Louis CK

>>87674111
what a dumb cuck lol

>We wanted to show that you can be assaulted without even being touched

Almonds activated

>>87674111
>why is the media trying to hurt Louis CK /tv/?

He tried to hurt the kikes by undermining ticketmaster for his shows by directly selling to the consumer and self distributing his tv show Horace and Pete on his website without the Jews as a middle man. They never forgave him for trying to hurt them this bad.

>>87674179
https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/assault
>The definition of assault varies by jurisdiction, but generally falls into one of these categories:

>1. Intentionally putting another person in reasonable apprehension of an imminent harmful or offensive contact.

often assault is the threat, whereas battery is the act

When you're as popular as Louie is, anything you say is funny. It becomes a kind of super power. It happens to all of the greats eventually.
Sooner or later, every little thing you say is funny. You can literally say anything and it's okay. He says anything.

>Niggers
>Cunt
>I showed my dick to a retarded girl behind a dumpster
>No I won't rape you!
>woman once ruled over men until one day one man punched a woman in the face and realized, "We can hit them!"

He can do anything, and he does. Naturally woman are extremely russeled, so they start rumors. It's more effective than just admitting you're russeled.

>>87674111
>Jen Kirkman literally said it's not Louis
When?

>>87674393
She never clarified in any way. It all boiled down to her feeling uncomfortable but never violated while on tour. Basically nothing.

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/08/jen-kirkman-louis-ck-comments-clarified

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>>87674111
It's brilliant marketing. Louie is getting his friend Tig to stir up controversy and therefore publicity for Louie's new film...the subject of which just so happens to deal with the sort of thing that Louie is now being accused of. It's brilliant marketing. Seriously. Ask yourself EXACTLY what Louie is being accused of? It happens to be an act that doesn't involve actually touching anyone.

Genius.

>>87674111
He is not gay, not a dark color skin, and not female. Worst of all he is old.

He is the enemy of numedia no matter what.

>/tv/ went from shitting on him daily to defending him in two years

Even if they're fake rumors the cuck king should still rot. GoTfags killed this board

>>87674979

/tv/ used to love Louie until meme spammers like yourself decided to attack him for literally no reason. Kill yourself.

>4chan defending Louis Cuck King
What a time to be alive

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>nu/tv/ loves this

The C.K. stands for Cuck King

>>87675014
>/tv/ used to love Louie

Its like when when you thought you were 1 of maybe 100 people who liked Dane Cook and were friends on myspace, come to find out every faggot is constantly spouting his jokes at parties, so you bash him for the "shit jokes" you once loved.

>>87675171
>>87675028
>>87674979

Nice samefag

>>87674111
fuck off Cuck

>>87675236
Unless I called you straight

The cuck meme aside, Louis does seem like the kind of guy who is so bad with women that he'd think it's a good idea to still whip out his dick. Baron mind he wasn't always fat and ugly, and that tactic might have worked when he was younger and less physically repulsive to women.

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>>87675317
>Baron mind

>he denied it so it's fine
Just like when Woody Allen raped his girlfriends daughter then married her adopted gook daughter?

>>87675355
It's a doggy dog world on 4chan newfriend, you should go back because you can't take anything for granite here

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>>87675486

He was good on O&A, but he had to sell his soul to the left in order to be successful.

>>87674111
I like the way they put rumors in quotes
what total cunts

You finger a girl without her consent and suddenly it's sexual misconduct

>>87674371
I agree with this. Dane Cook eventually just stopped telling jokes altogether and just preached to the audience for an hour. I happened to Bill Burr too.

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>>87674111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAxOh2gpeX0&t=2s

Rumours abouy Louis CK discussed by people who know him. He seems like the type, but then again it could be female comedian conspiracy which is a thing since Amy Schumer became famous and ripping off better female comediennes' jokes on her special

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>>87674979
>I got here two years ago
>I'm such an oldfag

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1:13:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da5VYSPsoE0


>“All I can tell you is I’ve worked with Louie for 30 years and he’s a wonderful man and person and I’ve never heard anything about this, and we’ve all known Bill Cosby was a prick for a long time. Yeah, sorry.”

How do you think he earned the title of Cuck King?

>>87674111
If it's word against word, there's not much you can do, so though shit. I do think the accusations are fucked up and I'm not going to defend him if they're true, but someone has to actually come forward with something.

>>87674979
>GoTfags killed this board
hahaha thats funny, you must be new here. This board died wayyy before that.

You havent seen the carnage during baneposting
.

>>87674179
>Almonds activated
use your imagination. there are an endless amount of ways to sexually assault someone without touching them. if you don't agree with that then you're failing to understand the definition of sexual assault

>man pulls a gun out on a woman
>tells her to strip naked
>orders her to masturbate

bam. sexual assault without touching someone

>>87675913
>I pull my cock out in front of this anon
>fap in front of him while blocking any possible exit
>order him to masturbate too

bam. sexual assault without touching someone

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>>87675894
Good times

>>87675808
I miss Jon Stewart.

>>87675615
how is he left? he literally just tells dick jokes.

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>>87675092
So /nu/tv/ regress back to old /tv/?

must have been the twin peaks

greasy mexo-jew louis ck sexual assaulted someone? never

>>87675808
What a faggot, wasting the last question on that bullshit.

>>87674111

He made a movie about a Hollywood pedo producer

>>87675808
>>87676231
Just hearing him speak disgusted me, just the air of weakness and cuckyness about him.

Even the moderator was visibly annoyed with him.

>>87676088
"If you vote for Hillary you're a grownup; if you vote for Trump you're a sucker; if you don't vote for anyone, you're an asshole."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFOkBnYGfIM

>>87675092
He has like 3 jokes out of his entire catalog of material that touch on themes like that. Stop being so fucking triggered.

>>87675092
That's pretty funny actually, but again I'm not a /pol/tard that gets triggered into a frenzy at the mere suggestion that saying the word nigger might not be the pinnacle of greatness.

>>87674946
He's Jewish and that gives him supercat levels of immunity against Jewish media interference. No other liberal privilege trait can overrule being Jewish because the oppression Olympics was invented by Jews.

>>87674111
I read the article and it's still not clear to me what are these rumors accusing him of, jerking off in front of someone?

>Get rich
>Be probably at the top three in the business currently
>Some mediocre nobodies try to shoot you down
Once you make it, there always is someone bitching and making shit up.

I get the impression that he was pulling a prank and giving women too much bantz credit.

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>>87676106
>>87676742
>>87677124
This is what happens when /co/mblr takes over your board and you genuinely believe this type of humour is funny

>>87675486
>It's a doggy dog world
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn’t take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It’s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother’s mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>87677124
Except the top half is supposedly a quote from Mark Twain and the bottom is from a fucking book, that is, a completely fictional narrator with no possible connection to Mark Twain. Louis is only showcasing his ignorance and a very embarrassing kind of literary atavism.
Basically one of the reasons I don't really watch stand-up because they're all fucking stupid.

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>>87674111
>the left eats their own, AGAIN
never gets old

i think insect are the only taxa to engage in the practice more

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>>87675808
>this dainty little twig is your typical Gawker subscriber.
>Probably also posts a Blacked thread anytime someone mentions Trump.

>>87679719
that guy is how i imagine most of reddit

>>87675028

/tv/ thought that Louie S1 and S2 was one of the best shows airing. It wasn't until after that the IBG cuck stuff happened and he became a meme.

>>87679934
wtf tv is one person now

>>87676678
>if you don't vote for anyone, you're an asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIraCchPDhk

>>87676678
>"If you vote for Hillary you're a grownup; if you vote for Trump you're a sucker; if you don't vote for anyone, you're an asshole."

BASED

Candidate 1 and 2 do not represent your views but youre a bad goyim if you dont choose one

>>87674111
How come it's always the liberal faggots?

>>87680086
>no actual accusers
>all hear-say

literally did nothing wrong

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>>87679719
>he thinks blacked posters arent MAGA teens

>>87674111
Horace & Pete was pure kinò. I love Louie.

>>87680086
>liberal faggots?
I am pretty sure its the right win politicians that are always caught in bathrooms giving blowjobs and right wing religious zealots that fuck little boys

>>87675969
What if anon refuses? You still gotta make him

>>87681562
thanks grandma

>>87674111
>Has anti-SJW opinions in 2009
>Becomes SJW by 2014 for industry
>The jews still fuck him over

As Patrice said
>Knock knock knock, 'you owe'.

>>87677124
>being this dumb

>>87682295
define "sjw opinions," you can find clips of him pre 09 talking with anthony about blacks and slavery and crime etc

>>87682466
well he talks about fucking WHITE PRIVILEGE in his acts now

>>87682466
There's a difference between being a rational northern Democrat and being a full blown cock worshiper.

>>87675183
Seriously, neck yourself

>>87682498
21:20
>entitled rich white gun owning americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxApg0pgX2U

>>87678995
Is Chris Rock retarded?

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>Louis sits atop a rickety wooden throne, ornately carved to resemble black phalluses intertwined
>"My children."
>the crowd is tense and hanging on his every word
>"My most noble servants of the BBC."
>the zebras tied up in the back of the auditorium start stamping their hooves
>"Bring out the first victim."
>the crowd erupts in cheers and screams of excitement
>greased nubian slaves shout instructions angrily in a foreign tongue
>a bruised white woman, is led out on all fours, naked and weeping and with a chain afixed to her neck
>the nubians howl with laughter and whip her buttocks with dried grass
>"Is it true that you are in fact a white woman, the most inferior of all Great M'Buto's races?"
>"y-yes"
>"And is it also true, that when me and K'tokba here approached you in the parking lot, you *refused* to take his mighty African seed into your supple pink womb?"
>"i-it's true"
>"THEN BY THE COURT OF THE BBC, I FIND YOU GUILTY OF RACIAL INJUSTICE!"
>the crowd is exploding with lust
>Louis spits into her face
>"RELEASE THE TIGER!"
>a crack team of pygmy servants undo the padlock to a rusty cage hidden stage right
>a 300lb Sumatran tiger is released onto the stage and bounds towards the woman, raping her irreperably
>"TIGER PEEN! FOR THE QUEEN! TIGER PEEN! TIGER PEEN!"
>the crowd, many of which are African fauna, begin screaming and murdering each other
>thunder and lightning crashes outside
>Louis is carried off the stage by monkeys, while being wanked off by a snake

>>87674111

Powerful men are enemy feminism. The more powerful the man, the more points you get for taking him down. Bonus points if he's on your side, since it's like discovering a spy.

Never evangelize movements that are against your own interest. You don't see gay men flocking to feminism because it has absolutely 0 benefit to them: they don't need pussy and they don't need the moral bonus points.

Remember folks, the nu-male gets the bullet too under feminism.

>>87674111
>all hear-say
what do you think that word means, exactly?

>>87684922
Second hand information, i.e. its definition.

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>>87674979
CAREFUL ANON, CAREFUL

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>>87676678
>tfw voted for harambe

>>87675808
i hope someone smashed this bent cunt's teeth into the back of his head

also

>that guy in the background who rolls his eyes as soon as he hears the twink say Gawker

>>87678995
>america is a place where you will earn money for practising a profession you have studied and workled hard for

woooowww only famous people should be rich!!


fucking retarded shitstain

>>87680644
>everyone is what they don't like
shoo fly

>>87676678

The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.

City people all voted for Hillary.

>>87678995
>he's a dentist
he's probably a jew let's not kid

>>87678995
This statement kinda outs blacks as not being able to do anything other than shuck and jive for white people. They don't value studying, that's why you see so many more Mexican tradesmen, white/Asian doctors, or other business owners, but rarely any black ones. There are like 50 million of you guys, seriously some of you must be ekeing out a living with some respectable degree, why does Chris not talk about them?

>>87685552
this is why you lost and will continue to lose

>>87685597
t, redneck that fucks his cousin

>>87674111

He is a successful white Mexican who came to the country legally. Goes against the limousine liberal doctrine

>>87685617
t. perpetual loser

>>87685572
trumptards please go

>>87685664
t. cousin fucker redneck white boi

>>87685666
Why don't you go, get a job or something and move out the ghetto, try to relieve yourself of victim status? I know a black dude who just started his own business, successful guy with a white wife actually. Successful black people can't wait to start white washing their family trees once they start making money, wonder why?

>>87685677
>white boi
shoo ape. don't reply to me

>>87685666
see >>87685597

>>87678995
What a good little goy our Chris has become. To be able to take that leap from what he's obviously really describing.
>I only live around mega rich black people and medical professionals
>Isn't it funny that jumping around like a monkey can put you well above the level of the medical professional
>And no, of course I wouldn't move to a black neighborhood
>And the dentist is probably a jew
>f-f-fuck w-whitey

Pathetic cuck

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>>87678995

>>87685777
(((For some reason)))

there's been rumors for years lmao

>>87674262
you know he's Jewish himself, right?

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>be groupie
>eventually realize being a groupie isn't a career
>RAPE
/ourcos/ did nothing wrong either btw

>>87685759
>Entertainer, Entertainer, Entertainer, Entertainer
>Medical Professional

You'd think he'd learn and advocate that blacks need to hit the books and be doctors n'shiiiit. Na, just win the lottery by shuck'n and jive'n...

>>87685813
the reptilian jews?

>>87685869
now you realize the "jewish" meme isn't about conspiracy

>>87675092
It's a funny joke

>>87685964
speaking of reptilian jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK8Y2nO_8TM

>>87675092
Is he the best comedian of this generation?

>>87674111

I always like when they canibalize themselves.

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>newfags larping as oldfags while hating louis ck

>>87677124
OBSESSED

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>>87677124
>I'm not a /pol/tard that gets triggered

>>87678995
>>87679489
>>87682301
>3 secret club faggots can't overcome their autistic urges and get upset

Pottery.

desu I don't believe the Louie accusations. they're all from unknown comedians, I think it's just people who are jealous of Louie's success. stand up comedians are notoriously petty.

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>>87685813
>>87685777
Well he can't just outright say that it's entertainment industry Jews that will only promote an artist if they

>treat women like objects
>glorify drugs
>glorify violence
>glorify "bucking the system"

>>87686122
based gregg hughes

>>87675092
he talks very specifically on Opie and Anthony about how Mark Twain is an incredible author and he reads it with his kids but it's super weird to have the word nigger in there all casual like, but at the same time it should never be censored. that's his actual opinions

>>87686432

Last I heard Opie's tits were waiting in line at the unemployable office.

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>>87686709
Leave it alone. Seriously.

>>87685552

>The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.

This is what you keep telling yourselves.

I look forward to round II of your tears in 2020.

>>87687129
Some people voted for Jill Stein

>>87682153
No it's the leftists.

>>87685552

>City people all voted for Hillary.

>City people

If by that you mean ghetto trash, illegal immigrants and the minoirity of loud, white SJW's, yeah.

>>87677124
People like you ruin this site.

>>87677124

>but again I'm not a /pol/tard that gets triggered into a frenzy

No, but you're an SJW that gets triggered into a frenzy by the idea of someone using one of the no-no words that you millennial shits want to literally make illegal.

>>87685552
I'm a city person, and it's unbelievable how elitist fuckers can be. Where do you think your food comes from? How long do you think your glorious city would last without rural farmers?

>>87682545

Not much of a difference though.

Literally the only difference between SJW's and liberal dems is that SJW's are louder and slightly uglier.

They belch the same opinions and always have.

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>Be a retarded "LISTEN AND BELIEVE" feminist SJW that is convinced women can't lie
>Get targeted by women who lie about you

The ultimate hoisting by your own petard.

Truer justice cannot be served.

>>87687356
you must be a hit with the ladies

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>>87686981
>Leave it alone.

Like how the "Milk Man" left Ant?

At least we can agree Jimmy learned from the best.

>>87686319
>HOW AM I SUPPOSTA FEED MUH CHILD!
>GIBS!!!
*buys a weave for an infant*

>>87676004
there was a time when redditors hated baneposting. it was like a purifying cleanse to /tv/ back in 2013

>>87687526
Did they record the first Anthony and Artie show yet?

>>87674111
When you swim in leftist shark waters sometimes you get bit.

>>87687430

>omg u use logic? lol what a virgim

Ah, dusting off this old chestnut again I see.

But I'm sure the panties of women just get fucking soaked when you tell them "I'm an unironic Social Justice Warrior and everyone should strive to be one".

>>87685933
A dentist can own multiple practices or be a specified in-demand dentust, that can make millions of dollars. I know he's trying to make a deep political statement and be "woke", but with five seconds of thinking his whole point falls apart.

>>87674349
Yeah but in new York battery isn't even an actual real thing you can be charged with

>>87687667
I bet you also rant about the wage gap as well. Women love that.

>>87685933
Why didn't he say that then?

>>87687568
>Anthony and Artie

Yeah it's on Ant's Compound Media. They got like 5 shows up already.

>>87674111
just more proof you can be the ultimate cuck, but when you try to outjew the jew you are toast

inb4 pedo allegations

>>87685777
Chuck is based

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>>87685869
So wasnt Bobbie

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>>87677605
that has never mattered

>>87688072

Because black people telling blacks what to do is a faux pas. Telling blacks to get educated is considered brow beating, condescending, and patronizing. Do it, and you'll end up like Bill Cosby.

>>87688388
You have to pay for it. Is it any good?

>>87688702

It's ok, still fledging. Artie is still a wreck, but funny. Ant is now the straight man trying to keep the thing on rails.

>>87688538
So you have to blame white people instead?

>>87688946
Ant looks bloated

>>87688529
based bobby

>>87674179
Physically threatening someone without touching them is regular assault, you know. Pull a gun on someone without justification? Assault.

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>>87674111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRDXeinEUJQ
Just push this around social media , let this cuck get devoured by his own

>>87690144
what did he do wrong?

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>>87674111
>rumors in quotations
>Notaro having any "legendary" stand up
>Louis in the title
>Shilling for Notaro and One Mississippi are the bulk of the "article"

What did Abid Rahman and Jackie Strause mean by this

>>87674111
>Jen Kirkman
am I supposed to know who that is

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>>87675092
>Dude he said NIGGER
Bourgeois liberal white people are the most thin skinned people on Earth

>>87688529
>Greatest chess player ever
Bobby Fischer is the pleb choice

>>87674111
He's a straight white male in a position of power and influence. That can't be tolerated.

>>87675092
>>87675028
nu-tv probably can't even remember the cuck king meme. What was it like 1 or 2 years ago? Yeah no way nu-tv can remember that.

>>87692097
He's Mexican you fool

>>87675092
you take it too literally
>He said n-word which means he was big old meanie and everyone should hate him for it

Take Hitler for example (so that you /pol/fags can understand it)
He said all kinds of redpilled things about the Jews
But he also said Muslim faith is the best faith ever

what he meant was
>every great author/philosopher also said some dumb shit at some point (and "Nigger Jim" is kinda funny name)

>>87674111
That's why he didn't want to be too famous.

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>>87692216
You actually believe this? How embarrassing for you.

>>87692734
How embarrassing...for you