Instant movie turn-offs

CG cacophony.

>>87649713
gayshit

Chick flick shite

>>87649713
Rebel Wilson is a movie turn-ON am I right, lads?
WEW

>>87651735
I would

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>>87649713
no shots from behind

>>87649713
>movie is a remake or a reboot of something that came out within the past few decades
Normally I'd agree, but the 2013 Evil Dead was great.

>>87651776
Me too bro. I'd be happy to.

>>87649713
>From the producers of

I'd fuck her but probably couldn't do much damage to a chick that big with my average dick.

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I unironically find Rebel Wilson very attractive.

>>87652010
You realize fat women don't have larger-than-average vaginal cavities, right? That's not how it works.

>>87652109
How's her tits lads?

>>87652134
He's talking about ass, dummy.

>>87649713
>Directed by Zack Snyder

>>87652134
it's not about the vagina, it's about even getting in the vicinity of the vagina. i'd just end up rubbing my dick raw in between endless rolls of fat.

>>87652134
The vagina is the same but the FUPA blocks your path

>>87649713
>diverse cast
>black male/white female romance
>genderswapped remakes
>historical epic with modern liberal "morals" caked all over it

>>87652109
Me too.

>>87651997
Or even worse
>From the studio that brought you

>>87652428
>>87652348
>>87652010
ITT: virgins
These logistical problems you are describing do not exist.
Grab yourself a fat girl and go to town, lads. You'll be glad you did.

>>87652518
Doggystyle is tougher, but everything else works fine.

That's what he was talking about.

>stoner comedies

>>87649713
>comedy

>>87651799
*BBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

>>87649713
>>87651735
>>87651776
>>87651880
>>87652010
>>87652109
>>87652134
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>>87652348
>>87652373
>>87652428
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>>87652518
>>87652607
>/tv/ - where a thread about movie turn-offs turns into an in-depth discussion on how to fuck rebel wilson doggystyle with a small dick

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>>87652827
People should know not to use certain types of image on /tv/.

If it's any girl, the thread will be about her.

>>87649713
I hate movie regardless, i just watch them so i have something to shit on.

>>87653015
more

>>87649713
>movie isn't silent

dropped as a burning coal

>>87653015
Would.

>>87653015
WHY DOESNT SHE HAVE A BELLY BUTTON

>>87652518

Yeast Beast.

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>>87652518
explain this fag

>>87655003
I mean, as long as she isnt standing perfectly straight like that there isnt a problem

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>>87649713
>"a coming-of-age movie"

hey anons

post more rebel we're all friends here

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what say you, tv

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>>87657354
fuck wrong one. this is for the lulz!

>>87657354
would bleach

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>>87657401
whomst here can handle a REAL woman?

>>87649713
>giant tits spilling out of her dress
> androgynous
What did he mean by this?

Anyway OP, I'm not a fan of Buffy Speak or found footage/YouTube atyle shit.

>>87657401
>Belly is bigger than Boobs
She broke the rule. I can tolerate BBWs but only to a certain degree.

>>87652109
>t. middle America

Cheap nudity in shitty horror movies.

>>87652109
Me as well brother. Can't choose what you're attracted to

>>87657867
>I live in MO and gf gets mistaken for her
Beats being an incel basementfag.

>>87649713
I don't like it when the laws of physics are so severely broken that it shatters my suspense of disbelieve. For example when robot arnold bounced all over the golden gate bridge without leaving holes in the road and being made of solid metal or when people fight for a while but no wounds are shown and they just continue with the story like nothing happened.

What puts me off most of all is when a story feels rushed "kid in a theme park" effect, like percy jackson or the last airbender etc. One moment the kids mom dies, the second he is happy and falling in love. Just sucks.

>>87657928
>she will never sit on your face
The smell would instantly make me diamond