>spend the entire movie waiting for the best part to appear

>>87664267

I had a raging boner when she was buying her tampons

Also when she was holding her butt through her jeanshort pockets

>>87664267
Enjoy your bam, sicko

>>87664267
DA CUTEST

what do you mean?

>>87665125
The spider?

>>87665200
No, the train

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Wait for the Schneider definitive cut. The bluray boxset is shaped like a coke can.

>>87664267

This is now a pedocrat thread

>>87664336
i was so turned on in that scene

>>87664267
Why do you want to watch adolescents have sex? It's usually awkward, anti climatic and doesn't last that long. Y'all romanticise this shit too much honestly

>>87665379
wut

WE GOT A GREAT BIG CONVOY
ROCKIN THROUGH THE NIGHT

>>87665379
this is an adaptation of IT not stand by me

>>87665854
>stand by me
more like
Stand By Me...
...while i wait for my turn to fuck this twelve year old girl in a sewer after my friends get done fucking her so we dont get lost on our way out of the sewer

>>87666131
Awww yeah dats aum good writing.

>>87665605
the sexual awakening is the only circumstance where sex has any mysticism, mistery, and feels bigger than life and new. a couple of years after that, it has become already tried and tired banal bullshit.

What the fuck is wrong with you people

>>87666609
There's nothing wrong with us.
We didn't write a thousand-plus-page novel about a killer clown that eats people but is really an interdimensional being that needs to eat people to survive.....and then decide to throw in, just for the hell of it, a scene where a twelve year old girl lets her guy friends fuck her in a sewer so it'll bring them closer and they won't get lost on their way out of the sewer.
We didn't write that.
So, there's nothing wrong with us.

The actors' parents freaked out about it, and rightfully so. Audiences wouldn't have liked it either.

>>87666961
>Audiences wouldn't have liked it either.
Hol up

I wanted to see the Ritual of Chüd.

>>87666921
could had been kino, but retarded american audiences would never get it.

also, it would require a real cute 12 yo girl, instead of a 15 yo used up whore

>>87667123
/tv/ doesn't count as an audience because almost everyone here just pirates movies.

>>87666558
wrong attitude

sex shan't be possessed nor it shall be the possessee, or the possessor for that matter. You can't have sex, you can are sex.

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>/tv/roachies are pedos
What are some movies about my complete lack of surprise?

>>87664267
God she's so sexy

>>87664267
There was miss to it throughout the entire movie. In the book was she constantly called a slut? I watched the TV movie last night and that never happened. Movie was good, but the dialogue writer sucked

I haven't seen the movie yet. So is the gang bang scene in or not?

>>87667142
Ritual of Chode

>>87664336
The ass shots were hot, also any caps of her in the glasses?

>>87667333
Of course it isn't. It's hilarious how often /tv/ discusses that scene like they're the first ones to ever notice it. It's been controversial for decades.

>>87667333
Of course it's not. Interestingly, though, it was in the original script.

>>87667333
its 45 minutes long

>>87666609
Fuck off retard

>>87667420
it was a different time

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Why didnt they credit the co-author?

>>87667333
Yes

>>87667452
He was an illegal immigrant.

>>87667389
Why would /tv/ discuss a book?

>>87667617
It's kind of cute to watch /tv/ youngsters trip over each other to make threads about stuff they obviously just discovered. See also:

Orson Welles champagne commercial
Victor Salva's arrest record
Matthew Broderick car accident
John Landis Twilight Zone accident

>>87667735
>John Landis Twilight Zone accident
>accident

Don't you have cis scum to bash, Max?
Also American Alien was just a really shitty version of Superman For All Seasons.

>>87666558
you fap to race mixing porn too frequently

>>87666609
what do you mean?

>>87667333
Replaced with a blood oath scene instead.

>>87666609
>>>/r/eddit

>>87664336
Why?

>>87665379
When was there a train in IT?

>>87670537

There was a train in It and also in Dark Tower (he was a pain).

We'll never see either in film.

>>87667333
No but she gets undressed and you can see pokies and a slight bit of slit. Must watch. 10/10, fapped 10 times in the span of 5 viewings

>>87665379
Underrattedd

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>>87665379

>>87671051
gonna be hilarious when a decent pirated copy is available and the photoshoppers work their magic

Id prefer drider over train

>>87671222
Gonna be hilarious when the physical/digital release comes and it's cropped or edited in some way. Gonna be real fuckin neato

>>87665503
I hope he get away with it.

But the best thing did happen
best guy and best girl got together

I found myself repeating "Bevy, Bevy" in my dream last night. I woke up, I was crying. I buried my face deep into my pillow, crying "Bevy, Bevy" trying to stop my life without Bevy. I went back to sleep instead, into another Bevy dream. She will never be mine

>>87665379
Kek

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>>87664267
I hope you didn't really expect to see the losers putting their wieners all over Bev's face

>>87664336
Same. Really wanted to fap, but the hall was filled. Can't wait until the bluray is released!

>>87667228
>first day on /tv/