>>87625731
getting caught
>>87625731
no fucking idea
>>87625731
getting dat nootka
>>87625731
finding a use for all of you
>>87625731
mmmmh
being careful
Taboo is the only good TV show of this season.
Get the show to break into American audiences via Boston. That's also Tommy Shelby's plan. Both shows are written by the same screenwright.
>>87629167
Americans are plebs.
>>87625731
Mmm Nootka
>>87629103
Mmhmm
>>87629204
They are fucking americans whose audience is easily five times that of the commonwealth territories combined and have the most couchjockeys watching television all day, that's for sure.
>>87629287
Too bad they're dumb as bricks and anything that isn't lowest common denominator gets taken off the air.
>>87629372
The Hardy Brothers Ship Off To Boston via Tortuga Show will fit right in then.
>>87629483
I bet you watched and enjoyed Lost, Breakikg Bad, GoT and/or Walking Dead.
>>87629254
>tfw Hatposting is back on the menu and it's not even a new season
>>87629521
I bet you lose a lot of bets. And fish.
>>87629622
Mhmm
>>87629676
Meme very careful now
What's the name of the African island the wacky crew will be stopping over again? And James' contact there will be a former officer of his in the navy turned slaver, am I correct?
>>87629817
they are stopping over in portugal, I cant remember who the contact is supposed to be
I have a big hat use
>>87629204
Go watch more bbc you stupid fag
>>87629973
Off the coast of Portugal, i remember the visuals of the finale of an island with huge, forbidding cliffs that gave off a Conan Doyle Lost World/Conrad Heart of Darkness vibe.
mmmhmm I have a use for this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5X3gLwvrRI
Alright, which one of you fucks did this.
>>87630733
>not posting the full version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_zbR2trnGI
>>87630772
>>87630733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_RVjHu2AU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2VZp0sr64Y
I have never once seen this show, not even an advertisement of it, but the Nootkaposting is so fucking stupid funny that it makes me want to watch it.
>>87629817
>>87629973
>>87630386
punta delgada
>>87631258
watch it, the memes are unexaggerated and the show is kino
>>87631258
Don't reply to me until you've watched every single episode mmm
>>87631258
It's the best Western Hardy will ever act in, it's better than that muh furs and momma bear dicaprio vehicle. The best westerns are now either post-apoc or set in the mother empires rather than the colonies.
>>87631311
Right. It means delicate point in portugeuese. Hmm that's a frail isle.
>>87625731
1. Fuck his sister
2. Become American
Soon
3. Fuck his step-mum
>>87631464
opps i meant ponta not punta
>>87631621
same vowel difference, they're both latin-derived romance languages translating into a point on a sea map, no fret. delgado=slender could doubly infer slim slaves
>>87631258
hmm
>>87631467
hmmhmmm I'd have a use for Mrs Delaney mm
To fuck all his female relatives
>>87629204
We are Americans.
>>87625731
to get a trunk of his father's belongings
>>87625731
Sinking this ship.
WITH NO SLAVE SURVIVORS
>>87629204
>mmmmmm a company man
>>87629254
I want this design for a deck of playing cards
>>87635435
mmm
>>87625731
To rescue his suicidal sister from the belly of the whale in order to fuck her brains out, choking her in the process, all while grunting.
mmhhmmm... careful now...
>>87625731
mmmmh powdah
>>87634810
FUCKING AMERICANS
>>87629523
Mmm...the Hmm that saved /tv/
>>87625731
To sail the shipwith some survivors
>>87633576
mmm do you dance?
>>87625731
mmmmmmNootkahmmmmmnotforsale
mhmmm Brace get the carpenter mmhm Nootka treaty ahh
what happened to the lawyer?
>>87637416
Delaney had no use for him
How would you feel when all the "magic" turns out Delaney just fucking with people
>>87637491
mmmmmm
>>87637491
you mean the telepathic sister fuck?
>>87625731
How is he so fucking sexy? I just Wanna kiss those lips for hours
JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING SHIP
>>87637491
How do you explain the mmm ghosts then mmmmh?
mhmmm mmmmm mhmm hmmmm hmmm hmmmm mmm mmmhhm mmhmhmmh mhmhmh m
mhmh mmhmmh mmh mhmmhmhmhm mhmh mmhmmmm hhhmm mmmmmmmmmmmnnnootkasoundnotforsale
>tfw no more Sir FUCK OFF Stuart in new season
all the tea in mmhmmchina
Why was this show so comfy?
>>87637953
wet days in 1800s London are comfy
>>87637953
Was comfy till the last episode or 2
SOMEBODY JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING SHIP
You people seriously haven't realized that he's the real founding father of the United States? He even says it multiple times to other characters;
"I've got a U.S for you".
Meaning he's on a mission to bring his chosen people into his United States of America.
>>87630868
The Mmmm song at the end is wonderful, it needs to be made into its own thing mmm
I HAVE A USE FOR POO
>>87633576
>Tell me about Delaney! Why does he wear a hat?
this show is good so far glad i started
quarter through episode 5
>>87631258
>stares at you blankly
mmm best be careful
>waddles away coattails flappying wild in the wind
>>87640114
>starts on ep 5
mmh I have no arrgh use for you
>>87640198
i been watching it for a few days now im just marathoning an episode a day
>>87640227
mmmh good day
>>87640279
>throws sack of coins on table
hmmm this thread is mine now
you have 2 hours to leave
>>87640356
mmm it would appear my life is more precious then yours
mhmm i want lorna to dominate me mmhhhhmmmmm
>>87640415
a man with a small hat has no secrets to hide
>>87640472
Hat maketh mmmh Man
>>87632128
Bighat
Will he keep his hat now that they aren't in England ?
I JUST NEED A FUCKING SHIP
How is he supposed to get to america since he doesnt have a right of passage? How long had the american spy been working with Strange? Why didnt the americans just kill him half way through the season?
>>87641709
HE'S GOT A FUCKING SHIP, sail straight into Nootka mmmh? the fucking americans can't do shit about it.
>>87641800
mmhmm
>>87637674
Reee I havent seen any ghosts
Is this a meme
>>87642755
No mmm every single ep their is at least one ghost in the background, try and mmmh find them all. I'll give you a hmmm hint if your really having trouble
>>87641709
The answer it litteraly Mhmm powdah.
>>87641800
Wait SOMEONE GAVE US A FUCKING SHIP?
>>87643581
Mmmmh, and?
Why are Taboo threads so fucking comfy?
giv more mhmhmeme
Why is he orange?
>>87625731
Not gonna bother with the second season. The writers clearly don't have a clue where it's going. It had potential, but let's be honest. It was pretty shit.
>>87643973
>87643973▶
>File: prince regent.jpg (31 KB, 400x560)
>Why is he orange?
Gout
>>87643973
His nose is fake isn't it? Or is that just britbong inbred phenotype?
>>87644038
Be very careful now...
>>87644038
Mmm be very careful now
>>87644038
The writers are Hardy and son, be vveerry careful now
>>87644038
>>87643938
and? mmmh and all the tea in china mmmm
>>87644038
A FUCKING NIGGER
>>87625731
I saw James Delaney at a General Store in Wapping Wall yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for The Treaty of Nootka Sound or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now? Mhmm?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Mhm?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Mhm? Mhm? Mhm?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him grunt as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Kegs of Saltpeter in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be African and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the kegs and started inspecting it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to be very careful and check them each individually “to prevent any Ka'lisumbaya” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she inspected each keg and put them in a carriage and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by grunting really loudly.
>>87645052
>>87644653
>you will never be this mad
Feels good man
>>87644038
mmhmmm be verrry careful now
>>87645052
>>87645112
>>87629287
>They are fucking americans whose audience is easily five times that of the commonwealth territories combined
>what is india
>>87645232
>what is india
mmm a shitty rebellious colony without all the tea in china mmh
>>87645265
but it does have tons of opium on the north-west frontier which historically was worth more than all the tea in china, all the sovereignty in china and all the dignity in china
the chinks are still assblasted about it to this day
>>87645486
But Nootka is much closer to china then india, also the fucking company men are all over india. Create a monopoly over china tea to the Americas and your set for life.
*eats assassin*