ITT: films where the critics were right

>>87673726
you first

>>87673726
It Comes At Night. When I checked RT after watching it and saw the audience score, I was instantly reminded that general normie audiences are the worst plebs.

>>87674872
Wrong
>>87673726
Right

>>87673726
>>87674872
Agreed on both.

>>87673726
It (2017)

>>87673726
its considerate to start a thread with a pic related OP. the witch was trash.

>>87675361
Nothing special at all. Certainly not scary.

>>87674798
>>87675022
>>87675381
Genuinely curious to know why you disliked The Witch.

>>87675381
>a atmospheric horror film that is different, with ZERO jump scares and 10/10 acting

>bad

go back to watching paranormal activity or something lmao

>>87675361
oh the audience also rated it 10%?

>>87675717
>ZERO jump scares
Zero scares in general

>>87673726
You first the vvitch was pure shit for plebs.

>>87675778
so something that doesnt jump out at you and yell BOO isnt scary? 2deep4u

caleb's death scene was unnerving, i genuinely wondered if he really saw jesus or it was the devil again

>>87675806
list a american horror movie in the last 20 years that isnt campy slasher shit

the witch has really great mood

>>87675933
No. It just wasn't scary. Unnerving maybe, but the slow burn didn't pay off imo.

>>87675933
I want to think he did, but it could have been the demons mocking them. Didnt that happen after he spit out the cursed apple thing? Once saved always saved, and it seemed that the father liked to share the gospel with the family.

I remember watching it in theaters, it was intense. Everyone was stunned at the end, it took almost a minute for the first person to stand up and leave.

>Critics
>Baywatch

>>87676350
Give it a rest already Dwayne this is beyond pathetic

>>87676011
the ending was abit weaker compared to the rest of the film, but its also kinda neat when you realise who "The Witch" in the title actually refers to

also given where it was headed..idk, it would be hard to write a satisfying ending

>>87673726
Critics are always right.
/thread

>>87676384
IT WAS A RAUNCHY AND FUN FLICK GODDAMMIT

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>>87676617
>Critics are always right.

WRONG

>>87676699
Nope. You're pleb mate

>>87674872
>>87673726
I agree.

A24 is a great pleb filter

>>87675933
>list a american horror movie in the last 20 years that isnt campy slasher shit
Bone Tomahawk
It Follows
Only Lovers Left Alive
The Alchemist Cookbook
The Greasy Strangler
The Love Witch
A Cure for Wellness
theres seven for ya
and thats just in the last 4 years

and before i get into why i think the witch is a piece of shit i just have to say that
slasher film doesnt immediately equal bad
a horror with no jump scares doesnt immediately equal good

the witch is bad cause it doesnt develop any of the ideas it clumsily introduces
like, for instance the reason why the family was kicked out of their property is never made clear and we are not given enough details to wonder about the reason they were kicked out
the ambiguity of the situation wasnt handled well
another example are the scenes were the boy is looking lustfully at his sister
in colonial times it was very common for women who drew the eyes of men to be branded evil witches
this isnt embedded in the film, it just there in two scenes and then its completely forgotten about in the rest of the movie
but the biggest problem of this shitty flick arent even undeveloped ideas, its the boring, safe direction
there isnt a single fucking shot in the film that feels refreshing or inventive in any way
oh and also the acting was god fucking awful(screaming is not good acting, and screaming is pretty much all the acting in this piece of shit , particularly from the parents)

this movie is a boring, safe pussy ass little flick
that has just enough trickery for red and dit to hail it as something great

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>>87673726

critics are just attention whores who enjoy yammering to other people their opinions. only sheeple care what they think.

>>87675778
>horror movies should have scares

>Paranormie Activity fags shitting up a decent thread

>>87677919

paranormal activity is a ground-breaking movie in the horror genre, pleb.

>>87673726
They were wrong though. The film is a piece of shit with no substance, barely any atmosphere and a shit ending. The sound design is good though.

>>87677978
Off to reddit you go.

>>87678047

No. You are wrong and everybody else is right.

>>87678137

it is you who belongs in plebbit, pleb.

>>87678047

I legit think its one of the best horror movies ever made. Its almost flawless
The only people I have spoke to who dont like it are utter plebeians

>>87673726
>53
what the fuck

What the fuck those people expected.

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>>87673726
>remain loyal to christ you die painfully
>follow satan you will eat delicious things

This movie is anti-Christian and promotes Satanism.

Chicken Run.
The audience score is pathetic.

>>87678714

a happy ending for the good guys especially a happy ending for the cute boy not dying in agony

>>87678047
>barely any atmosphere

do you need shitty colour filters to hold your hand?

>>87678739
The bad ending was best part of the movie.

>>87678867

do filters confuse your simple mind?

>>87678981

girl detected. why do you girls love tragic endings like in titanic and in logan?

>>87678721
but he committed the sin of pride and rejected the church. Caleb commited the sin of lust, the wife committed the sin of wrath, the twins the sin of sloth....etc etc

more like "god is cruel and unloving" the movie. You can argue satan is the liberator, he liberates them from suffering.

>>87678984
relying on filters is overdone and its shit-tier

it was okay 10, 20 years ago but now directors just abuse it instead of having actual set and scene design