did harry potter have yellow fever?

>>87639908
i think he just wanted something out of his regular circle of friends. someone who doesnt know his embarrassments

>>87639908
jesus they're all hideous, hermione was best girl

no, just his other options were bongs

>>87639908
Kill marry fuck

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>>87639908
How bad are things in the UK that the gook looks the best of all 3 by like a mile?

Harry should have ended with Luna

>>87639908
yeah he was a loser white man who's only real option was a wmaf relationship

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>>87641928
Gal Gadot wasn't in Harry Potter

marry kill fuck

>>87639908
He just wanted to explore something new and try some chow mein

>>87639948
marry middle fuck right kill left

>>87639908
He had cockfever

>>87642076
wtf am I reading?

>>87639908

Look at how big the blonde one's eyes are compared to the others...

Once you go black... you've fucked up.

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>>87642076

>>87639948
Kill Ginny, fuck Cho, marry Luna

Redheads are notorious for suffering from jaundice, so it's quite likely.

Surely they could have got a cuter asian girl

She looks like a jungle asian

>>87643536
Underrated

>>87643576
Had to find a scottish chink who was worthy of being an MC's waifu. It must have been slim pickings

>>87639908
kill kill fuck

>>87639908
>Asian character
>she's literally named Ching Chong
BRAVO ROWLING

Harry should have gone for one of the Pajeet sisters desu.

>>87639908
>the absolute state of the bongo
jesus christ

>>87643961

>only one of them

>>87641925
Strange t b h, since he was a sport star and the guy that 'killed' Voldermort.

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He was trying to escape through yellow death, but to no avail, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.