What's /tv/'s honest opinion on Kristen Stewart?

Ugly, rat-faced kike.

she's pretty good

>>87636338
She isn't nearly as good of an actress as people give her credit for. Also her face is not that pretty. She does have nice legs and feet though.

meh actress and i couldn't care less about her life/personality/relationships

>>87636351
whats it like being a living parody of the "9/10 would not bang meme'

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>>87636351

>kike

what?

Fuckable

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a real minx when she wants to be

I like her. The way she gets bullied by the media is pretty fucked up. Just because she's awkward, not the typical Hollywood actress and was in Twilight people shit all over her. She's not the greatest actress ever but she's decent enough, she's cute and has a likable personality

>>87636390
not that anon, but its much much better than every normie jerking off over every hollywood actress. they ruined female actors actually, since the unwashed masses only care about muh dick, not about acting itself

>>87636407
Fuck off Kristen, you weak willed one-note cheating fuck-ugly trend lesbian retard.

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>>87636416

what the fuck are you on about

>>87636439
I didn't cheat you don't even know me you fucking ass

>>87636607
Why doesn't she ever wear socks?

>>87636635
It lets her feet get sweatier.

My waifu.

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>>87637756

dumb nigger

>>87637920
I had a dream she called me that, it was hot.

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>>87637949

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>kstew will NEVER be your gf

>>87637729
>addidas
the fuck do they think they are - Tatu?

>>87637729
Are they still a couple?

>>87639353
no. kristen sleeps around with many women. she is like leo dicaprio.

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>>87637949
dumb nigger

>>87636338
Probably the same as the last time you made one of these threads.

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>>87636338
She would be a good casting for Chloe Price

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>>87640093
Opposite the Rogue One chick for Max.

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>>87640215
I can't deal with this... the series got me into watcing girlfriends tribb, girls have the most intimate sex with each other

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>>87637729
>>87639330
>>87639353
>>87639369
>>87640093
>>87640215
>>87640554
kristen stewart is NOT a lesbian, she is not even remotely attracted to girls, their mentality, or the female form

she has wet sex dreams about men, being FUCKED by men, sweaty dark body hair pounding against her soft, pale tummy as she writhes helplessly underneath a 200lb alpha, spraying his masculine pheromones up into her fertile womb

and then she wakes up. SEETHING at what just occurred inside her mind
>NO, NO, NO!!! DAMN IT! NOT AGAIN FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

she stomps into the bathroom and equips herself with the hair trimmer, and in a fit of impotent rage, shaves it all off

>this will convince them, wait til they see what a fucking bull dyke i am! i am such a serious and edgy ARTIST, i do NOT crave to be submissive to a daddy cock! i am gross!!!!

but she prances about L.A in her torn jeans and 70s rock band t-shirt once again, makes sure to be photographed with some repellent gangly model, and retires to bed once again to be fucked senselessly by a MAN in her dreams

>>87640750
>kristen stewart is NOT a lesbian
she is a high class escort

There's something about her. My girlfriend literally won't let me watch movies she is in. Other women recognize K Stew's ability to steal other women's men.

I will always defend her. She'll go further than most actresses of her generation.

Can't believe everyone rates complete hacks like Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence without giving Stewart the credit she deserves.

>>87636351
Kek I liked her when she was JB

>>87641069
you have to leave that relationship. you only have 1 life, dont waste it with someone who is already showing controlling traits. dumping her might even help her personality and her future happiness. if you tell her why you break up with her, much higher chance she will become a better person

>>87641102
you are the type of person who would tank a business

>>87641115
wrong wrong wrong, his gf is obviously very insecure and thus won't cheat on him, she's a keeper

>>87641141

Like Hollywood needs my help going to shit.

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>>87636338
When you go on your first movie date, wait till the movie starts to get loud so no one hears anything. Then just start reaching down her pants/underwear and start digging your finger down her butt until you feel a turd to play with. If she starts to fuss (she will) then tell her that you will rip the turd right out of her hole and smear it on her face and clothes. Then explain to her how embarrassing it will be to walk out of the theater with her poop smeared all over her. Once she realizes the situation, just start playing with the turd in her butt while masturbating. Shove some popcorn or candy up there if you've got any and imagine her shitting it out later while thinkin about you. wether it will be good or bad thoughts, she will still be thinking of you. I also suggest recording everything at the movie theater and editing the parts out that make it look like you were blackmailing her. Tell her that you will upload it to everyone unless she bags up and brings you the candy and turds from her butt after she poops them out.

>>87641213
im saying you are a dumbass and your decisions are not better than anyone elses

>>87636338
Strong foot game. Don't care for her acting.

>>87641115

> Already

We've been together for years. God you guys are hysterical.

>>87640750
wow, someone sure is insecure. I love this website. maybe she just likes both

>>87641278

you're a shill who only assess things on their monetary value clouding your ability to see quality.

i'm sure you'll be very well off in life but you're a pleb and will always be a pleb.

>>87641394
>insecure
i'm not the one pretending to be gay for social brownie points after being outed as a HUSSIE and a HOMEWRECKER

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>>87636399
>tfw no kristen trophy wife