Characters that are literally you
>>87665954
Psssh... Beep beep, kid.
>>87665954
Tooms was just doing what came naturally
>>87665954
For me it’s Sneed – intelligent, seedilistic and with a wicked sense of Feed.
>>87665954
literally me
>>87665954
Didn't he marry a 15 year old when he was like 50 in real life?
>>87665954
Several people have told me I am literally this character. I've never bothered to watch the show though so I can't comment on how accurate that is.
>>87666430
nah nigga you more like bighead
big-gulp-slurpin couldn't code mergesort to save his life ass nigga
>>87666078
well wouldn't you?
>>87665954
>reads the depression era equivbalent of hentai manga
>socially retarded
>inept
>racist
>his dear old auntie got him a cushy job because he'd otherwise be NEET.
He's pretty much a /pol/tard neckbeard but in the 1930's.
grayish skin
lies a lot
appears to be gay but isn't
good at tailoring
>>87666647
>appears to be gay but isn't
isn't garak asexual but just looking for meaningful emotional relationships
>>87666750
He's straight up gay just never got laid.
>>87666750
>>87666647
>>87666986
He's gay. The actor wrote a fucking biography on the character. Got it published, too.
>>87667470
I'm not good at parties and everyone tells me I mumble too much
>>87665954
>>87665954
Bolbi
>>87666196
Same
>>87666196
Saved
>>87666711
"That means that every day you see me, that's the worst day of my life."
Been thinking this too often lately
>>87668284
Anyone who runs is a AyyLmao, anyone who stands still is a well disciplined AyyLmao. You guys should do a story on me sometime.
>Why should we do a story about you?!
Cause I'm so fucking good. That ain't no shit neither. I've done got me 157 dead Gungans killed, and 50 womp rats too. Them are all certified.
>Any women or children?!
Sometimes.
>How can you shoot women and children?!
Easy you don't lead them as much. Ain't war hell?
But Disney doesn't have the balls to do that.
>>87665954
I am the cucko in the car:
https://youtu.be/uphFg_QmIWQ
Because I'm old and I like my jewelry more than my relatives, also I live in a hole in the ground.
Because I have a lisp and I suck at cutting cheese with a steak knife.