HAS DEL TORO DONE IT??

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This film is being unanimously praised. Called his best since Pan's Labyrinth, maybe even better. A Best Picture nomination is almost a lock.

Couldn't be more excited.

>>87617466
Subversive shit where the male figure is replaced with a literal monster

>>87617466
always liked del toro, seem like he put his heart and soul into this one. seems like a nice flick.

Looks like a faggy romance movie

>>87617617
I C K E D
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>>87617617
BIG MARINE COCKS

>>87617466
>abe sapien gets a kino movie
not a bad timeline I guess

>>87617466
B A S S E D
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>>87617466
SALMONED

FISHED

Too much Jennifer Lawrence to pay to see.

hellboy and blade were above average, but his politics on pan's labyrinth are what gave him a cemented position in hollywood, no matter how many projects fell through or how much money he wasted he would always be given leeway to start on something new

someone make the forced kanye west joke already

>>87617466
HYDRATED

FISH STICK'd
Is it confirmed that this is an Abe's origin film?

BIG DARK EXOTIC COCK

bravo del toro, bravo

>>87618082
you sound like you like fish sticks

/pol/ will call this movie anti-white jew propaganda, I guarantee it.

>>87618122
haha epic

>>87618125
>>>87617466
it's just pro-fish propaganda, deal with it surface dweller.

PERCH'D

>>87617466
BIG BLUE COD

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>>87617466
FISH'D

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>>87618086
it seems to be in all but name

>>87617466
this movie is unrealistic, a woman would never breed outside of her own species

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>>87617563
Viral marketing boys, steer clear

>>87618297
>there aren't any mentally ill women
I think you're the one being unrealistic anon

Should've called it The Virgin Sturgeon

>>87618332
based mexican peter jackson needs a hit so ima hit it

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>>87618273

This is legit autism correct?

I visited a friend who worked at a special needs school with high functioning autistic kids and it was staggering how similar to /tv/ it was. They all just fart and then giggle and laugh about wee-wees and pee-pees and farts and dookie. All but indecipherable from cuckposting and BLACKED and brapposting and SJW boogey men.

>>87617466
how did mignola allow this?

YES FUCK ME WITH THAT BIG FISH COCK, I AM A WHITE WOMAN AND THIS FEELS GOOD OOOOOOHHHH YEAH

>best picture 2017

>>87618523
so progressive, I shed a tear, brava Del Taco

>>87618522
He doesn't have the exclusive rights to underwater cryptids

>>87618590
yeah but the design is literally Abe

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>>87618468
HEY there buddy! started posting in 4chan but nothing you ever say is compelling enough to get any response? well i got a solution for you its called:

REDDITOR'S GUIDE TO GET ATTENTION IN 4CHAN

step 1.
Quote every post
step 2.
Collect replies

And your done!
Validate existence for a brief moment via underserved attention.
HORRAY

>>87618297
Women do not take abstract concepts as species or race as seriously as mens do.

>>87618607
I don't see goggles or a wetsuit, do you?

>>87618468
>that guy who quotes half the thread in search of (You)s
Oh there's autism itt alright but not where you're looking.

>>87618379
The Virgin Sturgeon
The Chad Shark

>>87617563
>unanimously praised
you do realize most people are fucking idiots, right? titanic and capeshit are also universally praised. so is it.

>>87618720
shad is a type of fish, should have used that

>>87618523
BRAVO

I'll never forgive him for Pacific Rimjob


Leave that shit to lazy retards like Michael Bay and Ridley Scott

>>87617572
Aren't we though? be honest for a second, how often do you fantasise about murder?

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torrent where?

>>87618523
chicks need that bfc man

>>87617466
Is this the one that was meant to be a Bioshock film or is that fake news

>>87618668
he did not have or need either of those things in the comics

>>87618838
not that often you psycho

>>87618761
>Shad

Nice bait

>>87618974
No stop lying, cmon we all do it all the time everywhere.
This has to be normal.

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>>87619044
>we all do it
therefore
>This normal.

>>87617466
dont give a fuck I want my ron perlman hellboy 3, he absolutely fucked up and i hope this bombs

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Am I a pleb brainlet if I thought The Devil's Backbone was dogshit?
I just didn't like it at all, none of it was entertaining or enjoyable in the least
Lame, dry, boring, I don't know what to say, it's a terrible movie I never want to see again

Because I thought that movie was so generic dogshit "change the channel when you accidentally catch it on afternoon TV" tier I sort of have the feeling I hate Del Taco
Pan's Labyrinth was so long ago that when I recently happened to see a scene of it again I couldn't even remember that it was from Pan's Labyrinth, maybe I will rewatch that and stop hating him

>>87618292
if this doesnt happen in the movie its a nope from me

>>87618468
>wee-wees and pee-pees and farts and dookie
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>87618292
What is this, Providence?

>>87618590

kek

>>87618795
>guy loves mechas, because he is a fat mexican nerd
>guy has the chance to con kikes a hundred millions bucks to make mecha kino
He would be dumb as a /tv/ poster if he passed the chance.

>>87617572
this
its clear why hollywood elites and their journo pets are clamoring

Saw this at tiff and it was fucking shit.

>>87617572
that's part of the story though
the monster was human before

>>87617572
I am 100% sure you believe there is a way to to commit a peaceful ethnic cleansing go fuck yourself

>>87621180
That's not true. The monster is basically a wild animal. Also the main girl pretty much rapes the monster in this movie so if feminists weren't hypocrites they should be protesting this movie

So the point of pan's labyrinth is that all of the fantastical shit was fake, right? Because it's a much better movie if that's the case.

>>87617466
>Big Black Cock dot cum
Yeah I ain't clicking that OP

>>87618468
sneed

>>87618297
Arn't there videos of chicks banging dogs?

>>87622149

Eww of course not

>>87617466
this looks... intriguing

>>87618297
nobody made a nigger joke,im proud of you /tv/

>>87618297
pornsocket

>>87622149

wtf?

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>>87622852
how can you be so normies.
of course there is bestiality porn.
chicks and horses and chicks and dogs are the usual on the internet.

>>87622149
a women has never fucked a dog, dont be ridiculous anon