How much hard liquor do you bring with you to the movie theatre?

>>87620048
With that girl?

a lot

>>87620048
bottle of maker's mark usually does it for me and the boys

None since the cinema sniper caught me that one time.

Apparantly since then he'd trained his falcon to smell over 30 spirits

>>87620048
her breasts are asymmetrical

None, if I'm drinking hard liquor I'm watching a film that will make me cry and I do that at home alone and keep it a secret because I'm a god damned man

>>87620141
Looks like breast cancer

None because my theater serves me alcohol directly at my seat.

I do sneak beer and liquor into the bowling alley, though.

weed is better for kino desu.

None, I also don't bring snacks or drinks or even go to a movie theater.

>>87620048
I know the concessions guy and usually get him to give me a small cup of popcorn butter. Does the trick for me.

>>87620048
Was it autism?

>>87620193
Go to a kinoplex poorfag

>>87620261
Liquor and beer prices are fair at the theater and I'm willing to pay.

Meanwhile the bowling alley only has piss beer and charges more per pint, and their well is all Aristocrat.

>>87620048
zero

>>87620141
Virtually all real tits are asymmetrical.

>>87620643
>Virtually all real tits are asymmetrical.
thanks for imparting this esoteric knowledge upon my virgin self

>>87620048
>orange face
>orange in hand

pottery

>>87620048
must be a jew store, everything way overpriced

>>87620643
not like that though, she's clearly missing a breast.

>>87620977
it's her top anon...jesus

>>87621020
um no sweeitie you can even see the scar.

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>>87620048
>Smirnoff
Do you even kino. You always bring a nice scotch to watch some top tier kino.
Pic related

>>87620108
I feel your joke has gone underappreciated.
But I laughed

Beer is a much better movie drink. 12-pack is usually enough unless the movie is really long.

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>>87620108

Her belly button is a penis

>>87620048
Half-pint by myself or a pint with friends

>willingly lowering your IQ
>willingly intending to make yourself sick the next morning with a hangover
>tastes like cleaning products
>can't concentrate on the kino
>lowers your vidya ability if you prefer that
Why? Just why?

>>87622384
I just went 25-2 in BF1 drunk as a skunk with 35 revives to boot.

Get on my level soberfag

>>87622451
Dude, you probably would have been better if you were sober.

It always surprises me that /tv/ drinks. /a/ and /v/ have no drinkers whenever there's a Friday night thread.

>>87621690
have fun pissing every 6 minutes

>>87622503
There's a weird straight edge anti-drug thing that comes with being a permavirgin nerd in many cases. Probably stemming from wanting to set themself apart from normies, a bad social experience or both.

And as bigger nerdier boards the more aggressive anti-drug/anti-drink people kind of take over any discussion as they have the numbers to do it

>>87620048
looks like a britbong amy poehler

>>87620048
I recognise that Sainsburys.

>>87622554

I knew this post was here somewhere. I agree, it's impractical for that very reason.

>not getting Fris

can people even into shopping?

>>87620048
>trading a meth addiction for alcoholism
I mean, I guess it's technically better

>>87622503
>the virgin walk.jpg