I won.

>>87628399
Won what? The hotdog eating contest at the local supermart?

why are his nipples in the wrong place

>>87628399
Those are some loose nipples.

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>>87628636
>>87628632
Loose skin surgery sucks. Never get fat guys.

>>87628399
Outta my way frenchshits

>>87628764
I am dumbfounded

>>87628399
Was this the ultimate rebuttal?

>>87628808
How so? Feel free to ask me anything if you want

>>87628837
Why did you do that to yourself ?

How does his face still look fat? Loose neck skin

>>87628837

why do you wear Fruit of Loom instead of superior Hanes?

>>87628764

Looks like you got a c-section.

good for him but under that shirt it must be fucking horrifying.

>>87628837
post the before so >>87628889 understands.

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>>87628828
The best revenge is living fresh.

>>87628399
>get owned by french whore on tv
>I-I'll show you
>get buff

Good for him

>>87628399
He needs a new haircut, the Jewfro isn't working

>>87628953
I literally only ever ate subway when I was in China

>>87628764
How much that cost? Also what was the recovery like?

>>87628889
You should have seen it before. 5lb of loose skin removed off the front and they fixed my abdominal muscles. I have follow up surgery in November for the back

>>87628937
Is there really that big of a difference when it comes to boxer briefs? They're all pretty damn comfy

>>87628939
C-Section scars are way less noticeable actually

>>87628764
Give it a few more years, that scar will not be as red, so it will be less noticeable.

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>>87628944
>good for him but under that shirt it must be fucking horrifying.

his chest probably looks like a Dali painting.

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I won

>>87629022
What is that? A nipple pic for ants?

>>87628997
First why did you get so fat, secondly why didn't you lose weight at a reasonable pace ?
Did you get to keep the skin they took ?
You could.make a cloak from it.

>>87628996
$7k for the front, $6k for the upcoming back lift. Recovery was pretty damn brutal. Because they fix your abs by sewing them back together, you're pretty fucked for about a month. Can't stand up straight, no laughing, no coughing, no sneezing, no shitting too hard. I was on stool softeners for a good 2 weeks.

>>87629002
Yeah this is 3 months post op so still pretty fresh

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>>87629037
>he wants high res jonah hill nip pics

But for real, why didn't they move that nipple up higher? I don't understand how it is saggy skin since there is no outline of the sag. That shirt would show it. Unless he's wearing a man bra

>>87629065
1. Because of college depression/procrastination/no self control or motivation. I'm a 5'8 manlet and weighed 220 at my worst. Now I'm around 140-145
2. No but I do have the pics the surgeon took. Actually give me a sec I can fish them up if you're interested

>>87629090
>She

>>87629002
2bh I would be far more worried about the nipple where the bellybutton should be

>>87628764
Why is there only one nipple, and why is it in the middle of your stomach?

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>>87629123
5'8 220 is I need surgery fat?

>>87629090
would fug

>>87629132
tits or gtfo

>>87629157
That's how you know when women have had tummy tucks. Look at their belly buttons. If they are weird looking, there's your answer. They have to make a new belly button when they do that surgery. So they almost always look abnormal

>>87629123

220 pounds isn't really THAT fat, dude. Even at 5'8"... you could have just exercised or played some basketball dude.

>>87629132
What state?

>>87629205
kek you tell that roastie
*fills piss bottle*

>>87629220
You have some arcane knowledge.

>>87629177
>77
nice dubs.

it was surgery to remove the loose skin after he lost a bunch of weight.

>>87629252
Upstate NY

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>this jew gets spammed non-stop and mods are cool with it
>actually funny memes like sammy sam/hardy/colbert/bale etc. get insta deleted
most intriguing...

>>87629157
That's the new belly button they carved out. It'll heal more over time, that skin is still pretty new.

>>87629177
I didn't need it, it was a vanity issue. But I was obese before I lost the weight and I had been overweight my whole life, so it was really demotivating when I dropped 75 lb and had these nasty empty skin flapping around during sex and stuff. Basically I still felt fat. I had/have a lot of body dismorphia going on

>>87629249
I was obese, bordering on morbidly obese and also high blood pressure/pre diabetic. I just ran on a treadmill to lose weight

>>87629065
Oh yeah, also I did lose weight at a reasonable pace, it was 8-10 lb per month. Loose skin happens no matter how slowly you lose weight. The only thing I know of that can prevent it is water fasting.

>>87629312
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>87629330
At least she didn't miscegenate

>>87628399
won what

>>87629409
Part & Parcel

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>>87628764
That shit only happens if you lose weight too fast and if you are american-tier fat in the first place
Jonnah will be fine

>>87629434
removable nipples

>>87629420
Instead she threw her genetics to the dolphins

>>87629263
Haha you sure showed that misogynistic chauvinistic sexist bigot!! #fuckthepatriarchy

>>87629482
*projects even harder while silently crying about how utterly miserable and alone they are*

>>87629312
Please date me.

>>87629452
I was a very mild case and I still had it. Just from that picture in the OP you can see his loose skin. What people are saying about his nipples: that's literally his skin sagging below his new pec line.

>>87629515
Uh... "they"???? My pronouns are "xer/xi/ you fucking bigot. you get that all you are worth is your body, right?

>>87629594
lmao at your life.

>>87629570
Do you live in Upstate NY?

>>87629613
Enjoy being a walking fleshlight before you hit the wall and no guy will fuck you LOL

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>>87628399

>>87629679
Still laughing at your worthless pathetic existence.

>>87629071
Jesus dude. You went to a butcher.

Thats what you get for Ameri-fats medical care.

Go to LA and you might pay more but they dont pull you apart and put you back together like a puzzle.

>>87629637
i live in nyc if he bails

>>87629724
How ugly are you? I bet you're a gross bulldyke with pink hair

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>>87629679
>thinking women post on 4chan

>>87629734
You do realize it's cosmetic surgery, therefore elective? Universal healthcare in Europe or Canada wouldn't cover it either.

Also, that's how the procedure works. Just do a Google image search for abdominoplasty

>>87629572
Again, depends on the speed you lose weight.
If you do it gradually while working oit, the skin adapts.
Shits elastic as fuck actually

>>87629769
Loving every laugh :^)

>>87629797
Only a woman can be this delusional

>>87629720
he's such a sassy bitch, I love it!
*snaps fingers*

>>87629739
That's about a 6-7 hours away

>>87629842
Rule 37
heh...better luck next time newfag

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>>87629827
Sure you are, object. Laugh aimlessly at your own delusions
> mfw "the most qualified presidential candidate ever" lost to a billionaire who sees women as objects and spent twice the money doing it

>>87629881
sounds like a personal problem :^(

>>87629637
I live in Toronto.

You got low ass nipples, Larry.

>>87629943
LOL this is so adorable. Keep posting sweetie, I want to see how far this mental breakdown goes

I weighed 145 kilograms but I lost 65 in a bit over three years, I was expecting to get flabby, loose skin but I didn't. Weird as fuck

>>87628632
Not a nipple, he has something on a chain around his neck, you can see the chain above the object.

>>87628764
that's not too bad, anon

>>87629981
Enjoy being inferior for the rest of your miserable existence LOL

>>87629988
> tfw went from 120 kg to 80 and my entire belly is just loose skin

>>87630033
That's right, keep it coming :) I can feel how mad you are from alllllll the way over here

>>87630004
I don't think it's necklace. The chain he's wearing is not that long. It's hanging just past the outside of his shirt. Who knows. With the way he gains & loses weight, I believe 100% it's his nipple

>>87628764
Damn you could eat cereal out of your bellybutton.

>>87630135
Yeah hoping it tightens up over the rest of the year. The full recovery period is 12 months

>>87629132
Get the fuck off my board

>>87630080
Lol okay baby oven

>>87630188
HAHAHAHA
>your

>>87630222
you're*

>>87630191
Aww you tried.

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>>87629392
I never heard of anyone needing skin surgery from 75lbs. Sounds like you have really bad skin genetics. I lost 65 lbs 5 years ago and I never had any loose skin at all. Also never had stretch marks. And I'm more of a manlet than you. Anything under 100 lbs shouldn't fuck your shit up that bad.

>>87630280
Yer*

>>87630287
Age could be a factor as well. The older you get the less elasticity your skin has.

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>>87630287
They took a ton of my stretch marks out with the excised tissue. I had ballooned up pretty bad, basically my genetics are like all fat goes straight to my gut

>>87628399
>he's Chad...
>see nipples

>>87630075

Do you still work out, drink five million litres of water every day and eat nutricious food?

>>87630347
Can you keep the removed skin if you want to, this is important

>>87630347
I gain weight evenly throughout my body so that makes more sense.

>>87630385
Yeah, all I have to do to stay on track is look at pictures of myself as a fat fuck

>>87630347
Pics of the skin on you before the surgery?

>>87630418

I know that feeling really well.

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>>87630391
Why Anon? You uh...you working on a personal project?

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*blocks your insults*

>>87630719
Man, Hornelia really got to him.

i dont even watch tv or movies i just come to this board for the memes and cuck threads

>>87630719
LOL fixing the nipples

>>87630719
THE PUNISHED JONAH

>>87630468
Ive always wanted to eat a part of myself.
I know its weird, but i just wonder how "I" taste.If i have an opportunity like this ill most def cook my skin and at least taste it

>>87629071
>>87629805
Will the scars heal over?
Peace brother, hope you get better.

>>87630952
Hey well godspeed man. I'm pretty sure they would've have let me take it but who knows

>>87631082
Thanks man. Yeah they'll be a lot less prominent by a year out from now. They gave me local steroids too for the scar which I've been applying

>>87628399
fuck yes. Good job. Goals.

>>87631170
Stay in the fight anon
We believe in you

>>87631170
So can you exercise during this healing period?
How long were you immobile for after the surgery? How has that affected your job, life etc?

>>87631967
I've been slowly building back up. I was doing a 5k per day and 2 sets of 5 pull ups before the surgery. Right now my abs are still weak but they're getting stronger, I can run as much as I used to but I'm down to 4 pull ups a day. After a certain point the abs just give out and they need time off to get stronger. It's weird, I can feel them now.

I was immobile and hunched over for about a month. I took a week off work, then worked from home during week 2 and came back into the office for week 3. That first day back in the office I was WIPED. first 48 hours after surgery I could barely talk without having to catch my breath. It's amazing how much we use our core without even knowing.

It was hard on my wife not being able to have sex for a month but she got so horny that we made it work. Honestly I would say don't expect your life to return to normal until at minimum 8 weeks after. It's major surgery

>>87632156
Hang on bro, we're going to make it.

>>87632403
We're all gonna make it brehs ;_;

Memes aside this is the best way to do it. Now he's not a pathetic tub of lard.

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>>87630753
>>87630791
>>87630824
You're already dead

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>>87632156
>wife

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>>87629392
>carved out
Mother of God...

>>87629842
Poe's Law is in full effect. We'll never know for sure.

>>87632611
NO, JONAH, PUT IT DOWN!

>>87629330
baby be like the fuck is this bitch doing

>>87630347
That would make a great lampshade.

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>>87632611

>>87628764
>wanna know how i got these scars?

>>87633211
*smacks lips*

>>87630222
HAHAHAHA
>she