Are you ready for some Quenn: Live AIDs kino?

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>those teeth
>the reaction of the dude in the back

>>87649741
Holy fuck he looks terrible

>>87649741
...

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>>87649779

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>>87649829
>file name

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>>87649741
Not a great pic

>>87649741
So is Rami filming these scenes now so he can drop some weight for the aids scenes later?

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He looks goat

How much revisionism will Brian May put in the film?

>>87649977
That doesn't look good either

>>87650012
>>87649977
Looks like a cheap caricature brought to life

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>Mercury died in 1991 at age 45 due to complications from AIDS, having confirmed the day before his death that he had contracted the disease.
Why can't fags wear a condom before sodomizing each other Jesus Christ help us

>>87650039
>Queen: The Brian May Story
>Written and Directed by Brian May
>Music by Brian May
>Cast
>Freddie Mercury: Brian May
>John Deacon: Brian May
>Roger Taylor: Brian May
>and guest starring Brian May as himself

have sjws complained about something white people related even though Malek and Mercury are both African?

How much homosex will this film have?

>>87649741

>Those teeth
Is this a parody?

queen more like QUEER haha

>>87650134
Is not like they can get away with casting booyega as freddy mercury but i bet they tried.

>>87650104
condoms are homophobic

>>87649741
finally, some more unintentionally terrible biopic kino.

>>87650124
That sums it up really well

>>87650104
Bugchasing.

>>87650181
they actually had Sacha Baron cohen but he dropped out when he learned they wanted to kill off Freddie halfway into the movie and completely coverup the raunchier bits of Freddie's life.

>>87650124
>film spends 30 minutes on the years until Freddie died
>remaining 1.5h are about Queen with Paul Rodgers and that dude from America's Got Talent

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>he's actually wearing fake teeth

>implying Broian Based May wasn't the best musician in the band and the one who carried the other three
Show some respect retards

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>>87650093
It's miles better than the OP pic.

>>87650284
>ywn live in a world where Freddie never met Brian May and would become the GOAT

>>87650253
well i doubt most queen fans want to see freddie with cocks in his ass and mouth

>>87650286
Calm down Rami, i'm sure it will look good in post lol

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>>87650253
>they actually had Sacha Baron cohen but he dropped out when he learned they wanted to kill off Freddie halfway into the movie and completely coverup the raunchier bits of Freddie's life.

Well, that's his story but I suspect the real issue was Cohen wanted to focus too much on Freddie's partying, drug use and gay sex and this new production is cutting back on that aspect.

And while Cohen looks a lot more like Freddie, I can understand the other members of Queen not wanting the story to be all about Freddie's debauchery.

>>87650444
>Well, that's his story but I suspect the real issue was Cohen wanted to focus too much on Freddie's partying, drug use and gay sex and this new production is cutting back on that aspect.
Whatever you say goes, Brian.

>>87650444
the band literally won't let them show mercury being a retarded fag, the only way they will let the movie be made is if they pretend they were good people

>>87649779
The real guy had massive retard teeth. Im glad they went that far

>>87650104
fags being decimated by aids during the 80s was the best thing to happen to society

>>87649741
Boy he looks stupid. It'll probably be better than the Tupac movie though.

>>87649741
Fuck Queen, this could've been the Bruno sequel we were all waiting for.

>>87650444
Good cast desu

>>87649741
Isn't there a Pepe that looks JUST like this this, the teeth, the blue eyes?

>>87650104
But remember, Ronald Reagan was a monster for not putting more funding into AIDS research, even though it's the most preventable disease ever, because as you don't engage in unprotected gay sex and you don't use a needle after some other junkie has already used it, you are basically 100% guaranteed not to get AIDS.

>>87650444
If there's not a single scene with dwaves carrying mounds of cocaine upon silver platters rested atop their heads, it'll be the biggest whitewash in cinema history

>>87650724
>ronnie was a good boy he dindu nuffin
AIDS education wasn't the same then as it was now.
I'm not one of those degenerates that defends people who contract it nowadays and say not to "stigmatize" it, but it literally was a different time back then.

>>87651008
all fags should die

>>87651074
maybe just you

>>87651142
fag

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>>87650723
this one?

>>87649741

this is going to be embarrassingly bad

>>87649829
>oi this bloke looks like a right poofter
>wish i was wiff me mates, 'avin' a cup o' de ole rosie

You think this skelly manlet could've put on a few pounds, jesus christ

>>87651754
Dick Van Dyke is that you? That's not how we talk, you sod.

>>87649741
Thank you, Brian May.
Your desire to tell the story of what happened after Freddie's death and your untiring badger protection activism will go down in the anals of history

>>87650444
> suspect the real issue was Cohen wanted to focus too much on Freddie's partying, drug use and gay sex and this new production is cutting back on that aspect.

But that's the most interesting part of his life, when you tie it to his relationship with his wife, which is interesting in itself

>>87650775
get ready for disappointment then because this is going to be a pg movie. the band does not want to show Freddie's kinky shit on the movie

>>87651841
Yes, you talk Arabic now, we all know.
Now off you go, I hear a call for prayer

>>87649741
He looks like somebody fused Freddy Mercury with Steve Buscemi
Absolutely disgusting

>>87651841
just aving a giggle mate, no need to get ya knickas in a twist

>>87650093
Is that what the doctor said to your mom?

What even happens after Freddie's death tho? Did the other guys just continue recording albums and touring with another guy?

>>87650347
thats the only reason to go to the movie at all

what are you? gay?

>>87652132
Yes.

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>>87650520
>>87650555
>>87650775
>>87651853

The new movie will address Freddie's homosexuality and drug use and such, it's just that the _whole movie_ won't exclusively be about Freddie sucking cock and doing coke, the way (((Borat))) wanted.

>>87652334
If it's PG then they can't even show him snorting a line of coke

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>>87649829
He's the new Paco... or Pedro... or whatever his name was

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>>87652362

“Hay guys, some Jew who shits on everybody wants to do a movie about Freddie.”
“Well, I guess.”
“It’ll be all about Freddie sucking dick and doing drugs and generally behaving like a degenerate.”
“Umm, maybe not.”
“OMFG! You guys just want to white wash his entire life!”

>>87652541
>hey guys, we want to make a biographical film about Jesus but we don't want to show his ministry and instead make it a romcom
>oh, that's fine

>>87650592
>"Gnhee!

All i can hear seeing that pic, he looks like a kid playing dress up-

>>87652395
He's known as Pablito around here.

>>87651008
He was a piece of shit for even funding research on it.

>>87650104
>gay person contracts AIDS
>I'm supposed to be sorry
heh

>>87650576
No it fucking wasnt, edgelord.

>>87650444
>>87652334
>>87652541
goddammit how could he be so fucking ugly. I have nothing against this guy but just looking at his face maked me extremely nauseous, dude looked like a middle east goat rapist

>>87649741
fucking SNL skits have higher production values than this garbage

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>>87653332
>how could he be so fucking ugly
You could be ugly in the 70s and still be a sex symbol slaying all kinds of pussy and balls. Just look at The Stones, Bowie, Janis, Hendrix, The Who, Zeppelin, hell even the fucking beatles were fucking disgusting and yet everybody wanted to fuck them.

Only fucking Morrison was good looking out of all the singers in the 70s.

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>>87651849
>anals of history

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>>87653332
>dude looked like a middle east goat rapist

Well, seeing as Farrokh Bulsara was descended from Persian goat rapists, that’s not surprising.

The guy was still the greatest rock singer ever.

>>87650104
IRC in three different documentaries about Freddie, some reporter guy who was pretty close to Freddie told multiple times about the risk of AIDS. And he said literally

"Fuck it I'm doing everything with everyone"

It's hard to feel sorry for him after know this.

>>87654743
Better to burn out than to fade away

QUEEN SUCKS

>>87655492
You suck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwN6dPNXklg
>this triggers the /mu/fag

QUEEN SUCKS

>>87654743
did he really say that? that's hilarious considering how many stacies feel bad about "a talented star that left us early" when he was the one that brought death upon himself

SAD :(

>>87649741
Freddie mercury was 5′ 10″

>not making him wear contacts
Letting go of Sascha Baron Cohen was a mistake

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>>87649741
Eh what's up doc?

>>87652334
Russel Brand might have been a better choice desu. He certainly has the charisma for it.

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>>87649741
>people are gay for this
lol

>>87657406
Fuck off

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>>87657406

Yeah, I could see that and the guy is British to boot.

>>87649741
holy shit this is hilarious

the promotional pic looked great

>>87657691
>and the guy is British to boot.

Mercury was Parsi

>>87654048
Bowie was a very attractive man. No homo.

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>>87650444

If you think you recognize the guy playing John Deacon the bassist....

>>87657757
>a massive raging homosexual
>great singing voice
>huge on stage presence in a massive rock band

Doesn't get more British than that.

>>87657757

The guy was loyal subject of the British fook'n Empire, M8!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ixw9dgfIvs

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>>87657909
>another american

Is this revenge for all the British actors stealing American roles? At least Mary Austin is being played by a Brit.

>>87658079
How do I become this charismatic?

>>87658276
Suck dicks and get AIDS.

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>>87649779
That was the one thing I was hoping they'll keep accurate and they are

Have you never seen Freddie Mercury?? Mr Robots fake teeth aren't even half as horrible as Freddie's real teeth were

Good attention to detail

>>87649977
>airbrushed

Nice dubs tho

>>87654489
Steve Perry is the greatest rock singer ever.

>>87649741
Wasn't Freddie Mercury known for having a major explosive stage presence? Rami Malek seems like literally the last person to fit that description.

>>87652395
Maybe I'm crazy, but I just know I remember a video of this guy getting fucked by a tattooed white man with an enormous cock. Rocko or something is his name. It's posted in all the gay threads on /gif/. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

>>87658887
You do realize whatever crowd he'll have will be CGI? So the NPCs will be excited regardless. It doesn't matter

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>>87657847
When he wasn't done up in his bizarre wardrobe and makeup, yeah

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>>87659494
He made a convincing trap, though.

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we all know who it should have been.

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>>87659554
>That
>convincing
pick one

>>87654489
>The guy was still the greatest rock singer ever.

>>/r/music/

>>87660217
>when u hack the system so hard, u get aids

>>87660217
Freddie croaked, so he's being played by frog man.
BRAVO

>>87650260
pls no

>>87656335
Not really, it's not like Kanye fans believe he is a great singer.

>>87658089
>Lucy Boynton

British teeth.

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33200000/Lucy-Boynton-lucy-boynton-33214273-2480-3504.jpg

>>87649977
It looks good because it's obscuring most of his face.

>>87650576
Kek

>>87649741
why isn't he taking this seriously why is he wearing those dumb hillbilly teeth.

>>87650444
>Snafu and Sledge reunited?
Is this gonna be kino?

>>87649741
holy shit he looks retarded ahahahahhaahaha

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>>87650268

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>>87660217
Absolute cutie

>>87649741
but why

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>>87663428
yessss

>>87649741
this movie is going to be shit. they fucked uo big time with losing cohen. fucking fake teeth and all. its a comedy already anyway

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>>87663708
SBC would have worn fake teeth too you retard

>>87654048
George Harrison was a very attractive man even into his 50's and Paul was a twink.

>>87649741
LMAOING they need to get Sacha Baron Cohen back as Freddie

>>87660626
Reminds me of Nigel Thornberry

>>87656335
more liek this triggers normie fucking shits who believe freddie mercury is the best singer ever fucking plebs I hate them

>>87649790
Agree