ITT: moments when shows jumped the shark. pic related

>>87662898
No way. It jumped the shark with Coven.

>>87662956
Coven had based Emma, though.

>>87662898
I never could get into that show. Boring as fuck.

When does the new season start?

>>87663289
Last week.

I was really high when watching episode 1 and I thought I downloaded the wrong thing for the first 10 minutes. It's like a parody. I can't wait to watch tonight's episode. It really breaks down the mental illness of the left after the election. It's like a diary entry of the most unhinged liberal cataloging how they view the world. Are the Hillary supporting characters supposed to be like this? And the cheeto organge-face? I can't believe they're playing it so straight.

>>87662898
Is ahs roanoke any good? Somehow I completely missed that one. The idea of colonial era horror sounds slightly less hackney to me even though I'm sure Ryan Murphy can find a way.

>>87662898
Show was never good. Every season goes to shit as soon as ghost show up.

>>87665327
It's set in modern day, though with some flashbacks.

>>87665747
Right. Is it worth watching though?

The old house in the woods is normaly subtle sort of horror, the sort AHS isn't know for.

>>87665887
It's not great. It's not as offensively bad as seasons 3-5 but still not really worth watching imo. But if you somehow sat through those seasons, go for it I guess

>>87665887
I never watched any AHS, but my wife dragged me into watching Roanoke with her.
It was complete garbage. It started off alright, but the further along it went, the worse it got, and the ending was just awful.

>>87665564
Asylum was pure kino. Murderhouse felt the most like a horror movie in tv format. I got 2 episodes into Coven before I dropped it like the turd it was.

>>87666149
I wish I had dropped it during Coven. I stuck around until hallway through Freak Show

>>87662898
AHS fucking sucks. I saw the first season and was angry that I wasted my time.

>>87665887
2>1>>>>>>>5>6>>>>>>>>4>>>>3

undeniable fact

Is this going to be the official live watch thread for tonight?

>>87666811
Where to watch?

Faggot tumblr show

stream at brettygood dot com (i think)

>>87667026
Unironically this

>>87662898
A long time ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76y9tR4CY4U

Still watch every season though.

Not even a minute in and already Paulson suffering

will this be the episode that makes everyone drop it

Her "wife" is glas lighting her with the clown paranoia, isn't she?

>>87667276
I still think the clowns atleast are part of some kind of poorly devised immersion therapy that the wife is in on

>>87662997
Still shit.

>>87666096
>started off alright
>ending was just awful
Pretty much every Ryan Murphy show there

>>87667317
>some kind of poorly devised immersion therapy

Murdering their friends across the street and then framing it too look like a murder-suicide is a little extreme.

>>87666343
Coven was a good time to give up on the show. Asylum worked because it was about the horror of being trapped in an asylum in the 60s. It had a narrative framework to fall back on even when they were throwing in aliens demons and Nazis.

Coven was literally set in a New Orleans magic school for witches.

That shit could've been fucking amazing but with writer has an ounce of self restraint and story focus.

>>87662898
the aliens in season 2

>>87667376
we don't know how the friends got killed, the child and the nanny are unreliable narrators

Loving the lesbian action need moar

>>87662898
in hotel when it stopped being about ghosts and vampires killing hotel guests and became a weird supernatural slice of life show

>"MOOOOOOM"
>"Which one you crying for, kid?"

>tfw new intro helped me discover I have a hardcore blood fetish

show is kino already

>>87667484
the intro is pretty kino

Billie Lourd is a cute

>>87667386
>fat black bitch starts touching herself for whatever reason
Sounds accurate

>>87667520
this, I have not disliked her any time I've seen her yet, and I mean beyond AHS

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How is she fucking this irl ?

She could definatey get a hotter gf

>being held in ICE detention facility

god is there a worse kind of hell than that?

ITS MARY FUCKING CHERRY

>>87662898
This season is incredibly redpilled though.

>>87667608
no is not

>>87667567
you just fucking know that Holland knows the kinkiest of shit and how to make Sarah flow like a river

This whole season is going to be more unintentionally hilarious the #gamergate episode of Law and Order.

>>87663449
AHS has always been redpilled you moron.

>>87662898


The Killing. Seasons 3-4.

Who the killer was and his motivations.

One week later and the murder house has already been sold.

>>87667625
>no is not

Amazing how everyone who wants to be offended by it types like a fucking 6 year old on an ipad.

>>87667686
not an argument

Will they mention 4chin again in this episode?

>>87667682
cheap property in a great neighborhood, it's value will only go up...unless more people start dying in the neighborhood

She's going to fuck this little boy!

>>87667730
that's the hope

ah, there are the bees

MARY FREAKING FUCKING CHERRY

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>eichner

>>87667697
"no is not" is not an argument either you fucking troglodyte

>billy eichner doing anything besides yelling at new yorkers

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>>87667831

DELET

seriously though, how big a deal was it that your new nanny just left your only child with new neighbors for a few minutes?

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>ONE NIGHT A WEEK IN DETROIT

Someone made a new thread


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This old blond hefer seems familiar.

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>>87667632
That's a hard standard to beat anon, that episode did a looparound into pure comedy kino.

>>87662898
Sorry Drumphkin that show was long dead before they made fun of your daddy.

>brettygood crashed

ffs

>>87667026
Agreed.

>>87668032
shes mary cherry from popular

>>87662898
I dropped this show in Season 1 when the blonde kid was revealed to be the gimp. Fucking stupid.

Fucking spics beat up /ourguy/ last episode and now they murdered big ginger bro.

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>>87667632
>>87668054
After that episode, I stopped watching. So awful.

>>87668193
we don't know that, he might have hanged himself because his passive aggressive courtship of Pedro failed miserably

>>87667831
What do you call it when you want to suck the little bean things out of those pockets?

>>87668262
tryptovore?

>anti break in bars

dumbass, that's a good way to get trapped in your own home

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>>87668262
It's called 'degeneracy', my man.

So their employee was murdered later the same day he had an intense argument with another employee and that fucking spic wasn't arrested?

>>87668319
also an okay way to stop break ins.

AHS was always trashy garbage for faggots and women. There was never a shark to jump.

>>87668353
I rather lose my shit than burn to death in my own home

is pedro a dreamer

>>87662898
this show lost it's charm like 5 years ago

>>87668400
could just open the doors instead of the windows. I mean your best bet is to not live in the fucking ghetto anyway.

>>87668459
what if you can't get to your doors, what if the only way out was to bust open a window and climb out?

That black woman from Roanoke is in this season.

>>87662898
u wot

AHS has ALWAYS been shit.

Murder House: gay and literal cuck pandering

Aslyum: is unarguably the best, and even then it dwells into retarded subplots. Slightly enjoyable compared to everything else

Coven: "DAYM BUTTA MILK BISKITS"

Freakshow: Mediocrity: The Show: The Series

Hotel: "They'll never guess that the main character was the killer the whole time!"

Roanoke: idk

Cult: Caricatures against caricatures

>>87662898
I quite liked the first episode of Cult though. I haven't watched Coven and judging by this thread I'll give it a miss.

>>87668508
That is a pretty retarded scenario. Sounds like an architectural problem. What if the windows are blocked and you can easily get to the doors?

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no Taissa no watch

>>87668567
why would the windows be blocked? Why would you build a place and put windows in places that were blocked?

>>87668632
Vera's hot daughter looks like her just like Reese Witherspoon and her daughter.

>>87668632
we traded up for Billie

>>87662898
It's always been garbage so this is a pointless question.

>>87668664
that's Vera's stupidly younger sister

So did the murder the latina nanny?

>>87668676
AYYYEEE

>it's not a hey kid wanna /ss/ plot at all
>it's a lesbian cuckold plot

Was she massaging her pusy?

GODDAM CLOWNS FUCKING UP SUPERIOR LESBIAN SEDUCTION

>>87668766
or grabbing?

>>87662898
this show was consistently shit though

>>87662898
you can't jump the shark if you were never good

Louie got replaced by Better Things because he made all of those women watch him masturbate. They've really been slandering him in the media this week. He's the producer on that elderly dyke's shot. Tig Notaro. She said she doesn't have any first hand knowledge but she believes all of the rumors. He produces her show and gave her her big break. What an ungrateful dyke.

Anyway Louie CK made a movie about guy that abuses women and they think that he's rubbing his transgressions in their stupid faces.

>>87662898
t.triggered drumpfkin

>>87668632
>tfw your older sister is way hotter than you

>take these candles

those candles are spiked aren't they?

>>87668942
Spike with gas lighting

ah, poor Pedro is gonna die tonight

>>87669022
LOL now she'll be accused of hate crime

This season is great so far. As long as they don't start cramming a bunch of shit like aliens and vampires in for no reason. The final episode is always disappointing. The Roanoke finale didn't make any fucking sense. She sacrificed herself to protect the ghost girl? The ghost girl was already dead.

>>87667391
The aliens were fine, but it never paid off

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>>87667630
sarah has a granny fetish, she only dates older women. her first wife is 20 years older than her

>>87669180
In the end she will become a republican, it'll be a real american horror story.

>>87665327
It's worth the watch, not perfect but way not boring

AHS was always shit

>>87665327
>BALENCIAAAAAAAGA
No it's fucking trash

God damn it. Every time some lesbian hot action starts up, there's an interruption! 2x in one episode.

>>87668032
It was bothering me so I wikipedia'd it. She was the fat friend in What I Like About You. That's where I know her.

>>87668554
>Murder House: I want to fug the maid
>Asylum: I want to fug filthy Chloe Sevigny
>Coven: I want to fug that little Farmissa sister and Emma
>Freakshow: I want to be Dandy's friend
>Hotel: I want to fug Gaga
>Roanoke: ...

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>>87669691
>Asylum: I want to fug filthy Chloe Sevigny
I wanted sister Mary Eunice to rape me desu

>>87669780
Men can't be raped.

>>87669535
Nah Seasons 1 and 2 were great. With S1 it was the first one, so you had the mystery of the house and trying to figure out what's going on.

Threads for S1 and S2 were pretty large. It started to drop during and after S3 though.

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>>87669691
>Hotel: I want to fug Gaga

>>87669839
>Seasons 1 and 2 were great

Only if you're a fag or a woman. Which is it, anon?

Murder House > Coven > Asylum > Hotel > Roanoke > Freak Show

>>87669839
Only like the first 3 episodes of AHS season 1 was good then it turned to shit like every other Ryan Murphy production

>>87670009
Got hooked on Hotel, so went back to watch it on Netflix. I found 1 to be a struggle. I'm surprised it ever made it to a season 2.

>>87666536
1>dog shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest

>>87670009
You got me.
Im a dyke.

>>87669223
They said nothing supernatural will happen this season.

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>>87662898
We are truly living an American horror story

>>87662898
when the 4chan mang irl memed Elliot Rodger by throwing a latte on the blonde girls

>>87672987
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnT0CMwBrWs&t=9m52s

>>87672987
>>87673106
NOw that we know theres a clear link between these things...I'm gonna bring it to /x/ so we can get to the bottom of it.

>>87662956
Coven wasn't jumping the shark, it was the downward spiral. It's so fucking boring.

S1 was nice and creepy with some genuinely good directing

S2 felt over the top, but in an enjoyable, disturbing way

but S3 is just retarded, boring, and very few creepy scenes - it's mostly just "WOOOW A WITCH WHO CAN DO MAGIC OMG" and retarded teen drama

dropped it at that point desu

I want to see where they go with this season. People are so easily lured into social, political, or religious movements it's scary.

>>87662998
Congratulations, ANON. You're not a fagot.

>>87666149
Asylum was pretty decent. Got a little lost in the middle of the season with the alien subplot.
Coven had a good idea, two different style of witches and a turf war.... Then it went to shit with all the resurrections, ghost jazz man, and shit.

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>>87662898
>>87663289
>When does the new season start?
You're in for a treat. Trump has given Hollywood permanent PTSD.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504728698947.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504676721355.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504677481349.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504677415512.webm

>>87670048
>coven above asylum

did we watch the same show or what