Why didn't it work out?

women are cunts

>>87620353
They were both sluts

>>87620353
There's a club of dudes in Hollywood who have fucked her and Brad just wanted to join. His heart was never really in it.

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>>87620353

He fugged Angelina when she still seemed like the better option.

>>87620353

Publicity stunt.

>>87620353
I heard Pitt wanted kids, bit Aniston is infertile.

I also heard that Aniston was a giant pothead and refused to give it up to have kids.

>>87620353
I don't understand why no one wants to impregnate Jennifer Aniston. She's hot as shit and still hot as shit.

What the FUCK was her problem?

>>87620479
>I heard Pitt wanted kids

And now he's got like 6, only one of which is his! Wow what a great idea that was.

Jen is boring. They probably had very vanilla sex. Angelina was exciting because she's unhinged. There's no pussy like crazy pussy.

>>87620565
yeah man, chopping her tits off for no reason and adopting a new baby every other month. what a woman.

>>87620479
>I also heard that Aniston was a giant pothead and refused to give it up to have kids.

Apparently Pitt has not gone a day without a joint or a drink either.


I think the problem was Brad Pitt is a literal 10/10 chad, so why the fuck would he spend the rest of his life with one woman when he can keep fucking 10/10 women for the rest of his life?

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>>87620479
Yeah I was just going to say, When Pitt divorced Jolie he sobered up and apologized to Aniston for being high as shit during their entire marriage.

>>87620604
That's why you don't marry it. But man, I bet the fucking when they first got together was insane.

Regardless of what actually happened, I think we can all agree that Pitt and Jolie are insane crazy people.

>>87620747
Pitt seems like a cool guy, but Jolie is an absolute nutcase

Jolie at that time was the definition of beauty. Holy shit I had such a crush on her.

>>87620747

Nah, their marriage was really like any average American's. The man was just trying to survive and appease his loony wife for some sweet puss.

>>87620805
Honestly, at best he was a doormat for Jolie. I hope he can get his shit together somewhat at least.

>>87620556
at least you can't call him a hypocrite when it comes to his views on multiculturalism unlike that asshole george clooney

They look like siblings.

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I think you guys are forgetting the simple fact that Jolie was literal sex icon of the century hottest woman in hollywood and status symbol tier at the time.

Jen was A-list in her own right, but Jolie was the biggest thing in Hollywood since Marilyn Monroe.

Jen did want kids, Brad did. I can't even imagine what the sex would've been like with then 29 year old Jolie, god damn.

>>87621031
Aniston is an plain old greek woman, Jolie was the definition of sex.

>>87621031
I never understood the hype. She has nice big dick sucking lips but other than that I don't get the appeal. I always thought Aniston was better.

>>87620353
cus he wanted kids and she's barren

>>87620565
there is literally nothing wrong with boring vanilla sex with netflix in the background and a plate of sandwiches and warm milk for afterwards before 8 hours of sleep before work

>>87621072

I don't know if I should laugh at you for your awful taste or envy you, since being more attracted to the objectively inferior women would be a convenient thing in life.

>>87620353
he wanted kids, she didn't. angie got him what he wanted.

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>>87620691
>tfw brad pitt is literally his character from true romance

>>87621072
Aniston is beautiful, there's no denying, and she's aged incredibly gracefully.

But you see it or you don't. Jolie wasn't unjustifiably hyped imo, was as stunningly pretty as she was made out to be for me.

>>87620694
it was like in fight club

>>87621031
looks like you put sexy lips on john voight's face

>>87621138
you sick fuck. get some help

>>87621072
Her tits were pretty elite tier as well...

>>87621184
I'm laughing at you because you've clearly been eating whatever opinions the media has been shitting down your throat since you were just a boy.

The first two movies I saw Jolie in were Hackers (short ugly dyke hair) and gone in 60 seconds (long ugly dreadlock hair). sory, that wasn't sexy.

>>87621072
this

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>>87620506

>hot as shit.

>>87621072

>cat eyes
>DSLs
>chiseled nose
>feminine yet defined jawline
>great set of tits
>perfect height for a woman

I think you're gay.

>>87620604

She had a reason to chop her tits off, you might not agree with it but she had a reason.

>>87621016
every couple that lasts does
>b-but opposites attract
yes, as in benis in vagina
in the end, everyone just wants to fuck themselves
and opposite sex parent, to a lesser degree

monica > rachel desu

>>87620409
Get laid you fucking pussy

>>87621382
Right, and some day I might get venereal disease from a Thai lady boy, but that does not mean I should preemptively cut my cock off.

>>87620506
She wasn't even the best Friends girl, is Courtney hadn't gotten all that retarded cosmetic surgery to make her look worse she would have been top-tier.
Also Jolie was always more attractive than Aniston.

>>87621416

everyone>Rachel

>>87621382

It was purely paranoia because she's batshit insane.

>>87621438

Is getting venereal disease from a Thai lady boy hereditary?

>>87621509
>paranoia

That doesn't mean what you think it means, Anon.

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>>87621511
Well my dad has it

>>87621548

>Paranoia is a thought process believed to be heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of delusion and irrationality.

She chopped her tits off because her mom had boob cancer and she was scared of getting it sometime down the line.

Aniston has the better feet, if Brad was a fotofriend he would've stayed with her, maybe fucked angelina a few times just to get it out of his system, but stayed with Aniston

>>87620556

he has 3 that are his

'plain' women
>aged gracefully, still looks fantastic for her age
>level headed

'hot' women
>cuts tits off as a precaution even though their's almost no evidence linking the genes with breast cancer
>adopts multiple children
>ostracizes her ex husbands child so hard he turns transgender

>>87620445
this gentlemen, is why they say don't stick your dick in crazy.
Brad fucking Pitt didn't know better, thought 'hey, I'm Brad fucking Pit, I'll do what I want.' and stuck it anyway. Now he has to watch his crazy ex degrade his child in favor of the adopted ones and has it convinced it's the wrong gender and all this after she cut of her tits.

I'd still fuck her though.

>>87620435
Both?? how so?

>>87620984
What do you mean?

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>>87623424
Clooney is an advocate for open borders and allowing as many refugees as possible into other countries.

He has an Italian villa in Lake Como, a very rich and exclusive part of Italy, near the Swiss border.

Did I say has? Because I meant had. Switzerland closed its border to refugees and the ended up flooding the area that Clooneys villa was located.

He immediately sold it.

Also, he is moving his entire family from England to the United States, because he doesn't feel England is safe anymore.

But again, he highly advocates open borders.

>>87623943
Well nobody wants to live in a flood zone.

>>87623943

>advocates open borders
>doesn't want to get killed by terrorists

I see no conflict here

>>87620353
Jennifer Anniston is a horse-faced hack. She aged ok but she's not the settle down with type. Then again, neither was Jolie so Brad was probably drunk from 2003 to 2017

>>87623943
Ahh right. Cheers for the info. I agree. Fuck the cucks angry at you.

>>87620353
Brad Pitt doesn't shower regularly. He's a well known stinky fuck.