__ ___ __, I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia

>>87638850
squash

No can do with this new mini-meme. Gotta go have lunch, great sea urchin ceviche, with Bryce, who's redpilled af now.

>>87638850
No can do!

is this a trivia game? more.

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the tasteful T H I C C N E S S of it

>>87638877
how'd he swing dubsia on a saturday night

>>87638850
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>>87638850
I'll call Ittin, I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia.

Your 5 was sufficient Luis.

>>87639066
Could we go to... Dubsia?

Bateman is a repressed homosexual and the whole thing is he wrestling with the fact he just wants to bum some young un.

>>87639276
I don't think that was all of it but I did get a lot of homo vibes from him.

>>87639276
Was Alan Boyce an American psycho? He was surely junggebliebene.

Following is an excerpt from a now deleted webpage on a medical website. Context is someone's asking about hypersexuality after brain injury. It's Alan Boyce, dated 2014.

>My hyper sexuality energized by those deep bruises on my mind constantly put my life in danger. Between my brain deficits, lack of inhibition, my disinhibition, impulsivity, I had no fight or flight instinct we as human beings all have; it's a need to survive, to stay alive another day. I only had one response when confronted physically by someone. Kill or be killed. Flight never entered my nostrils.
My sexual life would make a whore blush. I used to be an actor making movies and doing TV; it's a living; but it was never my passion. I have found my passion, or actually my passion found me through a life threatening car accident that almost killed me.
I, a trapped animal in Hollywood where wild know's no bounds. I was dying a daily humdrum attrition of my specialness; like Chinese water torture, the carbon copies of personalities, the deluge of self promotion rallies, freed me from a life of mediocrity through a brain injury... who would have thunk it.

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No can do, I got dubs at Dorsia

IT'S
HIP
TO
BE
SQUARE

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>>87640878
off by one

FEED ME A LIVE GET.

Does anyone actually believe this joke is still clever or funny?

btw checkem

How's Cecilia?

hey paul..... lay off the axes.....

boom

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING BASTARD

do you like phil collins?

Dorsia at 7. ALLEN IS NOT INVITED

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I don't like Paul Allen, he was part of that whole Yale thing

>>87641985
K I N O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmTyizVfCng

>>87638870
Bryce was quite the tormented redpiller

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>>87641875
Oh yeah, I'm very lucky.

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>>87642266
Mmhmm

>>87642266
You sure are!

>>87642118
yale thing?

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>>87642118
What do you mean "Yale thing?"

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>>87642266
>>87642322

>>87638850
>Hey Dubs Guy,

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>>87642133
Checked

>>87642422
Impressive

so anon, any new thoughts on when are you getting dubs?

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>>87642947
Now.

>>87642966
Well done.

>>87642966
That is really super!

>>87643033
NICE

>i can't believe /tv/ prefers that anon's dubs to mine

Best thread on tv

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Poast girls you would kill with a nail gun

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>>87642966

If dubs, everyone in this thread will get a res at Dorsia this Friday

>>87642966
How'd a nitwit like you get so dubsful?

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I'm calling up the Dubs Squad.

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>>87638850
Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

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>>87643533
Nice. Very impressive

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Well this thread is dead

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>>87643692
New card. What do you think?

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>>87643533
Look at those subtle repeating digits. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god... It even has a (you)

>>87640878
...

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>>87643782
That's pretty cool, Bateman but that's nothing. Look at this

>>87638850

N O C A N D O
O
C
A
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O D N A C O N

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>>87643950
How did nitwits like you get so tasteful? It's very impressive, but still nothing. Take a look at this

>>87643290
I'd nail her with my gun

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New dubs. What'd'ya think?

>>87644635
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>>87643950
>3 vice presidents

>>87644655
corporations don't work like the government. You'll have 6 million different VPs for every insignificant thing. It's almost a meaningless title

>>87644775
I read a YouTube comment saying that they were all vice presidents because it showed how they're all interchangeable people with no individual personality. It compliments the fact that the business cards are all basically identical

On the phone Bateman said with a striped shirt your tie shouldn't have complex patterns... But he was wearing a striped shirt while his tie looked very complex

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>>87644900
Checked

I'm looking forward to the thread where all the dubposting will turn into actual discussion of the movie due to these back to back generals.