fag fag
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>>87676042
>When you think you have hit rock bottom
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>>87676396
>implying R2D2 isn't force sensitive
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>>87676153
>He has already abandoned us
Really? Because if any of what you said happens then I'd say God's back.
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>>87677770
Lmao same here M. Night famalam
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>>87678053
This. Idk where tge Attack the Clones is the worst meme came from. Ep 1 anf 2 are literal same tier if anytging menace is a hair worse with boring pacing and non existant characters
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>>87679109
>So sick of entertainment as political statement
Hitler's coming back so don't worry
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>>87676153
>staw waws fugg im such a nerd:DD benis!
>flopping hard
They could make it intro subtitles only and it'll still work.
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>>87681721

Well he was head of the National SOCIALIST Party, so yes.
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>>87676291
>that pic

/thread
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>>87676396
Fuck off Mike. Go suck some Disney exec dick.
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>>87676042
HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL NOT SICK OF NU-MALE WARS AND CAPESHIT STOP GIVING THEM MONEY FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>87676153
>screen this
Suck my rectum faggot, and stop telling me what to do
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>>87676355
R1 was worse than TFA. By a large fucking margin.
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>>87676153
>It's an autist thinks 4chan is representative of the mainstream episide
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>>87676291
>any prequels
>good

die
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>>87676291
ep 1 is comfy af
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>>87676291
>people are unironically liking the prequels
The fucking Zelda Cycle.
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>>87679538
This would actually be amazing
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>>87676153
>Episode 8 will flop hard
how fucking retarded does one have to be to believe this?
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>>87693046
/v/ermin go
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at least it cant be worse than this
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>>87682024

His dad had a thing for tranny hookers
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>>87680397
Rouge one was worth it just for the last 40 mins. The rest however...
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>>87693346
the concept still stands

you pathetic faggots are so desperate to be contrarian
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>>87693428
sorry I don't talk with /v/irgins
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>>87676042
>head of lucasfilm is a woman

that explains everthing. Trevorrow probably didn't have enough niggers for her to schlick to in the movie.
>>
Can this timeline get any worse?

seriously, what the FUCK is even happening anymore
>>
>>87679109
>e.g. there was that scene in TFA where Rey and Finn sneak off somewhere in the Millennium Falcon. While they are both panting heavily and smiling at each other Rey says, "I can't believe we're doing this!" This is subtle shit, and if you're not looking for it you will miss it, due to the fact that this is not presented in a overtly sexual way. But I promise you the impressionable registered the message subconsciously.
How much of a closeted racemixer must you be to see this?
>>
Star Wars is obviously not for the fans anymore. It's been taken over by normies.
>>
>>87693657
You're on a board with fa/tv/irgins. Don't kid yourself reddit.
>>
>>87676042
it sounds like they're saying the previous director got fired for being deemed problematic by ms kennedy

unlikely to be a problem with good ol jewjew though
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>>87678442
it's not even that fucking expensive to take a dude with a camera into space. they do space tours, do they not? aren't they building a fucking space hotel? what, not even hollywood can afford to send a small film crew to the space hotel for some real life space footage?
>>
>>87678280
>imagine having such an overarching personal agenda that you look at a room full of talented, eager individuals, each well-versed, unique, and skilled in their own respects, and just see a skin color tally

But no, by all means, we really need more "coloreds" on-screen. Treating everyone under the same skin color as a homogenous group is totally the way to celebrate diversity.
>>
Episode 9 plot:

>back on Jaku because of cliffhanger reasons from episode 8
>Rey shows up and saves the day, freeing Fin from slavery
>All the resistance leaders rally for a big attack, but first a small group has to take out some shield/defense system
>insert goofy/cute alien species that helps the main characters
>Rey finally meets Snoke face to face
>Snoke tries to get her and Kylo to fight, but Rey ends up laying down her light sabre
>Kylo has feels and turns on Snoke, killing him by throwing him down some super deep hole thing
>movie ends with tons of celebrations, like they actually defeated the evil first order/empire guys and the galaxy is now at peace, until the next trilogy cash grab
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>>87676396
This B8 M8!
ROTS >>>>>>>>> TFA NIGGER
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>>87694648
Accurate, up until
>Kylo has feels and turns on Snoke

It would be more like
>Snoke tries to get her and Kylo to fight, but Rey ends up laying down her light sabre
>She does one of those expressionless "deer in headlights" looks that the white-haired girl from GoT is constantly doing
>Mind-tricks Kylo while he's being confused at her graceful and elegant pacifism
>Doesn't lie or manipulate him, instead shows him that he was actually homosexual the entire time, that the Empire made him lie to himself and deny his sexuality, and that he was wrong about everything all along
>Kylo leaps to his dramatic death, knowing that Rey is the rightest being in the universe and that he deserves nothing less than summary execution
>She sheds a single tear while maintaining that same vacant expression, simply turning her gaze to Snoke
>Snoke is outraged and butthurt and frothing mad, he curses The Force (now personified in Rey) as he gets sucked back into the Sith Dimension, claiming that the Empire will return again one day, and evil will inevitably prevail
>Rey snarks a "Yeah, right. Know your place on the wrong side of history." line at him as he implodes
>She smiles that big horse-tooth F.A.S smile as every non-white male proposes to her at once
>She laughs, and walks over to the nearest middle-eastern female character, grabbing her by the waist and revealing that she has been harboring a lesbian crush on this generic background/side-character all along
>They sloppily make out while all the non-white males applaud, and some NWMs start making out with each other too, now that the Empire's evil ban on same-sex relations is lifted
>The one white male in the room is jealous that everyone can know love but him, because his heart is too white and evil for anyone to appreciate
>He skulks off, muttering to himself about how he'll show them all, and how he'll find white allies who agree with him, and how a new Empire will be rising soon...
>SEQUEL BAIT
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>>87676101

>He's better than Trevorrow

No. Not by a longshot.
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>>87676357

They did that nigga dirty yo.
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>>87676416

Looper was shit.
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>>87676042
Just accept it !!!
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>>87680320

Getting rid of Trevorrow was a mistake.

JP2 & 3 sucked giant monkey balls but JW was just as good as JP1. Yes..Yes it was because JP1 is overrated as hell and not some all time great movie.

JP1 was memorable because the dino's looked real, not because it was some untouchably great story. JW mixed things up enough to make an utterly and completly stale dead franchise somewhat relevant again which is harder than it looks because 2&3 failed hard.
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WHAT A MESS WE MADE WHEN IT ALL WENT WROOOOOOOOOOONG
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>>87678331
i wanna lynch this nigger
>>
>>87679638
You know, maybe that's why I'm upset at Star Wars now. I don't like when people take an existing franchise and use it as a vehicle to push some sort of "agenda". Whats worse is that they clearly don't care about minorities or women. Its just a way to get more attention.
>>
Who ruined Star Wars more? George Lucas, OT worshipers who treat the original three movies like a sacred text or normies who appropriated geek chick fashion culture?
>>
>>87678331
Learn some grammar John, then you don't look like you're throwing a bitch fit.
>>
>>87676042
YOU FAGGOTS, the movie coming out in december will make 2 billion and so will the jew jew abrams movies

half of you fags here will go see it so shut up
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>>87679638
C-3PO has been in every movie.
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>>87676042
fuck jewjew abrams and his focus-tested bland and sterilized bullshit.
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i love the new star wars movies and this one will probley break 2billion and you tards will still say it floped
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>>87676291
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>>87676396
>rots is worse than tfa
>brainlet normies and disney shills actually believe this
BEGONE
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>>87682024
>abomination
>a thing that causes disgust or hatred
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>>87696146
JP1 was great because of the effects and the characters. Just Laura Dern's smile and the overall sense of wonder in that film is enough to set it above JW which is just fucking soulless.
>>
>>87693372
Just wait for version 12 of this, then it will be great!
>>
>>87696146
>Some super lizard is smarter than humans now
>Oh you remember that one T-rex?

no
>>
>>87676320
>not liking space vietnam
its way better than tfa and it actually enjoyable
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